The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Ryan frowned slightly: "No casualties?"

He actually wanted to kill Aiilek as well.

Lawrence looked at him speechlessly.

Tian Yi said with a smile: "If you want to make someone feel pain, death is never the best choice."

So it’s worse than death?

Ryan asked, "When will it take effect? ​​I want to go and see."

Lawrence: “Me too.”

Tian Yi said: "It is taking effect now, and by the day after tomorrow, the effect will be 100%.

In theory, as long as he puts on that mask image, the effect will come out."

the day after tomorrow?

Lawrence's eyes lit up. "The freshman dance is in two days. We can see how he performs then."

Ryan's face also showed a hint of anticipation: "I hope he can bring us happiness."

Tian Yi looked at the two of them and he also laughed.

Originally, he felt that these two roommates who had no ill will towards him were quite boring.

But now, he felt differently.

It feels pretty good to eat melons with like-minded friends.

……

……

Two days after completing the admission process, new students will have time to visit and get accustomed to the college.

During this period, Tian Yi did not cause any more trouble.

He and his sister went to three canteens to taste their specialties, and then went to the department store inside the college to buy some daily necessities and ingredients.

On the second night, the college sent invitations to the freshman dance to each freshman dormitory.

On the 24th floor of the fifth dormitory building, in the living room.

Tian Yi looked at the beautiful card in his hand and said with emotion, "This is the first time I've received an invitation to a dance."

Ryan next to him looked at him: "Do you have a dress?"

Tian Yi was stunned: "Do you want to wear a formal dress?"

“…There is no mandatory requirement.”

Ryan was silent for a moment, then he said, "But normally, going to a dance without a dress would make you the center of attention."

Lawrence also came over: "You will become the laughing stock of all circles."

Tian Yi's eyes lit up: "In this case, doesn't it give me a reason to beat them all up?"

Lawrence & Ryan: "..."

It was a mistake.

I was originally planning to remind Tian Yi to avoid making a fool of himself.

Now they only think that the ones who will get into trouble are actually the other students attending the dance.

"Forget it, it's better not to cause trouble at my first dance."

Without waiting for Lawrence and Ryan to persuade him, Tian Yi suppressed the idea of ​​treating the whole scene as a joke and asked the two of them, "Is it too late to go buy a dress now?"

Lawrence replied, "It's definitely too late to order custom-made clothes. Your only options now are to buy ready-made clothes or rent them."

Ryan nodded: "Civilian students usually choose to rent dresses when attending a dance."

"The dress is expensive?"

Tian Yi asked.

Ryan thought for a moment and replied, "For the nobility, it's not expensive. Even commoners can afford it, as long as they don't buy high-end items.

But dresses are something you only wear once, and if you wear a dress you've worn before to a ball and someone recognizes you, you'll be laughed at."

Clothes bought at high prices are only worn once.

This aristocratic group is really extravagant.

Tian Yi chuckled and said, "Then I'd better go rent one."

Ryan looked at him and said, "If you can teach me some more fighting skills, I can buy all your dresses for the dance while you are studying at the academy."

Lawrence quickly said, "I can do that too. You have a sister, right? I can be responsible for making it for her."

You don't think I'm poor, do you?

Tian Yi looked at them helplessly: "It's not that I can't afford it, but I really can't accept the consumption habits of the aristocracy."

Wear an item of clothing only once.

Even he couldn't accept it, and his mother, who hated being the victim, would only resist it even more.

He guessed that the reason why his mother did not prepare dresses for him and his sister was because there was no need to buy them.

"Ok."

Lawrence didn't force it, as he knew the cultural differences between the two worlds.

Ryan asked, "I have extra dresses here. If you don't mind, you can wear mine."

Tian Yi looked at him amusedly: "Isn't it true that one piece of clothing can only be worn once? If you lend it to me, doesn't that mean I have one less piece of clothing?"

Ryan shook his head: "I'm 14 years old and in the growth stage. I'm afraid I'll need to customize it again for the next dance."

Tian Yi: "...Then why do you still have more?"

Ryan said, "My family is a noble family after all. Sometimes, in order to look respectable, when we order clothes, we usually eliminate the ones we don't like from the catalog and buy all the rest.

So, I now have over thirty dresses.”

Tian Yi: “…”

Lawrence patted his shoulder and said, “Don’t get me wrong, even if you are a great noble, not everyone in your family can enjoy this kind of treatment.

Generally speaking, only the particularly favored or heirs can purchase them in catalog units."

Tian Yi: "Although I don't quite understand your nobles' consumption concepts, I am deeply shocked."

"Then you want it?"

Ryan asked again: "We have similar body shapes. Among those thirty or so pieces, there should be one that suits you."

Tian Yi didn't act pretentiously: "Okay, I'll go pick it later."

After saying that, he stood up and walked to the window to look at a tall building hundreds of meters away.

The fourth dormitory building.

He took out a piece of yellow paper, wrote a line of words on it, folded it into a paper crane, and gently threw it out of the window.

The paper crane flew out of his palm, as if it came alive, flapping its wings and flying towards the tall building opposite.

Lawrence and Ryan, who were standing behind, also saw this scene.

Ryan asked, "What is this?"

Tian Yi replied, "Feihe sent a letter asking if my sister would like to rent a dress."

Ryan asked again: "How did you do that?"

Tian Yi replied, "To learn the advanced application of spells, you must first refine your Qi. This involves our new Chinese system."

Ryan nodded without asking any further questions.

……

……

The fourth dormitory building,

On the 25th floor, in Zhu Miao's room.

Tian Xiaoxiao stood in front of a full-length mirror, looking at herself in the mirror wearing a pink sleeveless dress. She frowned slightly and said, "I want to change into the white one."

Zhu Miao reminded: "The white skirt is a little shorter, do you mind?"

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded: "I have pantyhose."

"alright."

Zhu Miao opened the wardrobe, took out another dress and handed it to Tian Xiaoxiao.

The latter did not take it immediately, but asked: "Which one do you like better?"

Zhu Miao was stunned. She didn't expect that this roommate who always had a cold face would ask her such a question.

At this moment, another roommate's voice came from outside the door: "Miaomiao, Xiaoxiao, come downstairs quickly, a paper crane flew in, and it seems to be conscious."

Upon hearing this, Tian Xiaoxiao immediately walked out of the room and came to the living room on the 24th floor. Then she saw a yellow paper crane circling below the ceiling.

Below the paper crane, a little girl with long bright yellow hair was gathering a water ball in her hands, as if preparing to shoot the crane down.

Tian Xiaoxiao quickly said, "Eunice, don't attack. That's Xiao Yi's message."

Hearing this, Eunice dispersed the water ball and said with a smile: "Our number one has so many tricks up his sleeve. He can actually contact the girls' dormitory in this way.

When there are more couples in the future, Tian Yi can definitely start a messenger service to help those male and female classmates who are in love to meet each other."

What a romantic girl.

Why would you think of giving such a romantic idea to a funny person?

Tian Xiaoxiao sighed: "If Xiao Yi really started this kind of business, then his job would definitely not be to help couples meet, but to break them up."

The paper crane flew over, she took it in her hands, opened it, and after reading the contents, she walked to the coffee table, took out a pen, and replied:

"Zhu Miao, you can lend me two. There are two to choose from: a pink sleeveless dress with a ruby ​​brooch, and a white dress with wide sleeves and white tights. Which one should I choose?"

Chapter 41 Freshman Dance

The venue for the freshman dance is Xiahui Palace on the first campus.

As the name suggests, it is a palace.

There are magnificent halls, beautiful gardens, and grasslands wide enough for horses to gallop freely.

Even though there were nearly 2000 people attending the banquet, it still didn't seem crowded.

Tian Yi and his two roommates arrived in the evening. When they walked into the main hall, a band was already playing music and a couple was dancing on the dance floor.

"Anyway, let's go find Young Duke Kalia first. I'd really like to see his current condition."

Lawrence said impatiently.

Ryan searched directly among the crowd.

Tian Yi was more direct. He used his spiritual sense to take a quick look and then said, "They haven't arrived yet. Let's eat something first."

As they spoke, the three of them walked to where the food was placed.

The official entrance time for the banquet was 4 p.m., and Tian Yi and the other two arrived on time, so the venue was not only uncrowded but the food was also hot.

"Does all food in the Holy Empire have a milky aroma?"

Tian Yi took a bite of the fried chicken leg. The rich aroma of meat mixed with a hint of milk made him frown.

The chicken legs are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with rich juices. They are obviously made from good ingredients and are the result of careful cooking.

Tian Yi didn't find it unpalatable either.

But in recent days, every meal he has eaten has a similar taste, and now he feels more or less disgusted by it.

Especially since he doesn't like dairy products to begin with.

Lawrence said: "Meat dishes generally use dairy seasonings, which can cleanse, remove fishy smells, blend and enrich the taste."

Ryan said: "High-end dishes will use dairy seasonings, and great chefs will have their own unique dairy seasoning recipes."