The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

"Then why do you want to be Pope?"

Tian Jiajia asked.

Zhu He said: "There are many reasons, including justice, gratitude, responsibility, etc. You can basically imagine them.

Among these reasons, the most important one is to get rid of those who will hinder our progress."

Tian Jiajia didn't ask any more questions because her attention was attracted by the movement next to her.

Zhu He also looked over with great interest.

Tian Xiaoxiao was riding on Zhu Miao's body, tickling him constantly: "Little meow, your meow is so sweet, meow a few more times for me to hear!"

Zhu Miao fought back desperately: "Haha~ No meow, no meow~"

Tian Xiaoxiao continued to press: "Meow, meow, meow~"

……

The two little ones didn't seem to realize that they were meowing.

Seeing this, Zhu He and Tian Jiajia both wanted to go up and rub them.

Chapter 234: Light Ball: I can break your defense with just one word

Time flies, and the new year has arrived in the blink of an eye.

In early November,

Tian Yi, who was refining a weapon in the laboratory, received a long-awaited call from the Rat Girl. He stretched out his hand and pointed at the void in front of him. A ghost automatically transformed into a light screen.

The Rat Girl's figure appeared on the screen. "Tina has successfully obtained the Qi Refining and Foundation Establishment Stage Demonic Qi Refining Techniques. She has now set off to Dean Territory to search for the 'Holy Heart'."

So fast?

Tian Yi was a little surprised. He originally thought that no matter how good Tina was at calculating honest people, it would take her a year or two to succeed.

After all, that is a foundation-building practice for refining demons and transforming them into qi. Anyone who learns this needs to sign a confidentiality agreement. If they violate it, they will lose their tester qualifications at the very least, and at the worst, they will end up crying behind bars.

Unexpectedly, just over a month later, the tester gave himself away.

He asked curiously, "How did she do that?"

The Mouse Girl sighed: "She first became friends with the tester named Ye Jing, and then through their common hobbies, they became a close friend that she could take home.

After visiting him several times, Tina found that Ye Jing's father was also an honest man and liked to drink, so she became a close friend with Ye Jing's father and they had common topics.

Until this morning, when everyone in the Ye family had fallen asleep, Ye's father was still drinking on the balcony. Tina 'happened' to get up to drink water. The two chatted for a while while passing by, and then Tina returned to the room.

Not long after that, Ye's father came to her room in a state of confusion and fell asleep.

In the early morning, Ye's mother and Ye Jing found Ye's father in Tina's room. Tina was naked and covered with bruises.

"Even jumping into the Yellow River won't wash it away."

Tian Yi sighed and asked, "How did Tina complete this arrangement?"

Rat Girl: "Put the drug in Ye's father's wine and on yourself, then Ye's father will follow the smell."

Tian Yi asked, "Where did she learn this?"

Rat Girl: "Online, and some recipes purchased from the black market."

He is truly a natural born magician.

Tian Yi asked, "How did she get the tester to hand over the technique in that situation?"

The Mouse Girl said, "Ye Jing offered it to her voluntarily. During their time together, Tina would always, intentionally or unintentionally, reveal that she wanted to learn the subsequent cultivation techniques for Qi Refining. However, because she ran away from home, she couldn't obtain a legal identity and thus couldn't formally apply to join the test.

After that incident, Tina was the first to say that she would not pursue the matter, and also told Ye Jing that she would not be able to be friends with Ye Jing in the future.

Out of guilt, Ye Jing gave Tina all the foundation-building techniques and the immortal cultivation resources he had purchased and accumulated."

This is like being cheated and still being grateful to the cheater.

But you can't blame her for this. After all, Tina really gave it her all to act this out.

Tian Yi asked, "How does Tina feel about deceiving the tester's family and breaking them up? You must have asked her, right?"

The Mouse Girl was silent for a moment, then she said, "Tina was very happy. She said this was a lesson for that naive girl. When she finds a new place to stay, she will tell Ye Jing the truth."

Tian Yi looked at her with a smile: "What do you think about this?"

The Rat Girl hesitated for a moment. "I don't have any opinion on this. Everyone has their own way of surviving. Tina is not like the Thirteenth Sage. She has no miracles, no resources, and no one to rely on. She has to rely on herself for everything. It's not surprising that she uses some despicable means."

Is this what you call 'no opinion'?

Tian Yi didn't expose the truth. He asked, "Is there a Holy Heart over there in Di Anling?"

The Rat Girl nodded: "There is a base over there. They invited me before and gave me their contact information."

Tian Yi asked, "Do you know who's in charge? As far as I know, only descendants of gods and listeners (saints) can help people improve their aptitude and evolve their talents, right?"

The Rat Girl said, "It's a listener named Luna."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Can I understand that you have always known the information about the top leaders of the Holy Heart, but you didn't tell me?"

The Rat Girl's face turned pale. "No, I just didn't think about it that way at all."

Tian Yi's smile remained unchanged. "Besides Dean Ling, do you know any information about other high-ranking officials of the Holy Heart?"

The Rat Girl lowered her head and replied, "There's also a Holy Heart stronghold in Zhuyan Fortress. The person in charge there is a descendant of a god. I'm not sure which god is behind him."

Tian Yi looked at her and asked, "How do you know so much about the Holy Heart?"

The Rat Girl replied, "Because there was a time when I also considered that place as a retreat."

and also?

Tian Yi smiled and asked, "Do you know the Son of Mercy and the Messenger of Pain?"

The Rat Girl nodded and said, "I know. The former are aliens from the Holy Heart. According to our point of view, before we were 'corrupted', the Corrupted regarded us as pagans who could be slaughtered at will.

The 'Merciful' Son of God not only never did this, but when he saw injustice or something inhumane, he would even take action to help.

As far as I know, he once wiped out six large slave-hunting teams, two large slave exchanges, and a very famous bandit group."

Is this a mudslide in the Holy Heart?

Tian Yi muttered inwardly.

The Rat Girl continued, "As for the Envoy of Pain, she has worked with us before. Her kidnapping was part of that collaboration."

Tian Yi asked, "Are you still cooperating now?"

The Rat Girl sighed: "Grandmaster, have you forgotten? I have already left the Dawn Corps."

Tian Yi looked at her with a smile.

The Rat Girl wanted to look Tian Yi in the eye with confidence, but the moment she met Tian Yi's gaze, she felt as if her heart had stopped and her body was frozen.

The air was quiet for a while.

The rat girl knelt down and said, "I'm sorry, Grandmaster, I've concealed something."

Tian Yi said, "Get up. Isn't it just that there are still collaborators left in the early morning corps? This is reasonable. It's also reasonable for you to hide it. I don't care."

The Rat Girl slowly stood up and said with her head lowered, "To answer the Grandmaster's question, the Dawn Corps is indeed cooperating with the Divine Envoy of Pain. This also involves the Utus Empire's military. They intend to jointly control the Utus Empire."

The Early Morning Corps (Midnight), the Holy Heart, and the Utus Empire Military, these three forces actually colluded with each other.

But, such a large-scale combination is still in the 'preparation' stage?

Tian Yi asked, "Is there anything hindering them?"

The Rat Girl said, "The Ninth Saint has been unable to make up his mind. Furthermore, the Holy Heart suspects that the Utus Royal Family has preserved the remains of the God of War. The remaining divine power within can temporarily revive the God's spirit."

This is great information.

Tian Yi laughed and said, "You are really patient. You actually hid all this until now."

The rat girl lowered her head and dared not speak.

Tian Yi continued to ask: "What other important information do you have? Tell us all at once."

The Rat Girl said, "There's one more thing. A new Listener has appeared on the Fallen side. It's said that he betrayed the Fallen because of a woman. The Holy Heart has entrusted us with finding that person's whereabouts."

Was it the woman I met on the battlefield who successfully persuaded her lover?

Tian Yi calmly asked, "The Holy Heart has entrusted you with an investigation. Does this mean that the treacherous Listener has entered the barrier?"

The rat girl nodded.

Tian Yi asked, "Have you found any trace of them?"

The Rat Girl shook her head. "It's amazing! Even Chi Ruyuan took action personally, but he still couldn't find those two people."

That means you haven't entered the barrier yet.

Tian Yi could feel that the mark he left on the girl had not disappeared, but it was out of the signal range.

He originally thought that the other party had found a way to block it, but now it seems that the two people's hiding methods are too sophisticated, so sophisticated that the Holy Heart thought they had entered the barrier.

Tian Yi smiled and asked, "Anything else?"

The rat girl raised her head and met Tian Yi's gaze: "It's really gone this time."

Tian Yi nodded: "Okay, if there is any new situation with Tina, remember to report it to me, and also--"

He raised his hand and drew a line towards the void: "This is a reward for the information you provided."

The Rat Girl was stunned for a moment, and then a sense of relief surged from her left arm, making her quickly pull it up. However, she saw that the sword pattern that looked like a slave mark was gradually fading, and disappeared without a trace in less than a moment.

This doesn't seem like a trick.

Because that sense of relief made her feel like she had completely broken free from her constraints.

Tian Yi said, "From now on, we will have a true partnership. You provide me with intelligence, and I will give you the benefits you want. So, before we contact you next time, you can consider what you want to ask of me."

After saying that, he turned off the light screen.

Almost at the same time, a ball of light appeared beside him: "I have a question."

Tian Yi said, "I guess what you want to ask is not the real business."

Guangtuan: "Let's not rush the business. Let's discuss an academic question first. That is, when a person is drunk, can he still get an erection?"

Tian Yi looked at it in shock: "Shouldn't you discuss this issue with Xiao He He?"

Light Ball: "Huh? Why is it Xiao He He?"

Tian Yi said, "Because I'm a man, wouldn't you feel shy? Besides, the popularization of this aspect should be the responsibility of Xiao He He, who plays the mother."

Guangtuan: "You said Xiao He He plays the role of a mother. Whose mother does she play? Besides Tian Wuyou, you have other daughters."

Tian Yi was silent for 2 seconds, then he changed the subject as if nothing had happened: "What you want to ask is how that man raped Tina while drunk, right?

In fact, this did not happen at all. Tina did the whole process by herself, including taking off her clothes and getting herself hurt. "

Guangtuan: "Huh? I've also listened to the entire report, how come you know more than me?"

Tian Yi rubbed his brows and said, "It's hard for me to explain this to you. You just need to know the result."

Guangtuan: "Okay, if what you said is true, that Tina is really bold. She was lying naked with a man, and she was able to act so well that the family couldn't see any flaws."

Tian Yi said: "In fact, getting rid of shame is not difficult, especially for those who use their bodies as a weapon.

In the Hehuan Sect in the Cangyun Realm, most of the female disciples can do this, and can even suddenly explode their clothes in battle to disrupt their opponents.

In my opinion, as long as you are not ashamed, then others should be ashamed."

Guangtuan: "I suddenly feel that such people are scary."

Tian Yi laughed and said, "There are even scarier things, like me using people like this as pawns."

Guangtuan: "I don't find you scary. I can even break your defense with just one word."

"Oh?"

Tian Yi asked with interest, "Which sentence?"

Guangtuan: "Xiao Hehe said that Xiao Wuyou actually likes mom more than dad."

Tian Yi: "Bullshit! This is pure Xiao He He's fantasy!"

Light Group: "Look, the defense is broken, right?"