You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

"You."

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Lihentian, Tushita Palace——

The Supreme Lord took a sip of tea and then said with a smile, "One or two of them dare to steal our disciples secretly. Why not let Bodhi bring them here himself?"

"..."

"Haha, I mean well. That girl has a commendable character, but lacks natural beauty. Wouldn't it be beautiful if she were like this?"

Chapter 64: How did you put these two sentences together?

It was said that Qingxin and Xia Zhiming were to go to heaven, but Patriarch Bodhi did not urge them to go quickly, and the organization of heaven was not such that one could go there whenever they wanted.

Of course, the ones that are hit are counted separately...

In the following days, the man and the snake lived their lives normally. However, there were some minor accidents in life, such as -

One morning, in the backyard of Sanxing Cave, Xiao Qingxin stretched out her body and pulled Xia Zhiming out of her arms. The man and the snake looked around the bedroom and saw:

Flowers bloom in clusters, colorful and beautiful.

The peach blossoms are pink and the willows are green, and the house is full of spring colors and all things come to life.

Summary: Flowers are growing at home.

Xiao Qingxin was used to this scene. She just sat on the edge of the bed and put on her Taoist robe. Then, under Xia Zhiming's speechless gaze, she took out the Qingping sword and started cutting the grass.

While chopping, Xiao Qingxin couldn't help but curl her lips and said, "Zhiming, when will this kind of life end..."

Halfway through his words, Xia Zhiming suddenly became alert, but unfortunately his alertness was of no use.

In the room, the flowers and willow leaves that Qingxin had almost cleaned up began to rush out again because of the little girl's words.

"Qingxin, why don't you just stop talking."

"How can it be."

"How about we come back and chop it in the evening?"

"no!"

"..."

Xia Zhiming was speechless. The little girl had eaten too many elixirs. It was not noticeable when she was in heaven, but it was very obvious after returning to Sanxing Cave.

The senior brothers didn't know it at first, but later when they discovered Qingxin's abnormality, they smiled and gave her the title of Little Fairy of Flowers.

Of course, being covered in immortal energy is not a good thing after all. The brothers once asked about the solution. Naturally, the man and the snake also talked about going to heaven. Everyone congratulated them, and then it was -

"Junior Sister, I'll put this pot of seeds next to you. I'll come get it after class."

"Junior Sister, put this pot of flowers on your desk first. I'll come get it after class."

"Junior Sister, the iron tree I planted is growing a little slowly. Could you help me blow some fairy air?"

"Your iron tree is almost reaching the sky, and you're still bragging!"

……

That's probably everyday life.

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One day——

During the morning class, a man and a snake sat at the table as usual to listen to Bodhi Patriarch's teachings, with a few flower pots placed around them.

When Bodhi Patriarch finished his sermon, the man and the snake were already engulfed in the flowers. They were about to call on their fellow practitioners to take the flowerpots away when they heard the Patriarch on the stage suddenly speak:

"Where are Zhiming and Qingxin?"

"Master, disciple is here."

"Master, disciple is here."

Below the stage, Qing Xin performed a wood escape technique to help Xia Zhiming escape from the flowers, then raised her hand to salute.

On the stage, Patriarch Bodhi lightly raised his whisk, glanced outside the Three Stars Cave, and sighed, "You two can go now."

After saying this, Patriarch Bodhi paused, then added, "Tong'er, if you continue to eat like this, you'll probably have to sell your body in the Tushita Palace to pay off your debts. Remember this."

"Puff!" - This is Qingyun.

"Puchi!" - These are the senior brothers.

"Master!" - This is Xiao Qingxin with a blushing face.

"Master, I will try my best to watch over her." - This is Xia Zhiming who is trying hard to hold back his laughter.

From then on, the man and the snake bowed and said goodbye to their master and senior brothers, then returned to the backyard, picked up a box and cage, and walked out of the Sanxing Cave.

When the man and the snake pushed open the door of Sanxing Cave, they saw an old man with white hair and beard, holding a whisk in his hand, guarding the door. It was Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing bowed and smiled, "I am Taibai Jinxing of the West. By the Jade Emperor's order, I invite you two to ascend to heaven and receive the Celestial Scripture."

The white snake raised its body lightly: "Thank you for the visit, old sir. I am Xia Zhiming."

Little Qingxin returned the greeting obediently: "Thank you, old sir. I am Qingxin."

It is not appropriate for a man and a snake to bow too much. After all, Taibai Jinxing is actually Laozi's disciple, and they are actually of the same generation in terms of seniority. After thinking about it, he could only call him old sir to show respect.

Taibai Jinxing naturally knew about this relationship, so he just smiled and nodded, then rode on a cloud to lead the way, and the two of them and the snake headed towards the South Heaven Gate together.

When they reached the South Heavenly Gate, the Heavenly King Zhangzhang, upon seeing the three of them, first bowed to Taibai Jinxing, then smiled at Qingxin and said, "It's been a few days since we last met, little immortal. Are you back in heaven again today?"

Qing Xin nodded obediently: "Master wants us to go to heaven to serve as officials."

The Heavenly King Zhangzhang looked at Taibai Jinxing with shock - you want to kidnap such a young child!

Taibai Jinxing looked at Zhangzhang Tianwang with a puzzled look - haven't seen her for a few days? How do you know her?

After a quick glance at each other, the two immortals had their own thoughts, but this was not the time to chat, so Taibai Jinxing could only bury his doubts in his heart, and then took the man and the snake straight into the Heavenly Palace.

On the way, he naturally passed the Thirty-three Heavenly Palaces and the Seventy-two Treasure Halls again. He went all the way to the Lingxiao Palace and without waiting for the imperial edict, he went straight to the emperor.

Taibai Jinxing said, "Your Majesty, the Immortals Qingxin and Xia Zhiming have arrived."

Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor lowered his eyes and looked down, only to find a man and a snake also looking at him curiously. He smiled and asked, "Who is King Qingxin?"

Xiao Qingxin obediently raised her hand and said, "It's me!"

Xia Zhiming's heart tightened - No way!

As expected, the Jade Emperor lowered his head and smiled, "Then who is your queen?"

Xiao Qingxin's eyes turned, and she quickly shook her head: "There is no Queen!"

Xia Zhiming immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the little girl was not stupid and knew how to protect him.

"Hahaha!"

In the hall, all the immortals laughed.

Upon hearing Qing Xin's words, the Jade Emperor laughed and shook his head. After the immortal ministers in the hall had quieted down, he asked again, "Are there any other official positions available in the Heavenly Palace?"

In the hall, Wu Qu Xingjun and Wen Qu Xingjun heard the voice and began to look through the official documents. After a while, Wu Qu Xingjun stood up and bowed, saying:

"Your Majesty, the two immortals have completed their merits and merits, and they deserve to be rewarded. However, there are many officials in the palaces and halls of the Heavenly Palace, but there are no more officials to be rewarded."

The Jade Emperor looked around the hall and asked, "Do any of you immortals have any good ideas?"

In the hall, the immortals looked at each other, but in the end no one said anything.

Only Zhang Daoling stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, the Supreme Lord Laojun told me this morning that the Tushita Palace is short of two people to taste the golden elixir. Your Majesty, you can appoint two immortals to official positions as appropriate. This should only be a temporary measure."

In the Lingxiao Palace, all the immortals were stunned when they heard this, and then they began to discuss it.

Taishang Laojun? Trying the golden elixir?

Can these two sentences be put together?

Chapter 65 Returning Home

In the Lingxiao Palace——

After hearing Zhang Daoling's words, the Jade Emperor just shook his head and said nothing. At this time, only Wenquxingjun stood up and said:

"Your Majesty, tasting the golden elixir is a good job, but testing medicine is just a menial task for a servant. Although the two immortals are young, they have slain countless evil demons. If you treat them with such disrespect, it may be said that Your Majesty is unrighteous."

As soon as Wenquxingjun finished speaking, the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "My dear minister, what you said makes sense. Do you have any good suggestions?"

Wenquxingjun bowed and said, "Since these two immortals achieved enlightenment by slaying demons and monsters, why not appoint two more honorary positions as guardians of Lihentian? Their salaries will be paid as usual, but please do not mention the matter of the elixir test. Just consider it a private gift from the Daoist Ancestor."

In the hall, all the immortals nodded immediately after hearing this. The Jade Emperor also stroked his beard and nodded. Then he looked at the man and the snake below the stage and said with a smile: "Are you willing?"

Xia Zhiming sat on the girl's shoulder and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Qing Xin imitated Xia Zhiming and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

From then on, the Jade Emperor ordered the two engineering officials, Zhang and Lu, to build a Dharma Protector Palace next to the Tushita Palace, and also ordered Zhang Daoling to take one man and one snake to the Tushita Palace.

When the two men and the snake reached the outside of the thirty-three heavens and came to the Tushita Palace, they saw a three-story red pavilion with the door always open. They arrived in front of the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, but saw that Taishang Laojun was guarding the furnace with his eyes closed and concentrating, and two boys were waiting beside him without moving.

Seeing this, Zhang Daoling did not wait long. He just bowed and took the two of them upstairs to a quiet room to sit down. Then he spoke:

"You two wait here. I'll go report back first. I'll come back tomorrow after your official residence is completed."

Xia Zhiming: "Thank you for your hard work, Master."

Zhang Daoling just smiled and shook his head, then waved and left.

In the quiet room——

Qing Xin whispered to Xia Zhiming, "Zhiming, can we not try the golden elixir?"

Xia Zhiming extended his tail and tapped the girl's cheek, smiling, "Are you scared now? Just remember not to take those Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenation Pills again. A thousand of them! I'm afraid you'll take the entire Sanxing Cave to the moon when you sleep at night!"

“But I can’t tell.”

"Then try not to eat it as a meal."

"Master, you won't really sell me out to pay off your debts, right?"

"..."

Xia Zhiming was speechless for a moment, but he complained in his heart: If the Jade Emperor had not agreed, you silly girl would have changed your name to Ran Qingxin by now.

You know what, it sounds pretty good!

Boom!

A green lightning bolt as thin as a hair hit Xia Zhiming's forehead directly, making his entire snake body numb instantly and his tail twitched involuntarily.

"It doesn't sound good! It doesn't sound good!"

"Pfft~!"

"Qingxin, I've decided. Once I learn how to mediate fate, I'll learn the Seventy-Two Transformations to evade the heavens."

“Why not learn now?”

"Learning that thing will make you more likely to get beaten..."

"But mediating fate is the method of creation."

"I'm a genius!"

"Good~"

"?"

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The chat between the man and the snake lasted for a long time until it got dark. Xiao Qingxin began to feel sleepy. She curled up in the seat, resting her head on her knees and called out:

"Zhi Ming."

"Qingxin, go to sleep if you want."

"I want you to sleep..."