Fairy, why bother with me? I am really a yellow-haired villain.

However, even if Yun Zhonghe said so, it would not be able to stop her at all.

She closed her eyes slightly, with a relaxed expression on her face. She let out a long breath, "Huha~", and the sound was particularly clear in the quiet courtyard.

There was a slight dripping sound, it turned out to be someone urinating.

Because the momentum was so strong, the water instantly spread to Chen Leling's feet.

Although Chen Leling perfectly controlled herself and prevented the liquid from getting on her feet, the problem was probably not there.

Yun Zhonghe couldn't help but hold his forehead.

Chapter 343: Starting Today, I Learn to Go to the Toilet by Myself

How to say it, although Yun Zhonghe knew very well in his heart that Chen Leling had almost no concept of shame, and her behavior was similar to that of a wild animal, free and unrestrained, but when he witnessed this slightly embarrassing scene in front of him, he still hoped deep down that Chen Leling could restrain herself a little, even if it was just a tiny bit of reserve.

However, although Chen Leling did not have the human sense of shame, she keenly captured the change in Yun Zhonghe's expression. Her pale and confused eyes could not help but look at Yun Zhonghe, revealing a bit of timidity, as if she had done something wrong.

The aggrieved and innocent look seems to be asking "Are you angry?"

Well... I wouldn't say I'm angry, but Yun Zhonghe is deeply aware that he has a long way to go.

"It's okay. Since you've already peed, there's nothing you can do. Just enjoy it."

"Aww~"

After getting Yun Zhonghe's permission, she let go of all her psychological burdens, relaxed, and defecated comfortably.

"So, zombies can also excrete?"

At this moment, Yun Zhonghe felt a little curious.

Recalling the days when I lived with Chen Leling in the cave, I seemed to have never seen her do anything like this.

Could it be that he had secretly solved it outside?

Of course, there is another possibility. Perhaps Chen Leling's zombification was purer before, so she didn't need to relieve herself urgently. But now she is no longer a zombie in the strict sense. She is gradually showing signs of coming back to life, and she eats human food. Her body functions are also quietly changing, and she is gradually getting closer to humans.

Now that normal eating habits have been restored, excreting digested waste from the body becomes a natural process.

But we can't let her go to the yard to relieve herself every time.

Although the residences of outer disciples are far apart from each other and have a certain degree of privacy, there is no guarantee that no disciple will accidentally pass by and witness this scene, which will surely cause an uproar in the sect.

Of course, we can only blame Yun Zhonghe for not telling her where she should go to the bathroom, and he had to teach her step by step how to use urinals and other daily necessities in human society.

While Yun Zhonghe was thinking about this, he turned around and didn't look at her.

"Ah, owl~"

Soon, the sound of dripping water, which was initially a little rapid, gradually became sparse until it became completely quiet.

Chen Leling made a relaxed and happy sound.

"Oh... by the way, do you have paper?" Yun Zhonghe suddenly realized a crucial issue and turned to ask Chen Leling beside him.

"Woo?" Chen Leling was bewildered when she heard that, her round eyes full of confusion.

"No, how could you have a paper tape on you?"

You can’t go to the toilet without wiping yourself with paper.

Although productivity in this world is underdeveloped, the economic level of cultivators is completely different from that of ordinary people, and it is necessary to use toilet paper after going to the toilet.

This is not only about personal hygiene, but also a reflection of the cultivation of the cultivator.

Yun Zhonghe reached out and touched his pocket, and just happened to touch the tissues he always kept with him.

But, Chen Leling doesn’t know how to use it.

Sure enough, when Yun Zhonghe handed the tissue to Chen Leling, she just tilted her head, and her doubtful eyes seemed to be filled with big question marks. She completely didn't understand Yun Zhonghe's intention.

This...does Yun Zhonghe really have to wipe it off for her personally? !

When Yun Zhonghe thought of this possibility, a blush appeared on his face.

But, but we can't just leave it like this...

There's no other way...

After making up his mind, Yun Zhonghe took a deep breath and told Chen Leling not to move.

Then, he spread the tissue in his palm and, as gently and cautiously as possible, slowly extended it towards her...

"Well!"

When Yun Zhonghe's fingers gently touched Chen Leling's soft and delicate skin, her body trembled slightly, but she did not struggle or resist at all.

Probably out of her absolute trust in Yun Zhonghe, she believed that Yun Zhonghe would never do anything bad to her. Therefore, although she felt a little subtle about this unprecedented experience, Chen Leling chose to accept it silently and let Yun Zhonghe wipe her gently and carefully.

However, during the wiping process, that strange numbing feeling still quietly spread from the contact of the skin.

“Ha…ha…ah…”

Chen Leling instinctively let out a series of low and slightly breathless hums. There seemed to be a certain tone mixed in the sound, which made Yun Zhonghe panic. He had to quickly recite the Heart Cleansing Mantra in his heart.

No, don't make weird noises!

Yun Zhonghe felt a heat wave surging in his body.

Just then, a faint sound of footsteps came from not far away.

Gradually, he could clearly sense a blurry figure approaching.

It should be other disciples passing by.

Yun Zhonghe's heart instantly rose to his throat. If anyone else saw him wiping Chen Leling, his reputation would be ruined!

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly threw the tissue in his hand to the ground, and at the same time pulled Chen Leling's arm, quickly left the place where the faint smell of ammonia was floating, and returned to his house.

"Huh...huh..."

As soon as the door was closed, Yun Zhonghe leaned against it, breathing heavily, with beads of sweat oozing from his forehead, showing that he was very nervous just now.

In contrast, Chen Leling seemed unusually active at this moment, as if she had just accomplished something big, and her whole body became relaxed and happy.

Seeing this, Yun Zhonghe shook his head helplessly, a wry smile on his face: "Le Ling, come here. If you want to go to the bathroom in the future, you have to do it here, understand?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the corner of the room.

Next, Yun Zhonghe patiently instructed Chen Leling on how to use this item that was completely unfamiliar to her.

He took up the chamber pot and explained in detail its purpose and operation.

"Wow~~~"

Looking at Yun Zhonghe's exquisite urinal, Chen Leling's eyes seemed to be shining.

She... must be marveling at the fact that there are such ingenious and practical things in this world.

But so what? In Yun Zhonghe's original world, there are flush toilets and even smart toilets.

However, if you think about it carefully, judging from Chen Leling's behavior of holding back her urine until she walked out of the house, she must have known deep down that she shouldn't pee at home.

It seems that as her body gradually recovers, she should be able to slowly recall her memories of her life as a human.

This is a blessing. If Yun Zhonghe had to teach everything from scratch, it would be very tiring.

In order to help Chen Leling understand more intuitively how to use the urinal, Yun Zhonghe had to overcome his inner shyness, imitate the female urination posture, and patiently demonstrated how to operate the urinal correctly.

Chapter 344 Catching an adulterer

"Do you know how to use it?"

"Ok!"

Judging from her firm tone, Yun Zhonghe felt that there should be no problem.

Afterwards, Chen Leling even leaned close to the urinal, sniffed it gently, and then smiled brightly, as if saying, "This doesn't stink!"

That's natural. As a cultivator, Yun Zhonghe's excrement naturally won't have the peculiar smell of ordinary people. This is the case for all cultivators. After a long period of cultivation and purification, their bodies have long reached a level beyond ordinary people, and even their excrement has a fresh and pure smell.

It's amazing.

Moreover, Tao Jiuer helps clean Yun Zhonghe's residence every day, and it also emits a fresh fragrance.

Yun Zhonghe reached out and gently touched Chen Leling's head, and gently reminded her: "Next time you need to go to the toilet, remember to come here."

"Ok!"

She nodded heavily, her face filled with childlike happiness and satisfaction.

Ah, very good.

It feels much easier than raising a pet.

Afterwards, Yun Zhonghe disposed of the tissue he had just used, turned and walked to the water tank, gently scooped up a few scoops of clean water, and carefully rinsed the area that Chen Leling had just used.

That way the flavor won't be as strong.

"Okay, next is..."

"Yun, Zhong, He?"

After returning to the house, Yun Zhonghe realized a new problem.

Chen Leling has always been naked!

That's right! She didn't even take off her pants when she peed just now, she just squatted down and did it.

In fact, Xia Linglong had been troubled by Chen Leling's dressing style before. She always felt that Chen Leling's clothes were too revealing and her image was not good.

Not to mention the aura she carries, even just looking at her clothes, she doesn't look very presentable!

The figure is too plump.

"Le Ling, this is the Immortal Sect now. It's no longer the place you used to live. Since you're here, your outfit is definitely not suitable for meeting people. At the very least... you have to put on your underwear, so that you can be considered decent."

“Ah, ow…?”

Maybe it was because Yun Zhonghe spoke in such a fast tone, she seemed confused.

Looking at Chen Leling's confused look, Yun Zhonghe shook his head helplessly.

This may be difficult for Chen Leling, who has just recovered from the zombie state and whose mind is not yet fully mature, to understand.

Oh, forget it, I'll just give her one to wear first.

Yun Zhonghe was wearing a pair of panties for women, which was made by Su Xiaoxiao using the power of bad luck. It was a cursed equipment. He originally intended to give it to Mu Jixue, but he never had the chance to give it to her.

Moreover, the size was only suitable for Mu Jixue. Just by looking at it, Yun Zhonghe could conclude that Chen Leling would definitely not be able to wear this pair of underwear.

How could Mu Jixue's hip circumference possibly compare to Chen Leling's...

Without asking what size Chen Leling was, Yun Zhonghe was just going to give her any one to wear.

Yun Zhonghe made a gesture for her to wait, then turned and walked to his closet and began to search carefully.

The wardrobe was filled with all kinds of clothes, all for men, and all kinds of cultivators' clothing were hung all over the space.

He chose carefully, and finally, his eyes fell on a pair of shorts that seemed to suit Chen Leling's figure.

Judging from the appearance, it should fit Chen Leling's body shape very well.

"Hmm, hmm... Yun Zhonghe..."

Just as Yun Zhonghe was about to hand the shorts to her, Chen Leling's unclear voice came from behind him, which seemed to contain some resistance.

She seems to be very annoying.

At this moment, Chen Leling was obviously staring at the shorts he took.

"No, Le Ling, you have to wear this. This is no longer the wild. If you don't want to stay in the ring forever, you must adapt to life here and dress appropriately."

"Well……"

She just shook her head and refused.

Yun Zhonghe said earnestly: "Put it on."

"do not want!"

This time, she spoke directly.

Is it so annoying?