Fairy, why bother with me? I am really a yellow-haired villain.

Fairy, why do you bother me? I am really a yellow-haired villain. Author: Nonsense Sang

[All Cs, All Heroes + Multiple Heroines + No System] Fake Huangmao's life: Small-headed controls Big-headed, mindlessly arrogant, and finally gets beheaded by the Fated Huang Aotian before he even touches a hair on the heroine. Real Huangmao's life: Become Huang Aotian's good brother! He gives away skills and elixirs! Helps you through difficult dungeons! Gorgeous fairies provide assists! When the heroines are bullied, Huangmao's good brother strikes back; fairies come to him for a heart-to-heart...

The first chapter begins at the scene of a large minotaur

【Brain Storage】

Comprehension world.

Dongzhou, a corner of the forest outside Cangzhou City.

"Miss Lin, you don't want to be poisoned to death in this desolate forest, right? Then just be obedient."

"Master Yun, I... I understand... I will do as you say..."

"Hehehe! Then I'm going to start~"

“It hurts!!! Ha…ha…ah~ insert, insert it!”

Classic! Too classic! What kind of Minotaur scene is this?!

The man's body shook, and he was still making the standard villain laughter of "hehehe", but the next second his evil eyes became extremely clear.

The memories of the two lives merged, and he woke up in shock. He looked at the beautiful black-haired girl with twin tails lying in front of him with a confused look on his face.

Although she didn't put on makeup seriously, it can be seen that the girl has a very good foundation, with delicate and dignified facial features, especially those bright golden eyes, which seem to make people unable to help but sink into them.

She was wearing a clean white dress with a silver bell tied around her waist, which highlighted her slender and delicate curves.

She is a rare beautiful girl in the world.

(Character reference picture)

She undressed, exposing her fair back, with a silver needle already stuck in her shoulder blade.

The man - Yun Zhonghe breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that he was just giving an acupuncture treatment. If someone didn’t know, they would have thought it was a “needle treatment”.

But the girl was breathing rapidly, and her cheeks were abnormally red, as if she had been drugged. Her rippling eyes looked at the handsome man who suddenly stopped moving, and her eyes were so sticky that they seemed to be able to be drawn into threads.

"Young Master Yun, hurry... hurry... help me." The girl's soft voice made people feel itchy.

Yun Zhonghe scratched his head in confusion: Was I reincarnated?

Yun Zhonghe was originally just an ordinary high school student on Blue Star, but he was sent by a dump truck to the very butter he was working on during his lifetime.

This is a game about a white-haired phoenix named Aotian, which tells the story of a man named Aotian who pretends to be cool and wins girls in the world of cultivation, captures the heart of the girl of destiny, and finally ascends to become an emperor.

After Yun Zhonghe's death, he was reincarnated as a "glorious" yellow-haired man.

That’s right, it’s the scumbag villain with golden hair who wants to take over Huang Aotian’s harem.

In the game, no matter which heroine's route you take, Yun Zhonghe will jump out mindlessly and want to NTR Huang Aotian, but without exception he will be slaughtered under the domineering protagonist halo of Huang Aotian, becoming a booster for the warming relationship between Huang Aotian and the heroine.

Seeing the miserable end of his future, Yun Zhonghe was completely numb.

What a rubbish reincarnation!

Restrain! Calm down!

Although he turned into a yellow-haired man, fortunately he had awakened his memories of his past life. With the script in hand, it was easy for him to avoid death.

As long as he doesn't seek death, Huang Aotian won't cause him trouble for no reason, right?

But when Yun Zhonghe saw the beautiful girl beside him, who was breathing hot air, her whole body was hot, she was moaning, looking charming, and her eyes were blurred, his thin lips twitched.

Isn’t this Lin Zhongyu, one of the female protagonists!

Lin Zhongyu, the daughter of the Lin family in Cangzhou City, was once a favored girl. She started to refine Qi at the age of three and to build a foundation at the age of nine.

However, three years ago, Lin Zhongyu's cultivation was inexplicably lost, and his level dropped from the foundation-building stage to the third level of Qi refining. After the death of the genius, he became a laughing stock and was looked down upon by the world.

But Yun Zhonghe, who holds the script, knows that before long, Lin Zhongyu will awaken the legendary Golden Emperor's Holy Eye and join hands with Huang Aotian to embark on the road to becoming an emperor.

By the way, the heroine Huang Aotian is Lin Zhongyu's childhood sweetheart. At the beginning of the game, the heroine controlled by the player has been fostered in the Lin family for ten years and has a deep relationship with Lin Zhongyu. Although Lin Zhongyu has been ridiculed over the years, Huang Aotian has always given her spiritual encouragement, which prevented her from collapsing.

However, the incident that Lin Zhongyu's fiancé came to her house and broke off the contract not long ago dealt her a big blow. When the lost Lin Zhongyu was relaxing in the forest outside the city, she was discovered by Yun Zhonghe, who had not yet awakened his past life memories.

A few years ago, Yun Zhonghe, a young master of a wealthy family in Cangzhou City, discovered that Lin Zhongyu's golden eyes were very consistent with the characteristics of the legendary Golden Emperor's Holy Pupils when he was reading ancient books. So he had evil intentions and wanted to plunder Lin Zhongyu's hidden power.

Today, Lin Zhongyu was alone in the forest outside the city. Yun Zhonghe felt that there was an opportunity and placed a love snake in advance to bite Lin Zhongyu.

Afterwards, Yun Zhonghe showed up and pretended to be passing by, and even pretended to be hypocritical and said that he would help her force out the poison.

Lin Zhongyu had never seen Yun Zhonghe before, but had only heard of his reputation as a bad boy. She also suspected that Yun Zhonghe had ulterior motives and wanted to refuse him, but the love poison took effect quickly, and if she did not detoxify immediately, she would die suddenly.

Therefore, Lin Zhongyu could only gamble on Yun Zhonghe's character and allow him to force the poison out of her.

Little did she know that she almost lost her chastity and the Golden Emperor's Holy Eye.

These are things that just happened, and are exactly the same as the plot of the [Lin Zhongyu Line] in the game!

At this moment, Yun Zhonghe pretended to use acupuncture to force out the poison, but in fact he was blocking Lin Zhongyu's acupuncture points, wanting to make her unable to move, so that he could take this opportunity to force her to practice dual cultivation with him and plunder the divine power of the Golden Emperor's Holy Eye in her body.

However, according to the plot, just before Yun Zhonghe is about to successfully defile Lin Zhongyu, the true destiny heroine will come and angrily kill Yun Zhonghe on the spot.

That’s right, in this branch storyline, Yun Zhonghe can’t even survive the start.

Yun Zhonghe cried out in his heart, "My life is over!"

No! This hasn't started yet. As long as he honestly forces the poison out and doesn't have any bad thoughts, the knife of the plot won't be able to chop off his head.

Yun Zhonghe took a deep breath. He couldn't care too much now, and he didn't dare to peek at the heroine's beauty, for fear that she would have the misunderstanding that she was being violated.

But Lin Zhongyu was lying on the ground, twisting his body, and his teasing posture was a bit annoying, as if he was always seducing Yun Zhonghe's attention.

Lin Zhongyu also felt extremely ashamed. She didn't want to do this, but something seemed to be burning in her body, and the smell of Yun Zhonghe seemed to soothe the anxiety in her body like ice water, making her instinctively want to ask for it.

She was very worried that in such a desolate wilderness, if Yun Zhonghe went berserk, she would have no ability to resist and would be ravaged and abused.

What's more, Yun Zhonghe has a very bad reputation. It is said that he likes to play with women, often bullies men and women, and is a playboy.

If her cultivation level was not low and she could not resist the rapid spread of the love poison, she would not have agreed to Yun Zhonghe's proposal to force the poison out of her.

"I hope he's a good guy."

Lin Zhongyu thought to herself, her gaze slowly moved upwards, and she saw Yun Zhonghe's pair of clear and bright green eyes, which were free of all distractions and full of righteousness, without even a trace of evil thoughts, and she was only conscientiously using the needle to force out the poison.

This made Lin Zhongyu slightly stunned.

What a righteous look! Is the person with such pure eyes really the playboy as rumored?

Chapter 2 Shining Yellow Hair——True Life Mentor

Lin Zhongyu had never seen Yun Zhonghe before. Even during their "chance encounter" here, she did not dare to look at Yun Zhonghe's appearance because of the love poison.

However, the unexpected glance just now made her think to herself, "This person is definitely not a bad person."

Yun Zhonghe seemed to be really trying to force the poison out of her, and he was very measured in his actions, as if he was afraid of hurting her.

Even though there are some parts that can be touched, he is trying his best to avoid touching them.

This is... too sensible.

Yun Zhonghe didn't know what Lin Zhongyu was thinking. At this moment, he just wanted to quickly sever ties with the heroine, draw a clear line between himself and the heroine, and then enjoy the carefree life of a young master in this world.

He had to force the poison out quickly to avoid being drawn into the vortex of the original plot.

Fortunately, Yun Zhonghe was a reincarnation, not a soul traveling through time, so the skills he had before awakening his past life memories were still inherited. He continued to give acupuncture on Lin Zhongyu's fragrant back quickly and steadily, changing the original acupuncture method of blocking acupoints to acupuncture method of forcing out poison.

That kind of hand speed cannot be achieved without twenty years of single experience.

After a while, the love poison in Lin Zhongyu's body was successfully forced out.

"Pfft!"

Suddenly, Lin Zhongyu spat out a mouthful of black blood, and the densely packed silver needles on his back were forced to fall to the ground.

After the black blood sprayed on the ground, it emitted bursts of pink gas, which were all aphrodisiacs.

Lin Zhongyu supported her weak body with one hand and held the clothes in front of her chest with the other hand. Her delicate little red lips were slightly opened as she gasped, and her pretty face gradually returned to normal. Her black hair fell on her chest, and vaguely one could see a pair of white rabbits ready to jump out at any time.

Yun Zhonghe: “!!!”

Lin Zhongyu is only fourteen years old, with a slim and well-proportioned figure. Although her breasts are much smaller than many later big-name characters, she has the most "slender" and ideal style of an oriental fantasy beauty.

When he was giving her acupuncture on her back just now, Yun Zhonghe was also shocked by her slender waist, and many CG pictures of Lin Zhongyu in his previous life's pornography also emerged in his mind.

I have to admit that real people are more attractive than paper people.

"No, no, no, I still have time to sigh about Huang Aotian's woman? You're asking for death!"

Yun Zhonghe quickly slapped himself to wake him up.

Lin Zhongyu simply adjusted his breathing, and after feeling the stable spiritual power in his body, he immediately looked at Yun Zhonghe with gratitude.

"Master Yun, you really helped me force out all the poison in my body!"

After saying that, she moved her body and moved closer to Yun Zhonghe.

Yun Zhonghe: ???

What are you doing? Please don’t repay kindness with evil, okay?

I've gotten rid of all the poison for you, so stay away from me.

Every second you stay next to me, my life becomes more dangerous.

Yun Zhonghe felt like he was facing a formidable enemy. Since ancient times, the yellow-haired man and the heroine have been incompatible, so it would be better for them to keep some distance.

Yun Zhonghe pretended to be humble: "Miss Lin, there is no need to be so polite. As cultivators, we should lend a hand when we encounter those in need. If we practice only for our own sake, such a person will only narrow his path."

After hearing Yun Zhonghe's words, Lin Zhongyu couldn't help but be stunned.

Just practicing for herself... Isn't this what she used to be like?

She used to be gifted, and she worked hard to cultivate herself just to get her parents' praise and the admiration of others.

She used to only think about herself.

Perhaps it was because of this kind of character that God took away her talent.

Arrogant, selfish and complacent people do not deserve such power.

Yes, for cultivators like us, it is enough to uphold justice, fight against the strong and help the weak. As for our own cultivation and abilities, these are just external things.

She cared too much about her own power, so she ended up like this.

Lin Zhongyu's heart was undergoing a profound change at this moment, as if she had just been enlightened. Yun Zhonghe had never imagined that his simple attempt to refuse Lin Zhongyu's gratitude would cause her mind to go crazy and she would speculate countless times.

As a result, at that moment, Lin Zhongyu felt that he had realized something, and at the same time, it seemed as if some shackles in his body were opened, and his mind became clear.

She felt that Yun Zhonghe's words just now were meant to wake her up deliberately. After all, the entire Cangzhou City already knew about the scandal of her recent broken engagement.

Ever since she became a waste, everyone except Xue'er would mock her. However, Yun Zhonghe was not only willing to help her, but also took her self-esteem into consideration and gave her subtle advice.

This was the first time she received help from someone other than Xueer.

When I looked at Yun Zhonghe again at this moment, he was facing the setting sun. The afterglow of the setting sun burst out from the back of his head, making his bright golden hair shine.

Ah~ What a dazzling yellow hair!

"Master Yun, you... are completely different from what was rumored!"

Yun Zhonghe tilted his head: "Hmm? What do you mean?"

Lin Zhongyu's frown finally relaxed, revealing the innocent and romantic smile that a girl should have.

"Many people in Cangzhou City say that you are cold-blooded, cunning and treacherous, but now I feel that they are all slander and attacks against you."

As she spoke, she clenched her fists in indignation, as if she wanted to rewrite Yun Zhonghe's reputation.

Yun Zhonghe: ???

Please, I'm just a yellow-haired guy, don't give me any favors, lady.

Yun Zhonghe felt that the plot line was a bit off, but it was just right like this, at least he wouldn't die suddenly at the beginning.

He had been calculating the time in his mind, thinking that Huang Aotian would arrive soon, so he bowed to Lin Zhongyu and said, "Miss Lin, since the poison has been forced out, I will be leaving first. Goodbye."

It's been moistened, if you stay any longer and Huang Aotian arrives, who knows what trouble will happen.