Chapter 329: Does the behemoth need to go to the bathroom after drinking?
But Yu didn't expect that the two people in the room would not come out for a whole day.
Such a big jar of wine, do we really have to finish it today?
"Are all foreigners so wild? If you do this, you'll definitely end up eating something bad for your health."
After sending the prepared pork elbow upstairs, Yu felt that these two people really ate the appetizer as a meal.
Moreover, there are many ways to drink. At the beginning, it has a bit of the style of literati and scholars, but later the style gradually became distorted.
"Master Huang is also a brave warrior on the battlefield, standing alone against ten thousand. He may not be as strong as us, but he can handle this little bit of wine. Unless there is something wrong with the wine itself. But since Master Huang brought it here, I think there should be no problem."
Ji was very clear about Huang Cao's strength. After all, he had many more information channels than the Yan State officials, and he dared to do many things that the real dragons did not dare to do.
For example, the multinational war a few years ago.
The information about Mr. Huang fighting bravely on the battlefield was passed on to him very smoothly.
At least judging from the photos, he is indeed extremely brave.
So as long as my eldest sister can take it easy, Mr. Huang should be fine.
Besides, everyone came here not only to ensure Jie's safety, but also to make Mr. Huang have a comfortable time in Yan Country.
If you want to drink, just drink. There are so many people here, you can’t really die from drinking.
As it turned out, Huang Cao was indeed not overly drunk.
After all, if he could really get drunk, then he would no longer have to be the leader of Utopia.
But Ling was a little strange. The more he drank, the redder his face became.
When the two of them were about to finish the whole jar of wine, she finally couldn't hold it anymore and ran into the bathroom with a full stomach.
"It turns out that even those incarnated as giant beasts can have normal physiological activities. This is quite unexpected, although it is most likely due to the fertility power contained in the wine."
In order to prevent the wine from feeling bland when drinking with Shu, Mr. Huang added some Fertility Power into the wine.
Alcohol is not a good thing and has no benefits for the body. The only benefit is that it may make people feel happy or forget their worries after drinking it. This is also its greatest value.
The wine brewed by Huangcao for decades is not such low-end stuff. As long as you are not dead, a little bit of it can make you alive, and it also has the effect of purifying.
This is also why Ling can get really drunk.
When the power of the giant beast in the body no longer works, the basic structure of the human body begins to exert force and the organs in the body begin to operate at full power.
Therefore, even if Ling had an immortal appearance, he had to accept the arrangement of his body and go to the toilet honestly.
"Is this what humans experience when they're drunk? Master Huang, you really surprised me!"
The moment I walked out of the toilet, I felt for the first time in many years what it meant to be truly drunk.
In the past, drunkenness could not be called real drunkenness, it could only be said to be pretending to be sober.
It was nothing more than a poor imitation of ordinary people, but his mentality allowed him to achieve the effect of getting drunk by drinking.
Ling certainly knew that being drunk was not a good experience, and being sober was always better than being confused.
But even when I am awake, I always want to be confused for a while and have a good sleep without any worries.
Even if it was only once, today her long-cherished wish was fulfilled.
When Ling gets drunk, he feels like the whole world is turned upside down.
So much so that there was no Da Yan in his mind, no heaven and earth, and even no universe, leaving only the pure and drunken self.
Finally, he tripped over something with a thud, and fell heavily to the ground.
She passed out and completely lost consciousness.
But even before he fainted, the last things he saw were the wine he had been longing for and the young man beside him.
“When people are unconscious, they are least burdened, because all the world’s perceptions are based on human will. In a sense, this can be considered a kind of freedom.”
Huang Cao touched his chin and looked at Ling who was drunk on the ground, thinking that this girl was really brave.
It is really casual to faint in front of a strange man. Fortunately, I, Mr. Huang, am a gentleman. Although I am lustful, I do it in a proper way.
So I'll help you put on your pants, you're welcome!
That’s right, in order to protect Mr. Huang’s privacy, Ji arranged for him to have a room with a toilet.
That's why Ling was able to run in openly, but maybe he was too drunk and wanted to continue drinking without even putting on his pants, and he accidentally tripped.
His head hit the ground hard and he fell asleep.
I can only say that he fits the definition of an alcoholic very well, especially when it comes to drinking without any restraint at all.
The wine jar, which is almost as big as Mr. Huang's body, is now almost empty.
With such a large amount, an ordinary person would be poisoned even if he drank water, let alone alcohol. Ling Shao drank two-thirds of the jar of wine.
It was a rare sight that she remembered to go to the bathroom instead of just peeing in her pants, though it wasn't much better.
"Today's research has been successfully completed. The behemoth cannot fully metabolize the power of abundance, at least not Ling, who loves drinking the most."
But Huang Cao had another question. If they couldn't handle this little bit of wine in human form, what about those in animal form?
Could it be that tolerance to the power of abundance also changes with changes in body size?
If you have a chance, please ask if you can help me test it.
Huang Cao grew a few more tentacles on his body, and he helped Ling up from the ground. Seeing that her panties had slipped to her ankles, he used his tentacles to put her panties back in place with a calm expression.
Don't ask why he is so skilled and actually ignores someone with the door wide open.
I can only say that there are many wives at home and they are in high spirits. They see more and use more.
But after putting it on, Ling suddenly made a few strange sounds, but soon her even breathing sounds came back, as if it was just a small episode.
"You're truly an incompetent elder sister. No wonder you're always criticized in my letters. Just sleep well."
Huang Cao put Ling on his bed and carefully covered him with a quilt.
Although he has always been unwilling to suffer losses, he still gave the soft bed to this guy.
You can't really let the other person lie underground all night.
It just so happened that I didn’t go out for a walk all day, and I didn’t have a chance to call my family.
After Huang Cao went downstairs, he didn't expect that Ji and Yu were still awake. He looked at the clock and found that it was already early morning.
"Master Huang, are you still awake so late?"
Ji and Yu asked with concern.
The two of them were having a midnight snack at this time, which looked like something like spicy hot pot.
"Your sister is drunk and unconscious. She is now lying on my bed and sleeping soundly."
Ji frowned, "That's so rude! I'll drag her out right now!"
I ask you to serve Master Huang, not Master Huang to serve you!
Even drinking has its limits! Mr. Huang believes you're drunk, but I don't!
Who knows where he is wandering in the sky now.
What’s very sad is that Ling’s two younger brothers both think so.
Only Mr. Huang knew that Ling was really drunk.
Chapter 330: You dare to prevent my sister from going to school? Now you will have to taste the iron fist of imperialism!
"No need. I couldn't sleep anyway. I wonder, Boss Ji, how has the communication with the Great Yan court been going in recent days?"
"To be honest, the progress is not very smooth. I wanted to tell you tomorrow." Ji sighed and continued.
"Originally, I wanted to give some of my textile assets to you, Master Huang, as a gift, but the Great Yan court didn't seem satisfied with my approach. So, I wanted to see if I could get some money in exchange, which would also silence the gossips of the court."
Huang Cao nodded, seemingly not too surprised by the result.
"The textile industry is one of the country's foundational industries, and Boss Ji is the leading representative. We certainly can't just hand it over to a foreign agent. It's only natural that the True Dragon would intervene to stop it."
"It just so happens that my wife is also skilled in weaving, so I fully understand Mr. Ji's difficulties. Please convert it into gold coins and give it to me. I'm sure that you, who are good at managing money, will not let me suffer any loss."
"You're welcome. This is what I have to do as the host."
Ji felt that the more he looked at the other person, the more he liked him. Although the other person's words were polite, his words were full of the intention of treating others fairly.
Huang Cao's style of doing things may not be liked by a few people, but it will definitely be liked by the vast majority of people.
Those who harbor malicious intentions will be retaliated by him, but if you are kind-hearted, Huang Cao will definitely treat you with kindness.
Huang Cao picked up a piece of vegetable from the spicy hot pot while chatting. He drank too much and his mouth was full of the smell of alcohol, so he wanted to eat something spicy to wash it down.
Yu served the two gentlemen on the side because he did not understand the twists and turns in the court and did not want to understand them.
I'm just a cook!
After a brief conversation, Ji was ready to give his room to Mr. Huang, but the latter quickly refused.
"I'm going to go out and contact my family. I'll stay in the car tonight."
"Okay, then please be careful and contact me if you have any questions."
Ji did not refuse, because he had already loaded Mr. Huang's fleet into the restaurant.
As long as Huang Cao is still in this huge restaurant, he can ensure the other party's safety no matter where he is.
Back in his car, Huang Cao leaned back in his chair and made a phone call to Colombia.
Although I mentioned before, family members don’t often call the cute elf.
But after more than a year, it's time to call and ask about the situation.
Soon, Muirseth, who was far away in the mine in Columbia, happily held the leaves given to him by Brother Huang.
Muir Seth: "Brother, why did you take so long to call me? I almost thought you forgot you had a sister like me!"
The elf is also a little resentful, although being away from the protection of the family environment may help his growth.
When our fellow Utopians are traveling, they receive a letter from home at least every six months.
But now it was her turn to make a phone call, but her brother hadn't called her for a whole year, which made her lose confidence.
Huang Cao was also a little embarrassed. "I'm just calling. I've been really busy lately."
Muerseth's little mouth was not forgiving, and he said with a slightly jealous tone: "You have time to play games with your sisters? You don't have time to call me, brother, you are too partial."
"Don't talk so much nonsense. It's been over a year. How have you been recently? Do you have enough money?"
Huang Cao quickly changed the subject and began to ask about his sister's daily life.
Muir Seth on the other end of the phone tapped the helmet on his head:
"I've been working part-time lately, digging for raw materials for exotic iron in the mines. I'm not getting something for nothing."
"But I remember the money I gave you should be enough to last you five or six years. I guess you must have given it to the refugees on the road. Never mind. I'm too lazy to do that. Just be safe."
Muir Seth: "Brother, are you the worm in my stomach? How do you know this? Tell me! Did you send the warriors of abundance to follow me?"
"Idiot! Who told you to help the new residents every time Utopia expanded when you were little? You always spent all your pocket money."
However, he was not worried about whether Muirseth would encounter any danger on the road.
First of all, his own protective measures are not vegetarian. Secondly, the elves’ combat effectiveness is not low, and they have also inherited the secret techniques of Ramalen.
Muirseth's strength is considered to be one of the strongest in the Banshee Valley, and he can even be considered a super cup.
"But then again, why are you digging in the mines? It's good to train yourself, but are you really that short of money?"
Muirseth: "It's not that there's such a shortage. Besides, being a miner in Colombia is not only bad, but the wages are also much lower than in Utopia. The main reason is that I heard in the newspaper that a plant that can survive in a high concentration of Originium has appeared in the mines in this area."
Muirseth: "Besides, I went down to the mine as a researcher, but I'm embarrassed to ask others to help me dig. Because I have your tools to help me, it's almost impossible for me to be infected with mineral sickness. At most, I will just feel uncomfortable. But ordinary workers are different, so I can only do it myself."
Huang Cao immediately realized that his elf was not feeling well at the moment.
Abundance can indeed protect Muirseth from the invasion of Originium, but she will still feel uncomfortable when she needs to, because it does not change her nature as a water elf.
However, since it was his sister's choice, Huang Cao couldn't say anything more. He could only remind her to rest more and not overwork.
Muir Seth: "Brother, I actually wanted to call you in a few days to ask you for something."
"For our little elf to say the word 'please', he must have encountered something very serious. Tell me, and I will definitely help if I can."
Muirseth used his very professional cultural qualities to explain in very short sentences what he wanted to help with.
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