You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

“Ah!!!!”——A scream!

“Come back!!!”—screams!

That night, dragon tails kept rolling up waves in the quicksand river, and there was also a monk named Sha who kept screaming.

……

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the other side--

On the auspicious clouds under the night sky, Xiao Qingxin protected the white snake that slowly slipped into her arms. She swung her feet and asked doubtfully, "Zhiming, are the eighty-one tribulations you mentioned before true?"

"Why not?"

"What about the positive result you mentioned?"

Xia Zhiming snuggled into the girl's arms and said lazily, "Of course it's true. This kind of thing is no joke. Even if they don't seize this opportunity in the end, I will find a way to find them a job."

"I always feel that you have bad intentions~" Xiaoqing muttered softly.

"How can this be called bad intentions?" Xia Zhiming jokingly said, "Just tell me, does the monkey have six more difficulties?"

"Yes……"

"Do the monkey's brothers also have a way out?"

"Yes……"

Xia Zhiming spat out his snake tongue and said, "Look, is there nothing wrong at all?"

“Something feels wrong~”

Xiao Qingxin paused, tilted her head, and asked in confusion, "Zhiming, what good will this do Wukong?"

Xia Zhiming nuzzled the girl's soft, pink skin and said with a smile, "That monkey is quite clever. Six of you take turns. How long do you think you can deceive him? He'll have a chance to repay the debt of favor he owes you."

"..."

The way back to Sanxing Cave is not short, but it will eventually end with the man and the snake chatting and being intimate.

When Lingtai Fangcun Mountain appeared in front of Xiao Qingxin again, it was already the second watch, and the night in the mountains was still as quiet and remote as before.

Outside Sanxing Cave, Xiao Qingxin looked inside at the already opened mountain gate. After confirming that no one was there, she nervously crossed the threshold and brought the white snake back to the home she hadn't visited for many years...

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At the same time, in Heaven, Lingxu Palace.

The Jade Emperor was listening to the tune leisurely, leaning back in his armchair and resting his eyes.

At this moment, an attendant came from outside the palace and announced, "Your Majesty, the Bodhisattva Guanyin wishes to see you."

"Forget it...just go and invite her in."

"Your Majesty...this..."

"I have already met her twice today!!!"

"Yes!"

Chapter 194 Don’t Come Again

In Lingxu Hall, the attendant officer received the order and quickly invited the Bodhisattva Guanyin into the hall to pay homage.

The Great Celestial Venerable raised his hand and said, "Today, the Bodhisattva has come to me twice. Once for the Curtain-Rolling General, and again for that naughty monkey. I have obeyed you in both cases. I wonder who this trip is for?"

"Praise your majesty for your mercy."

Guanyin Bodhisattva clasped his hands and said, "I have found the man who is seeking the scriptures. However, the journey to the west is long and difficult. I have come to ask Your Majesty to send some guardian deities to protect the man who is seeking the scriptures."

"What is the Bodhisattva's plan?"

"Six Dings and Six Jias, Four Guardians."

"can."

We also need Taibai Jinxing and the guardian spirit officer of Lihentian..."

The Great Celestial Venerable's face darkened, and he pointed outside the hall, saying, "Go down now."

The Bodhisattva blinked and left as instructed.

The Great Celestial Venerable hurriedly called her to a halt, "Forget it. Chang Geng is accompanying Ling Xiao, so I cannot allow you to do that. I will assign that little brat to lead the Dharma Protectors and give him an unnecessary position."

The Bodhisattva smiled and clasped his hands together: "Thank you for your mercy, Your Majesty. I will take my leave now."

"Don't come again today!"

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the other side--

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xieyue Sanxing Cave.

Under the moonlight, Xiao Qingxin closed the mountain gate, walked through the pavilions and terraces that he had visited thousands of times, and went all the way to the backyard, but he did not see any lights on in his master's or Qingyun's room.

Seeing this, Xiao Qingxin thought for a moment and decided not to disturb their rest. She opened the door of her little house with the white snake in her arms.

Looking at the room that had been cleaned so cleanly without a speck of dust, and the bedding that had already been made out, Xiao Qing happily closed the door, threw herself on the bed and rolled around twice.

Xia Zhiming leaned over the girl's arms and said helplessly, "Qingxin, you're pressing on me."

"Zhiming, don't talk!"

Xiao Qingxin snorted softly, stretched out her fingertips and pressed him back into her arms - she was going home to sleep today, so what was wrong with being happy for a while.

Seeing her look like a young swallow returning to its nest, Xia Zhiming licked her fingertips with his tongue, then shrank back into her arms, wagging his tail, and didn't intend to say anything more.

Even though he and Qingxin have been in heaven for eight hundred years, and even though the world has undergone tremendous changes.

In fact, in their perception, they stayed in heaven for less than two years, and the time they spent playing in the mortal world was even longer than that. During this period, they also went home to visit from time to time. They didn't know what the little girl was happy about.

However, since the girl missed her home so much, Xia Zhiming rubbed the girl's soft and tender skin, and fell asleep after thinking for a while.

Noticing his actions, Xiao Qing was stunned for a moment and then nodded with satisfaction. With a thought, she turned the clothes on her body into a hair bun, opened the quilt, and got into the bed with the white snake.

Lying on the bed, looking at the faint moonlight shining into the room through the window paper and smelling the familiar milky scent at the tip of her nose, Xiao Qingxin slowly closed her eyes.

————————Dream————————

Silent all night.

The next day, when Xiao Qingxin brought Xia Zhiming to a quiet Zen room, they pushed the door open and saw Bodhi Patriarch's gentle gaze that had remained the same for a thousand years, and Qingyun, who was standing beside him with a happy face.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Qingxin naturally jumped into the master's arms and rubbed against him, saying in a baby voice: "Master, I miss you so much~"

Patriarch Bodhi narrowed his kind eyes into a slit, reached out and touched her head, and his white-haired face showed an expression of pity that could not be hidden.

On the girl's shoulder, Xia Zhiming saw that his master rarely showed his true feelings, so he stammered but did not disturb this warm moment.

After a while, when the girl raised her head from her master's arms with a slightly red face, Xia Zhiming also tried to poke his head out and said, "Master, I miss you too."

Patriarch Bodhi paused with his smile, raised his hand and slapped him hard, knocking back the white snake that was ruining the atmosphere.

"Puchi~" - This is Xiao Qingxin.

"Puchi~" - this is Qingyun.

In the quiet room, with Xia Zhiming's deliberately cute words, the warmth of the long-awaited reunion instantly turned into joy.

After they finished laughing, Patriarch Bodhi stroked his beard and asked with a smile, "Zhiming, why are you so well-behaved today?"

"Master, I'm here to apologize."

"What crime have you committed?"

"Because the master asked Wukong to switch to another sect, the monkey drank to drown his sorrows and shed tears all day long..." Xia Zhiming glanced at his master.

Patriarch Bodhi noticed his little movement, raised his whisk, shook his head and sighed, "I already know about this matter. How did you comfort him?"

"Then I told him that you visit him every year, Master."

Patriarch Bodhi opened his kind eyes and said, "Hmm?"

Xia Zhiming shrank his neck: "Now the monkey is in a good mood..."

Hearing his words, Patriarch Bodhi blew his beard and raised his hand, with lightning flashing in his palm!

Boom!!! —Purple thunder that hurts!

Boom! ——Golden Thunder felt a bit painful.

Boom! — A thunderbolt that didn’t hurt, but only caused numbness.

In the quiet room, under Qingyun's gaze, who covered his face and pretended to block the view, three flashes of lightning appeared, and Xia Zhiming drooped on Qingxin's shoulder with his tail twitching.

Seeing his obedient appearance without any resistance, Patriarch Bodhi sighed helplessly, dissipated the majestic light in his palm, shook his head and sighed: "Monkeys are free by nature and will eventually go to Lingshan. Why keep them tied down..."

Xia Zhiming spat out his tongue and didn't dare to respond.

The sage said: Keep secrets for the respected, keep secrets for the close, and keep secrets for the wise.

When he told this to Monkey, he had already prepared himself to go back to Sanxing Cave and get beaten. Now that his master had fired three divine thunders, each one lighter than the last, he had already softened his heart.

Beside him, Qingyun lowered his face-covering hands, blinked, and asked curiously, "Qingxin, is the monkey about to come out?"

"Yes."

Xiao Qingxin nodded and said obediently: "Zhiming promised you before that he would take you out to play after Wukong came out. Do you still want to go now?"

Qingyun clapped his hands in surprise: "Yes! Of course I will go!"

He had been waiting for this day for five hundred years, so how could he not go?

After the surprise, Qingyun thought of Patriarch Bodhi beside him. He quickly knelt up, tugged at his master's sleeve, and begged tearfully, "Master, can you please let me go see the monkey too?"

Looking at Qingyun, who acted like a little girl, Xiao Qingxin covered her lips and chuckled softly. Patriarch Bodhi was also a little helpless and nodded, saying: "Forget it, go ahead."

Qingyun: "Great!"

Xia Zhiming poked his head out when he heard the noise: "That's forbidden!"

After saying this, Xia Zhiming looked at Qing Xin Qing Yun, who was looking at him with a puzzled expression, and then looked at Bodhi Patriarch, who was stroking his beard and smiling. After a moment of thought, he said, "Master, there is no one to serve you."

Across from him, Patriarch Bodhi shook his head and smiled, "There's no problem with this."

"Master, did you know that Qingxin now has a disciple?"

"Nature knows."

Xia Zhiming asked tentatively: "How about we send her over here to serve Master for a while?"

"Don't disturb the disciples in the cave from their meditation."

"Ok."

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Chapter 195: Their respective gentle places

In the quiet room——

Hearing what Patriarch Bodhi said, Xia Zhiming spat out his snake tongue and was speechless for a moment. He really didn't expect that even his master didn't want to accept the little fox.

At the side, Qingyun blinked curiously and asked, "Qingxin, how pretty is your vixen disciple?"

"If this is the case..."

Xiao Qing pondered for a moment, not knowing how to describe it.

Xia Zhiming interrupted with a snarl in his voice, "In terms of beauty, she's just as beautiful as you, but she's even more charming and softer than you."

Qingyun seemed to be thinking about this. After thinking for a while, he shook his head and said, "Then don't let her come over. Some disciples in the cave are embarrassed to see me. Some even wrote love poems to me before."

"male?"

"male."

"Does he know you're a man?"

Qingyun gritted his teeth and said with shame and indignation: "What do you think?"