The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

"Sheep scorpion is the spine of a sheep."

"I was just joking. I've even eaten lamb ribs, so how could I not know about lamb ribs?"

“…I, from Guangdong Province, have never tasted lamb treasure!”

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Fifth dormitory building, kitchen.

Tian Yi had just started to sort out the ingredients when Guangtuan appeared beside him: "Your wife also wants to eat the lamb ribs you made."

Tian Yi nodded and said, "I'll make three pots later. I'll bring one to Xiaoxiao and the others, and one to Xiao Hehe."

Light Ball: "What about me?"

Tian Yi had a deadpan expression on his face: "Only if you wanted to eat lamb ribs would you tell Xiao He He and instigate her to come to me for it."

Guangtuan: "Your wife wants to eat it too! She also said she wants to eat the shrimp dumplings, chicken feet, and rice rolls you made."

Tian Yi raised his eyebrows: "Tell her to let me see her once, and I will do it for her."

Guangtuan: "She said, 'It's okay to eat it in a few years.'"

Are you so stubborn?

Tian Yi couldn't help but laugh. He felt a strong sense of familiarity and intimacy with this attitude, as if he had experienced it countless times.

Guangtuan: "Don't think about it, I'll give you some photos."

A flash of light appeared in the void, and three photos fell into Tian Yi's hands.

Tian Yi picked them up and admired them one by one.

But when he saw the third picture, he paused and stared at the photo intently.

Light Ball: "What's wrong?"

Tian Yi pointed to the small feet under the nightgown in the photo and said, "Take a picture and make it bigger."

Light Ball: "...Are you so perverted?"

Tian Yi shook his head: "The mole on the back of my foot just triggered my memory."

Light Ball: "Why are you touched by the mole on her foot?"

Although it was complaining, it still took a picture and gave it to Tian Yi.

Tian Yi looked at the mole in the photo, and he felt a memory slowly flowing out from the core of his holy power.

I just felt a sense of familiarity, which gradually became vivid, and the sense of intimacy gradually evolved into a long-lasting memory.

Guangtuan looked at him and said, "Your wife was quite cooperative when taking pictures."

Tian Yi was silent for a while, then he asked, "Has she been drawing comics recently?"

Guangtuan: "I only heard her say that she is good at drawing comics, but I have never seen her draw."

Never drawn before?

Tian Yi took a deep breath and said, "Ask her to draw the sequel to "The Fourth Part of Immortal Armor" and the sequel to the second part of "Machine and Sword" for me!"

Light Ball: "You are so selfish, aren't you? You only care about yourself! What should I do?"

Tian Yi: "...Then let her draw them all."

Light Ball: "What happened? She died before... the sequel?"

Tian Yi sighed: "Before she died, she was still serializing. Although she was old, her efficiency was no worse than that of young cartoonists, and she was always in good health.

As a result, she fell asleep before she reached the crucial point of the plot, the chapter that would reveal the suspense that readers had been waiting for so long.

Guangtuan: “…She said that she wanted to change the plot at the last minute that night, but she was not satisfied with it no matter how she changed it, so she kept struggling with it, and finally fell asleep exhausted.

Besides, she hasn’t figured out how to change it yet.”

Tian Yi: “…”

Chapter 146 Everyone is unhappy

If it were someone else, Tian Yi would probably not be able to help but lock this author who stopped updating in a small dark room and force her to draw the sequel.

But now this person is his wife.

He sighed: "Forget it, she can paint it when she wants to."

Light Ball: "What about me? I want to see the ones in front."

Tian Yi: "Don't watch it. You'll want to watch the rest even more after watching it."

Guangtuan: "Will it be like this after watching the previous movies?"

Tian Yi nodded. "Although it's divided into several parts, the plot is coherent. Moreover, she has a wicked sense of humor in leaving a suspense at the end of each part that the readers will really care about."

Light Ball: "For example?"

Tian Yi: "For example, in "The Sword and the Machine", at the end of the first part, the protagonist, in the body of an ordinary person, fought a consortium slave hunting team wearing metal exoskeletons with superb swordsmanship. In the end, the protagonist won with great difficulty and successfully protected the key characters in the plot.

The slave-hunting team was filled with hatred and prepared to go back to report and gather more people to take revenge.

But on their way back, they encountered someone who has always been regarded by readers as the biggest burden on the protagonist's rise:

——The protagonist’s sister who has been ill for a long time.

The suspense is in the last three pages.

On the third page from the end, in a deserted place, the protagonist's sister came alone to the slave-catching team.

On the penultimate page, the slave-hunting team noticed the girl who seemed to fall down at the slightest gust of wind. They all sensed something was wrong and immediately issued a warning.

The protagonist's sister just coughed weakly a few times, as if she couldn't hear what the slave-hunting team said. She lowered her head and walked over with an expressionless face.

On the penultimate page, the entire slave-hunting team is reduced to mechanical wreckage and bloody limbs, and the protagonist's sister calmly walks away with her back to the corpses."

Guangtuan: "Is it so handsome? I want to see it, I want to see it, I want to see it!"

Tian Yi said helplessly, "However, even in the latest episode of the second part, there is still no description of the identity of the protagonist's sister or why she has such strong power.

In addition, judging from the world view of this comic, it is certain that the world will eventually develop into a machine like the Gundam, and then martial arts and sword skills will be displayed through such a machine.

In other words, the second part has just begun."

Guangtuan: "She just broke down at the beginning?"

Tian Yi sighed, "Yeah."

Guangtuan: "Okay, come to that, why did you recover your memory by looking at her feet? Are you so impressed by her feet?"

Tian Yi said: "In fact, what triggered the memory recovery was her response of insisting on meeting me again in a few years. This stubbornness made me feel familiar and kind.

The reason I looked at the mole on her foot was because I often gave her pedicures and massages when I was at home. The combination of these two familiar feelings opened the door to the memory palace."

Light Ball: "Is it so heartwarming? I thought it was that kind of scene."

Tian Yi complained: "It seems that even clear-headed and stupid people can't avoid having their heads filled with yellow garbage."

Light Ball: "Speaking of yellow waste, has your wife ever painted 18X?"

Tian Yi: "No comment."

Guangtuan: "So she has drawn it! I'll ask her for it right now!"

Tian Yi sighed: "You didn't come to me to talk about this, did you?"

Light Ball: "Oh! Right! I almost forgot something! The Faceless Son of God showed up today. Was this something you planned?"

Tian Yi said: "It's not a calculation, but he has suffered so much recently and lost a magic-level chess piece. Even if he has a good temper, his defense is about to break.

For someone like him who enjoys watching others have fun, there is a high probability that he will say harsh words or even do something more extreme.

My only goal is to make him directly express his hostility towards me, preferably to attack me."

Light Ball: "Ah? Isn't this all accomplished?"

Tian Yi smiled and said, “Yeah, I didn’t expect it to be so smooth, I thought I would have to do it a few more times.

Now it seems that either Li Bo plays a very important role for him, or he is more impatient than I expected.

It’s really interesting.”

Guangtuan: "So what are you going to do now?"

Tian Yi thought for a moment and asked, "If an operation like this against the Holy Heart requires some supplies, can they be financed through public funds?"

Guangtuan: "Isn't that nonsense? Even if I want you to bear it yourself, your wife won't allow it."

Tian Yi nodded. "Then I'll give you a list of materials later. Please help me get them. The quantity is quite large, so I estimate the price may be several hundred million in Blue Hui notes."

Guangtuan: "Money is really not a problem. I'm just afraid that I can't buy it even if I have money."

"rest assured."

Tian Yi said, "The items are not rare, but the quantity is a bit large. I plan to set up a Feng Shui formation throughout the entire Holy City."

Light Ball: "What effect will it have?"

Tian Yi: "You can think of it as another form of sanctuary. Or, have you ever seen Shakugan no Shana? There's a treasure called the 'Glass Altar' in it. What I'm going to make is something similar."

Light Ball: "You want to observe the power of the 'Faceless' Son of God?"

"You can understand that."

Tian Yi said: "As long as he hits me and is within a certain range, then I will find a way to find him."

Guangtuan: "He didn't hit you, did he?"

Tian Yi: "I did. I drew a damage replacement symbol on the mirror image. When the mirror image was broken, my original body was also damaged."

Guangtuan: "Ah? Are you okay?"

Tian Yi: "It's okay, I don't seem to be afraid of mental attacks."

Guangtuan: "Okay, when you have the lamb ribs ready, call me and I will go get the comics from your wife."

After saying that, it turned into a point of light and disappeared into the kitchen.

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Twin Cathedrals, backyard.

A golden light flashed in the void, and the figure of a blonde woman appeared. As soon as her feet touched the ground, she walked straight into the house and came to the training room.

'Connect' Saint, Belluneel.

In the room, Zhu He was practicing boxing in a loose pair of shorts.

Bellunelle immediately took out her camera and started taking pictures from all directions.

Zhu He seemed to be completely unaware of this. She continued to practice with full concentration until her forehead was covered in sweat and a white mist emanated from her body.

Bellunelle looked at the scene in surprise: "What are you practicing? Why does it look so advanced?"

Zhu He replied, "Health-preserving fist."

Belluneel: "...Do you think I'm a fool?"

Zhu He glanced at her and said, "This thing is not only time-consuming, but also tiring, and the effect is not as good as Tian Yi's "Demon Refining and Qi Transformation"."

"Then why do you still insist on practicing?"

Belluneel asked in confusion.

Zhu He took out a towel and wiped the sweat off his face: "Because this set of boxing is specially tailored for me."

Belluneel suddenly realized: "He is indeed in love. But when Tian Yi was still in Zhuang Zhou's dream, he was not very reliable, right?"

Who said this was created by Tian Yi?

Zhu He didn't say this out loud, but skipped the topic and asked, "Has Tian Yi recovered his memory?"

Belluneel nodded, "Yes, I want to read the sequels to your two comics as soon as I recover."

Zhu He couldn't help but laugh. She said, "I don't have the energy right now. I'll have more time when I reach the elixir stage."