You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

"Do fairies offer this kind of service?"

"I am willing to serve you in bed, sir. Is that acceptable?"

"This is..."

Xia Zhiming immediately shook his head and turned to look at the girl beside him, only to see——

Her black hair falls like a waterfall, and her face is as beautiful as a flower.

Her beautiful eyebrows were slightly raised with anger, and her cherry lips were lightly bitten with anger.

Looking at the familiar face of the girl in front of him, Xia Zhiming tilted his head and asked tentatively with some uncertainty: "Qingxin?"

Qing Xin reached out and touched his cheek, then asked in a soft voice, "Sir, do you need me to sleep with you?"

"Of course."

"You are so brave, Zhiming!"

"It's you anyway."

"Humph!"

Qingxin snorted lightly, but saw Xia Zhiming transform back into a snake and slip into her sleeve along her wrist.

At this time, the fairies playing music and dancing in the hall also looked at her timidly.

Seeing this, Qing Xin protected her chest with one hand and waved away the crowd. Then, with a slightly red face, she patted her chest and said angrily, "Zhiming, have you had enough of this?"

"Qingxin, why are you just growing taller?"

“Obviously there is!”

“It feels no different than before.”

"Zhiming, you bully me~"

"Okay, I won't say anymore."

As he spoke, Xia Zhiming crawled out from Qingxin's arms, stretched out his snake body to look at her face, then tentatively rubbed the girl's neck and scratched her cheek with his tail.

Qingxin was used to his actions, but asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"I just want to see if there's any change in the touch. People's skin changes as they get older."

"The results of it?"

“It’s fragrant, soft, tender and smooth.”

"If you don't like it, I can change back."

"like!"

"You~"

As the two chatted, Xia Zhiming naturally wrapped his arms around the girl's neck twice before he said with a smile, "Shall we go back and see Master?"

Qingxin nodded, then stood up and took Xia Zhiming out. Along the way, the strong men and heavenly soldiers didn't recognize Qingxin at all. After seeing the white snake around the girl's neck, they suddenly realized what was going on and saluted one by one.

Walking slowly towards the South Heavenly Gate, Xia Zhiming naturally talked to Qingxin about what had happened in the past few days.

From the story of Sun Wukong visiting, to the story of the riot in Huaguo Mountain, to the story of him instigating the monkeys to steal the tower, to the story of the two rebels fighting against 100,000 heavenly soldiers, to the story of the three of them going together to find Erlang Shen to drink, Qingxin was speechless.

After saying this, Xia Zhiming concluded: "If these three get together, who knows when they will be able to pull off a big trick. It depends on whether Yang Jian will mess with them."

"Zhiming, why don't we not go back."

"Why."

"I'm afraid Master won't be able to resist and strike you."

"I'm very sensible, I don't think so."

Qing Xin was speechless. Looking at Xia Zhiming who was laughing foolishly beside her, she thought for a moment and said, "Zhiming, I don't think Master will let you leave your apprenticeship in the future."

"You just know."

"After all, I've only been in seclusion for eight days, and you've already caused such a commotion. If I let you go and you become a wild snake, that would be disastrous."

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Chapter 87 I want them all!

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xieyue Sanxing Cave

Fourteen years passed. When Xia Zhiming and Qingxin walked into Sanxing Cave again, they were quickly discovered by their fellow brothers. Looking at the man and snake in front of them, they all looked delighted.

"Junior Sister has actually grown taller."

"I didn't expect that I could see you again before leaving for the expedition."

"Little Sister, what official positions did you hold in Heaven?"

"Zhiming, what does the sky look like?"

In the hall, Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin, who were surrounded by the crowd, took a quick look and found that only a dozen of the original thirty senior brothers were left, and there were some new faces looking at them with curiosity.

Looking at this situation, Xia Zhiming didn't ask much. He just asked Qingxin to find a place to sit down, and with a flick of his tail, he filled the table with fairy fruits.

Then, Xia Zhiming talked about the officials they held, their Lingguan Mansion, the monkey's Bi Ma Wen, and the Monkey King who appeared later. All the brothers gasped when they heard it.

Finally, Xia Zhiming also boasted about the splendor of heaven, the dragon liver and phoenix marrow, the elixirs and fruits, and the fairies' beautiful faces, talents, and thoughtfulness.

Until Qingxin couldn't bear it anymore and exposed the rumor about White Snake being a dragon's liver and phoenix's marrow. Unfortunately...

After hearing the girl's explanation, the brothers asked in confusion, "So the fairy is real?"

"Puchi!" - This is Xia Zhiming who couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Really."——This is Qingxin with a helpless look on her face.

The brothers all looked longing, and one after another calculated their own progress in cultivation, leaving the man and the snake behind and discussing enthusiastically.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming and Qingxin looked at each other, then got up to find Patriarch Bodhi.

In the corridor, a man and a snake looked at the familiar scene in Sanxing Cave. After a while, Qingxin suddenly asked, "Zhiming, I thought Master would not accept any more disciples."

"Guess why the master is called Bodhi Patriarch."

"Master, don't you also want to preach to sentient beings?"

"otherwise?"

"I am here. Master taught me, and I will pass it on to him."

"Wait until you truly become the Qingxin Patriarch before we talk."

"It took eight years to ascend to immortality. I've eaten so many golden pills, so I think it shouldn't be far away."

"You didn't even mention the first thousand years, did you?"

"Zhiming, don't say that!"

"Good good."

While chatting, the man and the snake quickly found the quiet room where the Patriarch usually stayed. Before Qingxin could knock on the door, he heard the Patriarch Bodhi chuckle and say, "Child, come in."

Outside the door, Qing Xin's eyes rolled when she heard this, and her figure instantly shrank back to her original loli appearance. Then she pushed open the door and ran to the master, her eyes twinkling as she called out in a sweet voice: "Master, I'm back!"

On the girl's shoulder, Xia Zhiming couldn't help shaking his head as he watched this scene. This girl really knows how to act like a spoiled child.

Seeing this, Bodhi Patriarch also chuckled, reached out and touched the little girl's head, and said softly: "Child, change back and show it to your master."

Xiao Qingxin nodded obediently, and her figure flashed and changed back to the girl she was just now.

Patriarch Bodhi looked at her and nodded slowly, then looked at Xia Zhiming on the girl's shoulder, raised his hand and stretched it in front of him.

When Xia Zhiming saw his master's action, he thought about it, then stretched out his snake body and offered his head as well - he never thought that at his age, there would be a day when his master would touch his head.

However, as he thought about it, Bodhi Patriarch raised his hand and knocked him on the head. After Xia Zhiming shrank his neck and got into Qingxin's arms, he nodded with satisfaction and said to Qingxin: "From now on, don't let him walk alone again."

Qing Xin responded obediently: "Master, I will watch over him."

Patriarch Bodhi chuckled and nodded, then casually pointed out a cushion beside him. After the girl sat down, he closed his eyes and said nothing more.

Seeing Master like this, Qing Xin also closed his eyes and meditated. Soon, there was no sound in the quiet room, just like the past thousand years...

On the girl's shoulder, Xia Zhiming looked at the master and disciple in front of him, spit out his snake tongue, and then put his arms around the girl's neck. After a long time, he fell into a dream again.

——————Dream——————

Sanxing Cave——

In this dream, Xia Zhiming and Qingxin returned to their daily morning and evening classes, chopping wood and planting trees in the morning, and practicing meditation in the afternoon.

When I have nothing to do, I play with my brothers and sisters. Although my life is not as leisurely as in heaven, it has its own unique flavor.

Half a year later, during another evening class——

Patriarch Bodhi sat on the Jade Terrace, and all his disciples were solemn as they chanted scriptures and discussed the Dao. Qing Xin also sat at the table with Xia Zhiming, opened the Tao Te Ching, and recited together:

"I hope to speak naturally."

“Thus, the wind does not last all morning, and the rain does not last all day.”

"Who is responsible for this? Heaven and earth."

"Even heaven and earth cannot last forever, let alone man?"

“Thus, those who follow the Way are like the Way; those who are virtuous are like virtuous; those who fail are like failure.”

……

After the evening class ended, Patriarch Bodhi lightly raised his whisk and suddenly asked with a smile, "Where is the knowledge and enlightenment?"

Upon hearing this, Xia Zhiming lifted his snake body from the table and replied, "Master, I'm here!"

"What kind of cultivation have you been doing recently?"

"Master, I have recently achieved the state of no birth and no death, and all my magical powers and techniques have become clear."

"Master has the variations of the general Tiangang numbers and the general Disha numbers. Which one do you want to learn?"

"Master, can I have them all?"

"Well, then don't learn it."

“???”—This is Xia Zhiming.

"Puchi!" - This is Qingxin.

As he spoke, Patriarch Bodhi on the stage chuckled and shook his head, then swung the whisk in his hand, and the entire dream world shattered!

——————Waking up from a dream——————

In the quiet room——

Xia Zhiming couldn't help but tilt his head at Qingxin's shoulder. This is not right. We agreed to teach you everything!

At this time, Qingxin and Patriarch Bodhi on the cushion opened their eyes at the same time, one giggled, and the other chuckled and shook his head.

After a while, Patriarch Bodhi looked at Xia Zhiming and asked again: "Master, I have the transformation of the Tian Gang Di Sha numbers. Which one do you want to learn?"

Qingxin couldn't help laughing again.

Xia Zhiming thought about it, then smiled and said, "Master, I don't want to learn."

Qing Xin was stunned for a moment, and turned to look at Xia Zhiming beside her. On the other side, Patriarch Bodhi stroked his beard and nodded in satisfaction, then said, "Go."

Qingxin nodded without acting like a little girl, then turned around and left with Xia Zhiming, pushing the door open.

……

Outside the Nantian Gate, Qingxin patted the white snake on the shoulder. After he looked over, he asked in confusion: "Zhiming, didn't you say before that you wanted to learn the method of hiding from the heaven's secrets? Why don't you learn it anymore?"

"Master is reluctant to do so."

"Zhiming, if you make up such a plan for Master, be careful you'll get a beating."

"Silly girl, if I learn it, Master won't be able to see us anymore."

"Then I won't learn from now on?"