The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Sigh... sometimes my sister is even more extreme than my brother Tian Yi."

Tian Xiaoxiao frowned slightly. "You said before that you practiced swordsmanship for two years in reality, and you also practiced for two years in Zhuang Zhou's dream. Does this mean that these experiences you had were before you were three years old?"

"Yeah, so those things are all in the past~"

Zhu Miao smiled and said, "I am now a happy swordsman with family, friends, and goals in life~"

No wonder you comprehended the Great Freedom Sword Intent faster than me.

Tian Xiaoxiao didn't expect that in addition to starting her cultivation later, her state of mind was far inferior to that of her friend and competitor of the same age.

……

In the living room, Tian Yi handed a sachet to Tian Liu: "Here, this is 'son's love'."

Tian Liu took the sachet, played with it curiously, and asked, "What effect does this thing have?"

"Now I only know that I can avoid death once."

Tian Yi sat next to him and said, "The rest is still unclear."

Tian Liu: "Xiao Xiao hasn't been dug out yet?"

Tian Yi shook his head: "Battles in school are basically carried out in illusions. Unless you actually die, it cannot be triggered.

Apart from fighting, I only study and practice on weekdays, so I can't see the effect of this talisman in this aspect."

So, the only thing that can be confirmed at the moment is 'avoiding a fatal disaster'?

Tian Liu held the sachet in her hand and smiled, "This is enough. I don't have to worry about being assassinated when I go out in the future."

Assassination?

Tian Yi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Mom, were you assassinated when you went out?"

Tian Liu nodded: "The business of the group has always been enviable. Now, not only the nobles of the Twin Holy Kingdom, but also some businessmen on Earth, want to kill me and replace me."

“…Isn’t it because of me?”

Tian Yi was a little surprised.

Tian Liu looked at him with amusement: "On the contrary, after you came, I never encountered an assassination attempt again."

Tian Yi asked, "I heard your family's business is big? How much wealth do we have?"

Tian Liu did not hide it: "I estimate that if we sell everything that can be sold, it will probably be over 200 billion, right?"

"……That's it?"

Tian Yi's perspective is now completely different from what it used to be: "On Earth, this is indeed considered rich, but in this alien world, it's not even as good as a minor noble, right?"

Tian Liu looked at him speechlessly: "Silly son, the unit I'm talking about is Lanhui banknotes!"

Tian Yi was shocked.

More than 200 billion blue banknotes,

Converted into Chinese Yuan, it is more than 70 trillion.

"...Does our family sell arms?"

Tian Yi felt that apart from those taboos that could not be touched, only arms could allow a group to accumulate so much wealth in a short period of time.

Tian Liu thought about it and said, "That's fine. Actually, our family has a share of the 'gun amulet' business. Although it's a small percentage, this business is spread across three continents. They have seen Earth's firearms and buy one almost every once in a while.

Some vigilant ones even equip every soldier with one."

Gun Talisman?

Tian Yi immediately had an idea: "Is it raining and selling umbrellas at the same time?"

Tian Liu nodded: "This is one of the main ways for the Earth Alliance to make money."

So that's how it is. This is a business that makes a lot of money.

No wonder my mother is envied by others.

Tian Yi asked, "Mom, where did you get your share? This thing, no matter how you look at it, should be state-owned, right?"

"Do not."

Tian Liu said, "We Chinese officials are not involved in this. The gun and amulet business was snatched from a foreign company by a friend of mine. She gave me two of her shares, which is less than 2% of the total."

"Can those people abroad allow such benefits to fall into our hands?"

Tian Yi was well aware of how rogue Western forces were.

Tian Liu said, "It's none of their business. As long as the Twin Holy Nations agree, that's all that matters."

Tian Yi asked, "If I want to spend lavishly on things, how much can you give me, Mom?"

Tian Liu: "It depends on the situation. If it's life-threatening, I can give you my family fortune. If it's not urgent, I have hundreds of millions in liquid funds, so you can spend as you please."

Tian Yi breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I feel relieved. Compared to living off my wife, I feel more at ease living off my parents."

Tian Liu immediately noticed the key words: "You still have a wife to eat soft rice? Tell me more, can you let me have a bite too?"

……

……

the other side,

Twin Cathedrals of the Holy City,

In the inner courtyard, in the study.

Zhu He held the pendant, hesitated for a moment, and clicked on the communication.

In less than a second, Zhu Miao's voice rang out: "Sister, sister, sister! Are you anxious? You actually contacted me!"

Chapter 73: Love breaks down my sister

Zhu He was so angry that her hands were shaking when she heard the boastful and teasing voice coming from the pendant. She took a deep breath and asked, "How is your stay at Tian Yi's house?"

Zhu Miao: "I won't tell you~I won't tell you~Lielulu~"

Zhu He: "Guess what, if I go to Tian Yi now and ask him not to teach you any swordsmanship for three years, will he listen?"

Zhu Miao: "...Sister, I was wrong, I admit everything! Tian Yi's house is very big, decorated in the style of ancient Chinese architecture, a bit like the mansions in costume dramas, although it is located in a skyscraper.

Auntie Tian is also very nice. She made a big meal for lunch, took Xiaoxiao and me out shopping in the afternoon, and even helped me dress up.

Upon hearing this, Zhu He shouted into the void, "Gossip King, send me what Little Meow Meow looks like after being dressed up."

A flash of light appeared in the void, and a light screen appeared.

On the light screen, the girl was wearing a white ruffled top, a light blue pleated skirt, and white sandals with sapphire pendants.

The screen flashed,

The girl changed into a white cheongsam, white embroidered shoes, and braided her hair into two pigtails.

The screen flashes again.

The girl changed into a black lace dress (see cover)

The screen continues to flash...

Zhu He looked at the pendant and asked, "Did Auntie Tian help you pick them?"

Zhu Miao: "Yeah, it looks good, right? I even fell in love with myself after watching it~ hehehe~"

Zhu Miao: "Wait, sister, how can you call her Auntie Tian? You should call her Mom!"

Zhu He's eyes twitched: "It seems that Aunt Tian is really kind."

Zhu Miao: "Sister, I know what you want to ask. I have also tried it for you. Auntie Tian doesn't care about her daughter-in-law's age and status at all.

In fact, when I asked her, she thought I was secretly in love with Brother Tian Yi. She said that if I still didn't change my mind when I grew up, she would match us up.

I think if I can do it, then you can do it too."

Zhu He: "Did you say you were the Pope's deputy's sister?"

Zhu Miao: "No, I don't think Auntie Tian cares about these things. Although she looks rich, she doesn't look like a wealthy family at all. Instead, she looks like an open-minded and caring older sister.

Oh, by the way, Auntie Tian is very young. If you only look at her appearance and not her temperament, Auntie Tian is even younger than the Saint of Judgment."

Zhu He: "Her talent is related to the Tian family's bloodline, called 'Nirvana'. Aunt Tian and Tian Jiajia have both awakened this talent. When they are seriously injured or suffer a major physical loss, it will activate, allowing the body to recover quickly and their appearance will also regress."

Zhu Miao: "Ah, Auntie Tian was seriously injured?"

Zhu He: "I suffered losses from giving birth three times, and my body was damaged by poisoning once."

Zhu Miao: "How did Auntie Tian get poisoned?"

Zhu He: "Someone plotted against me."

Zhu Miao: "Did that person disappear?"

Zhu He: "Disappeared."

Zhu Miao: "Good daughter-in-law, on behalf of your mother-in-law, I give you a thumbs up."

Zhu He: "It seems like you really need to be punished."

Zhu Miao: "Speaking of talent, my talent is 'Sword', so I'm very suitable for sword training. What about Xiaoxiao? She's a first-class evolver, right? She doesn't even have a magic core, so why do I feel like her talent is comparable to mine?"

Zhu He: "I'll know after I see it."

Zhu Miao: "Then I'll bring her to see you when I have time?"

Zhu He: "...Actually, there's a more direct way, like asking Tian Yi."

Zhu Miao: "Sister, you are such a coward! You don't even dare to see your sister-in-law!"

Zhu He: "It's just a little awkward. After all, my mental age is about the same as Tian Yi's, but my actual age is two months younger than my sister-in-law."

Zhu Miao: "Sister, do you care so much about age?"

Zhu He: "Of course I care, especially when I'm with someone I care about. Just imagine, if I were with Tian Yi and he saw me like this, would he subconsciously treat me like a child?"

Zhu Miao: "Shocked! My ruthless sister actually has such a delicate side!"

Zhu He: "Perhaps this young body is also influencing my mind?"

Zhu Miao: "I understand! I understand! For example, I really like playing some childish games with Xiaoxiao."

Zhu He: "You are just children!"

Zhu Miao: "Sister, do you know Xiaoxiao is right next to me?"

Zhu He: "It doesn't matter. That kid is good at hiding things, and I'm not afraid of being overheard what I'm telling you."

Zhu Miao: "That's true, everyone basically knows that you are Tian Yi's brother's wife.

In this matter, even if someone points fingers, it is Brother Tian Yi who is being criticized."

Zhu He: "No one will point fingers."

Zhu Miao: "Right, right, right. Anyone who points fingers will become a dead person."

……

……

Tian Yi's house, in the room.

After ending the call, Zhu Miao looked at Tian Xiaoxiao who was sitting quietly next to him: "As you can see, your sister-in-law."

A hint of surprise flashed in Tian Xiaoxiao's eyes: "Two months younger than me?"

Zhu Miao sighed, "Yes, it is said that according to the original destiny, my sister should have entered a dream at the age of 11, and then met my brother Tian Yi in the dream, who also entered a dream at the age of 11."

Tian Xiaoxiao was stunned there.

She was a little confused about the amount of information contained in this sentence.

Zhu Miao explained: "Sister can see some traces of fate through the power of the gods. She once saw her own,

According to the original trajectory, we should have been born 14 years ago and would be the same age as Brother Tian Yi."

Tian Xiaoxiao thought for a moment, then concluded, "So fate has caused Xiaoyi to fall in love with a little girl who is only half his age?"

"Haha~"