The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Zhu He nodded: "Your attitude of admitting your mistake seems quite good. In that case, the original plan of 9 hits on the left PP will be changed to 5 hits on each PP~"

Zhu Miao was stunned: "How come it has become more? Sister, can't you count, you fool!"

Zhu He raised his hand and slammed it down on Zhu Miao's butt without mercy.

clap clap-

"Ah~ah~ah~"

……

……

3 minutes later,

In the room, Zhu Miao lay on the sofa with his butt covered, not moving at all.

Zhu He and Tian Xiaoxiao sat by the window, basking in the sunshine and enjoying tea and snacks.

Zhu He did not talk about her relationship with Tian Yi, but very naturally told Zhu Miao about her embarrassing childhood experiences in front of Zhu Miao's angry but speechless gaze.

Tian Xiaoxiao listened while secretly observing Zhu He.

Silver waist-length straight hair, silver eyebrows, silver eyelashes, fair and delicate skin, and a face that is 80% similar to Zhu Miao, but exudes a different temperament.

She looked like an elf from a comic book.

Is this Xiaoyi’s wife?

So lovely.

Zhu He seemed to have noticed something. She smiled and asked, "Are you thinking about me and your brother?"

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded.

Zhu He smiled and said, "What do you want to know?"

Tian Xiaoxiao thought for a moment and asked, "I heard you have a daughter, what's her name?

Hearing this question, Zhu He's eyes softened: "Her name is Tian Wuyou. She is a very smart and clingy child."

Tian Xiaoxiao asked: "Does she really exist?"

Zhu He smiled and said, "I can't tell you that right now."

Zhu·Butt Pain·Miao said at the right time: "I asked this question before, and my sister answered me the same way."

Little Meow Meow doesn’t know either?

Tian Xiaoxiao became even more curious, but she knew that this was a topic that she couldn't continue the conversation, so she asked instead, "When is Sister Zhu He going to come in?"

Zhu He was stunned for a moment, and she couldn't help laughing:

"Actually, I want to go in right now, but as you can see, I'm just a seven-year-old. If I really establish a relationship with your brother, not to mention Chinese law, even in the Plai Kingdom, where the marriage age is generally young, your brother will be labeled a pervert."

"Is this the reason why you haven't seen Xiao Yi?"

Tian Xiaoxiao asked.

Zhu He sighed: "There are many reasons, you should have heard Xiao Miaomiao say it, right?

I'm worried that Tian Yi is too lazy to make friends.

I was worried that he would get the impression that I was not his wife but his daughter when we were together because I was so young.

I was also worried that I would not be able to resist and pounce on him,

These are actually true.”

Is it true?

This peer who looks mature and intelligent is actually wasting his time on such a thing?

Tian Xiaoxiao was a little surprised.

Zhu He laughed and said, "I look like I'm asking for trouble, don't I? Think about it carefully. Given your brother's personality, if I pounce on him and kiss him, will he accept or refuse?"

Tian Xiaoxiao thought for a second, then nodded in agreement, "I also think I should wait until I'm older before meeting him."

"Right?"

Zhu He said, "Actually, I think the current situation is quite interesting. Fate has played a joke on us. Since we can't change it, let's just treat it as a joke."

Zhu·My butt doesn't hurt so much anymore·Meow: "Why are you happy?"

Zhu He glanced at her and said, "You were born before I was born, and I was born when you were old.

A 7-year-old girl has a crush on her neighbor's older brother. When she grows up, the older brother has been married for many years.

"A fruitless secret love, the older Twelfth Saint and the younger..."

"Wait a minute! Why are all these stories about abuse?

Sister, can't you put yourself in the shoes of "White Rabbit Candy" or "For My Daughter, I Might Even Be Able to Kill the Devil"?

“…It’s bitter first and sweet later.”

Chapter 104: Heredity

23:12pm.

Holy City, West District,

A medium-sized warehouse at the dock was littered with corpses, and the air was filled with a strong smell of blood.

Tian Yi shook off the blood on his dagger and sheathed it. He lowered his gaze to a middle-aged man in a suit standing at his feet, his limbs twisted and his expression distorted. "You look like the leader of this group? Tell me who you are."

The middle-aged man in the suit took a deep breath, and after regaining some strength, he spat out a mouthful of blood foam towards Tian Yi.

However, just when the blood foam was 20 centimeters away from Tian Yi, it suddenly deflected, made a turn, accelerated, and shot into the left eye of the middle-aged man in the suit, splashing a pool of blood.

"Heh-"

With a suppressed scream, the middle-aged man in the suit struggled again.

He wanted to cover his eyes, but his limbs were completely out of control.

He wanted to roll over, but his body felt heavier than ever before, so he could only wriggle like a maggot.

"I've been tossing around a lot of people lately, and you're the toughest one. As a reward, I'll give you a quick death."

As he spoke, he waved his hand and the middle-aged man in the suit was immediately separated from his head and body.

A ball of light appeared: "Huh!? If you can't get the answer, just give it to me. I have a way to make him talk."

Tian Yi shook his head: "This is respect for tough guys."

Light Group: "...Among the people I know, only Irving is suitable to say this line, and you happen to be the least suitable one."

Tian Yi smiled, raised his hand towards the corpse, and magic power surged, outlining an inverted triangle magic circle.

The magic circle rotated, and the light illuminated the entire warehouse. Points of fluorescent light floated out from the corpses and gathered into a ball of white flame.

Light ball: "Summoning magic, do you want to summon the souls of the dead? This is taboo~"

Tian Yi laughed: "Don't tell me you haven't done it secretly."

Guangtuan: "Hey~ That's why I won't report you, but there's a reason why this kind of operation is taboo. Do you know why?"

Tian Yi: "Because the summoned soul will overflow due to the impact of death, this part will separate but will not leave, but will always float around the main body of the undead.

When someone casts summoning magic to summon the dead, the loose part of the soul will merge with the summoner along the magic channel.

Once this happens, in the early stages, the summoner will occasionally become uncontrollably dazed while awake, and will dream of some very strange experiences while asleep.

The late reaction is schizophrenia.”

Guangtuan: "100 points. Since you know this, you must have a solution, right?"

Tian Yi asked back, "How did you solve it?"

Light Ball: "Create a simulated spirit body in the brain to contain these soul fragments, then transfer them outside the body, and use mystical magic to fill the gaps and summon creatures."

Tian Yi: "As expected of you, it sounds like something that mediocre people like us can't do."

Guangtuan: "If you can talk, talk more."

Tian Yi: "Connecting the saints with their talents, connecting the saints with their literary talents, connecting the saints with their master's and doctoral degrees..."

As he spoke, he took out a talisman and shook it. The talisman paper ignited with a blue flame.

The slightly swaying white soul fire seemed to be assimilated, and began to be dyed with a layer of dark blue little by little, and the temperature around it suddenly dropped.

The ball of light asked: "Are you trying to merge the separated soul body back into another form?"

Tian Yi: "That's right. I'm not as talented as you. I can only use the power of two systems to solve the problem."

Light Ball: "Since you can directly control the soul fragments, then you can naturally let them reintegrate into the main body, right?

Why would you bother to change their form?"

Tian Yi laughed and said, "Are you testing me again?"

Light Ball: "I do know the reason, but this part is quite advanced. I'm curious if you really know it."

Tian Yi said, "Because the part of the soul that escaped is the memory related to death, their separation is more like the soul's self-protection than being impacted by external objects."

Guangtuan: "As expected of the founder of a system."

Tian Yi: "I'm ashamed. My knowledge is nothing in front of you."

Guangtuan: "You are at least one of the two."

Tian Yi did not respond. He controlled the magic circle to fix the soul body and then transformed it.

Set the body shape, create facial features, vocal cords, lungs...

Soon, the dark blue flame turned into a dark blue translucent light man half a meter tall.

Tian Yi asked, "Name."

Lightman: "Enrique Nicolas."

Nicholas?

Tian Yi looked at the ball of light.

Light Group: "Someone from the Utus military."

Tian Yi asked Xiang Guangren again: "Tell me in detail your full identity and the purpose of coming here."

Guangren: "One of the thirty-six executors of the Nicholas family of the Utus Empire, codenamed 'Gentleman', was ordered by General Travis to sneak into Midnight and improve his status as much as possible.

My current identity at Midnight is the third patrolman of the Holy City area. My mission is to supervise the members of the organization and eliminate those who make mistakes or expose their identities.

My purpose here is to investigate the attacks on the major strongholds during the day and at midnight."

The Utusi military infiltrated undercover at midnight.

Tian Yi asked, "How many strongholds does Midnight still have in the Holy City? Which ones are more important?"

Guangren: "All the important strongholds I know of have been destroyed, but from what I understand, the Second Patrolman promptly transferred her confidant away, and he should be in her safe house now."

Tian Yi: "Where is the Second Patrolman's safe house?"

Guangren: "I don't know."

Tian Yi: "Concentrate on recalling the name and appearance of the second inspector."

The light man closed his eyes,

Soon a picture appeared in front of it. The picture showed a young woman with long brown hair and a gentle and intellectual temperament.

Her name is below the portrait:

Shelley Stirton.

Tian Yi asked Xiang Guangtuan: "Do you know him?"

Guangtuan: "There is indeed a Sterton family in the Holy City, and the title is Viscount, but there is no such person in Viscount Sterton's family. I suspect it is a fake identity."

Tian Yi asked Xiang Guangren: "My boss said it was a fake identity, what do you want to say?"

Guangren: "That's indeed a possibility. After all, among the Patrolmen, her identity is the most mysterious. Sometimes I even suspect that her gender is fake."

Tian Yi raised his eyebrows: "You haven't seen it?"