The Dark Lord's Guide to Employment at Hogwarts

Now, it is not too dangerous for Levite to grow some mandrakes or something, and Dumbledore can still turn a blind eye.

If a Whomping Willow or something were to be planted in the future... Dumbledore wouldn't be able to just ignore it.

Li Weide didn't want the new variety he had cultivated with great effort to be confiscated because of some dangers.

……

A week passed in a flash.

Time quickly arrived at the end of July.

During this period, although the products refreshed by the system were of good quality, they were not what Li Weide urgently needed, so Li Weide did not waste the merit points.

During this period, Li Weide was busy taking care of his "vegetable garden" every day...

That's what Tom called Livid's place where the magical plants grew.

Only in my spare time would I read books and learn some spells and transfiguration.

Of course, because the books he read were all produced by the system and disguised as novels.

Therefore, in Tom's opinion, Li Weide's rare few hours of study time have become a waste of time...

Is there any diligent and studious wizard who spends his days "growing vegetables" and reading "novels"?

However, Tom was secretly happy when he saw Li Wei De playing badly.

Then, I shouted in my heart, "Go ahead! As long as you keep swinging, I will definitely catch up with you in the shortest time! When the time comes, I will be on top, and you will be at the bottom... I'm talking about status!"

Li Weide didn't know what Tom was thinking and was busy taking care of the mutant fang geranium seed.

The growth rate of the mutant seed was much slower than Li Weide had imagined.

Even with the help of nutrient solution, it took only a week for a small sprout to grow...

It is completely different from the biting cabbage that can grow quickly with the help of nutrient solution!

Because the seedlings are still small, it currently appears that there is no difference between this mutated poisonous geranium and the ordinary poisonous geranium.

However, the seedlings are now quite strong, and Li Weide plans to transplant them back to the wizard tower in two days.

During this week, Levid had Toby build a similar greenhouse in the wizard tower according to the specifications here.

For a house elf to say something like that is simply too professional...

As for this side, you just need to keep irrigating and pouring some nutrient solution every day.

……

"Tom! Run! We have to water all the fields before three o'clock in the afternoon!"

Li Weide took a set of herbal tools and used a flying spell to fly down from the upstairs with black air rolling around.

Tom Cat, on the other hand, was carrying two large metal buckets filled with nutrient solution, and he followed Li Weide downstairs with a bumpy ride...

Yes, this guy is becoming more and more like a human, and he seems to be quite strong. He can even run very fast while carrying buckets weighing more than 20 kilograms on each side.

However, when running with the bucket, some of the nutrient solution inevitably spilled...

So, Tom, who had been sitting in the living room reading a book, was directly poured with nutrient solution!

"Asshole! You..."

Tom had not yet finished his curse.

Li Weide waved his wand and said, "Clean it up!"

"Woo..." Tom was speechless.

"Tom, why are you being so mean to it? It's just a cute little cat! What bad intentions could it have?"

Tom Cat hid behind Livid, baring his big fangs and nodding in cooperation.

"Pah!" Tom spat out the foam in his mouth that tasted of detergent with difficulty. "You... whether it's cute or not is another matter! How come your cleaning spell filled my mouth with foam!"

"Sorry, I haven't practiced much recently, and my spell skills have regressed a bit... I won't say anymore, it's time to get to work!" Li Weide said, and ran away with the cat.

Tom looked at Li Weide with a sullen expression. "The spell is regressing? I don't believe you!"

A wizard, instead of studying magic every day, starts farming?

I'd like to see what the hell you're busy growing all day!

Tom grabbed his wand fiercely and followed.

Li Weide's greenhouse is in the corner of the garden.

Tom walked up slowly, intending to open the door and take a peek.

As soon as he approached, he heard Li Weide's anxious voice.

"No... Tom, what on earth did you pour on it? Is this nutrient solution? Hiss... Holy shit? No way! You idiot! You got the wrong one..."

Just when Tom was curious about why Li Weide was so anxious and had just opened the greenhouse door.

A red shadow flew past his face with a whoosh!

Tom felt a chill on one side of his head...

Before he could reach out to touch his head, he was shocked to find that there was a strange plant growing in front of Li Weide and his cat!

And... the leaves of this plant stand upright, and the petals are open and turned outward, like a big mouth full of sharp teeth!

The most outrageous thing is that the "sharp teeth" in this big mouth are constantly shooting towards Li Weide at a high speed!

"Tuk Tuk Tuk!"

Almost all of the "sharp teeth" were blocked by Livid's armor spell...except for a few that were missed...

And Tom's shot just now was completely unprovoked... because Li Weide was standing with his back to the greenhouse door!

"Li Weide! What the hell are you doing again?" Tom was stunned.

Thinking back to the red shadow just now, there is no doubt that it was also a "sharp tooth"!

If I had moved even a little to the left, I would have been hit in the face! If not killed, I would have been disfigured!

Tom immediately covered himself with the Armor Spell, and then left the greenhouse in fear!

When he left the greenhouse and closed the door, several "sharp teeth" were still nailed to the greenhouse door!

"Everyone turn to stone!" Following the sound of Li Weide chanting the spell.

The "knock knock knock" sound in the greenhouse immediately disappeared.

Li Weide and Tom Cat wiped the sweat off their face and walked out of the greenhouse with lingering fear in their hearts.

"Li Weide! What on earth are you doing?!"

"Sorry! Tom, I...Puff!" Li Weide laughed out loud after seeing Tom's appearance.

"why are you laughing?"

"Tom, your hairstyle is quite unique!" Li Weide said with a smile.

"hairstyle?"

Tom went to a nearby water tank and took a look in confusion.

In the reflection on the water, Tom's originally flowing black hair was actually cut off in half!

"Huh? Where's my... my hair? Damn it! Where's my hair! Li Weide! I'm going to fight you!"

Chapter 171 I have received professional training and will not laugh no matter how funny it is

"Pfft... cough cough..." Li Weide rubbed his face hard with his hands to stop himself from laughing out loud.

At this moment, Tom was sitting opposite him, his face livid.

But...his original flowing black hair has now completely disappeared.

Moreover, one side of my scalp is yellow, while the other side is white...

From a distance, it looks like a half-soaked egg...

"What are you laughing at!" Tom exploded. He pointed at his bald head and said angrily, "This is all your fault!"

"I'm sorry, I've received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless... unless I can't help it... haha..."

"You're still laughing? I've been putting up with you for so long!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's really my fault this time." Li Weide said while holding back his laughter.

This time it was indeed an accident.

The mutant fang geranium was growing well and only needed to be watered with nutrient solution on time every day.

As a result, Tom Cat, that idiot, brought down the potion he had prepared and poured it directly on Geranium!

Although what Tom Cat drinks is also nutrient solution, but... it is nutrient solution from magical animals!

No one knew what was going on, but the nutrient solution specially used for magical creatures fell on the geranium, and the geranium, which had been growing slowly, suddenly grew rapidly within ten seconds!

Moreover, it moved like an animal! After discovering Li Wei De and Tom Cat, it started spraying venomous fangs at them!

Li Weide reacted quickly and cast an armor spell.

Tom Cat hiding behind him is also fine.

Unfortunately, Tom happened to open the greenhouse door.

Then, I was caught off guard and my hair was hit.

The good news is, it only hit my hair.

But the bad news is... the poison in these fangs is actually corrosive!

Although it did not hit the scalp and Li Weide dealt with it in time, but... half of Tom's hair was also corroded.

It looked too funny to have hair on one side and no hair on the other, so Tom simply shaved his head off...

However, due to the erosion of the poison, half of Tom's scalp is still yellow!

Li Weide was very emotional. He didn't expect that the bald version of Tom would arrive decades earlier...

"What weird thing have you come up with? My hair...isn't it going to stop growing?" Tom reached out and touched the right side of his scalp, which was corroded and a little stinging.

"Don't worry, it's just the poison of the geranium. Although it's an enhanced version, I still have a way to cure it for you." Li Weide said.

Tom was relieved to hear that his hair could be restored.

Although he said he didn't care about his appearance, but if only half of his head could grow hair in the future...

Really, Tom can accept himself becoming ugly, but he can't accept himself becoming funny!

Moreover, he can accept becoming ugly only on the premise that it can be exchanged for powerful strength!

Who the hell wants to suffer misfortune for no reason?

"So, why do you always come up with so many weird things?" Tom questioned. "Other people raise cats, so you raise a cat too, but your cat can almost talk! Other people grow herbs, so you grow herbs too, but your herbs are fucking abnormal!"

"Ahem...Tom, it was just an accident...Like I said before, a beautiful coincidence! And then it created the miracle of life! What a magical thing it is."

"That's because you're not the one being cheated! That's why you can say such nonsense!" Tom said angrily.

"You can't blame me entirely for this! Who asked you to follow me at that time?" Li Weide also felt very aggrieved.

Tom has always been busy with farming and has never had any interest in it. Who knew he would follow me today?

"Oh, you blame me for this? I'm the victim! If you hadn't grown that strange plant, how could I have become like this?"

"I already said it was an accident... Who knew it brought the wrong nutrient solution?"

"You let a cat carry the nutrient solution for you... How careless! Is this the experimental spirit you're so proud of?"

"So what... My cat can even make potions! It's much more useful than some people..." Li Weide muttered.

"I'll write a letter to Dumbledore!" Tom didn't want to waste time talking to Levid and planned to write a letter to complain directly.

Although he couldn't beat Li Weide, he didn't have to resort to violence to solve the problem!

All we need to do is find someone who can cure Li Weide!

Well... I learned this method from Grindelwald.

Oh, by the way, Grindelwald seems to have learned his method from Levid.