You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

Xia Zhiming lowered the kitchen knife to a dangerous position: "This should be it."

Nezha squatted down and asked in confusion: "White Snake, you're looking for its stomach! Why are you knocking on its balls?"

"Nothing. I just heard from a doctor that neutered dogs are more peaceful, won't destroy the house, and won't bite people. It's also said to be effective in reducing the tendency to bark. How about we give it a try?"

Having said that, Xia Zhiming's eyes flashed on his handsome face, and the kitchen knife in his hand was eager to try.

Nearby, Nezha and Roaring Sky Dog looked over with horror. Yang Jian stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Okay, stop scaring him. Let the monkey out quickly. I want to make fun of him."

"alright."

Xia Zhiming nodded when he heard this, and accurately cut a gap with the kitchen knife in his hand. He waved at the monkey on the other side of the gap with a surprised look on his face, and said with a smile: "Monkey, are you happy?"

In the boundless void across the gap, Sun Wukong looked at the four faces in front of him that were so familiar that the smile on his face gradually disappeared - it's over, this is embarrassing!

"Tell me, who brought you together?"

"Coincidence, pure coincidence."

"Don't run! Take this stick from me, Old Sun!"

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Chapter 230 Home is gone

With a loud roar from Sun Wukong, he flashed out from the gap and rushed towards Xia Zhiming with a red face!

Dang! —the sound of metal clashing!

In front of the cave, under the astonished gazes of the crowd, Xia Zhiming, holding the ruler in his hand, clashed with the golden hoop stick. Then, in a flash, he flew into the air. With a look of wanting a beating on his face, he leaned over and said with a smile: "Monkey, you were clearly bitten by a dog, why are you taking it out on me?"

"Shhhh!!!" Sun Wukong scratched his cheek and shouted, "Who else but you, a person with nothing to do, would ask the brothers to watch me have fun and watch me fight?"

After he finished speaking, the monkey didn't wait for his reply and immediately jumped into the air and fought with Xia Zhiming. For a while, the sound of metal clashing could be heard.

At the same time, outside the cave, Zhu Bajie watched the two fighting for a while, and suddenly remembered his master who was still starving in the cave. He took out the fruit left for Sanzang from his pocket and buried his head in the cave.

Yang Jian and Nezha didn't care when they saw him leave. They looked at the two people fighting in the sky and nodded in praise.

"Second brother, isn't it said that White Snake doesn't know martial arts? I think he is very good at fighting."

"That might be the monkey's nonsense," Yang Jian said eagerly, "His movements are erratic and his attacks are light and agile. He doesn't look like someone who doesn't know martial arts."

Nezha blinked, puzzled, "I'm clearly walking in a steady and balanced way, using force to defeat cleverness. How can it be considered agile?"

Xia Zhiming poked his head in: "Is there a possibility that it was an illusion?"

Nezha and Yang Jian: "..."

Looking at Xia Zhiming who appeared behind them, the two glanced at the monkey in the sky. After a moment of silence, they said at the same time: "It's really frustrating to fight with you."

Xia Zhiming: "Is there?"

Yang Jian waved his hands helplessly: "I shouldn't have asked you to come here, I'll do it!"

After saying that, Yang Jian, holding the three-pointed, double-edged sword in his hand, turned into a stream of light and crashed directly into the battlefield in the sky. Nezha next to him was not to be outdone. He stepped on the wind-fire wheel and rushed into the formation together. The melee began!

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming was also happy to be free. He snapped his fingers to remove his illusion, glanced at the three figures that kept colliding in the sky, and after confirming that it was just a pure hand-to-hand combat, he quickly lost interest, sat down cross-legged, took out the wine gourd and poured wine for everyone.

After all, he is a wizard. I can't understand why he has to fight hand-to-hand combat even though he is a god. His magical power of killing people with a single glance can be so impressive with just a casual performance. Isn't it much more cool than a cricket fighting in hand-to-hand combat?

The battle lasted for a long time, until the sun set and night fell, the trio finally gathered in front of the nameless cave and drank in silence.

After a while, Yang Jian watched the monkey opposite him chug another glass of wine, then he laughed heartily and said, "This time, I drank one less glass than both of you, so should I be considered the winner?"

The last time the four of them got together, Yang Jian was accidentally tricked by the monkey and lost a game. This time he finally got his revenge.

However, the monkey on the other side would definitely not accept this and shouted, "You two are fighting me together, your victory is not fair!"

Nezha nodded upon hearing this: "It's clearly just a chaotic fight. That's not what you said when you took advantage last time."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "How about we call it a draw this time?"

"You wish!" x2

……

Elsewhere, Xia Zhiming sipped his drink, happily listening to the three bickering. Suddenly, he heard Tang Sanzang beside him murmur softly, "Good! I thought Wukong, with his mischievousness, would have taught him a lot of drinking buddies. I never imagined their friendship would be so deep. It's truly rare."

Hearing his words, Xia Zhiming shrugged and said he didn't agree or disagree. Among all the people present, Yang Jian was the best to Monkey King. Even he felt inferior to him. How could they be compared to just drinking buddies?

However, Xia Zhiming did not refute it. After a moment's thought, he turned around and smiled, "Don't worry, most of Monkey's friends live in Xiniu Hezhou. He hasn't met anyone since he left the mountains. You should have a chance to meet them in the future."

After saying that, Xia Zhiming looked at the sky, raised his hand to set a table full of food and drinks for the few people, stood up and said to the others: "It's getting late, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore, I have to go back to accompany my wife."

Hearing his words, everyone chuckled. Knowing that he was worried about something, they naturally didn't stay any longer and stood up to raise their glasses to say goodbye.

Xia Zhiming picked up the wine glass casually, drank the wine in the glass, then opened a gap, stepped into it, and disappeared from here.

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Fangcun Mountain——

Time goes back to a quarter of an hour ago.

At nightfall, Xiao Qingxin led the little fox to the backyard. Looking at the two cleaned bedrooms, she thought for a moment before leading her to her own boudoir and asked softly, "Since Zhiming is not here, why don't you stay in the next room with me for one night?"

"I...I'll listen to Sister Qingxin..."

The little fox's eyes lit up when he heard that. He responded weakly and followed her into the room.

Seeing that she agreed so easily, Xiao Qingxin immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Without further explanation, she pulled out a bathtub from under the bed, filled it with warm water with a light touch of her jade fingers, turned around and called her to take a bath.

There are three rooms in the backyard of Sanxing Cave, one for the master and one for her, and the remaining one naturally belongs to Qingyun.

She didn't plan to stay long this time when she returned home. Since Xia Zhiming was not at home, she let the little fox live with her so that she wouldn't have to move into someone else's room.

At this time, the little fox also lit the green lamp in the room. When he heard the call, he turned around and looked. Suddenly, he felt his pupils tremble and his breathing stopped.

Sensing her change, Xiao Qing leisurely hung up his Taoist robe. He looked at the shocked little fox with some confusion. Following her gaze, he saw that he was now wearing pure white: a bellyband, underwear, and white stockings, all made of semi-transparent silk...

Seeing this, Xiao Qingxin reacted immediately. In a flash, she transformed the remaining clothes into a belt to tie up her hair. Then, pretending to be calm, she asked, "What's wrong?"

"Sister Qingxin, do you usually dress like this?"

"Well, he likes it very much..."

"!!!"

Boom! — Steam exploded above the little fox's head!

Looking at his disciple blushing, Xiao Qingxin's eyes turned, and he took out a piece of cloud brocade from his Taoist robe and handed it to him, saying softly: "Ordinary clothes can't be that comfortable, so I just give you a piece of cloud brocade. You can try it later."

Seeing her so calm, a question mark popped up on the little fox's head. He suspected that he was making too much of a fuss. After thinking about it, he took off his Taoist robe, inner clothes, underwear, underwear, and socks. In an instant, he was exposed to the spring scenery, which made Xiao Qingxin stare at him.

Soon, as the two little girls spoke frankly to each other, Xiao Qingxin recalled her purpose and stuffed Yunjin into her disciple's arms again, and said in a gentle and persuasive manner: "Give it a try?"

The little fox nodded somewhat naively, and following her instruction, wrapped a semi-transparent tight-fitting white silk undergarment around her delicate body.

Xiaoqing nodded with satisfaction: "How is it? Isn't it beautiful?"

The little fox's face flushed red: "No... shameless!"

"If you want it to look better, you can tie a leg ring here."

Xiao Qingxin ignored her disciple's words. She was so determined to drag her into the water that she didn't care about shame at all. She seriously taught her how to tie a lace leg ring on her thigh.

Looking at the little fox in front of him, who was even more arrogant than himself, Qingxin studied him for a moment and then said, "Also, your fox tail and ears can be exposed on weekdays."

The little fox didn't care about being embarrassed and shook his head repeatedly, saying: "Everyone doesn't like monsters... I will be hated..."

"no?"

Xiaoqing suddenly thought about it and put on cat ears and a tail. She tilted her head and asked in confusion, "Zhiming really likes me wearing this. What's wrong with that?"

Looking at the adorable little Qingxin in front of him, and the way her tail swayed skillfully and almost captivatingly, the little fox was momentarily distracted and nodded blankly, saying, "It's indeed very beautiful..."

After that, the little fox also let out its tail and ears, imitating its master's example by shaking the tip of its tail and flicking its ears. Its face flushed shyly as it whispered, "Sister Qingxin, does it... look good?"

Xiao Qingxin nodded blankly: "It looks good..."

Xia Zhiming also leaned over and said, "It's really beautiful and cool. Also, can you tell me what you are doing?"

Xiao Qingxin: "!!!"

Little Fox "!!!"

Xia Zhiming walked out of the gap, looked at the spring scenery in the room, and said with some doubt in his life: "Don't tell me, I've only been out for a day and my home is gone?"

"Zhiming, it's not what you think!"

"Brother Zhiming, I...I didn't!"

Chapter 231 The Fun of Immortals, You Can’t Imagine

In the bedroom, Xia Zhiming looked at the two little lolita girls with animal ears who were almost crying with embarrassment. He leaned over and asked with a smile: "So what's the situation now?"

Seeing him asking, little Qingxin and little fox dared not hide any thoughts, and started talking about the whole story, and by the way, exposed Qingxin's dark intention of dragging his disciple into the trap, in return, little fox looked incredulous, as if the sky was falling.

Unfortunately, Xia Zhiming himself did not listen carefully. His eyes followed their wagging tails the whole time, and occasionally his gaze was drawn away by the little foxes' clothes.

But good times are always extremely short.

As Xiao Qingxin gradually noticed his wandering gaze, she retracted her ears and tail, and slapped the little fox's demon body with a palm. Someone finally withdrew his gaze with regret and met their eyes again.

Seeing this, Xiao Qingxin couldn't help but stand on tiptoe and pinch his ear, scolding: "Zhiming~!"

The little fox finally came to his senses at this moment, and quickly put his hands in front of him, saying shyly: "Brother Zhiming, you are not allowed to look!"

Xia Zhiming: "You should cover your face at this time."

Little Fox: Shocked!!!

Xiao Qingxin: "Zhiming, don't bully her..."

After saying that, Xiao Qingxin pulled Xia Zhiming's ear slightly. Xia Zhiming understood immediately and turned into a white snake, hanging back on her shoulder, yawned, closed his eyes and dozed off.

Seeing this, Xiao Qingxin immediately gave up the idea of ​​asking him about his itinerary. She turned to look at the little fox beside her. Seeing that although she was shy, she had no intention of leaving, after thinking about it, she took her to the bathtub.

Noticing their movements, Xia Zhiming immediately opened his eyes and leaned forward to warn them: "Huo Huo, trust me, if this outfit gets wet, it will be a crime of seduction. It's better not to wear it."

Semi-transparent white silk underwear, semi-transparent pure white bellyband, plus the white silk under the feet, I can’t even imagine what it would look like after getting wet.

However, Xia Zhiming's kind reminder was met with two pure and charming rolls of the eyes, and finally—

"Wow, wow, wow~ I can't get married..."

"Qingxin, don't look at me. I just warned you."

"Zhiming, how come you know so much?"

"Don't ask, if you ask, it's just innate wisdom."

"Why are you so dishonest, Su Hui?!"

……

The next morning——

When Xia Zhiming slipped out of Changle Palace, he saw Qingxin pressing the little fox in front of the dressing mirror and combing her hair with a jade comb, looking very gentle.

Noticing the white snake poking its head out from his bosom, Qing Xin glanced at him, but didn't stop what he was doing. He helped his disciple to fix her hair, and then took out a golden flower from his sleeve and put it in her hairpin. He looked at the dignified little fox in the mirror for a moment, then nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, come with me to attend the morning class."

The little fox touched the noble golden flower on his head and said nervously, "Sister Qingxin, will this be too conspicuous?"

Xia Zhiming also complained: "Can this imperial gift of golden flowers be used like this?"

"What else?" Qing Xin reached out and tapped his head, then took the little fox's hand and walked out of the room together, explaining, "Neither you nor I like wearing gold and silver. It's just sitting there anyway, so why not give it to Huo Huo?"

"Let's be honest. A treasure like this bestowed by the Jade Emperor must be consumed to increase one's cultivation by hundreds or even thousands of years. Otherwise, it would be a shame to its status."

"You, you're talking weird again~"

"Brother Zhiming, don't be greedy."

"I'm telling the truth, okay..."

Xia Zhiming spoke incoherently and said what he had always wanted to complain about.

If the golden flowers, pearls and precious jade bestowed by the Jade Emperor were placed in the fantasy novels he had read in his previous life, there would at least be a flow of Tao rhyme, resonance of laws and lingering of immortal spirit.

Unfortunately, after countless research and explorations, Xia Zhiming discovered that the biggest advantage of these things is that they are all more beautiful than each other, and are suitable for being made into various jewelry ornaments to make beautiful women smile.