The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Guangtuan: "It seems that other people can't use what you drew, right?"

Tian Yi: "If you want others to use it, you need to add magic crystal powder infused with zhenqi to the paint."

"Why don't you add this 'magic crystal powder' when you practice? Wouldn't it be profitable to sell this talisman paper after you're done practicing?"

“You can’t make money.”

Tian Yi shook his head. "Low-level talismans can only be sold at a 'fresh price' at best. As for mid- to high-level ones, I haven't found the right materials yet."

Guangtuan: "Is Jade okay?"

Tian Yi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Your knowledge of cultivating immortals is truly extensive. Good jade is indeed useful, as I've tested it before. However, it can only store intermediate-level spells with relatively low energy consumption. Its practical value is far less than the value of the material itself."

Light ball: "Is the jade from our magical world okay?"

Tian Yi: "Are you referring to the specialties of Cangshi Continent?"

Guangtuan: "Yes, if you think it's possible, we can send the expedition advance team to get it. It won't be difficult."

Tian Yi: "Is there nothing ready?"

Guangtuan: "No more. I got some before, but they were all divided up by the major laboratories. Now Cangshi is still waiting in the application column."

Tian Yi: "There's no rush for this thing. There's no need to go out and get it specifically."

Guangtuan: "If the soldiers on the front lines can use the talismans to perform the thunder magic you used before, their combat effectiveness will be greatly improved."

Tian Yi: "...You're dreaming. The lightning magic I use requires the support of spiritual consciousness. If I want to release it through talismans, the best I can do is to use mid-level lightning magic."

Light Group: "Ah? Is the threshold so high?"

Tian Yi: "This is the path to immortality, especially thunder magic. This series of spells is notoriously difficult to control and practice.

For those without talent, practicing lightning magic is more cost-effective."

Light Ball: "What about the talented people?"

Tian Yi: "It depends on the situation. In fact, thunder magic focuses on destruction. As for thunder element magic, although it is also mainly destructive, it is also functional. For example, the strong magnetic shield that specifically restrains firearms.

It is impossible to achieve this level of thunder magic without divine consciousness."

Light Ball: "Are you really not talking about magic?"

Tian Yi: "I have never felt that the magic system is weaker than the immortal cultivation system."

Light Group: "Watching you fight lately, I always feel like the immortal cultivators are going to crush the magic."

Tian Yi: "Is it possible that the people I fought against were all weak?"

Light Ball: "...Fortunately, I've grown up and don't need to compare myself with you."

As he spoke, Tian Yi completed the formation. He formed seals with his hands, and the talismans on the ground lit up, began to adjust, and swirled, turning into a Bagua pattern.

He looked at the lady, his spiritual consciousness surged, knocked her unconscious, picked her up, and threw her into the Bagua Talisman Formation.

He formed a seal again.

The golden light on the talisman paper gradually became brighter and turned white.

In the reflection of the holy color, a lingering black mist appeared on the lady's body.

Tian Yi stared at the black fog for a while, then he raised two fingers and five wisps of gray transparent mist floated out of the black fog.

They peeled off bit by bit, gathered into a ball, and turned into 5 translucent light balls.

Tian Yi took out five pieces of talisman paper and shook them gently. The talisman paper spontaneously combusted and turned into five golden talismans that merged into the five light balls, dyeing them light gold.

He observed for a moment, then formed seals with his hands. "Anything in the entire Gemini Sacred Academy that you find interesting, special, or worth talking about, please record and report it to me. Go ahead."

Five golden balls of light circled around Tian Yi, then became invisible and flew off in different directions.

Light group: "What are you doing?"

Tian Yi: "Five Ghosts Paparazzi Technique."

"...I know what it's for from the name, but what is this technique? I've only heard of the Five Ghosts Bringing Wealth Technique."

Tian Yi: "This technique is based on the Five Ghosts Fortune Technique, but now it's not fortune that's brought, it's melons."

Lightball: "You really go all out when it comes to having fun."

Tian Yi nodded: "Actually, I have many more ideas, but due to my limited strength, I have to give up for now."

Guang Tuan: "Someone told me to share any gossip I find with you before. Now I just want to say, if you have any gossip, remember to share it with me."

Tian Yi's expression changed, and he looked towards the direction of the second campus. "There's a piece of gossip right now. In an activity room at the junction of the first and second campuses, Constance Lange is having an affair with Daisy Fudoliai."

Light Ball: "Huh? Huh!? How did you find the melon so quickly? Is this a coincidence, or is there something else going on?"

Tian Yi laughed and said, "How do you think the Five Ghosts Bring Wealth Spell finds wealth?"

Light Ball: "So, your paparazzi ghosts can sense melons? They can tell the difference?"

Tian Yi pointed at the unconscious noblewoman in front of him and said, "Guess this guy has so much resentment, why did I only take those five strands?"

Light Ball: "Why?"

Tian Yi said, "Because they are clean and I have a good relationship with them."

Lightball: "I want to learn too!!"

Tian Yi chuckled: "You have to build your foundation first. Don't worry, I will make a list when the time comes. As long as I know all the spells, they will be recorded. You can learn them at will then."

The light ball: "Just like your 'Sword Cultivation Enthusiasts Sharing Club', teaching everyone?"

Tian Yi shook his head. "I can teach swordsmanship to everyone, but not magic. Magic contains many unorthodox methods. If it falls into the hands of someone with bad intentions, I will have to bear the consequences."

Light Ball: "Hearing you say that, I'm even more curious about magic."

Tian Yi smiled and continued to eat the melon while making seals with his hands.

Light Ball: "What are you doing?"

Tian Yi asked, "Whose fiancée is Daisy Fudorie?"

The light group: "Ian Lange's, now this is a married man, Constance, secretly having an affair with his brother's wife."

Tian Yi: "So, what would happen if Ian Lange found out about this?"

Light Ball: "...I want to see it."

That's why we can chat.

Tian Yi smiled and said, "I've already informed Ian Lange."

Light Group: "How did you notify?"

Tian Yi said: “Let the paparazzi ghost transform into an enthusiastic classmate passing by and tell Ian Lange directly.

"Isn't Constance really taking his brother seriously? He's having an affair, and he doesn't even have anyone to keep an eye on him."

Light Ball: "Is it possible that Constance doesn't want anyone to know?"

"Why? Afraid of damaging your reputation?"

Tian Yi asked.

Guangtuan: "Yes, why would Constance give himself a title of both civil and military proficiency? Isn't it all for fame?

How could such a person allow others to know that he was having an affair with his brother's fiancée?"

Tian Yi nodded: "That makes sense. In that case, I will let everyone in the school know."

As he spoke, he took out two pieces of talisman paper and formed seals with his hands.

Light Ball: "What do you want to do?"

Tian Yi: "Relay it. Don't worry, I'll let the paparazzi relay it. They won't expose me, and they'll also censor it."

Guangtuan: "...Take it easy. I'm the dean of the academy after all. Don't embarrass me."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "How much can you bear?"

Guangtuan: "Don't show any nudity, don't make any noises that are inappropriate for children, and the duration cannot exceed 3 minutes."

Tian Yi nodded: "Okay."

……

……

at the same time.

First Campus,

A 6m x 4m screen lit up above the third cafeteria, showing a man and a woman making love in bed.

Upon seeing this scene, the students outside the cafeteria froze in unison, all staring at the screen in shock.

Daisy (Mosaic × 3): "Constant, your brother can't get hard anymore, did you know that?"

"I'm not surprised."

Constance's (Mosaic × 3) voice was a little breathless, but his face was full of complacency and mockery: "That loser can't even stand up now. How can he possibly satisfy you like this?"

Daisy: "Have you given up on him?"

Constance: "Originally, the family was planning to spend some money to help him replenish his vitality and try to let him live longer.

But now you know that the Lange family has declined and no longer has the resources to support a useless person."

Daisy: "Is that why you want to take everything from him?"

Constance: "Yes, I took it back, including you. I originally arranged for you to be with him to monitor him. Now it's almost time for you to come back."

Daisy: “Almost?”

Constance: "Although that loser has no ability, he is extremely vicious. The more times like this, the more we must keep a close eye on him, lest he drag us down with him."

Daisy: "As expected of you, you are as cautious as ever..."

……

The silence of all the students watching around the third cafeteria was deafening. They had never thought that they would be able to eat such a high-quality melon in their lifetime.

Is this something they can watch for free?

In this exciting and shocking atmosphere, a small light screen of 3 meters by 2 meters was lit up next to the light screen.

The person on the screen was Ian Cuckold Lange, who was standing outside the activity room with a sweat on his forehead and a distorted expression.

He did not push open the door, but stood quietly by the window, listening to the faint sounds of conversation and the making of fermented soy sauce.

……

……

In the production area, in the laboratory.

Tian Yi: "The green hat triggered a medical miracle. Ian Langer, who was originally confined to a wheelchair, can actually run!"

Guangdan: "The three of them have completely died socially. I think it's time to prepare their withdrawal applications now."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Are they willing to do so?"

Guangtuan: "Constance and Daisy are both in the intermediate class. Generally, at this stage, incompetent people can basically realize their own incompetence.

Now, they can use the excuse of 'losing face' to leave with relative dignity."

Are those two incompetent people?

Tian Yi asked, "I heard that Constance's cultivation was pretty good before, so how come he is incompetent?"

Guangtuan: "He just drinks high-level potions like Earth Dragon Potion and Constant Wind Potion, which are made with resources.

These things are said to strengthen the body without side effects, but in fact, if you drink too much magic potion, the common magic power will become dull, and even if you change to other medicines, the effect will still become worse and worse.

I think even if he drinks the dragon blood potion now, it would only have the same effect as the earth dragon potion, and he's beyond help."

Tian Yi: "So, his strength is all built up from drugs?"

The ball of light said, "That's about right. In fact, you'll know if you look at your cultivation attitude. This is school, the first day after the holiday, and he's messing around there.

Look at your two roommates. When they visit your house during holidays, they still insist on practicing in the evening.

With this comparison, it's clear who is trash and who is elite."

Tian Yi laughed and said, "I thought all the students in this school would be like this."