You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

"White Snake, don't be afraid!"

As they spoke, the man and the monkey simultaneously grabbed Xia Zhiming's sleeves. Xia Zhiming said helplessly, "I'm just here for fun. You two better stop messing around. If things get really bad, it won't be a joke."

If Nezha really brings Yang Jian over, and if these three of them get together, I'm afraid they will be able to kill their way into the Lingxiao Palace.

If the Three Pure Ones, the Four Emperors, and the Five Elders of the Five Directions were to come out together, the situation would be out of control. It would take more than five hundred years, at least tens of thousands of years to calm the situation down.

Anyway, he just wanted to run away now to avoid the blood splattering on himself.

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Meanwhile, on the other side.

In the Lingxiao Palace, Li Tianwang knelt on the ground with big bumps on his head and swollen panda eyes to apologize.

Behind him, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Nine Star Gods, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Six Dings and Six Jias, and the Twenty-Eight Constellations were also in dishevel and covered with wounds, and they also knelt on the ground to apologize.

On both sides of the hall, the immortals were talking about this scene.

The Jade Emperor glanced around the palace, but asked nothing else. He only looked at Li Tianwang and asked, "Has Nezha been rescued?"

Li Tianwang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said in a hoarse voice, "Your Majesty, please forgive me. That demon monkey used a treasure from somewhere to heal Nezha's injuries and used the pagoda to force Nezha to fight with him. I think his life is no longer in danger."

The Jade Emperor nodded in satisfaction and asked, "What is the power of that demon monkey that you all can't capture it?"

Li Tianwang coughed and said, "Your Majesty, that demon monkey wields an iron rod and can transform into thousands of things. He can move mountains and seas, and control the heavens and the earth. He even claims..."

At this point, Li Tianwang paused, then continued, "There's a banner outside the demon monkey's cave with the words 'The Great Sage Equaling Heaven' written on it. He threatens to surrender his troops if he's given this position. If not, he'll attack the Supreme Heaven Palace."

Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor waved his hand and told his generals to retreat and recuperate. He then looked at the immortals and said, "In your opinion, which general can lead the troops to capture this demonic monkey?"

Wu Qu Xingjun said, "Your Majesty, if you send the Four Saints of the North Pole, they will surely be able to subdue this demonic monkey."

Wenquxingjun stood up and refuted: "How can the guardian deity act so lightly?"

Wu Qu Xingjun said again: "Why not go and persuade the Holy Master Erlang?"

Wenquxingjun was stunned, glanced at Wuquxingjun, then glanced at the Jade Emperor, then lowered his head and retreated quietly.

On the stage, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but shook his head.

At this time, Taibai Jinxing stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, that demon monkey once conquered demons and monsters, and now that he has extraordinary abilities, he's willing to surrender."

At this point, Taibai Jinxing smiled and said, "Why not confer upon him the honorary title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven, like the two guardian spirit officials of Lihentian, with the same salary? Then Your Majesty will gain another divine general."

On the stage, the Jade Emperor heard this and said happily: "As you say!"

After saying this, he ordered Taibai Jinxing to take the imperial edict and go to Huaguo Mountain to seek amnesty.

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On the other side, Xia Zhiming sat on the stone platform, pulled Nezha and tried to persuade him, and finally gave up his bold idea.

Sun Wukong watched Nezha from the side with his eyes flickering. At this moment, he took the wine gourd from Xia Zhiming's hand and said to Nezha with a smile: "Third Prince, when can I take you to introduce your second brother to me?"

Xia Zhiming suddenly became alert: "Monkey, what do you want to do?"

"Of course, I want to see the magical powers that Brother Nezha mentioned."

"Let me tell you, Yang Jian is the Jade Emperor's nephew!"

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Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, then looked at Nezha beside him. After thinking for a while, he asked doubtfully: "Could it be that Yang Jian is also like Nezha, thinking of killing his own relatives for the sake of justice?"

Xia Zhiming's face darkened and he cursed: "Bimawen, how can you be so smart at this time!"

Sun Wukong didn't care. His eyes lit up, and he poured him another glass of wine. Then he said curiously, "Tell me what's going on!"

"You are so excited about listening to gossip!" - This is Xia Zhiming.

"Let me tell you, my second brother is feeling very miserable!" - This is Nezha.

Then, under Xia Zhiming's frown, Nezha pulled the monkey together and told the Jade Emperor everything about how he had killed his brother-in-law and nephew, and had imprisoned his own sister under Mount Hua.

Finally, Nezha also talked about how Yang Jian split the mountain to save his mother, and how he was arrogant and refused to recognize the Jade Emperor as his uncle. He still lives in Guanjiangkou and only listens to orders but not announcements.

After hearing the story, the monkey couldn't help but clap his thigh and laugh, "Quick, quick, quick! Don't worry about this white snake, just take me, Old Sun, to find Erlang Zhenjun. I will take him to the Lingxiao Palace and make him beat up that old Jade Emperor once!"

"Bimawen!!!"

“Go, go, go!!!”

(45 chapters left, time to sleep.)

Chapter 84: Honey in the Little Mouth

On the top of the mountain, Nezha and Sun Wukong sang the same tune, and they couldn't wait to find Erlang Shen to set up their own mountain.

On the side, Xia Zhiming, who likes to have fun, was thinking about how to shift the blame.

While he was thinking, Xia Zhiming saw Taibai Jinxing coming on a cloud in the sky. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, patted Sun Wukong beside him and said, "Monkey, Taibai Jinxing is here."

"What's this old man doing here?"

"I think it's to let you go to heaven and become the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

Sun Wukong waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, I want to go find Erlang Shen and together we can seize his throne as the Jade Emperor!"

Nezha was worried about the world being in chaos: "Yes, yes, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven is no match for the Jade Emperor!"

Xia Zhiming sighed: "Okay, you two stop playing with me."

As he spoke, Xia Zhiming casually removed the dozens of illusions he had set up around him, picked up the pagoda on the stone platform and stuffed it into Nezha's hand, then waved to Taibai Jinxing in the sky.

Taibai Jinxing looked over here, was stunned for a moment, and then descended from the cloud. He glanced at the pagoda in Nezha's hand again, and then smiled at Xia Zhiming and said: "I think I came at the wrong time?"

Xia Zhiming invited Taibai Jinxing to sit on the stone platform, then said with a smile: "Sit down, sit down, old sir, you've arrived at the perfect time! Tell me, did Your Majesty really make this monkey the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

Taibai Jinxing placed the whisk on his wrist, sat down, nodded and smiled at Xia Zhiming, and said, "Indeed, I gave it to you, but it's just an empty position, just like yours."

Sun Wukong asked Xia Zhiming in confusion: "What is a hollow position?"

"It means you don't have to work, but you still get the benefits."

"Isn't this exactly what I, Old Sun, want?"

Xia Zhiming and Taibai Jinxing looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. Nezha, who was standing beside them, also shook his head when he heard this.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming smiled at Taibai Jinxing and said, "You must be going back to report, so I won't stay any longer."

As he spoke, Xia Zhiming put away the three wine glasses on the stone table under Taibai Jinxing's smiling gaze.

Then, Xia Zhiming snatched the wine gourd from behind the monkey's butt, picked up the fruit plate, picked up a Huaguoshan brand peach, and flew away while eating it.

Behind him, Taibai Jinxing glanced at the naive Sun Wukong and the serious Nezha beside him with a smile, then said with a smile: "Xia Lingguan's words are true. We must not delay and report to the heaven first."

"Well, that makes sense!" - This is Nezha.

"Go, hurry up!" - This is the monkey.

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South Gate of Heaven——

Xia Zhiming looked at the bruised and battered King Zhangzhang in front of him, thought for a moment, took out a bamboo tube, filled it with wine and handed it over.

Watching this scene, Heavenly King Zhangzhang waved his hands repeatedly: "My friend, we are guarding the Heavenly Gate, but we cannot drink alcohol."

"This wine gourd of mine is a treasure bestowed by Guanyin Bodhisattva. The Heavenly King should just treat it as medicine for his wounds."

"Thank you so much, my immortal friend, for having such a magical item!"

Xia Zhiming suppressed his laughter and said nothing. He just took out a few more Huaguoshan brand peaches from the fruit plate and stuffed them into his hands before turning around and leaving.

Behind him, Virūpa Zhangda drank the wine in the bamboo tube in one gulp. After a burp, he felt that his injuries were mostly healed, and he couldn't help but exclaim in praise.

At this moment, the Heavenly King Virūpākṣa saw a monkey jump in front of him and exclaimed in surprise: “You! You! You! You!”

"Hehe, Heavenly King, I've offended you before, please don't blame me!"

"You monkey, don't try to steal my peaches!"

"This smell... You're so good, you Heavenly King of Growth, going to war and stealing peaches at the same time."

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Two days later——

In the Lingguan Mansion, Xia Zhiming supported his cheek with his hand and sat on the main seat with a leisurely look on his face.

In the air before his eyes, a lychee fruit suddenly solidified, gradually becoming an alluring red. Then, the fruit gradually withered, and a new bud slowly sprouted from the core, gradually growing into a small tree half a meter tall. Litchis clung to the branches, bunches of them precariously falling...

The fairies around looked at Xia Zhiming, who looked lazy and seemed to be playing with his magical powers, with their eyes flickering and faces shy.

At this moment, Sun Wukong's loud and carefree voice suddenly came from outside the palace: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven has arrived, why don't the officials inside come to greet him quickly!"

In the mansion, Xia Zhiming's mouth twitched when he heard this, and the lychee tree in front of him instantly collapsed as his mind was distracted, turning into starlight and scattering on the ground.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming couldn't help but shook his head, then looked at the monkey who had already barged in and said with a smile: "I was wondering who it was, isn't this Bi Ma Wen?"

When the fairies around saw Sun Wukong coming in, they all hurriedly bowed and said, "Greetings to the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, then plopped down across from Xia Zhiming, scolding him with a smile: "Queen, you're such a good girl! Not only did you refuse to bow to me, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but you even dared to expose my shortcomings!"

"Humph! How dare you, a mere Bi Ma Wen, show off your power in front of my Lord Guardian Lingguan!"

"Speaking of which, Queen, where has your king gone? Why haven't I seen him these past few days?"

"Oh, Qingxin is still in seclusion, so we have to wait a few days."

"Then let's go find the Third Prince together."

"You're still thinking about looking for Yang Jian!"

"White Snake, you still understand me, hahaha."

Having said that, Sun Wukong didn't care whether Xia Zhiming was willing or not, he just grabbed his sleeve and pulled him out.

Xia Zhiming had no martial arts skills, so he could not withstand the monkey's pull. After a while, he was dragged out by the monkey, leaving the fairies in the mansion looking at each other in bewilderment.

In front of Yunlou Palace——

Xia Zhiming brought Sun Wukong and said to the boy outside the door with a smile: "Is Nezha in the mansion?"

The boy simply bowed and said, "Please know, Immortal, that the palace is not open to visitors these days. If you have any urgent matters, please state your name so that I can inform the Heavenly King after I see him."

Hearing this, Xia Zhiming could not bring Sun Wukong to force his way into the Yunlou Palace. Just as he was about to take the monkey away, he heard a shout from the Yunlou Palace -

"Nezha! Give me back the tower!"

"Li Jing! How can my father give it to you?"

"Are you asking me to go to Lingshan again?"

"Then you go!"

"You...you rebellious son...Alas!"

"Li Jing, if you dare to call me a rebellious son again, I'll beat you up!"

Amidst the noise, the two quarreling voices gradually approached the door. At this moment, a gentle female voice rang out from the door: "Child, don't be angry with him..."

"Mom, you only side with him!"

Outside the door, Xia Zhiming and Sun Wukong exchanged a glance, then couldn't help but whisper, "After you returned to the Lingxiao Palace, did the Jade Emperor ask Nezha to return the pagoda to Li Tianwang?"

"Hehe." Sun Wukong laughed and said cheerfully: "No, and Nezha definitely won't give it to me."

Xia Zhiming was speechless. If the Jade Emperor didn't say anything, how could Nezha carry the pagoda by himself?

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(Seeking monthly tickets at the beginning of the month)

Chapter 85 When they got together.

Outside the Yunlou Palace, Xia Zhiming and Sun Wukong were talking quietly when they saw Li Jing had already opened the door. Behind him was Madam Yin with a melancholy look on her face, and Nezha with his arms folded and an indignant look on his face.

At this time, Li Jing saw Sun Wukong, and he was so jealous that he couldn't help but scold him: "You rascal, what are you doing in my Yunlou Palace?"

"Li Tianwang, I'm here to look for my brother Nezha. Please go away."