The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

I can control them, but this kind of thing cannot be concealed. Once it is known to others, those who have guilty consciences will rebel against me, and those who have no guilty consciences will think I am an alien.

I can't possibly control everyone in the world, right?"

Kotlia asked, "Then your clone doesn't have this kind of rationality?"

Tian Yi said, "There is a possibility. As I said, that's the worst-case scenario. Theoretically, as long as my clone doesn't encounter something too disgusting, he won't do that."

Kotlia: "What do you mean by something too disgusting?"

Tian Yi smiled and said, "You don't want to know. I don't think this situation will happen at this stage."

……

……

the other side.

Utus Empire, Zhuyan Fortress.

Tian Yi's figure appeared in a street. He appeared out of thin air without any cover.

He ignored the surprised looks of the people around him, walked into a jewelry store, bought a pair of toad sunglasses, put them on, and immediately turned into a sword light and disappeared on the spot.

……

At the entrance of a secret mountain road from the Utus Empire to the Twin Holy Kingdom, Tian Yi appeared.

He sat down under a tree, took out a guitar, and after a little thought, began to play.

Almost at the same time as the music started, 32 breaths that were rapidly approaching this side stopped at the same time.

Then, a series of detection magic swept across,

Tian Yi seemed not to notice and continued to concentrate on playing.

2 km away,

An ace team of the Utus Empire was lurking in the woods at this time, and the team leader looked ahead with a serious expression.

Behind him, six magicians were controlling detection magic to investigate the situation ahead.

After a moment, one of the magicians finished the detection. He frowned and said, "I can't see what he looks like, nor can I tell his strength, but... he's alone."

As he finished speaking, the five people next to him completed the detection and gave the same result.

The leader's expression changed, and he gritted his teeth: "Retreat."

The other party would appear here at this time, and play the guitar so arrogantly, which is most likely not a bluff.

Faced with this situation, the first priority is to retreat to preserve strength and then investigate how their whereabouts were leaked.

And the second after he gave the order——

Poof——×28,

Accompanied by a series of overlapping explosions, large amounts of blood and body tissue splattered everywhere.

The team leader turned his head stiffly, and saw that except for himself and three other mages, everyone else in the team had turned into a pool of minced meat.

"Yes... that music..."

One of the Mage-level cultivators was the first to notice the source of the attack. His eyes were now bloodshot, and his face was abnormally flushed. He covered his violently beating heart and said, "Use the power of the law quickly—"

Before he could finish his words, the music suddenly stopped.

Instead, four small silver swords appeared out of thin air and were placed at their necks.

A voice without any emotion sounded behind them: "Only two of the four of you can survive. Now I give you a chance to make your own choice."

The four magic-level masters did not answer. They simultaneously transformed into elements, and two flames, a wind blade, and a lightning spear shot towards the source of the sound at four angles.

Almost at the same time, the void hummed.

The four elemental transformations suddenly stopped, and the word "Ding" appeared above the elemental clusters.

Tian Yi's gaze swept across them, finally stopping on one of the flames and the wind blade: "I'll choose you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sword flashed, the wind and fire were extinguished, and it turned into two pools of flesh and blood.

Tian Yi took out the Human Emperor Banner and gently waved it. Two streams of gray mist flew up from the flesh and blood and entered the banner.

He pointed at the remaining Fire and Thunder again, and the latter two regained their human form and fell heavily to the ground.

"Is it so fun to harass our border guards? Go back and tell your superiors that I will be stationed here from now on. You must send two magic-level people to harass me every day.

If you don’t, then I’ll just have to harass you.”

Chapter 284: Go sing a song of pure love

After letting the two Utusi escape, Tian Yi (incarnation) did not stay in the wilderness, but came to Zhuyan Fortress again.

He first used his spiritual sense to scan the situation in the city, and then walked into a large bar in the city center.

The bar was bustling with mercenaries, vendors, city defense troops who had just finished their shift, and special service workers who were scouting for customers.

Compared with these guests who are full of the atmosphere of the city, Tian Yi seems out of place. He looks like a rebellious noble young master who ran away from home and wanted to see the adult world.

Of course, those who would have such an opinion have failed to recognize him.

Among the bar's guests, there are some professionals who always keep up to date with the latest intelligence and remember the appearance of "terrorists".

These people recognized Tian Yi's identity at the first moment, and without exception, they all looked terrified.

No reason. A devil who slaughtered a territory of nobles in the Holy Kingdom, no one would think that he came here just to drink.

Especially, the situation between the Utus Empire and the Twin Holy Kingdoms is very tense recently.

Maybe he came here to massacre the city.

Tian Yi glanced around and walked to one of the tables. He looked at a middle-aged blond man wearing an officer's uniform, with a stiff expression and cold sweat on his forehead. "You, go back to work now."

The blond middle-aged man was stunned for a moment. He observed Tian Yi and stood up cautiously: "Then I'll leave now?"

Tian Yi nodded and emphasized again: "Go back to work."

The blond middle-aged man straightened up: "Yes, Sir...

After saying that, he picked up his clothes, gave a look to his subordinate who was still in a daze, and quickly left the bar.

Seeing this, the subordinates nearby looked at Tian Yi strangely, but were cautious and said nothing. Instead, they quickly followed their superior.

Soon, Tian Yi was the only one left in this booth.

And two women,

One of them was wearing a navel-baring miniskirt sailor suit, and the other was wearing a kimono. Both were dressed like island people, but they had the faces of people from the Utus Empire.

At this time, the two women also wanted to leave, but when they wanted to move, they felt stiff all over and couldn't even move their fingers.

Tian Yi ignored them and waved to the waiter who was standing not far away and was hesitating whether to come over.

The waiter could only step forward and ask respectfully, "Sir, is there anything I can help you with?"

Tian Yi said, "Give me a cup of gardenia lemon tea, 70% sugar, and less ice."

The waiter was silent for a moment, and a look of embarrassment appeared on his face: "Sir, we have wine here-"

The remaining sound got stuck in my throat.

Tian Yi looked at him expressionlessly.

The waiter's face turned pale. He swallowed hard and said with difficulty, "Okay, I'll prepare it right away."

Tian Yi waved his hand and the waiter left immediately.

In the space of consciousness,

Ye Cang couldn't help but ask, "Mr. Tian Yi, did you come here just to drink gardenia tea?"

"It's gardenia lemon tea."

Tian Yi corrected him very seriously, then said, "Did you see those guys at the next table?"

Ye Cang followed the direction of his body's sight and saw two men and three women sitting there, all of them young boys and girls.

Four of them were wearing the same uniform, probably a student uniform, judging by the style.

There was also a brown-haired young man sitting in the C position, wearing an officer's uniform. He was secretly glancing towards him at this moment, and it was obvious that he also recognized Tian Yi.

Ye Cang asked, "These five people all look like students. Do they have any problems?"

Tian Yi said, "The one in the officer's uniform is called Thomas Adezio. He's the son of the Ninth Saint and he loves to be a bootlicker."

Ye Cang asked curiously, "Who was he licking among those three girls?"

Tian Yi shook his head. "You're half right. The person she licked was the adoptive mother of those three girls, who was also their foreman. To use a more understandable job title, that's madam."

Ye Cang: “0_0”

Tian Yi said: "Look at the two ladies at our table. This industry in the Utus Empire is now deeply influenced by the culture of the island country.

Now, if you like mature people, you will choose the type of the two people next to us. If you like youthful vitality, you will choose the girl in school uniform.

By the way, Ye Cang, which type do you like? I can return my body to you later, so you can take this opportunity to experience it.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone!"

But I will post on WeChat Moments!

Tian Yi added in his heart.

Ye Cang: "No, no, I like Ye Jing's type, someone who has a clear goal and will work hard on something."

Tian Yi said, "There are also some young ladies like this. For example, they dream of becoming an oiran and will seriously try to make their customers fall in love with them."

Ye Cang: "...Forget it, I'm a germaphobe in this area."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Virginity complex, huh? Don't worry, that mama-san has also taken this into consideration. Two of the three girls are virgins, and that mama-san is the one who usually teaches them.

This time, they were allowed to come in order to appease the Saint's son."

Ye Cang: "...mental mysophobia."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Do you want to save them?"

Ye Cang: "I don't want to."

There was no hesitation in this answer.

Tian Yi was a little surprised: "Why?"

Ye Cang: "In this world, there are too many people who need to be saved. Compared to these three girls who can still sit in a place like this and drink and eat delicious food, those who can't even guarantee their survival are more in need of saving.

Anyone who feels sorry for these three girls is simply basing their values ​​on appearance."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "You are really clear-headed sometimes, which is good."

Ye Cang: "Mr. Tian Yi, will your next sentence be: Only when dealing with emotional issues, Ye Cang always seems particularly childish?"

Tian Yi: "Have you learned to answer quickly?"

Ye Cang: "That's self-awareness. Speaking of which, Mr. Tian Yi, are you here for that man named Thomas? What are you going to do next?"

Tian Yi said, "First find a reason to kill... No, I should listen to a song first."

After responding in his mind, he turned his gaze to the two women beside him: "Can you sing?"

The two women nodded repeatedly.

Tian Yi asked, "Can I order a song?"

The two women hesitated for a moment, and the one in kimono replied, "As long as we can sing..."

A flash of sword light passed by, and the woman in kimono was beheaded and fell to the ground.

The bar suddenly became quiet.

Tian Yi looked at the woman in the sailor uniform and asked, "Can I order a song?"

The woman in the sailor uniform forced a smile that was uglier than crying: "But...it's OK."

Tian Yi said: "Then go on stage and sing "Cruel Moon", which is the ending theme song of the well-known pure love animation "The Moon Without a Face".

I see you're wearing Japanese clothes, so you can definitely sing, right?"

The woman in the sailor suit turned pale. She hesitated for a moment and said, "Can you give me some time to prepare—"