The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person. Author: Pineapple Pineapple

Summary:

The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Author: Pineapple Pineapple

Summary: "The Way of Ruthlessness? Even dogs don't practice it!"

"What if I accidentally practiced it?"

"You can go have some fun."

……

A swordsman who doesn't practice swordplay but only wants to have fun, a pope who has no faith in God, a saint with a deep case of middle school syndrome. This is the story of a group of weird people with different painting styles in the apocalyptic world.

Completed works:

Overlapping Dimensions, 330 million words;

"Vampire and His Owner" 360 million words;

My Reincarnation Seems to Have Failed? 330 million words.

前言

The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Author: Pineapple Pineapple

Summary: "The Way of Ruthlessness? Even dogs don't practice it!"

"What if I accidentally practiced it?"

"You can go have some fun."

……

A swordsman who doesn't practice swordplay but only wants to have fun, a pope who has no faith in God, a saint with a deep case of middle school syndrome. This is the story of a group of weird people with different painting styles in the apocalyptic world.

Completed works:

Overlapping Dimensions, 330 million words;

"Vampire and His Owner" 360 million words;

My Reincarnation Seems to Have Failed? 330 million words.

Volume 1: The Sword Immortal in the Magic Academy

Chapter 1 Crime Scene

When Tian Yi woke up, he found himself standing on the edge of the rooftop. As long as he took one more step forward, he would complete the 'double kill' achievement.

The first killing was suicide, he killed himself.

The other killing is murder—

He turned his eyes and looked at a little girl who was being carried by him and whose body was hanging outside the rooftop.

A white shirt covered in mud, a pleated skirt stained with vomit, a trembling body, a face covered in tears, and sobs that were being suppressed with all their might.

It's like a school girl encountering a terrorist.

Tian Yi was silent for two seconds. He looked down and saw that the security guards had already separated the safe area.

Outside the area, a crowd of people, some holding their phones, some pointing and talking, were gathering here.

The murder scene was in full view of everyone.

Tian Yi pondered for a moment, then asked the little girl in his arms, "Do you know why I want to kill you?"

The little girl responded without hesitation: "I bullied my classmates... Please let me go... Woo..."

"Let you go? Do you mean I'll just let go now?"

Tian Yi confirmed.

The little girl quickly shook her head: "No! No! Don't throw me down... Wuu... I won't dare to do that again..."

Tian Yi nodded and said calmly, "Now tell me why you bully your classmates and how you do it. Speak loudly so that everyone here can hear you."

The little girl swallowed her saliva, her face flushed, and she screamed, "I saw Li Bo approaching Lin Yue on his own initiative, and I became jealous of her, so I planned to destroy her!

The bullying method is beating, stripping, taking nude photos, and then distributing them!"

"Did you succeed?"

Tian Yi asked.

The little girl shook her head. "I just knocked her down and was about to call for someone to strip her clothes when you showed up..."

As she spoke, she turned her head and looked towards the other side of the rooftop.

Tian Yi followed her gaze and saw five figures lying not far away: a little girl with footprints all over her body and four young boys with twisted limbs.

Tian Yi asked the little girl in his arms, "Did I do this?"

The little girl nodded timidly.

Tian Yi carried her back to the rooftop and threw her on the ground. "You must be hiding something, right? For example, forcing her to struggle while taking the photo, and then causing her to fall accidentally?"

The expression on the little girl's face, which had just relaxed, turned into fear again.

Tian Yi didn't delve into it any further. He glanced in the direction of the corridor, then squatted down, put his hand on the little girl's neck, and asked with a smile, "Although you were very scared just now, you didn't actually think I would kill you. I was just joking with you, right?"

As the words fell, the iron door of the corridor was pushed open, and three policemen and four soldiers in black combat uniforms walked in.

Tian Yi didn't react at all. He still looked at the little girl with a smile on his face.

Under this gaze, the little girl's hair stood up all over her body, and she nodded as if instinctively: "Yes."

Tian Yi patted her head in satisfaction, then stood up and raised his hands: "I surrender!"

……

……

trial room.

Tian Yi sat on the chair, looking at the rose gold bracelet on his wrist curiously.

"You don't seem scared at all?"

Sitting in the interrogation booth were a young man and a woman, both in their early twenties, wearing black combat uniforms.

The question was asked by a young man. The expression on his face was neither serious nor friendly. He looked more like an interviewer than an interrogator.

Tian Yi looked at him and asked tentatively, "Should I show fear now?"

The young man smiled and didn't answer. Instead, he said to the woman beside him, "Pour him a glass of warm water."

The woman nodded, stood up, and walked out of the interrogation room.

The young man looked at Tian Yi and said, "First, tell me what happened just now."

Tian Yi thought for a moment and said, "I haven't figured out the details yet, but I just remember that before I lost consciousness in the 'real world', I was lying in a hibernation chamber.

When I regained consciousness in the 'real world', I was on the rooftop, holding a junior high school girl in my arms."

The young man looked at Tian Yi for a moment, then confirmed, "So, you have absolutely no memory of attacking those junior high school students. Is that correct?"

Tian Yi nodded repeatedly: "Commander, you are wise."

The door to the interrogation room opened, and the woman in combat uniform came back with a glass of water and a stack of documents.

She first placed the documents in front of the young man, then walked to Tian Yi and put down the water.

"Thank you, sir."

Tian Yi thanked him politely.

The woman did not respond and went straight back to the interrogation seat and sat down.

Tian Yi picked up the water and drank it sip by sip.

As the young man flipped through the documents, he asked, "Did you wake up on the rooftop when you were about to throw that female classmate down?"

Hearing this question, Tian Yi's face flashed with hesitation: "Sir, I'm not sure if I really intended to throw him down when I was unconscious.

But I did wake up in that scene.”

Calm, organized, and a suspected repeat offender.

The young man recorded it and asked, "The place where you hibernated is nearly a kilometer away from the school. Why did you appear there unconsciously?"

Tian Yi shook his head: "I'm not sure."

"Not sure? In other words, you have a guess about this behavior?"

the young man asked.

Tian Yi hesitated for a moment and said, "I think I sensed the murderous intent, and then I unconsciously launched an autonomous defense."

The interrogation room fell silent.

The young man and the woman exchanged glances, the latter looking at Tian Yi. "Did you have a similar experience in 'Zhuang Zhou's Dream'?"

Tian Yi nodded: "In my dreams, after my wife died, I experienced this symptom several times."

wife?

The young man and the woman were both stunned.

Tian Yi continued, "After the dream ended, I stayed in a dojo for a while. Judging from the traces at the scene, I also had these symptoms."

The information content is amazing.

The young man suppressed the urge to immediately begin the interrogation session about Zhuang Zhou's dream and instead brought the subject back to the topic: "What do you think of your behavior on the rooftop?"

Tian Yi thought for a moment and said, "I feel sorry for my unconscious state."

Young man: "...What do you regret?"

Tian Yi said: "If they want to take nude photos, then I should also strip the four boys naked, let them hold hands and dance around the female leader, and record it.

Not like now—"

He asked the woman, "Have you assessed the extent of the injury? Does it qualify as a minor injury?"

"……No."

The woman shook her head. "All four of them suffered minor injuries. The doctors have reset the dislocated joints, and they can now move normally."

Hearing this, Tian Yi breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled and said, "Even though I'm unconscious, I still have a strong sense of law."

The young man didn't respond, but instead asked, "Why do you think the injury is minor?"

Tian Yi answered truthfully, "Because judging by past experiences, I probably wouldn't have shown mercy when I was unconscious.

Now it seems that I underestimated myself.”

The young man stopped writing and said to the woman next to him, "I'm done here, you can start now."

The woman blankly flipped open her notebook. "Tian Yi, male, 14 years old, ID number 440xxxxxxxxx, is this information correct?"

Tian Yi was stunned for a moment. He asked, "My name, gender, and ID number are all correct, but my age... am I already 14?"

The woman knew why Tian Yi asked this question, so she explained directly: "Before you entered the dream, the longest dreaming time was 639 days. You broke this record and reached 1196 days."

1196 days, more than 3 years and 3 months.

Tian Yi was silent for a moment, then asked, "Is my situation normal?"

The woman didn't answer, but instead asked, "After completing 'Zhuang Zhou's Dream', did you condense the energy core? Would you be willing to demonstrate it?"

Tian Yi stretched out his hand and touched his own forehead.

The next moment, the interrogation room suddenly darkened.

A 'black dot' appeared between Tian Yi's eyebrows, and the surrounding light seemed to be swallowed up, making the light in the room even more hazy.