The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

"He's already having fun in the bureau now. I can't imagine what he'll do when he gets to the more 'free' side."

"It's just for fun, it's nothing."

Shen Rushi turned the record to the latest page, her brows slightly furrowed. "The bully's evaluation of him was that when he hit people, he was like a devil, but when he calmed down and started to communicate, he was like a devil in human skin."

Hearing this, Ange was stunned. He asked in surprise, "That female bully is a habitual offender. Does she have the right to judge others?"

"Too."

Shen Rushi put down the tablet and asked, "This is a saint, how should we arrange it?"

Ange replied, "It depends on his own wishes, and then provide help. When dealing with a saint, the most appropriate way to get along is guidance and negotiation.

Moreover, even if they want to recruit them, it is the branch's responsibility, and we are only responsible for providing information."

……

……

The area Tian Yi is currently in is called "Gate City", one of the four gates of the other world, located in Bohai.

Due to geographical factors, this city and this gate belong completely to China.

But even if you monopolize a "door", this evolution quota cannot satisfy everyone.

Therefore, in this city you can only rent a house according to your needs.

When Tian Yi's family first arrived, they consisted of his mother, sister, and himself. The house they could rent had three bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen, and two bathrooms.

In this place where housing is in short supply, it can be considered quite generous.

But unfortunately, except for those with positions, once the evolution is completed, everyone here must enter the 'other side of the door' within two weeks.

and so--

Walking into the house, looking at the house that hadn't changed at all compared to three years ago, Tian Yi sighed, "I'm about to leave. I'm a little reluctant."

Tian Xiaoxiao asked, "When are we leaving?"

Tian Yi didn't answer. He observed Tian Xiaoxiao for a while and asked, "When did you complete your evolution? How long can you stay here?"

Tian Xiaoxiao wasn't curious about how her brother figured it out. She answered concisely, "I entered the dream two years ago and woke up eight months ago. Now I'm a tester at the Magic Research Institute. As long as I go to work on time, I can stay, but I can also resign and leave at any time."

Magic Research Institute,

Getting into this department is harder than getting into Peking University or Tsinghua University.

Tian Yi pinched his sister's cheeks and said, "Xiaoxiao, you're amazing. If I don't achieve anything in the future, I'll rely on you to support me."

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded seriously: "Okay."

"Xiaoxiao, that's so nice. I'll cook for you."

Tian Yi walked into the kitchen and began to check the ingredients. After searching thoroughly, he only found a pack of noodles and five eggs. He asked, "Xiao Xiao, are you usually so frugal? Did your family go bankrupt without me knowing?"

Tian Xiaoxiao walked to the sofa and sat down, lying on her side. She said in one breath: "I usually eat it at school and the research institute."

"You've been eating like this for eight months?"

"Six months. Mom left half a year ago."

"She just left you here when you were only 7 years old? Oh, you were only 6 years old half a year ago.?"

Tian Xiaoxiao didn't answer.

Tian Yi didn't ask any more questions. He took out his tablet and started shopping.

The main theme of Mencheng is not life, but evolution. Most of the time, there are no activities like going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, strolling in the mall, or spending time in the cinema.

If you want to buy something, you can only place an order through a special APP. If you want to watch a movie, you can only do it through your mobile phone or computer. Even if you want to go shopping, you can only look at houses in the streets and alleys where there are houses everywhere.

After buying groceries and daily necessities, he thought for a moment, then clicked on the text message function and sent a 'special product purchase request' to the number on the business card.

After placing the order, he began to check the expenditure details in his account.

The total expenditure in the past 6 months is 9639.7 yuan.

Among them, 9000 is rent, water and electricity, and more than 300 is the consumption just now.

In other words, Tian Xiaoxiao only spent more than 300 yuan in the past six months.

Almost all the things I bought were daily necessities.

Income in the past 6 months——

Mother (Tian Liu) transferred 300000 yuan;

Magic Research Institute salary 50000 yuan;

× 5

Look at the account balance again: 540360.3 yuan.

No wonder you agreed so confidently to support me.

Tian Yi was so angry that he laughed: "Xiao Xiao, don't you usually even eat snacks?"

He searched through his purchase records but didn't see even a bag of candy.

"Yes, I have food. My colleagues at the institute give me snacks every day."

Tian Xiaoxiao opened the drawer of the coffee table and took out several packages of opened and unopened snacks.

Tian Yi: “…”

Are you so easy to feed?

Tian Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoyi, you haven't answered me yet. When are you going to leave?"

Tian Yi thought for a moment and replied, "I'll be leaving in a week. I need to study my abilities and prepare some self-defense gear."

Tian Xiaoxiao immediately took out her phone and said, "Then I will apply for resignation now and also apply for withdrawal from school."

Tian Yi: "...part-time study, you're too strong, Xiaoxiao."

Chapter 4 Times Have Changed Again

The ordered ingredients and daily necessities are delivered in less than half an hour.

Tian Yi quickly made two bowls of scallion oil noodles, a pot of mushroom and egg drop soup, and a plate of fried dumplings, and the brother and sister started eating directly in the kitchen.

Logically speaking, Tian Yi, who had just come out of the hibernation chamber, would not feel hungry within a day.

But in the dream, he was starved to death.

The last scene shows him leaving his state of enlightenment. Not eating for a long time made his body unable to move, and he starved to death in the wilderness.

When his consciousness was about to fade away, what he longed for most was a bowl of noodles.

So he eats especially happily now.

As for Tian Xiaoxiao, Tian Yi disappeared in the early morning and was taken to police station. She had been hungry since morning, so she ate especially happily.

Lunch was over in less than 10 minutes. Tian Yi poured the last spoonful of soup in the pot into Tian Xiaoxiao's bowl, then began to clean up the dishes and returned to the kitchen to wash.

From cooking to cleaning up, everything is so smooth, as if it has been practiced for years.

But in Tian Xiaoxiao's impression, her brother is just a novice who can't even cook noodles.

So, she couldn't help but ask, "Xiao Yi, did you learn all this in your dreams?"

"Yes, in my dream I might be a househusband. That's how my daughter analyzed it."

Tian Yi replied.

Tian Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up slightly. She didn't ask about her daughter, nor did she care why she had to 'analyze' her. Instead, she asked, "Then in real life, does Xiaoyi want to be a househusband too?"

...Do you really want to support me?

Tian Yi said angrily, "I have condensed the Holy Core. If I choose to be a househusband, I'm afraid the whole country will criticize me."

Tian Xiaoxiao was slightly surprised: "Saint?"

"correct."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "So it might not be that easy for you to support me."

Tian Xiaoxiao was silent for a moment. She looked at Tian Yi and said seriously, "Then I will protect you."

...How about I call you sister from now on?

Tian Yi was both amused and touched. He said, "Okay, my safety from now on depends on you."

Hearing this, Tian Xiaoxiao leaned back on the sofa, swinging her legs gently.

Tian Yi cleaned up the dishes and began to prepare the ingredients for dinner. He planned to make a big meal today to reward his frugal sister.

At the same time, this is also the beginning of the "Feed Tian Xiaoxiao into Tian Xiaozhu Plan".

The little one doesn’t need to be fat, but he must be greedy!

Just as Tian Yi was preparing the ingredients with great interest, the doorbell rang.

Tian Xiaoxiao got up to open the door. After a while, she returned to the living room carrying two cardboard boxes.

Tian Yi walked forward and after seeing the seal of the Xinhuo Bureau on the box, he put down his kitchen work and started unpacking.

The first box contained yellow paper, cinnabar, ink sticks, brushes, and sachets.

Tian Yi opened the package, ground the ink, mixed the cinnabar water, then took out a piece of yellow paper and began to draw the talisman under Tian Xiaoxiao's surprised gaze.

Tian Yi's movements were not awkward, and there was even a natural charm in his movements, but he moved his pen very slowly, as if there was some obstacle.

This scene lasted for nearly 5 minutes. Tian Yi put down his brush and the talisman paper glowed with golden light.

He folded the talisman paper, put it into a pink sachet, strung it with a red string, and put it around Tian Xiaoxiao's neck:

"Don't take it off. It's fireproof and waterproof. You can even wear it in the shower."

Tian Xiaoxiao held the sachet in her hands and looked at Tian Yi in confusion: "What is this?"

Tian Yi replied, "'My brother's love.'"

Tian Xiaoxiao: "What's the use of this?"

Tian Yi replied, "For protection. Other than that, I'm not sure."

Tian Xiaoxiao: “?”

Tian Yi explained: "This is a companion talisman. Everyone's talisman is different and the effects are also different. This is the talisman I got when I was thinking about protecting you, mom, and sister.

So it's certain that it will have a protective effect, but beyond that you have to discover it yourself."

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded slightly, holding the sachet, and sat aside without asking any more questions.

Tian Yi picked up a stack of yellow paper and continued to draw talismans.

This time, his movements were quick and smooth, completing one in less than ten seconds, then the second, and the third.

He was very efficient, but Tian Xiaoxiao could see that he was no longer as focused as when he drew the first one. Not only did the talisman he drew lack golden light, but the style was also similar to what he saw on TV.

Tian Yi drew 30 talismans in a row before stopping. He looked at Tian Xiaoxiao, who was quietly observing him and asked, "Are you curious about the use of these talismans?"

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded.

Tian Yi took out a talisman with the word "thunder" painted on it and held it between his two fingers. The talisman paper glowed with a golden light.

"disease!"

The talisman was thrown towards the empty space in the living room, and it turned into six blue and white arcs of electricity that ran around in the air, making a crackling sound.

Tian Xiaoxiao's pupils narrowed slightly. She looked at Tian Yi for a while, then turned her gaze to the stack of talismans.

"Don't look at it, this thing may only be used by me."

Tian Yi took out a talisman and handed it to Tian Xiaoxiao: "In the hands of anyone other than me, it's just a piece of waste paper."

Tian Xiaoxiao took the talisman paper and shook it. After confirming that there was no reaction, she picked up the sachet in front of her chest and asked, "What about this?"

“This one is special.”

Tian Yi said, "As long as I am alive, it will remain effective."

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded slightly.

Tian Yi rubbed his sore hands, walked to the second cardboard box, opened it, and revealed two black boxes and nine small cardboard boxes with bullet patterns printed on them.