You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

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The words are divided into two parts.

The story goes that the little crocodile occupied the cave of the river god, and after that he sang and danced, drank and had fun in the cave every day. When he was in a good mood, he would stir up trouble on the river. He was really a dragon cub who had no parents and dared to claim to be king.

Fortunately, the area around the Black Water River is very desolate and there are no people who would cause trouble for him. In addition, this guy is still thinking about the three hundred years, so he didn't cause any big trouble, which made Ao Run and his sister feel a lot more relieved.

Time flies, years pass, and in the blink of an eye, nineteen moons have waxed and waned, and it is the coldest month of winter again.

One day, heavy snow fell from the sky. The little crocodile was drinking and having fun with everyone as usual. Suddenly, he heard a few silver carp spirits whispering in the audience. They were talking about Tang Monk's flesh, immortality, and a lifespan as long as the sky.

After just a few words, the little crocodile became interested. He immediately called one of them over and asked curiously, "What were you talking about just now? Could there be some treasure hidden in this Black Water River?"

The silver carp spirit, hearing the king's question, dared not hide anything and hurriedly bowed earnestly, saying, "Your Majesty, I've heard for a long time that in the Great Tang of the East there is a divine monk. He is a virtuous man who has practiced for ten lifetimes and is a son of Buddha sent from heaven. If you can eat him, you will gain immortality and a lifespan as long as the heavens."

"Is this true?"

"Your Majesty, this matter is known to everyone in the world..."

The little crocodile frowned upon hearing this and sighed, "It's a pity I can't leave this river or go to the East, otherwise I would definitely test it to see if it's true or not."

After saying that, the little crocodile tilted his head back, picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

At the same time, the evil thought of cannibalism took root in the heart, the mental state was manifested, and changes occurred quietly.

Under the gaze of the little demons in the audience, the Dragon King, who had a dignified appearance, gradually became distorted and terrifying. He was seen:

The round eyes are bright and rosy, the curled lips are huge and the mouth is bloody red.

His sparse beard was like a few strands of iron wire, and his temples were covered with tangled cinnabar hair.

It looks like the real Tai Sui appearing in spirit, and looks like an angry Thunder God.

It was not born to be a part of the pond, and it will become evil and dangerous if it breaks away from its original flow.

Seeing this scene, the little demons in the audience looked at each other.

Some were horrified, some acted calm, some were delighted, and some even offered their courtesy, stepping forward and saying, "Your Majesty, there is no need for you to go to the East. Tang Monk will come on his own."

On the stage, the little crocodile was completely unaware of his own transformation. He raised his hand and said, "Oh? Tell me more!"

The little demon said respectfully, "The Tang Monk has received the imperial decree from the Tang Emperor and intends to journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. He will soon arrive here. Your Majesty, with a simple trick, can capture him. Then, by consuming his flesh and blood, you will surely attain eternal life, resting in peace with the heavens."

The little crocodile was stunned when he heard this, thinking that this might be a heaven-sent opportunity. He immediately slammed his hand on the table and said happily, "Great! Then I'll capture Tang Monk and we'll eat him together. We'll live freely and never submit to the King of Hell's discipline again!"

The demons looked at each other and bowed together, saying, "Great King, your majesty is wise!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

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Chapter 246: Sun Wukong's Trick of Deceiving His Master and Ancestors

At the same time, the West Sea Dragon Palace——

After watching the little crocodile transform into a demon and listening to his bold words of refusing to obey the King of Hell, the siblings Ao Run and Ao Wan were a little overwhelmed and looked at each other for a moment, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

The one crying was this child who had cultivated his character since childhood, but it was ruined today.

What's funny is that he is so ignorant that he makes such hilarious remarks time and time again, even making outsiders laugh at him and making both brother and sister feel ashamed.

Seeing their helpless expressions, Xia Zhiming didn't forget to stab them again. He said to Ao Wan with a smile: "Just to show you a joke, that Tang Monk meat is not very tasty."

After that, Xia Zhiming casually opened a gap to show the two of them the situation of the pilgrims. He also introduced each of them to Ao Wan, who had never seen much of the world:

"The pretty boy sitting on the horse is Tang Monk. He is a disciple of the Buddha and is also known as Golden Cicada. However, because he lacked a heart for Buddha, he was scolded by the Buddha. Now he has been reincarnated and is cultivating again."

"Don't be fooled by his ugly appearance, this pig demon carrying a load was once the commander of the 100,000 naval forces of Tianhe. He was a handsome young man in the past. Unfortunately, he was banished to the mortal world for molesting Chang'e and was accidentally reborn as a pig."

"The man leading the horse in front was formerly the 'curtain-pulling general' of Lingxiao Palace. He was also a romantic figure in the past. Unfortunately, he made a big mistake in public at the Peach Banquet and was banished to the mortal world."

"You must know the jumping monkey next to you. It was him who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace. His methods are beyond description."

After he finished speaking, Ao Wan's face suddenly showed shock. The Dragon King next to him was well-informed and naturally knew where these people came from. His face showed a little worry.

Among these people, except for "Sha Monk" who hates dogs, the others are all difficult to mess with, especially the monkey. He still remembers the golden chain mail armor that he has not dared to take back yet.

Without going into details, ever since the little crocodile had the idea of ​​eating Tang Monk's flesh, he has been paying close attention to the journey of the pilgrims, calculating how long it would take them to reach his territory.

finally--

One day, the wind was biting cold and the snow was still icy. Tang Sanzang and his disciples trudged through half a foot of snow to the bank of the Black Water River. Tang Sanzang sat on a high place and looked around. He didn't see any floating bridge, and he didn't want to go around it, so he asked his disciples:

"Wukong, do you have any idea how to cross the river?"

"Hey, Master, I have two ideas, but I'm afraid you might not agree."

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear and offered a bad idea: "First, my golden cudgel can be long or short. You just need to hold one end and wait until the cudgel is wider than the river before it hits the ground."

Zhu Bajie quickly interrupted, "Master, don't believe his lies. If the monkey loses his grip on the stick and it hits the ground, you'll be smashed to pieces!"

After hearing what he said, Tang Sanzang thought about it for a moment, then shook his head repeatedly and asked, "Any other ideas?"

Sun Wukong waved his hands, then put one hand on his waist and said, "The second method is similar. I'll use the Heaven and Earth Magic. You stand on my hand, and I'll take a step and carry you to the other side. If you agree, Master, I can also quietly take a few more steps to save us brothers a few days of walking."

After hearing this, Tang Sanzang shook his head again.

Zhu Bajie laughed heartily: "Brother Monkey, if you use a little more force on your hands, our master will be gone too. I think you are not thinking of crossing the river, but of distributing the gifts in advance!"

"What do you know, you idiot? How could I, Old Sun, be such a mean person? If you really want to harm Master, I'll call a ghost messenger to catch him in the middle of the night, and I guarantee he won't even notice!"

"Brother Monkey, have you really thought so?"

"Bah! Love or not! I, Old Sun, don't care!"

While the three of them were arguing, Sha Wujing didn't interrupt. Instead, he looked around the river. After a while, his eyes suddenly lit up and he spotted a bamboo raft in the distance. He immediately grabbed the monkey who was acting up, pointed at it, and said with a smile, "Don't go, don't go. Monkey, you have sharp eyes. Look, is there a boatman over there?"

Sun Wukong, originally righteously angry, suddenly stopped when he heard this. He stared at Monk Sha and looked him up and down, frowning and saying, "Junior Brother Sha, why do I feel like... you were being treacherous just now?"

Sha Wujing was stunned when he heard this and waved his hands, "Big Brother, what do you mean by that?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "Shout again?"

"Sha Wujing" twitched his lips: "Big Brother!"

Sun Wukong clicked his tongue and waved his hand in displeasure. He then stopped being petty and raised his hand to make a shed on his brow. He looked into the distance and sure enough, he saw a boatman who was riding a bamboo raft down the river.

Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted a few times to call the bamboo raft.

Soon, the bamboo raft approached the shore. The boatman saw that there were four people and a horse, and immediately frowned and said, "My raft is small, and the waves on the Black Water River are strong. It can't carry so many of you."

Zhu Bajie helped Tang Sanzang onto the boat and said with a smile, "It's okay. You only need to take my master with you. There's no need for the rest of us."

Nearby, Sun Wukong was taking some money from his horse to pay the bill. Hearing this, he immediately sensed something was wrong and turned sharply to look at the boatman. His golden eyes showed no boatman at all, only a terrifying demon! — It was the little crocodile!

Seeing this, Sun Wukong thought something was wrong and rushed forward, shouting, "Master, be careful!"

It's a pity that he was still a step too late. Seeing that Tang Seng was finally alone, the little crocodile would not miss such an opportunity several times. He snatched Tang Seng away and dived into the river on the spot, leaving Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie there beating their chests and stamping their feet, regretting their decision!

Well... there is also a "Sha Monk" who fishes secretly.

Chapter 247 Monkey's Spell Quick Version.

Let’s continue from the last time.

But the little crocodile captured Tang Monk and returned home to celebrate.

On the riverbank, Sun Wukong jumped up and down. When he came to his senses, he immediately grabbed the old pig's ears and pulled them hard, yelling, "Idiot, what are you doing?"

Zhu Bajie was also confused at this time. Seeing that the monkey seemed to be trying to pass the blame, he immediately blushed and retorted: "Bimawen! What do you mean by that?"

"Tsk! You still dare to have a temper!"

Sun Wukong became even more furious upon hearing this. He pointed at the upturned bamboo raft on the river and shouted, "Master was right next to you just now, how could that evildoer get away with it?"

Zhu Bajie had something to say at this point, snorting, "Even though I'm standing close, I still have to make a move. The demon's hands are ruthless. If I give him another tug, Master will probably be torn in two!"

"Nonsense! At least a few arms! It's better than no life!"

"Hmph! I won't argue with you, old pig. Let Junior Brother Sha judge for himself!"

After saying that, Zhu Bajie pulled over "Sha Wujing", who was replaced by Xia Zhiming, and yelled at him to speak a fair word.

Xia Zhiming was originally watching a play, but when he heard the voice, his eyes rolled and he imitated the famous lines of Monk Sha from memory, pounding his hands and shouting: "Big Brother, Second Brother is right!"

Sun Wukong was shocked: "You also believe his nonsense!"

"cough!"

Xia Zhiming coughed lightly and turned the topic to business: "Things have their priorities. Why don't we stop talking about it and rescue the person first? Then you can ask the person what he thinks, okay?"

From a purely rational point of view, exchanging an arm for a life is definitely not a loss. However, in his opinion, such a decision should be left to the person involved to decide, otherwise it is hard to say whether the matter will develop into a favor or a hatred in the end.

Seeing that he changed the subject and temporarily acted as a peacemaker, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, snorted, temporarily put aside the friction, and discussed countermeasures together.

In the end, the task of entering the water to explore the way was given to Zhu Bajie, "Sha Wujing" was responsible for delivering the message, and Sun Wukong stayed on the shore to look after the luggage.

The three of them divided the work, and Zhu Bajie took the lead and dived into the river.

Just as Sha Wujing was about to catch up, Sun Wukong suddenly grabbed his sleeve and dragged him to a nearby reed marsh. He lowered his voice and asked, "White Snake, what are you doing?"

Xia Zhiming pretended to be shocked: "How did you find out, stupid monkey?"

"Pooh!"

Sun Wukong spat and cursed with a smile: "You don't restrain yourself at all. Just now you spoke with a snake-like tone. Do you really think I can be fooled? If once is not enough, there is a second time? Tell me the truth, what do you want to do!"

"Nothing much, I just wanted to borrow your help to get rid of the monsters in this river, and by the way, give you guys a hard time. Look how good I am to you."

"That's all? I don't believe it!"

Sun Wukong crossed his arms in a defensive position, his face full of disbelief.

First she dragged them into a dream, then she put someone in their team, and stuffed some vague memories into their heads. She made such a big fuss. Who was she trying to fool if she said the White Snake just wanted to get rid of a demon?

Seeing that he couldn't fool him, Xia Zhiming stopped being lazy and told him the whole story from the beginning, including the little crocodile's origin.

After hearing this, Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "White Snake, how can you, such a lazy fellow, meddle in other people's affairs?"

"I just wanted to lend a hand, but I didn't expect this little crocodile to be such a bit of a jerk. I even laughed out loud."

"Happy~"

Seeing that he rarely said such vulgar words, the monkey was immediately delighted. He patted his chest and laughed, "Okay, okay! I, Sun Wukong, will take this job. I will definitely make sure this guy has a good life!"

"Come on, next time, find a water-repellent pill before you say such big words."

(ps: There are really no water-repellent beads on the brocade cassock, haha~)

Having said that, Xia Zhiming stopped arguing with the monkey, chanted a water-avoiding spell, and dived into the Black Water River. Soon he found Zhu Bajie outside the River God's Mansion.

Then, from the mansion, I heard a few more loud laughs, and the little crocodile shouted triumphantly, "Men! Quick, bring out the steamer I prepared and steam this monk Tang until he's cooked. I'll write a note and invite my uncle to come and celebrate his birthday."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he felt something was wrong and he raised his nine-toothed rake and smashed it against the door, shouting loudly. The little demon behind the door was so frightened that he ran to report it.

Not long after, the little crocodile, fully dressed in armor and holding a bamboo whip, came out and shouted, "Who are you? How dare you break down my door?"

Zhu Bajie slammed his rake into the ground without answering him. Instead, he spat and cursed, "You're a worthless bastard! You dare not resist your Grandfather Pig? You're only worthy of using such cheap tactics. Return my Master to me now, and I'll spare your life."

Upon hearing this, the little crocodile sneered, "How dare you, you ignorant monk, come up and fight me! If you can defeat me, I'll return you to my master. If you can't, I'll steam you up too, and we'll be reunited in my belly!"

After saying this, the two men glared at each other, one swung up a rake and hit him, the other raised a steel whip to resist, and they fought in a ball under the water. It was really a bloody fight:

The two men were furious and competed for the lead with the nine-toothed rake and bamboo whip.

The demons in the water palace beat drums together, and the monsters in front of the gate made a lot of noise.

One turned into a monster from the black water, the other was an immortal from the ancient times.

They are all fighting each other underwater, each trying to achieve success but facing a dilemma.

The fight makes fish and shrimp hide everywhere, and the killing makes turtles and tortoises shrink their heads and hide.

The magic power is displayed with great might, and there is no victory or defeat in the conquest.

The two fought for thirty rounds. Seeing that things were not going well, Xia Zhiming also picked up the demon-subduing staff he had made and went up to "help".

Unfortunately, he was not good at close combat, and he was deliberately trying to slack off. The little demon in the mansion was not a pushover either, and he was surrounded on the spot. He was beaten into danger and the old pig was also surrounded.

Seeing that they couldn't catch the little crocodile for the time being, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing looked at each other, one raised the rake and whipped it, the other dragged the stick and swung a circle to force back the monsters, then turned around and left.

Seeing his victory, the little crocodile immediately told his men to go home, and finally added: "I am in a good mood today, so I will spare your lives. I will go back and write an invitation to treat you. Please don't come again."

After saying this, the little crocodile and the other monsters laughed heartily, feeling extremely proud and satisfied. Zhu Bajie was so angry that he stamped his feet repeatedly, and even Xia Zhiming wanted to use his sword-wielding technique to stab him twice.