The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Tian Yi: "Okay."

He switched the input method, typed a line of words, and clicked send—

Daojun: "Who is more beautiful, the Pope or the sage of the Gate?"

Story: "The Saint of the Gate is so beautiful. How can the old Pope compare to the Saint of the Gate?"

Wujie: "'Men' is just a pretty boy. His abilities are similar to mine, but he's nowhere near as flexible and adaptable as me."

Story: "But you can't beat him."

Wujie: "His abilities are simply not good for combat. I'm afraid his current strength has reached his limit and can no longer be improved."

Story: "But you can't beat him."

Wujie: "Moreover, many of his methods were created with reference to my abilities."

Story: "But neither you nor the Pope can defeat him."

Wujie: "Come out and fight!"

Story: "If you dare to hit me, I will ask the restaurant to blacklist you!"

Wujie: "...You vicious woman!"

……

Guang Tuan complained: "You are really a social terrorist. The moment you were asked to speak, you provoked a conflict between two saints with just one sentence."

Tian Yi ignored its complaints and asked in surprise, "Can't the Pope defeat the Saint of the Gate?"

Guangtuan: "They've never fought, only played cards. If we were to say who's more powerful, it's definitely the more experienced Sage of the Gate."

Tian Yi: "...What about the realm?"

"Back then, everyone was at level 3, so it was hard to tell. Now, the Gate Saint is at level 4. I don't know where the Pope is, but I'm guessing he's probably at level 4 as well."

Tian Yi asked curiously, "You don't know where the Pope went?"

Light Group: "Preliminary suspicion is that he went to Earth."

Tian Yi: "He's been gone for so long? Can he survive on Earth?"

Just like the earthlings who don't have a magic physique, they can't stay in this magical world for a long time.

People from the magical world will also continue to weaken if they go to the Earth without magic.

Guangtuan: "I don't know about that, but the old man should be back in the next two years."

Tian Yi: “Why?”

Light Ball: "Crown your wife."

Oh, Xiao He He is going to be the official Pope.

This is the convenience of theocracy.

As long as God nods, no matter what that person's background or age is, or how many people resist from the bottom of their hearts, she can still become the legitimate Pope.

At this time, a message came from the group:

Wujie: "@Daojun, Little Twelve, your code name is a bit arrogant."

Daojun: "@System, Laolong, this elder sister is mean to me."

System: "Xiao Si, don't be presumptuous. This is Daojun. If we want to cultivate immortality in the future, we have to rely on him!"

Wujie: "I don't see any advantages in cultivating immortals at the moment."

System: "'Time' said, if we live in a village surrounded by a fence, everything we practice is built on this village. No matter how high our achievements are in the future, we will be left with nothing after leaving the village.

As for cultivating immortality, although it seems harsh and difficult, it is a method that can be used outside the fence."

Wujie: "Don't you think this is just empty talk? For the goal of getting out of the fence, risking your life to cultivate a method that won't improve you in the short term, is this really worth it?

Even if it were truly wonderful to step outside the fence, how many people would ever reach that point?"

Story: "That's true. I haven't even reached the third level of the Dharma yet, so how can I have the time to think about breaking away from the fence?"

System: "What if there is a method that does not affect our current practice and allows us to get out of the fence?"

Wujie: "Is it such a good thing?"

System: "This depends on our Lord Daojun. He has created a new system and will definitely bring us surprises."

Daojun: "Do you know why I am called Daojun and not Daozu? It is because these things were not created by me. I am just an ordinary porter."

System: "What do you say about the "Demon Refining and Qi Transformation Art"?

Daojun: "That's just an elementary school question. It's not difficult to solve."

System: "When your realm reaches a higher level, creating a replacement method will be just like solving a quadratic equation for you."

Daojun: "My fellow countryman! I suspect you are flattering me!"

System: "We are from the same hometown. I won't harm you."

Daojun: "I'm gone! Let's talk next time!"

Wujie: "Wait! I heard that you, Little Twelve, are really attracted to the bodies of 7-year-old girls?"

Daojun: "...The rumor that reached you has at least eight versions, if not ten."

Wujie: "Just tell me if you are greedy or not?"

Daojun: "I only covet my wife, not a 7-year-old girl."

Wujie: "How old is your wife this year?"

Daojun: "You are such a fool, aren't you? Old Dragon! She bullied me!"

System: "Little Four, stop being so arrogant! Little Twelve is only 14 this year. What's wrong with him being envious of a 7-year-old? In 20 years, they'll be 34 and 27, no problem at all!"

Wujie: "Then Xiao Twelve, can you endure it for 20 years?"

Link: "To be fair, Tian Yi should be able to tolerate it. After all, he is now widely known to be averse to women.

In comparison, I’m more worried about Xiao He He…”

Tian Yi: "I thought I heard a bang."

Link: "...I got beaten! She was able to peek at the screen! She's not in the group!"

Story: "So, Xiao He He is..."

Tian Yi: "I think I heard the 'bang' again."

Story: "I was beaten! Beaten! It was the first time I was beaten by a miracle!"

Wujie: "You're bored, wanna play mahjong?"

Story: "Come."

System: "Come."

Daojun: "Come."

Link: "No time."

Link: "Wait!! Why are you all free? I'm the only one who needs to work?"

System: "What have you been busy with recently?"

Link: "The team hunting down the 'Son of Evil' is in trouble. They've completely lost all clues. It's as if the 'Midnight' gang has vanished from the face of the earth!"

Story: "Where did they lose it?"

Link: "Golden Spike City."

Story: "It's not far, why don't you let Lao Long go there in person?"

System: "It's not impossible, but we just killed a son of God from the other side recently. What if they set up a trap to kill me in revenge? What should I do then?"

Mujie: "Use your invincible Izanagi."

System: "Izanagi cannot withstand the miracle!"

Story: "Then I'll go with you?"

System: "What if they surround and kill us all?"

Link: "Old Dragon, what do you want?"

System: "It's just a pursuit, not an escape. Is it necessary to send a Saint right away? The 'Son of Evil' is not worth that."

Daojun: "Indeed, the mission failed. Anyway, we have been embarrassed more than once or twice. Otherwise, Midnight would not be so prosperous in our territory."

Link: "But your sister is among the people who are embarrassed this time."

Daojun: "..."

Daojun: "Is there any flesh and blood left from the 'Son of Evil' that I asked you to collect last time? Give me some of her blood."

Link: "As expected, it has to be you, Doraemon. You are much more useful than the two-dimensional dragon."

System: "Tian Yi, can your tracking method bypass their concealment?"

Daojun: "It's probably possible. Magical means themselves lack modules targeting immortal cultivation techniques. Even if there are targeted ones, it's difficult to block this kind of bloodline tracking."

Wujie: "Once you use these methods too many times, they will start targeting you."

Daojun: "Only when one has a single method will one be afraid of being targeted."

Wujie: "Why do I feel like you are implying something about me and Kotlia?"

Link: "Huh? I only have one method, why don't you take me with you?"

Wujie: "Your methods are limited? The Kalia family spent so much effort to build that barrier, and you broke it in less than two hours! You still have the nerve to say that your methods are limited?"

Story: "Although my sister is silly and gullible, she is indeed very good at academics."

Link: "Oh my god, you guys are actually praising me!?"

Story: "So, sister, you should focus on your academic studies and stop thinking about love affairs."

Link: "I don't want it! I want both Mr. 'Gate' and academics!"

……

……

the other side.

In Platinum City, a large flat with beautiful decoration,

The Son of Mercy, Elshian, lay on the sofa, reading a book quietly.

At this moment, a ripple appeared in the space in front of him, and a brown-haired young man with a teardrop mole at the corner of his left eye appeared.

Kirill Bruno, a defector from the Gemini Sacred Academy.

Elshian looked at him. "You should knock and then walk in through the main door."

Kiriye smiled and said, "It's an urgent matter. It's about your 'Son of Evil'."

Elxian immediately sat up straight, his expression becoming serious. "Please speak."

Please speak?

It seems that he really values ​​that little guy.

Kiriye said, "Is it Aya? He was kidnapped by Midnight on the way to the Holy City.

The Midnight team was operating under the pretext of "working for the Faceless Son of God" and had even passed the verification of our people.

So when Midnight took Aya away, those who were responsible for monitoring Aya did not follow immediately.

As a result, Aya completely fell into the hands of Midnight."

Is Midnight's target Aya?

Elshian asked, "What does Midnight want to do?"

Kiriye shook his head. "Originally, I didn't know their purpose, but I received news these past few days that Midnight is planning to auction off the Son of Evil's liver and eyeballs at an underground auction house."

Upon hearing this, veins popped up on Elshian's forehead, and his eyes released a strong murderous intent: "How dare they treat Aya like this? Tell me the time and place of the auction."

Kiriye sighed and said, "This is just a promotion. The auction time and location have not been announced yet."