The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Tian Yi chuckled: "Xiao Xiao, do you think we will encounter these things?"

Tian Xiaoxiao didn't answer. She looked at Tian Yi and said, "Xiao Yi, the Xinhuo Bureau said they would arrange bodyguards for you. Are they on the train?"

"exist."

Tian Yi said, “Four people have been following us since we arrived in the other world.

They seem very strong, and I feel like they are all at the magic level."

Skill level,

This is one of the magician's ability ratings, and the standard is 'strength'.

The levels in this series are the Jugglery level, the Sorcery level, and the Spell level.

To describe them in the terms of martial arts novels, they are masters of the martial arts world, top-notch experts, and grandmasters.

Therefore, anyone who can reach the magic level can be considered a master in the entire Twin Holy Kingdom.

"If they encounter robbers, will they take action?"

Tian Xiaoxiao asked.

Tian Yi thought about it and shook his head, "I guess they will only take action when our lives are in danger."

The reasoning was that these four people did not stay by their side, which was not in line with the style of the guards.

Under this premise, if these people take action whenever they encounter trouble, wouldn't that be equivalent to telling others that there is something wrong with them, the siblings?

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded: "Then I will protect Xiaoyi."

This is not an overconfident statement.

You know, although this child looks small, he is a formal employee of the Magic Research Institute.

During those few days at home, Tian Yi had tested the child's strength.

The conclusion is that if his sister punches him, he might fall to the ground and be unable to get up.

and so--

"If we get into trouble, you take care of the close quarters, and I'll take care of the long-range ones."

Tian Yi made the arrangement very rudely.

Tian Xiaoxiao nodded.

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Keep telling me about interesting things in the other world. I love to hear them."

Tian Xiaoxiao recalled the story and began to narrate the story she remembered.

This relaxed atmosphere lasted for two days.

When the train stopped at the station for the fifth time, the door of Tian Yi's room was opened, and a brown-haired girl of about sixteen or seventeen and a black-haired boy of about fifteen or sixteen walked in.

They just glanced at the Tian Yi siblings and then began to tidy up their own bunks.

Tian Yi looked at them for a moment and then took the initiative to ask, "Hello, can you two communicate in Chinese?"

The black-haired boy looked at him and said in a cold tone, "What's the matter?"

Tian Yi didn't care about his attitude. He smiled and asked, "Where's the young lady next to you?"

The girl seemed not to hear and continued to pack her luggage nearby.

The black-haired boy said, "She is my maid and she basically doesn't talk to outsiders."

maid?

Tian Yi was shocked and looked at Tian Xiaoxiao.

Tian Xiaoxiao said: "It's normal here. Xiaoyi, if you want to save face, I can also be your maid."

Tian Yi nodded. He pointed at Tian Xiaoxiao and said to the black-haired boy, "As you can see, I also have a maid."

The black-haired boy's eye twitched. "So?"

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Look, we both have black hair and black eyes, can speak Chinese, and have maids. Don't you think this is fate?

So, let's just get along, shall we?"

The black-haired boy sneered: "My maid can give birth to a child for me, can yours?"

Tian Yi's smile faded slightly, and he jokingly said, "No wonder you look thin, your legs are weak, and you're irritable and easily angered."

The black-haired boy was stunned: "What do you mean."

Tian Yi smiled: "Young man, you have kidney deficiency~"

The black-haired boy's face suddenly darkened: "Are you looking for trouble?"

"Look~"

Tian Yi smiled and said, "That's what it means to be irritable and easily angered."

Is this a psychopath?

The black-haired boy suppressed his anger and said, "Shut up. If you provoke me again, don't blame me for being rude after we leave Shanhe Ridge."

"Oh? In other words, if I provoke you now, you will still be polite to me?"

Tian Yi suddenly laughed: "Brother Shenxu, where are you from?"

The black-haired boy smiled coldly and stopped talking.

Tian Yi continued to look for trouble: "Let me guess, you have signs of evolution, but you are still weak. It is obvious that you have been staying up late for many years without exercise and are addicted to alcohol and sex.

Plus, you're clearly not very noble, yet you still have such an arrogant attitude. Are you some kind of traffic star?"

The black-haired boy's expression changed slightly.

Tian Yi continued to observe: "You are clearly in a foreign country, but you see people who may be your compatriots, but you have no intention of building a good relationship with them.

This is Chinese territory, are you from Korea?"

The black-haired boy scoffed, "I'm from the Demon City."

Tian Yi raised his eyebrows: "Then you must have immigrated?"

The black-haired boy didn't respond this time.

Tian Yi asked with a smile, "I'm curious, why are you so arrogant? We're going to be apart for a long time, can't we just get along?"

The black-haired boy still didn't speak.

Tian Yi seemed to have thought of something, and a look of doubt appeared on his face: "Are you a fugitive?"

The black-haired boy's eyes were cold: "Can you shut up?"

Tian Yi smiled and said, "No, you see how boring this journey is. If you don't get along well with me, then I can only cause trouble for you."

"you wanna die!"

The black-haired boy raised his hand and slapped Tian Yi in the face.

Almost without any particular order, Tian Xiaoxiao's small hand reached out, first grasped the black-haired boy's wrist, and then twisted it——

click -

"Uh-"

The black-haired boy's eyes bulged, his face twisted, and he let out a shrill scream.

At this moment, a cold light streaked towards Tian Yi's neck, and just as it was about to hit him——

bah—

A gunshot rang out and a dagger fell to the ground.

The brown-haired girl fell to the ground, covering her twisted wrist with a look of pain.

Tian Yi didn't even look at her.

He put the gun to the black-haired boy's forehead and smiled, saying, "I don't like your cocky face. Smile for me."

Chapter 8: Rather than wasting your own energy, it is better to torture others

gun!?

The black-haired boy glanced palely at the dagger that fell to the ground and the twisted wrist of the brown-haired girl.

He swallowed and looked at the person in front of him again: "We are still in the Shanheling area. Aren't you afraid of the police?"

Tian Yi chuckled: "Have you ever wondered how I brought the gun onto the train?"

The magic train also has security checks, especially on Chinese territory. Not to mention guns, even pointed scissors cannot be brought on board.

Therefore, there are only two possibilities for this gun to appear here, either the owner is a professional gangster or he has special permissions.

No matter which one it is, he has the confidence to kill.

The black-haired boy also realized this, and the fear on his face became even worse: "What do you want?"

Tian Yi looked down at him and said, "Didn't I tell you? I'll make you laugh."

The black-haired boy's expression changed. He took a deep breath and said, "Hahaha, is that ok?"

Tian Yi smiled back at him, then knocked out two of his front teeth with the butt of his rifle: "Do you understand where you are now?

If you want to live, you have to please me. If I make you laugh, you have to laugh until I say stop."

The black-haired boy lowered his head and covered his mouth, blood and saliva flowing out from between his fingers.

He looked at the two broken teeth on the ground, and after a moment of silence, he laughed again: "Hahahaha..."

Tian Yi nodded in satisfaction, then turned his gaze to the maid who lowered her head without any expression or reaction: "You have good skills, have you practiced before?"

The maid remained silent.

Tian Yi did not embarrass her, but said to the black-haired boy: "Have your maid assume the posture of Sailor Moon completing her transformation, and then answer my questions honestly."

Sailor Moon?

A look of confusion appeared on the black-haired boy's face.

Tian Yi slapped him in the face: "Did I tell you to stop? Keep laughing!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The black-haired boy looked aggrieved.

Tian Yi took out "Illya Fashion Show 03", turned to a page, and pointed at the photo: "This is the pose."

The black-haired boy kept smiling and looked at her, then turned his head to look at the maid: "Haha... look at this posture... haha... then do as this gentleman says... haha"

The maid nodded slightly, walked forward and took a look at the picture, then took two steps back and posed in the same pose with a stiff expression.

Tian Yi admired it with great interest for a while, and then commented: "It doesn't have the coolness of Sailor Moon, nor the cuteness of Illya. It's totally unacceptable."

The maid's expression didn't change at all, like a puppet who only obeyed her master's orders.

Tian Yi smiled and asked, "What's your master's name? How's he in bed?"

The black-haired boy was stunned: "Ha...haha..."

The maid lowered her eyelids and replied, "The young master is not the master. The master is the young master's father, Liu Jinhuan, and the young master is Liu Yu. The master is better in bed, while the young master is not so good."

Liu Yu's face turned pale, but he still maintained a smile.

Tian Yi was shocked: "You actually served them father and son?"

He asked Xiangtian Xiaoxiao: "Is this kind of thing common here in the other world?"

Tian Xiaoxiao replied calmly, "This kind of information is beyond my knowledge."

Right.

Tian Yi looked at the maid.

The maid replied, "It's quite common for women like us who were born into slavery. Some have even served three generations."

Three generations? ?

Since you can afford slaves, why not one for each of you?

Aren’t these people afraid of getting sick?