The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Lotter said calmly: "You treat them as friends, but they may not treat you as a friend."

The topic suddenly became heavy.

Tian Yi interrupted at the right moment, "Youduoer, how much spiritual rice do you have left?"

Li Duoer said, "There are more than 4 tons left. 3 tons of them will be kept for experiments, and the rest can be given to you."

Tian Yi nodded and said, "Take it out and divide it up. 50 kilograms each."

Ron: "Mother Tian Yi is so generous!"

Lawrence: "I love Tian Yi's mother!"

Arne: "Tian Yi's mother made a fortune!"

Zhu Miao: "Mother Tian Yi..."

bang——

Tian Yi knocked her head in anger and said, "Learning everything will only harm you."

Zhu Miao held his head: "(ó﹏ò.)"

……

……

the other side.

Twin Cathedral, inner courtyard.

A ball of light appeared next to Zhu He. With a flash of light, six sealed boxes fell to the ground.

Guangtuan: "Here are 300 kilograms of spiritual rice, 50 kilograms of which are mine, 50 kilograms are yours, and the remaining 200 kilograms are given to you by Tian Yi to comfort your subordinates. Tsk tsk~ Your husband is so good to you~"

There is no doubt that it wanted to take revenge on Tian Yi's wife for the teasing he had done to it.

however--

Zhu He nodded: "I'm used to it."

Not only did Guangtuan fail to take revenge, he was also fed a mouthful of dog food.

Not only it, but even Lian Xiao beside it was splashed with damage: "Xiao He He, can't you be more reserved?"

Zhu He said, "Actually, I'm shy too, okay? But in order to fight back against the gossip king, I can only suppress my shame and answer like this."

Lian Xiao: "But I can't see any shame in you at all."

Zhu He said, "If Tian Yi were here, you would be able to see it."

Lian Xiao: "...So, you only show your shy side to Tian Yi?"

Zhu He nodded.

Light ball: “…”

Zhu He looked at the ball of light: "I sense that the old man is back. He should be back in the Holy City soon."

Light Ball: "Huh? So fast?"

Zhu He said, "It's almost time."

Guangtuan: "Are you going to take the throne?"

Zhu He shook his head: "Wait until Tian Yi becomes a god."

Light Ball: "He is only in the middle stage of Yuanying now."

Zhu He: "The latest will be next year, there's plenty of time."

Light Ball: "Weren't you very anxious before?"

Zhu He looked at it helplessly: "You didn't read the report again. I was anxious before because the nobles were making trouble, and many of them were secretly related to the Holy Heart.

Now, who dares to touch the holy heart?"

Light Ball: "Then your plan doesn't need to be implemented?"

Zhu He smiled and asked, "Do you know my plan?"

Guangdan: "I watched the simulation. After you ascended the throne, you wiped out all the noble factions."

Zhu He smiled but didn't respond.

Guangtuan: "Forget it, even though you may be a bit cruel, the result will definitely be good. I don't bother to care."

Lian Xiao: "You are really open-minded."

Guangtuan: "It's not that I'm open-minded, it's simply that I can't control it even if I want to. Besides, even if little He He goes crazy, Tian Yi will stop her."

Zhu He: “???”

She retorted angrily, "There's a big problem with what you said. What do you mean, even if I go crazy, Tian Yi will stop me?

It was clearly him who was going crazy, and I stopped him!"

Guangtuan: "But I think he is much more normal than you."

Zhu He: “…”

……

……

That night,

A dazzling light appeared in the sky of the Holy City, and a terrifying pressure flashed by.

And just 5 minutes after the light appeared, a sturdy middle-aged man with white hair landed at the entrance of the inner courtyard of the cathedral.

He did not go in directly, but respectfully called out at the door: "Disciple Taran Hellion, seeking to see Madam Great Tianzun."

In the yard, Zhu He, who was drinking soup, spat out a mouthful of soup. She looked towards the door in disbelief: "What's wrong with that old man?"

Lian Xiao: "Great Celestial Venerable, this title is something only Zi Xiao would always mention."

“…He is indeed with Zixiao.”

Zhu He's eyes twitched, and she could only say, "Come in."

Taran walked into the yard and looked at Zhu He with a smile on his face: "Madam Da Tianzun, you have grown a lot taller. Can I touch your head?"

Zhu He smiled: "No."

Taran didn't care. He said, "I have a disciple and taught him for a year on Earth. I originally planned to bring him here for you to see.

But... when I was on Earth, the Great Celestial Venerable warned me, and I was worried you would misunderstand that I was trying to bring you together, so I didn't bring it with me."

“The right thing to do.”

Zhu He said, "Based on your past behavior, if you really brought someone here without even saying hello, I would definitely teach you a lesson."

Taran sighed: "I know I was wrong, so, Madam Da Tianzun, can I sit down and have some soup?"

Zhu He nodded and said to Lian Xiao, "Give my grandfather a bowl as well, and another bowl of rice."

Grandpa?

Taran felt somewhat relieved. Although he knew that Zhu He was not that close to him, he was still very happy to hear this name.

He sat down and said, "I just showed my aura, but no one has contacted me yet."

Zhu He drank his soup quietly without saying anything.

Taran sighed: "Those nobles have surrendered, right? In that case—"

He looked at Zhu He and asked, "Could you kill fewer people?"

Chapter 266: Eating the melon and eating yourself

In late September, the entrance examination for the 18th freshman class of Gemini Sacred Academy was completed.

Tian Yi originally didn't pay attention to this matter.

Until the light group brought a piece of information -

There are 1200 new students enrolled this year, 416 of whom are from China.

Among them, the top 25 are all from China.

These are not the main points.

What really interested Tian Yi was that this group of people held a party the day after the exam.

During the gathering, several organizers proposed to form a mutual aid group in the school that only Chinese people could join.

This proposal did not come to fruition at the meeting.

On the second day after the party, two students were severely injured by a group of drunks whose average strength was at the magic level in broad daylight.

In addition, four girls had their water and electricity maliciously cut off in their temporary residence in Shengdu.

This is the information as of the day after the party.

Today is the seventh day——

"What happened next?"

Tian Yi asked.

Guang Tuan: "There are many. Some students were deliberately picked on and then beaten up. Some students received threatening letters. Some girls were secretly photographed while changing clothes in the dressing room of a clothing store. Some students' family property was lost..."

"okay."

Tian Yi could almost understand it. This was a purely disgusting method. Even if it was the end of the Xinhuo Bureau, the most they could do was give a warning.

He asked, "Do you know who is in charge?"

Guangtuan: "Qi Dong, 15 years old, male, middle stage of foundation building, ranked 3rd in the freshman entrance examination;

Huo Minghui, 14 years old, male, mid-stage foundation building, ranked 7th in the freshman entrance exam;

Chi Minmin, 14 years old, female, mid-stage foundation building, ranked 8th in the freshman entrance exam;

It doesn't say background.

Because in front of this funny guy, background is meaningless.

Even if it makes sense, no one can control this funny guy given his status.

however--

"Where do they get so much energy?"

Tian Yi took the initiative to ask about their background.

The light ball understood immediately: "You want to deal with the forces behind them?"

Tian Yi smiled: "Not really, I'm just curious about the status of these upper-class young men and women."

Guangtuan: "Qi Dong, a second-generation businessman in the imperial capital; Huo Minghui, grandson of the vice-president of the Grain Guild; Chi Minmin, niece of the director of the Xinhuo Bureau."

Tian Yi asked, "How many people have they won over?"

Guangtuan: "There are sixty or seventy people."

Tian Yi asked, "Is this the amount from the day of the party? How about now?"

Guangtuan: "I've taken a look, and it seems that only a few people have given in in the past few days, while the others are still enduring."

Right,

Anyone who can reach the foundation-building stage during this period must be talented and also a tough guy.

Such a person will naturally not give in so easily.

Tian Yi couldn't help but laugh: "These three guys seem to be planning to bring their Earth-style tactics here.

What do the higher-ups want me to do?"

Guangtuan: "I didn't inform the Fire Bureau. I thought you might like this kind of fun, so I told you directly."

Tian Yi was stunned for a moment, then looked at it with satisfaction: "Dad, I didn't raise you in vain."

Guangtuan: "I'll ask the Fire Bureau to handle it right away!"