You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

The fairies surrounded the man and the snake and showed their courtesy for a long time. When Qingxin was really embarrassed and at a loss, she smiled and called on her sisters to play music and dance together.

Seeing that they had played enough, Xia Zhiming, who heard the music, also crawled out from Qingxin's arms. The man and the snake looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief, then burst out laughing.

A group of fairies as pretty as flowers came up with their sweet fragrance and soft jade, coaxing people like three-year-old children in sweet voices. I don’t know whether they were happy or not, but it was very embarrassing.

At this moment, a monkey wearing a monk's robe and holding a bowl in one hand suddenly swaggered in from outside the mansion, shouting loudly: "White Snake! Come out and get beaten by me, Sun!"

Before he finished speaking, everyone in the palace looked at him. Putting aside the man and the snake, the fairies were not afraid of him at all. They smiled and said:

"Ah, it's the Monkey King~!"

"Great Sage, are you out?"

"The Great Sage hasn't arrived in years, yet he's still so anxious."

……

The fairies surrounded Sun Wukong, calling him "Great Sage" non-stop. Suddenly, Sun Wukong was no longer able to handle them and waved their hands impatiently, "Go! Go! Go! Go away!"

After saying that, Sun Wukong neither pushed nor made things difficult for them. He jumped directly in front of Qingxin and knocked the bowl on the table casually.

Bang! ! !

With a loud bang, the porcelain bowl suddenly exploded. Sun Wukong, who was about to take out the Ruyi Jingu Bang, was stunned where he stood - how would he explain when he returned that the bowl was gone!

Seeing this, Qing Xin tilted his head and asked in confusion, "Wukong? You finally got out, why are you bringing a bowl to my house and throwing it at me?"

"Qingxin, you don't understand this, right? This is called 'broken peace'." Xia Zhiming poked his head out and teased: "Great Sage, you are so thoughtful. Thank you very much."

Hearing his sarcastic words, Sun Wukong was immediately furious and shouted, "White Snake, compensate me for my alms bowl!"

Xia Zhiming immediately laughed and said, "No, Monkey, you came to my house and smashed the bowl, and you still want me to pay you back, right? How can that be justified?"

Sun Wukong didn't care about that. He laughed angrily and said, "You white snake, you actually exposed my shortcomings behind my back, and you didn't let me come to you to find trouble, right?"

After saying this, the monkey, feeling increasingly unhappy, immediately took out his golden cudgel and slammed it hard on the ground.

Boom!!! Boom! — The Spiritual Official’s Palace vibrates!

In the hall, the fairies who were watching the show were unable to stand steadily for a moment, swaying left and right as they supported each other, causing the fruits and vegetables around Qingxin to fall to the ground.

"Wukong, stop it," Qingxin said soothingly, then asked helplessly, "So, what's going on?"

When she asked this, Sun Wukong was immediately furious and jumped right up to her to complain: "I had just left the Five Elements Mountain and hadn't even landed on my feet when I heard the pilgrim call me Bima Wen. He also said it was a white-haired immortal who said that my name was Bima Wen."

Qingxin rolled her eyes and tried to cover up: "There are many white-haired gods in heaven. Maybe someone else said it."

Sun Wukong didn't believe it at all. He pointed at the white snake hunched over her shoulder and sneered, "There are many white-haired immortals, but none deserve a beating more than him! It's just right that today we can settle old scores together!"

The fairies couldn't help but laugh when they heard this: "Pfft!"

Qingxin was speechless for a moment - she actually felt that what Monkey said made sense, and it was really him who did it!

Thinking of this, the girl raised her hand and tapped the white snake's head on her shoulder lightly, saying helplessly: "Forget it, you two go out and make trouble."

Seeing that she was finally willing to let the snake go, Sun Wukong would no longer hold back. He raised the golden cudgel in his hand horizontally and stabbed the snake's head hard - he who strikes first is the strongest, and he who strikes later will suffer!

Seeing the huge stick as thick as a bowl poking at his face, Xia Zhiming made a quick decision, transformed back into human form and appeared next to it to avoid the stick that would surely be extremely painful. His body turned into golden light and was about to escape out of the mansion.

The monkey was not willing to give up after gaining the upper hand. He did a backflip with his golden cudgel, and adjusted the direction in the air flexibly. The golden cudgel also grew longer, and chased the tail of the golden light, and smashed it directly towards the door with a chop stick!

Boom! ! !

Under the stunned gaze of the fairies, the hall of the Lingguan Mansion, along with the door beams and thresholds, were instantly smashed to pieces by the golden hoop.

However, despite the huge noise, Sun Wukong, who had hit nothing, had no intention of stopping. He used the force to leap and flew out directly after the golden light.

At the original spot, the fairies quickly came to Qingxin and tried to calm her down, but they saw that the girl just took out a glass cup from her sleeve and drank tea by herself.

Seeing this, the fairies breathed a sigh of relief. After looking at each other, they asked tentatively, "Master Lingguan, is your husband okay?"

Qing Xin tilted her head: "What could happen to him?"

"That's the Monkey King..."

"It's just a joke."

Qingxin waved her hand nonchalantly. She knew very well that this snake and the monkey had fought in dreams for many years, so this little scene was nothing.

Hearing her words, the fairies looked back at the tragic scene at the door and couldn't help but stare at each other - is this considered a small scene?

My dear, aren't you too bold?

……

the other side--

In the magnificent heavenly palace, Xia Zhiming and Sun Wukong were chasing each other, and soon they came to the grass beside the Milky Way and stood still.

Xia Zhiming, holding the ruler in his hand, cheerfully challenged, "You're such a good horse keeper! Today I'll make sure you never come back."

Across from him, Sun Wukong pointed his golden cudgel and shouted, "My dear Queen, don't run away today. Let's settle the score for the past five hundred years!"

After he finished speaking, the monkey swung up the stick and hit Xia Zhiming on the head. Xia Zhiming also swung out the ruler and hit him on the head. The monkey and the snake started fighting each other. It was really revenge for revenge and grievance for grievance. Neither side tried to hide. Then they saw -

The golden cudgel dances in the wind, and the green ruler follows your wishes.

On one side, there was a violent smash, and on the other side, there was a headlock and a bang.

One is indestructible like diamond, the other is indistinguishable from birth and death.

The monkey was hit so hard that it screamed, and the snake was hit so hard that it kept silent.

A snake and a monkey fought back and forth, both gritting their teeth and holding on. Neither of the two brothers wanted to admit defeat first.

The two sides fought for dozens of rounds, which had already alarmed the Tianhe garrison commander. The general just stepped forward and was about to yell when he saw a monkey holding an iron rod. He immediately shut up and did not dare to step forward to stop them. He could only rush to Lingxu Palace to meet the emperor.

……

In the Lingxu Palace, the Jade Emperor was leisurely listening to a tune and tapping his hands on the table, when he suddenly saw the Tianhe Guard rush into the palace, bowing in panic and saying, "Your Majesty! Something terrible has happened!"

The Great Celestial Venerable raised his hand to have the fairies stop playing music, and sighed helplessly: "Speaking of which... what is it?"

"Your Majesty, forgive me."

The general clasped his fists in shame and said, "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, has somehow escaped and is now battling the guardian spirits of Lihentian in the Tianhe River. I wish to stop them, but my magical powers are too low, so I can only come to the emperor to seek his help."

Upon hearing this, the Great Celestial Venerable raised his eyebrows and called out, "Come here."

Outside the hall, Wang Shan, the chief of the five hundred spiritual officials and the Grand Spiritual Official of Dutian, walked in and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, what are your commands?"

"Go to the Milky Way and capture that naughty monkey and the little snake."

"Your Majesty, this..."

"Ok?"

"Wei Chen takes orders!"

Chapter 203 Tang Monk: I feel so miserable!

In Lingxu Palace, Wang Lingguan followed the order and arrived at the edge of the Milky Way in a moment. He saw a snake and a monkey in a stalemate, both of them muttering non-stop.

"hiss……"

Xia Zhiming took a breath and sneered, "Bimawen, did you not eat today?"

"Ouch~!"

Sun Wukong howled, clenched his fist and sneered: "My Queen, your little wooden stick is really ridiculous!"

After they finished speaking, the two men started fighting again in the blink of an eye. The rulers and sticks did not interfere with each other. One hit the other and the other screamed, and one hit the other and the other remained silent. The scene was like a slap in the face, extremely brutal but without causing much noise.

Seeing this scene, Wang Lingguan really didn't want to intervene, but because the emperor's order was difficult to disobey, he could only draw the steel whip at his waist, knock away the ruler, tie up the golden hoop stick, and shout at the two men in a deep voice: "How dare you! His Majesty has ordered! Surrender now!"

In the arena, the monkey and the snake had naturally noticed the newcomer long ago. After being interrupted, they tacitly linked their arms around each other's shoulders and forced a smile through gritted teeth, saying, "It's just a sparring match! A sparring match!"

Wang Lingguan heaved a sigh of relief immediately, and was about to release the steel whip to tell them to go back and see the emperor, but he saw the ruler that he had knocked away turned into light and flew back, arriving in an instant!

Boom!!! A good monkey head!

Aw!!! A miserable monkey cry!

Caught off guard by a sneak attack, Sun Wukong couldn't stand the injustice. He drew back his golden cudgel and jumped three feet high, holding it upright and ready to strike, yelling, "White Snake!!! I'll beat you to death!"

Xia Zhiming took a step back to avoid it and said happily: "Monkey, you can't blame me for this. The ruler I threw out hasn't finished hitting me yet, it will definitely come back."

"I, Old Sun, don't believe your nonsense! Let me smash it back!"

"Hey, you can't hit~"

"!!!"

……

By the Milky Way, a snake and a monkey started fighting again, but this time Xia Zhiming did not attack them. He just used illusion to dodge left and right, refusing to be beaten.

After a moment, Wang Lingguan glanced at the monkeys jumping up and down in the field, looked at Xia Zhiming who was smiling and bowing beside him, and said helplessly: "Stop making trouble. Come back with me to see His Majesty first."

Xia Zhiming nodded, thought for a moment, and then shouted, "Monkey! How long have we been fighting?"

Sun Wukong was startled when he heard this. He jumped in front of him, patted his chest, and said jokingly, "You've only held on for half an hour. Queen, are you feeling weak?"

"Oh~"

Xia Zhiming acted as if he had suddenly realized something and asked curiously, "So, I think half a month has passed in the human world, right? Monkey, will your master starve to death?"

"Ah!!!" Sun Wukong was shocked when he heard this, scratching his head and saying anxiously: "White Snake! You've made a big mistake!!!"

After saying that, Sun Wukong turned around and was about to escape, but Xia Zhiming raised his hand and grabbed his monk robe.

"Monkey, it's been so long, it doesn't matter if you wait a little longer. Come with me to see the Jade Emperor first."

"How can I, Old Sun, have the time for this?"

"Trust me, how can a grown man starve to death in the mountains?

At this point, Xia Zhiming laughed and teased, "Besides, how are you going to explain yourself if you go back empty-handed? Can you bear to be scolded?"

"That...that's better than being dead."

Sun Wukong knew he was in the wrong, so he said something stubbornly, then rolled his eyes twice and said flatteringly with a smile: "White Snake, you have a lot of clever ideas. Come up with an idea that won't get you scolded."

"What's the benefit?"

"You're interrupting my work, and you're still asking me, Old Sun, for a favor?"

"Forget it. I'm too lazy to argue with you."

Xia Zhiming waved his hand, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I remember Tang Sanzang's horse was eaten by a monster. You and I will go to see the Jade Emperor first so that Wang Lingguan can have an explanation. You can also ask the Great Heavenly Venerable for a celestial horse. Wouldn't it be easier to explain it when you return to report to the master?"

Next to him, Wang Lingguan patted his shoulder with a smile on his face when he heard this - this guy is reliable.

"That makes sense! That makes sense!" Sun Wukong nodded repeatedly and urged, "Hurry up! Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to go back."

After saying that, the monkey fell down and disappeared on the spot.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming and Wang Lingguan looked at each other, chuckled, followed the monkey with the Bagua steps, and arrived in front of Lingxu Palace in an instant.

After Wang Lingguan reported, Xia Zhiming and Sun Wukong naturally entered the Lingxu Hall and saw the Great Heavenly Venerable sitting behind the incense table.

Xia Zhiming bowed and said, "Greetings, Great Celestial Lord."

Sun Wukong also sang a big promise: "Old official, I am honored to meet you."

The Great Celestial Venerable was used to them not bowing before the Emperor. He raised his hand and asked, "Tell me, why are you fighting?"

Sun Wukong quickly stood up and said, "Old sir, I, Sun Wukong, escorted Tang Monk to the West to obtain the scriptures. Now I have entered the Buddhist order. Today I went to heaven to beg for alms and play with my old friend. I didn't mean to disturb the throne of the Heavenly Lord. Please don't blame me."

Xia Zhiming's pupils widened: "You monkey can actually speak normally?"

The Great Heavenly Venerable was also interested when he heard this, and asked with a smile: "You naughty monkey, why are you so polite today?"

"Hey~" Sun Wukong rolled up his sleeves, put one hand on his waist and said helplessly: "A day in heaven is a year on earth. I have only been in heaven for half an hour. Now I don't know how to report this to my master when I return. That's why I came here to make a petition. I humbly beg the Heavenly Lord to show mercy and grant me a celestial horse so that I can return to report to my master."

The Great Celestial Venerable smiled and waved his hand, saying, "Alright, go down quickly."

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Sun Wukong bowed as if he had been pardoned, and quickly jumped up and went to the Imperial Stables as if he was familiar with the route.

Xia Zhiming looked at the Great Celestial Lord behind the incense table. After a moment's thought, he asked tentatively, "Your Majesty, shall I go down too?"

The Great Celestial Venerable raised his eyebrows and pointed at the incense table in front of him: "Little Snake, come and make me a pot of tea."

Xia Zhiming was startled when he heard this. He took out a cup of fragrant tea from his sleeve and offered it to the Great Heavenly Venerable. After the Great Heavenly Venerable casually picked up the cup, he whispered, "Your Majesty, don't worry. I will take good care of Yang Chan."

"Go down now."