You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

He was wearing a golden helmet and armor, and was born to be as handsome as a jade tree in the wind.

He looked straight ahead, obviously trying to remain calm.

Summary: Marshal Tianpeng is late.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming couldn't help but glance at the Jade Emperor, only to find that the Jade Emperor on the stage was also looking over with a frown, and asked: "Where is Marshal Tianpeng?"

Beside the man and the snake, Marshal Tianpeng quickly stood up and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, I am here."

The Jade Emperor asked, "Why are you absent from such a grand event today?"

Marshal Tianpeng was instantly sweating profusely. He bowed again and said, "Your Majesty, I hope you will forgive me. In the past, the Danyuan Conference was held at the Shangqing Tian Miluo Palace. I rushed to attend the banquet, but didn't see anyone. That's why I hurried here."

In the Yaochi, the immortals looked at each other, and Taibai Jinxing stepped out to smooth things over, saying, "Marshal Tianpeng has been inspecting the vast Tianhe area, and his responsibilities are long and arduous. I guess he has no time for other things and hasn't read the letter clearly."

The Jade Emperor nodded when he heard this, waved his hand to let Marshal Tianpeng return to the table, and ordered the seven fairies of Yaochi to distribute peaches and golden elixirs to the fairies. The banquet suddenly became lively, and this little episode came to an end.

Not long after, a fairy in green clothes walked up to the man and the snake with a smile, and respectfully took out two large purple-striped peaches and two Nine-Transformation Golden Pills from a basket and presented them to them.

When he arrived in front of Marshal Tianpeng, Xia Zhiming found that the fairy's face turned cold, and she placed a red-veined peach and a Nine-Turn Golden Pill on the table for Marshal Tianpeng.

However, what was beyond Xia Zhiming's expectation was that Marshal Tianpeng did not dare to say a word when faced with the fairy's troubles. Instead, he bowed and thanked her with a forced smile on his face.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiming immediately became interested. After the green-clothed fairy walked away, he stretched out his snake body and said with a smile: "Marshal, have you offended the fairy of Yaochi?"

Upon hearing this, Marshal Tianpeng waved his hands repeatedly, grabbed a red-veined peach, took a bite, and said with a smile, "No offense, no offense."

"Why didn't the Yaochi Fairy tell you the conference address and why did she embarrass you so?"

"I think she was in too much of a hurry and made a mistake."

"Did you... tease the Seven-robed Fairy who delivered the letter?"

Marshal Tianpeng was startled and broke out in a cold sweat. He looked around and made sure no one heard him. Then he whispered in surprise, "How did you know?"

"Actually, I'm just guessing."

"!"

Chapter 126 What’s the biggest mess you’ve ever made?

Yaochi——

Marshal Tianpeng was so shocked that he accidentally let the cat out of the bag. He quickly made amends, "I was drunk at the time and my words were a bit rude, but it wasn't considered teasing."

Xia Zhiming chuckled: "Go on, I'll listen seriously."

Marshal Tianpeng had no choice but to change the subject: "What is your name, fellow immortal?"

"The guardian spirit officer of Lihentian, Xia Zhiming."

Marshal Tianpeng glanced at Xiao Qingxin, who was silently peeling lychees beside the white snake, and couldn't help but wonder, "Why do I feel like... I think I've seen you before?"

Xia Zhiming gave a hint: "General, you are a forgetful person, but do you still remember what you said: No horses are allowed in Tianhe territory?"

Marshal Tianpeng was surprised and said, "Isn't that Bimawen?"

"The monkey took us with him to herd the horses, but you were not acquainted with us."

"..."

Marshal Tianpeng was speechless. After a moment's thought, he placed the Nine Transformations Golden Pill in front of Xia Zhiming and pleaded, "Please don't tell anyone. I will be deeply grateful."

Xia Zhiming couldn't help laughing, then he curled his tail and took the golden elixir away in Tianpeng's reluctant gaze.

Next to him, Xiao Qingxin noticed this scene, and reluctantly took the golden elixir from his tail and returned it, then took out another one and stuffed it into Xia Zhiming's mouth.

After finishing all this, Xiao Qingxin extended her jade fingers to stroke the white snake's back to help him swallow. She looked at Marshal Tianpeng beside her and said, "He won't tell anyone, and you shouldn't tell anyone else about us releasing the horses."

Marshal Tianpeng looked at the golden elixir on the table and said happily, "I will not tell anyone about it."

Xiao Qingxin nodded and looked at the white snake on her shoulder, struggling with the golden elixir and refusing to swallow it. She lifted its neck and nudged it helplessly. After the golden elixir fell into her palm, she said, "Zhiming, do you really dislike it so much?"

"I have a sworn enemy relationship with peanuts!"

"You~"

Xiao Qingxin rolled her eyes at him, threw the golden elixir into her mouth, picked up a piece of peeled lychee and fed it to him. Then she and Xia Zhiming looked at Chang'e who was already dancing in the hall.

Beside him, Marshal Tianpeng picked up the golden elixir that he had lost and found on his desk, thought for a moment, put it in his mouth and tasted it carefully - it seemed... it really tasted like peanuts!

The Yaochi Festival, to put it simply, is a banquet in heaven, where immortals from all walks of life taste the rare golden elixir and peaches. The subsequent entertainment activities are nothing more than listening to the fairies' songs and watching the fairy Chang'e's dance.

Speaking of Chang'e, Xia Zhiming specifically learned about the situation of the Moon Palace and got a rather complicated answer, which can be summarized as follows:

Taiyin Star Lord: The lord of Guanghan Palace, was beaten by a monkey when he was going to the Lingxiao Palace to attend court.

Goddess Wangshu: No need to go to court, she controls the moon to go to work every day and has never been beaten by monkeys.

Chang'e: Currently still imprisoned in Guanghan Palace.

Fairy Chang'e (Heng'e Fairy): a general term for fairies in the moon.

Jade Rabbit: There are many jade rabbits in the Moon Palace. Their main job is to help Laojun pound medicine. There is a special group of jade rabbits responsible for each kind of elixir.

The situation is complicated. If we were to say what these people have in common, it would be that they are all more beautiful than the other, and their dancing is also beautiful, including the Jade Rabbit!

In addition, although Yue Lao’s title contains the word “Yue”, this old immortal actually lives in the Marriage Palace and has nothing to do with Guanghan Palace.

Back to the topic, Xia Zhiming and Qingxin were enjoying their leisure time, and the various immortals in the event were also unrestrained and took this opportunity to find relatives and friends to reminisce about the past.

For example, Xia Zhiming saw Li Changgeng paying homage and serving tea to Taishang Laojun. However, Taibai Jinxing looked even older than the Taoist ancestor. Although the scene was abstract, it also attracted a lot of laughter.

However, this relaxed scene did not last long. After the Jade Emperor and the other immortals had a few drinks, he turned to the brother and sister Yang Jian and Yang Chan, who were not far away from the stage, and said, "Since you are here on this grand occasion today, why don't you offer me a cup of tea?"

As soon as the words fell, all the immortals in the hall looked solemn and fell silent. Only a few who knew the inside story were curiously waiting for what would happen next.

Xia Zhiming was naturally one of them. He knew that although Yang Jian had talked with the Jade Emperor for a while in his dream, in the end he only saw him chop the table in the Pixiang Hall with a knife. As for the current situation of this family, he was indeed very curious.

At this time, Yang Jian heard the invitation from the Great Heavenly Venerable and did not refuse him. After thinking for a while, he led Yang Chan to stand up and pay his respects. He called him "Your Majesty" twice and agreed to the Jade Emperor's request.

When the Great Celestial Venerable heard the two words "Your Majesty", he felt regretful but not angry. He raised his hand and asked them to sit down. Then he turned to the guard beside him and said with a smile: "Bring tea."

Upon hearing this, General Juanlian bowed and turned to go into the depths of the Jade Pool. This was because there were all kinds of fine wines, fairy fruits and delicacies in this grand event, but there was no tea, so he had to prepare something else.

Under the stage, all the immortals nodded with smiles when they saw that the matter had been concluded, and sighed that the thousand-year-old family feud was finally over. Only Xia Zhiming couldn't help but spit out his snake tongue when he saw this scene, and shrank his head into Xiaoqing's arms.

Seeing him like this, Xiao Qingxin asked quietly with some confusion: "Zhiming, what's wrong?"

Xia Zhiming nudged the girl's cheek and said helplessly, "Qingxin, what do you think is the biggest mess you've ever made?"

Xiao Qingxin thought for a moment, then said, "I didn't let you live with me during the retreat."

"Does this count?"

"Zhiming, don't change the subject." Xiao Qingxin's pretty face turned serious, and she asked quietly: "Did you do something again?"

Xia Zhiming quickly shook his head: "No, it's just that someone is about to get into big trouble now."

Although Qingxin was puzzled, since it had nothing to do with Xia Zhiming, she didn't care. She fed Xia Zhiming another piece of lychee, but found that he was staring at the direction where the general was going away and didn't say anything. Then she took out a peach and started to eat it.

At this time, the Curtain General quickly came out from the depths of Yaochi, carrying a jade plate, and saw—

The Yaochi Party and the Pantao Banquet were filled with golden flowers and jade petals.

The Jade Emperor was happy, the Queen Mother was delighted, and all the immortals sat peacefully with smiles on their faces.

The True Lord sighed, the Holy Mother was sad, and the grudges in heaven will eventually be repaid.

The general rolled up the curtain, his golden helmet shone, and he was wearing armor that was bright and shining.

White jade plates, purple clay teapots, and glazed cups have a deep tea-colored aroma.

Summary: There has never been such a wonderful start, there has never been such a wonderful opportunity, what can stop the great Tianzun’s happy event, what can stop the dissolution of the thousand-year-old family feud!

In the Yaochi, all the fairies looked at the curtain-pulling general who walked out from the back of the hall holding a jade tray, all with anticipation in their eyes.

The Curtain-Pulling General had served the Jade Emperor for many years and knew this opportunity was rare. Furthermore, he had the attention of many immortals. As he descended the steps carrying the jade tray, he was so excited that he couldn't help but take a few extra inches...

Chapter 127: Ha Ren

In Yaochi, as General Juanlian missed a step on the stairs, he saw—

BANG!!! The purple clay teapot exploded.

Bang! ! —The glass cup shattered.

The purple clay teapot and the colored glass cup placed on the jade tray fell to the ground and shattered, and countless boiling hot tea splashed around the legs of the Curtain General, the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother.

In the audience, some quick-witted generals and spiritual officials tried to use their magic power to rescue them, but in the end they either reacted on their own or were held down by the people around them.

Xia Zhiming himself had thought about whether to save the situation, but after thinking for a moment, he gave up. The reason was simple - no one dared to take action openly in such an occasion.

At this time, most of the immortals finally reacted. Looking at the Jade Emperor who had stood up with a face as gloomy as water and as black as the bottom of a pot, they were silent as cicadas and frightened out of their wits.

The general in charge of the curtain also realized that smashing the cup at this moment was a serious mistake. After being shocked, he knelt down and kowtowed, saying: "Your Majesty, I hope to forgive my death sentence! It was simply an accident, not intentional!"

Brother and sister Yang Jian and Yang Chan looked at the broken teapot and teacup on the ground. After a moment of silence, they looked at each other with complicated expressions and sighed. It was unclear whether they were feeling regretful or relieved.

The Jade Emperor saw the state of his nephew and niece, and looked at the Curtain General with an expression that made him even more furious. He did not respond to him, but shouted angrily, "Someone come here!!!"

In an instant, a powerful ghost king flashed out from behind the Yaochi, bowed and said: "Your Majesty, I am here!"

The Great Celestial Venerable pointed at the general who was bowing in front of the stage and said, "Send this fellow to the Immortal Execution Platform! Cut him into pieces!"

The powerful ghost king was stunned for a moment, but he didn't dare to say anything. He bowed again and said, "Your humble servant obeys your command!"

Upon hearing this, General Juanlian kowtowed and begged repeatedly, but was dragged out of Yaochi by the powerful Ghost King. His cries for mercy became increasingly mournful and strangled: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for my death! Your Majesty, please forgive me for my death! Your Majesty, please forgive me for my death!!!"

In Yaochi, the immortals looked unbearable and raised their heads to look at the Jade Emperor, only to find that the Great Heavenly Venerable had already sat down. He did not mention the matter of adding more tea anymore, but just picked up the wine pot, poured himself a cup and drank it slowly.

On the other side, Yang Jian and Yang Chan also seemed to be worried about something, one was drinking silently and the other was absent-minded.

Seeing that the three of them seemed to be drinking alone, the immortals looked at each other, but in the end no one dared to say a word at this time.

No, in fact, there was a barefoot immortal who tried to stand up and persuade them, but Taibai Jinxing and Wenquxingjun covered his mouth and pressed his shoulders respectively, and pushed him back to his seat.

Xia Zhiming noticed this scene, and looked at Yang Jian and Yang Chan who were holding their breath at the upper table. He thought for a moment and couldn't help but sigh.

Forget it, go give it a push.

Thinking of this, Xia Zhiming leaned over to the girl's ear and whispered, "Qingxin, I'm going to find Yang Jian. Wait for me."

Qingxin blinked: "Go now?"

"Just going to deliver a pot of tea, nothing more."

"Is this useful?"

"It's rare that Yang Chan has the intention to bring Yang Jian here. If we let them go on such a bad note today, I'm afraid this family won't have another chance in the future."

"..., well, go ahead."

Xiao Qingxin was silent for a moment, and knowing that Xia Zhiming meant well, she finally relented.

Seeing that the girl agreed, Xia Zhiming naturally fell into the fairy mist on the ground from the girl's shoulder, but he did not turn back into human form. He hid in the fairy mist and slipped to the table of Yang Jian and Yang Chan.

Looking at the iron boots and colorful skirt in front of him, Xia Zhiming patted Yang Chan's skirt without any hesitation.

On the table, although Yang Chan was in a daze, she quickly noticed the white snake sticking its head out from under the table. After thinking for a moment, she reached out and let Xia Zhiming wrap his arm around her wrist to hide him.

Yang Jian naturally noticed this situation. He turned to look at his sister, only to find that she winked at him. The white snake also stretched out its tail from her sleeve, and a pot of hot tea and a covered bowl appeared directly on the table.

Then, Xia Zhiming half-peeked out from the girl's sleeve, glanced at the Jade Emperor and the people on the stage who seemed unaware, and then whispered to Yang Jian: "Do you want more?"

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, then reacted and whispered, "The magical power of creation?"

Xia Zhiming spit out his snake tongue and said with a smile: "I'm not good at fighting, but this little magic can't faze me."

Yang Chan's eyes sparkled: "Brother is so awesome!"

Xia Zhiming: "If you can talk, then talk more. I like to hear that. So, if you still want it, then I'm leaving."

Yang Chan: "You should ask my second brother about this."

Yang Jian, however, said, "It is no longer useful to cause such a mess."

Xia Zhiming turned to look at Yang Chan and asked, "What do you think?"

When Yang Chan heard this, she couldn't help but look around and into the Yaochi, only to see—

Yang Jian remained silent.

The great celestial being who drinks with his mouth shut.