You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

Zhu Ganglie's face flushed when he heard this, and he angrily cursed, "You're a monkey with no ivory in your mouth, Bi Ma Wen. I don't know how many of us were implicated when you got into trouble back then, and now you're bullying us again. Don't be so rude, or I'll give you a smack!"

After saying that, Zhu Ganglie raised his spiked rake and hit the monkey on the head. The monkey was not to be outdone and raised his iron rod to meet him, hoping to kill him.

The Monkey King’s golden eyes are like lightning, and the old pig’s eyes are like silver flowers.

One is the Great Sage coming to the earth, and the other is the Marshal descending to heaven.

The golden cudgel and the nine-toothed palladium are two heroes worthy of praise.

The stick comes like a phoenix flying through flowers, and the palladium goes like a dragon extending its claws.

This one scolded: "You bully women and you deserve to be beaten!"

This one scolded: "You should be punished even more for taking advantage of your power and being violent!"

As the two fought, the birds and beasts in the forest trembled with fear, and the insects dared not make a sound, but the man and the snake watched with great interest.

After they had fought for dozens of rounds, Xiao Qingxin tilted her head and asked doubtfully, "Zhiming, they're not really going to fight to the death, are they?"

Xia Zhiming wagged his tail at the girl's shoulder and said with a smile, "Supernatural powers are useless. There's no point in deciding life or death. Just let them fight."

Hearing him say this, Xiao Qingxin thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.

At this moment, a new development occurred on the battlefield. Zhu Ganglie swept across with his rake, forcing Sun Wukong back breathlessly. He grumbled and cursed, "You rascal, I remember when you caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you were suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain. Now you've been forgotten for a long time. Why do you come here to bully me? Did my father-in-law ask you to come?"

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong thrust his iron rod into the ground and asked with a chuckle, "Your father-in-law? Could it be Old Man Gao from Gao Village?"

"Really?" Zhu Ganglie was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise, "What ability does he have to ask you to capture me?"

"Pooh!"

Sun Wukong spat and cursed, "Your father-in-law can't invite me. That old man Gao is such an ungrateful person. Don't lump me in with him."

"Then why did you hit me, you rascal?"

Zhu Ganglie stamped his foot and said angrily, "Old Pig, I've been enlightened by the Bodhisattva in recent years and have turned over a new leaf. I originally wanted to be a live-in son-in-law and live a more peaceful life, but my father-in-law doesn't like me. Fortunately, my beloved wife has never left me and has retired to the mountains with me. I don't think I've done anything evil again. I wonder how I've offended my enemies again?"

Seeing him so angry, Sun Wukong scratched his head and felt a little annoyed for a moment. He simply wanted to find an excuse to escape from Qingxin, but he happened to be bumped into by this unlucky pig head. This was really his fault.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, put away his iron rod, jumped onto a nearby tree, waved his hand and laughed, "It's because I, Sun Wukong, have recently turned from evil to good and converted to Buddhism. I happened to be passing by Gaozhuang and heard that there were ghosts patrolling the mountains, so I came to help people get rid of them. Unfortunately, I ran into you, an unlucky guy."

Across from him, Zhu Ganglie didn't believe it at all. He looked up at the monkey in the tree and cursed, "I've lived in these mountains for hundreds of years. I've never heard of any ghosts or monsters. You're just here to cause trouble."

Sun Wukong was delighted to hear this and said, "I've heard there's a pair of male and female ghosts on the mountain. They've taken over the bamboo forest and the pond. The female ghost has the ability to immobilize people, and the male ghost has white hair and bloodshot eyes and can devour people's essence. Any woodcutter who sees them will suffer from impotence and kidney deficiency."

Hearing what he said, Xia Zhiming and Qingxin looked at each other and tilted their heads - why... does it feel like he is talking about them?

At this time, Sun Wukong clapped his hands and said happily: "I came to the mountain last night and saw a house in the bamboo forest. Without saying a word, I turned into a mosquito and flew in secretly. Guess what happened?"

Zhu Ganglie's eyes were dull, he swallowed, raised his hand and muttered: "Monkey, behind you..."

Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard this. He thought he was trying to scare him, but suddenly he felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end. He turned around and saw -

Behind him, Xiao Qingxin, holding the Qingping Sword, asked shyly, "Wukong, what's going on?"

Xia Zhiming spat out his snake tongue on the girl's shoulder and said happily: "Girl, beat him up!"

"Wait, wait, wait, I, Old Sun, didn't even see what was going on in the room before the White Snake sent me to Fangcun Mountain. If you don't believe me, ask him!"

"Goku, don't run!!!"

"But I, Old Sun, am truly wronged!"

Chapter 217 Are you angry?

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! — the sword kept chirping.

"Monkey, don't run!"

"I'm not stupid!"

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In the forest, Xiao Qingxin blushed and chased the monkey in front of her with the Qingping sword.

On the girl's shoulder, Xia Zhiming happily watched the monkey jumping up and down, and the few monkey hairs that were pulled out from time to time by the sword energy. He felt very relaxed.

As the saying goes, there is always someone stronger than you. If you want to beat up a monkey, you have to find someone he is unwilling to fight back against.

Behind them, Zhu Ganglie saw that the monkey had finally eaten his fill, so he held his stomach and laughed out loud, watching the show with a swagger.

After a long time, when Xiao Qingxin could no longer run and was panting while leaning on the magic sword, Xia Zhiming turned back into human form, reached out to pick up the little girl and wipe the sweat off her face.

At this moment, the monkey hiding in the tree laughed, jumped down from the tree, shook himself, picked up the monkey hair on the ground, and said jokingly: "I didn't see anything you said. Besides, it's not a big deal. When you two make a little snake, I, Sun Wukong, can help you ****. What are you embarrassed about?"

"snort#!"

Xiao Qingxin blushed and buried her head in her lover's arms, not wanting to pay any attention to him at all.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming rubbed her head, looked at the monkey whose monk robe was torn into strips, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't provoke her anymore, why don't you look at the time now."

Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard this. After rolling his eyes, he recalled his master waiting for his letter at Gao Village. He slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Oh no! I've missed the important matter! I'll be leaving first. I'll talk to you again after I help Tang Sanzang retrieve the scriptures!"

After saying this, the monkey was not willing to stay any longer. He simply put his hands together and bowed to everyone, then somersaulted and disappeared into the forest in an instant.

At this time, Xia Zhiming didn't care about the escaping golden light. Instead, he held the little girl and looked back at Zhu Ganglie, only to see that he had indeed stayed where he was.

"The pilgrim you've been waiting for has arrived. What are your plans?"

"I really didn't expect that they would come so soon." Zhu Ganglie smiled bitterly.

He actually knew that the pilgrim would return sooner or later, so he had been making preparations, whether it was passing on the Golden Elixir Method to his wife, or going out early and returning late every day to save money, all in order to save more for the family.

However, his young wife was still weak, so how could he leave with peace of mind, and how could he bear to talk about this with her?

Seeing this, Zhu Ganglie sighed helplessly: "It's really beyond our control."

Upon hearing this, Xia Zhiming rolled his eyes and smiled, "I'll give you an idea. No matter what the outcome, it will let your wife know your difficulties, and you can also give an explanation to the Buddha. What do you think?"

"My friend, if you have any ideas, please share them."

"That pilgrim is a virtuous man who has lived ten generations. He is naturally intelligent and wise. If an ordinary person eats a piece of his flesh, they will prolong their life and achieve immortality."

At this point, Xia Zhiming smiled and said, "Old Pig, go capture him. Explain your situation to him and your wife. Ask him for a piece of Buddha meat for your wife, and see what he will do."

In his arms, Xiao Qingxin heard this, raised her head and pulled his ear with a strange look in her eyes.

Across from him, Zhu Ganglie heard this and after a moment's thought asked in confusion, "How come I didn't know that the flesh of a man who has done good deeds for ten generations can have such an effect?"

"Because I made this up on purpose."

"????"

"Zhiming, bad~!"

"Qingxin, be good."

……

In Fuling Mountain, Xia Zhiming's instigation is still continuing, which we will skip for now.

On the other side, Tang Sanzang and Gao Taigong talked about the past and present, and stayed awake all night. He waited for his disciple to return for a long time, and although he was puzzled, he was not too worried.

There was no way. The monkey boasted too hard about his glorious deeds along the way, such as fighting against 100,000 heavenly soldiers alone, challenging the five true gods alone, being invulnerable to the swords and knives of immortals, being untouched by the thunder and fire of gods, and even leisurely drinking a little wine in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.

In addition, along the way, the master and his apprentice were not afraid of bandits and thieves, and wolves, insects, tigers and leopards could not get close to them. They had not experienced any setbacks, so they became more carefree without realizing it.

By noon, Master Gao could no longer hold on and was about to get up to say goodbye to Tang Sanzang and go to rest, but he suddenly saw a flash of golden light in front of him, and saw Sun Wukong standing in front of them, wearing a tattered cloth robe and with a gloomy face.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang immediately stood up and asked hurriedly: "Wukong, were you injured on this trip?"

"No no!"

"Then why are you so embarrassed?"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately thought of something and instantly jumped in front of Gao Taigong, grabbed his collar and shouted: "Which bastard is spreading rumors and making things difficult for me?"

Gao Taigong had never seen such a ruthless person before. He immediately panicked and screamed: "Elder! Elder! Help! Help!"

Tang Sanzang raised his hand to stop him: "Wukong, don't be impatient. Explain the reason first so that we can distinguish right from wrong."

"Master, you don't know," Sun Wukong pushed Gao Taigong over, picked up the teacup on the table and jumped onto the chair next to him. After moistening his throat, he waved his hand and said:

"There aren't any ghosts on Fuling Mountain. It's just the White Snake couple who live there in seclusion. I, Sun Yat-sen, broke into their house at night, and the White Snake, without any courtesy, threw me into the Saint's cave without my knowledge. I almost broke into the Saint's quilt, and when I came back, I got a good beating from Qingxin. They almost plucked all my hair out."

At this point, Sun Wukong tore off the cloth strips on his body and pulled out a piece of monkey hair to transform it into a new set of clothes. Then Tang Sanzang handed him a few pieces of plain cakes and asked with a smile: "With your temper, is there anyone who can control you?"

"Hehe, I, Old Sun, am not giving in to her."

Tang Sanzang nodded, unsurprised. He looked at the puzzled Gao Taigong beside him, explained to him, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile, "The mountain is magical if there are immortals. Taigong, please tell everyone about it, so that a good thing will not turn into a bad thing."

Hearing this, Gao Taigong bowed and said, "That's right, that's right."

Next to him, Sun Wukong, who was munching on a vegetarian cake, rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Speaking of which, I met your son-in-law today and asked him about his family background. Guess what happened?"

"Your son-in-law is Marshal Tianpeng from Heaven who has descended to Earth. He once commanded a hundred thousand naval forces in Tianhe. I, Sun Quan, also met him when I was an official in Heaven. It was only because that fool violated the rules of Heaven and was mistakenly reborn as a pig that you were able to meet him."

"You old man, why don't you keep this chance to be with me? Instead, you keep pushing it away..."

At this point, Sun Wukong looked at the plain cake in his hand, thought for a moment, and then said nothing harsh. He smiled and said, "However, your little daughter is very virtuous. This good marriage sent by heaven has not been wasted."

After saying this, Tang Sanzang exchanged a glance with Grandpa Gao, only to see that Grandpa Gao was pale and clearly traumatized. After a moment's thought, he consoled him, "Fortunately, your daughter is no longer in danger of death."

"me……"

"Master, you underestimate the gods. Even if they are demoted, as long as they are willing to swallow their pride, extending their lifespan is just a matter of asking for help."

"This this……"

"Old man! Wukong, come and help! He has passed out."

"okay!"

Chapter 218 Killing Someone by Surprise

In Gao Village, Tang Monk and his disciples were in a panic and tried to wake up Gao Taigong, who was regretting his actions.

After another round of discussion, the master and disciple also agreed with the regretful Grandpa Gao to take a day off and set off westward tomorrow.

Soon, the sun rose in the east and set in the west, and it was dusk again. The master and disciple had their vegetarian meal and went back to their rooms to sleep.

That night--

In the bamboo house in Fuling Mountain, Qingxin and Xia Zhiming finished washing up and were about to go to bed, but suddenly they heard a gust of wind outside the house, which quickly whistled away.

Noticing this, Xia Zhiming, who was in the girl's arms, immediately poked his head out and said happily, "I didn't expect that Lao Zhu would actually go."

"You~"

Qingxin knocked on his head, waited for the white snake to shrink back into her arms, turned off the light with a snap of her fingers, and then lifted the quilt and lay down.

If Zhu Ganglie was out during the day, she might take Baishe with her to relax. But at this time, someone would definitely refuse without hesitation.

……

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The next day, early in the morning——

The spring rain is continuous, and the sound of the raindrops wakes up the young people from their dreams.

When Xiao Qingxin poked her head out of the quilt and looked at the two of herself who had also woken up beside her, the girls blinked and said to themselves:

Xiao Qingxin: "Zhi Ming Ni?"

Qingxin: "Not here."

"Think about it..."

Da Qingxin smoothed the hair by her ear and recalled what happened last night. Suddenly, her eyes lit up. After looking at her two selves, she put away Yuye and Qingshi with a slight thought.

After the girl got up, dressed and washed, she took out the glass cup from her sleeve and took a sip.

A moment later, Xia Zhiming suddenly woke up from his dream, wagging his tail, and landed on the girl's shoulder, saying in surprise: "Qingxin, it's raining."

"Snitch~"

Beside him, Qing Xin gave him a blank look, grabbed his seven-inch wrist and threw him into the basin of water in front of him, and helped the white snake wash its body.

After another busy period, Qingxin pinched a piece of brocade to wipe the water droplets off the scales of the white snake in her arms, patted the back of the white snake in her arms, and waited for it to climb onto her shoulder again. Then she picked up the basin of water with satisfaction and walked towards the door.

Noticing her actions, Xia Zhiming wagged his tail to remove the deception in the house and helped the girl open the door.

At this moment, Sun Wukong suddenly appeared from the horizon on a cloud and landed in front of the man and the snake in an instant.