The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

If someone else talks about a life-and-death duel, they will just take it as a polite remark.

But the person in front of him was different. He was an executioner who killed his opponent and the referee together in a duel.

If they really let him pass the application for a life-and-death duel, they would definitely die.

The blond young man from the Discipline Committee said calmly, "This reason is not enough to approve the application for a life-and-death duel."

Tian Yi narrowed his eyes and said, "So my two sisters deserve to be bullied by these old intermediate-level losers?"

The four blackmailers looked at Tian Yi with resentment.

Even though they would be expelled this year, they were still intermediate students after all. How could they possibly accept the title of "waste"?

The blond young man did not respond, but said to a chestnut-haired girl with pigtails behind him, "Check the injury first."

The girl with chestnut hair and pigtails walked forward. She raised a small staff and pointed it at the four blackmailers. A white light enveloped them.

In less than 30 seconds, the light faded away.

The girl with pigtailed chestnut hair said, "It barely reaches level 1..."

After saying that, she looked at the four people on the ground with disdain, and then said to the onlookers around her, "It's like a cut on your finger. Even if you leave it alone, it will scab over in 5 minutes."

Upon hearing this, the people around looked at the blackmailing group of four with even more contempt.

Not only did he bully the child, but he also blackmailed the child after being beaten.

The nobles have been disgraced by these people.

The blond youth's expression was not good either. He looked at Tian Yi with a stern face and said, "They were at fault first. You can punish them slightly, but the injury must not exceed level 3."

Tian Yi raised his eyebrows. "As long as the injury doesn't reach level 3 or above, you can do anything."

The blond young man suddenly felt uneasy: "...If your behavior violates the rules, I will remind you in due time."

"Row."

Tian Yi took out four pieces of talisman paper, threw them, and stuck them on the blackmail group of four.

The last four suddenly froze, unable to move or make a sound. All they could do was look at the blond young man with terrified eyes and ask for help.

The blond young man was also surprised by this move, but he could see that it was just a means of control and there was no harm in it, so he said nothing.

Tian Yi walked forward and asked the two girls to lie on the ground with their buttocks raised.

Just when the blond young man thought that Tian Yi was going to do what he thought, Tian Yi simply grabbed the heads of the two blackmailing young men and made their faces 5 centimeters away from the two girls' buttocks.

Tian Yi said to Tian Xiaoxiao and Zhu Miao, "Let me show you another way to use 'self-free'."

After saying that, he reached out and patted the two girls' backs gently.

The next second, the two girls felt a surge of air in their lower abdomen. They opened their eyes wide, their faces full of horror.

They had already guessed Tian Yi's purpose in asking them to take this shameful pose.

I also know that if I can't help myself, what happens next will only be more embarrassing.

Do not!

No no no——!!

The two girls' faces turned red, purple, and distorted, but their willpower could not change physiological phenomena after all.

Poof - poof -

Two sounds of releasing gas rang out almost simultaneously.

The whole place was silent, everyone saw it.

A pale yellow gas appeared behind the buttocks of the two girls, covering the entire upper bodies of the two young men.

The two young men were stunned for a moment, then their eyes turned white.

It was as if a switch had been turned on.

The continuous sound of gas release rang out like a machine gun.

Puff puff puff puff puff——

Chapter 85: Asking about Marriage

The public execution lasted less than 2 minutes, and the blond young man, unable to bear it any longer, stopped Tian Yi.

Tian Yi also stopped out of courtesy.

In fact, this kind of execution does not even take 2 minutes.

In just 10 seconds, the four executed people left an unforgettable impression on the onlookers.

This is exactly the effect Tian Yi wants.

He looked at the disciplinary committee members with a warm face as they carried away the two fart-sucking men who were already in a deep coma and slightly poisoned.

And the farting girl who fell into autism and lost the right to choose her partner.

The onlookers around looked at Tian Yi with even more awe and fear.

Today's scene made them understand more deeply Tian Yi's evil and cruelty.

But no one dared to say anything. As the discipline meeting faded away, everyone left silently.

Tian Yi looked at Tian Xiaoxiao and Zhu Miao and asked, "Have you learned it?"

Both girls were geniuses at drawing inferences from one instance, so they both understood what was being asked—

"Since Shen Zizai can produce a series of deadly farts, can he also control the body's organs to increase the efficiency of his cultivation?"

Zhu Miao immediately grasped the key point.

Tian Xiaoxiao thought of the convenience in combat: "You can precisely control your body, which not only increases your explosive power, but also makes it difficult for the enemy in battle."

"Yes, yes!"

Zhu Miao's eyes lit up: "It can cause myocardial infarction, dysmenorrhea, morning sickness, and cerebral thrombosis in the opponent!"

How can it be so easy?

But it’s good to know the direction.

Tian Yi reached out and touched the two girls' heads: "You handled the matter well today. Remember, don't be afraid of trouble, but follow the school rules.

If you can't solve it, come to me and don't let your emotions control your mentality."

"Hmm~" ×2

The two girls nodded obediently.

……

……

When Tian Yi returned to the dormitory, his two roommates were lying on the sofa, sweating profusely.

Seeing Tian Yi coming in, Lawrence's eyes lit up: "Tian Yi, give me a kumquat lemon drink, no ice."

Ryan: "I want Oreo cake milk tea, less ice."

Tian Yi ignored him and sat on the sofa as well, asking, "Has anything interesting happened at school these days?"

"Does the bikini frog jump count?"

Lawrence asked with a smile.

Tian Yi also laughed: "I saw it too, it's pretty good. I might consider doing a bunny girl handstand next time."

What he meant was that he felt this matter was not over yet.

Lawrence looked at him and jokingly said, "We all know what happened downstairs and in the fourth dormitory building. How can there be two different types of sanctions for two groups of people?"

On one side it's just a public performance, while on the other side it's a direct 'death penalty'.

Tian Yi did not answer, but asked: "Do nobles like to attack the relatives of their enemies?"

Lawrence was silent for a moment. He said, "The final right of interpretation belongs to the nobles, so those people think whatever they do is right."

'That gang'.

As a fellow aristocrat, he did not put himself in the same category as those people.

Tian Yi said: "I am actually giving them a chance, hoping that group of people can understand my attitude."

This is the second time that he has been targeted in the same way as Tian Xiaoxiao.

If it happens for the third time, he will let the nobles know that this kind of trick is not exclusive to the nobles. He, Tian, ​​can also do it, and he can do it better.

Lawrence understood what he meant.

Whether it was Ian who was entering the countdown of his life, or the four people who had just died,

The reason they are treated differently is because of one thing in common:

——Take Tian Xiaoxiao as the target.

Ryan asked, "What if they still don't understand?"

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Who doesn't have sons, daughters, brothers, and sisters? Pick one or two who haven't practiced, or whose realm is low. I can curse them to death easily without leaving any evidence."

...So it can be done this way.

It seems that you, who seem cruel and ruthless in the eyes of others, have actually always been very restrained.

Ryan sighed inwardly and said, "It's really despicable to target your family this way, but it also shows that those people really can't do anything to you personally."

"good."

Lawrence nodded in agreement: "Nobles are actually very concerned about their reputation, especially the great nobles. If they can attack you directly, they will not bother with roundabout means.

Of course, there are some people who are born to use this method.

For example, Ian Lange, and Daisy Fudoliai, who was behind the scenes pushing the failed intermediate class students to target you."

Ryan said disdainfully: "The people of the Lange family are despicable, including their heir Constance.

Others say that he is a low-key genius, proficient in both literature and martial arts. In fact, he only has some talent in cultivation.

As for investment management and business development, he only talks about it on paper, and all his so-called achievements come from his fiancée."

"fiancée?"

Tian Yi asked, "That Daisy?"

Ryan shook his head: "No, Daisy is his fiancée's cousin. According to the Lange and Frederie families, she should be planning to marry Ian. Well... this was arranged before.

Now, the words—"

He looked at Tian Yi and said, "Ian probably won't live long."

Tian Yi smiled and didn't respond.

Ryan said: "Well done, I checked the guy's affairs, he wants to deal with you by targeting your sister. This trick is his characteristic.

From the information I found out in the past few days, he used this method when he was 8 years old, targeting his stepmother.

By taking advantage of his stepmother's child, he drove the whole family out of the Lange family, leaving only the child behind. "

8 years old?

Is this a born bad seed, or is this the result of family education?

Tian Yi shook his head.

Ryan looked at him and warned: "You'd better be careful. From the way he does things, you can tell that this guy has no bottom line.

Now that he's entering the countdown of his life, I think he's very likely to take a gamble."

It is indeed possible.

Tian Yi immediately took out the tortoise shell and the Five Emperors' Coins and began to divine.

Lawrence & Ryan: “?”

How come after just a few days of not seeing this roommate, he has come up with new tricks?

Tian Yi soon got the result. He looked at the hexagram and said: "He has 42 days to live, which is not in line with his physical condition.

So it seems that he will indeed come to provoke me."