My chat group is so weird
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My chat group is really weird.
Good news: Suddenly I crossed over
Even better news: traveling through hundreds of worlds at once
[A Hyperion's lazy king]: Let me tell you, that day, I chased Otto for three days and three nights with a baseball bat.
[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: What would happen if Ivan was enlarged in Teyvat?
[Owner of a video store]: Oh no, my sister seems to have discovered that I have a relationship with another girl. She’s waiting online, very anxious.
[Someone's Savior]: How should I cook this dragon meat? Can I braise it?
[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Thanks for the invitation. My destiny is full. Recently, those Star Gods have been looking for me to hold meetings every day.
One day someone asked Mo Wang why he was so powerful and whether he was cheating or something.
At this time, Mo Wang answered like this:
Mo Wang: Just kidding, I became stronger by relying on myself!
Chapter 1: My chat group is full of my smurfs
In a dormitory at St. Freya's College near Neon.
At this time, Mo Wang was slumped in front of the table, and in front of him was a brand new appointment letter.
"Why, why is this happening? How did you suddenly become the temporary captain of Hyperion?"
At this moment, Mo Wang could not be said to be in tears, but he could only be said to be heartbroken.
Mo Wang, male, is about 16 years old this year.
Before crossing over, he was an ordinary high school student who liked to play various games.
Because he forgot to turn off the gas while cooking at home, and was playing Genshin Impact with a domestic mobile phone in his hand, he was turned into human fragments on the spot.
As a result, when he woke up, he found himself in Honkai Impact 3rd and became a student in the Destiny Captain Department.
He was originally quite excited about the time travel.
But when he saw that his D-rank Honkai could adapt, he chose to give up without hesitation.
Are you kidding me? With D-rank Honkai adaptability, I'm afraid I won't even be cannon fodder on the battlefield.
I'd better just be a lazy guy, and then after graduation, I'll see if there's anyone who wants me in a remote branch, and then I'll just be a freeloader.
However, as luck would have it, Himeko, the original captain of Hyperion, was suddenly seriously injured while participating in a mission, so they had to find an unlucky guy to replace Himeko as the captain of Hyperion.
And that unlucky guy happened to be Mo Wang.
"Oh, Heaven, Oh, Earth! Why is this happening?"
Mo Wang now really wanted to run over and grab the neck of a certain golden retriever and ask him who he had offended.
Why did he become the captain?
I have no background and no ability, and I am even a loser in class.
No matter how hard you try, you can't get him?
When I think about what this broken world will encounter in the future, the Queen of the Sky, the rebellion of the Far East Branch, Otto's ascension to godhood, Kevin's destruction of the world...
With my weak arms and legs, I'm afraid it's not even enough to fill the gaps in the teeth of those big guys.
Of course, Mo Wang doesn't have the courage to run to the Tianming headquarters and pull Otto's neck.
As the saying goes, since there is no way to resist, you have no choice but to give in.
"Now that things have come to this, let's watch some videos."
Mo Wang picked up his mobile phone and was about to open a video software, but at this moment he saw that there was a strange software in his mobile phone.
"What is this? A dimensional chat group? When did I download this?"
Mo Wang scratched his head, he really couldn't remember what this thing was.
Could it be that he accidentally touched it while he was sleeping last night?
With a strange curiosity, Mo Wang clicked on this strange software.
The first thing you see is your identity information.
Name: Mo Wang [A Hyperion Tanker King]
Possessing physical condition: Honkai can adapt to physical condition
Skills: basic combat literacy, battleship driving, combat command, military combat skills, and shooting proficiency.
Evaluation: A student of Hyperion in a certain time and space. Although he has strong knowledge, he is not outstanding in school because of his overly bad character.
"Holy shit! Box!"
When the devil saw this thing for the first time, he thought that he had been opened by a hacker.
But then, he felt something was not right.
Which company will give you an APP directly after opening the box?
This thing looks more like the legendary...golden finger?
"Bah! Who are you calling a salted fish? Well, for a student, can slacking off be considered a salted fish? This is clearly called a normal student life!"
What student doesn't like to slack off? Those who don't like to slack off are heretics! They have already separated themselves from the student community!
How could I be a salted fish? It doesn't exist.
Just as Mo Wang was figuring out what this thing was, the software showed that a few more friends had appeared.
Mo Wang [a yellow-haired Teyvat guy]: Holy shit, what the hell is this? Why did I suddenly have a phone? And it even has built-in chat software?
Mo Wang [The Trash King on a Certain Train]: No buddy, opening the box is a bit too much, isn't it? Do you have any privacy left?
Mo Wang [someone's savior]: Weird, why are all the people in this group called Mo Wang? Could it be that this name has become so popular now?
Mo Wang [a certain Hyperion tanking king]: Maybe, probably, maybe? No, buddy, why do your accounts look so familiar to me? Also, my real name is Mo Wang,
Mo Wang [owner of a video store]: If it’s not you who is Mo Wang, then who am I?
Mo Wang looked at the group members at this time and felt that they looked more and more familiar.
"Wait, aren't these all the smurf accounts I created when I was surfing the internet?"
When he noticed this, other people in the group obviously noticed it as well.
Mo Wang [The Trash King on a Certain Train]: No, wait a minute. Are you all Mo Wang? Before I traveled through time, I was a student at XX Middle School in XX City.
Mo Wang [someone's savior]: What a coincidence, brother, I'm here too...
Mo Wang [a yellow-haired Teyvat guy]: I guess you were all killed by the gas tank explosion...
........................
At this moment, the group fell into silence for three minutes.
[A Hyperion Tanker]: Ahem, I just saw there's a memory transfer feature on this phone app. How about we try that?
[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: I think it’s okay. If we try this way, we’ll know who everyone is.
[Video Store Owner]: This isn’t very good…
[Someone’s savior]: Don’t be timid when playing, don’t play if you are timid!
As Mo Wang clicked on the memory transfer function, pieces of memory, in the form of compressed packages, began to be transferred into Mo Wang's brain frantically.
Mo Wang: ……………………
Well, he finally found out that the members in this group were actually him.
It turns out that when his house exploded, not only did it kill him, but even his soul was blown into pieces and thrown into another world.
[A Hyperion Tanker King]: No, then why am I the only one who ends up a loser after traveling through time? And to a world as dangerous as Honkai?
[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: Stop barking, look where I am?
[Someone's savior]: Do you want to switch? Is there a girl who is not happy?
[Owner of a video store]: Yeah, at least you can still fight, right?
[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: You sister-con, shut up!
Although they knew they were blown to pieces, Mo Wang and the others were in a good mood.
After all... this kind of golden finger is pretty safe to use, isn't it?
[Owner of a video store]: Come to think of it, does our golden finger look familiar to you?
[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: I understand. Traveling through 99 XXs at the same time, that’s a cheat code.
[Someone is the savior]: I think it’s more like the kind where the chat group is full of people like me.
[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: I think they are all the same. I just saw that this mobile phone seems to have sharing capabilities. How about we try it?
Mo Wang looked at the bottom of the phone and found that there was indeed a sharing function next to the memory transfer function.
This feeling is so good!
How could he not be excited at the thought of being able to gain powers from other worlds?
"Projection magic! Using elemental power! Holy crap! I'm finally going to turn things around!"
Thinking of this, Mo Wang quickly clicked on the share function and uploaded his own Honkai energy-adaptable physique.
[A video store owner]: Hacking techniques have been shared
[A yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: Shared the Teyvat cooking guide
[Someone's Savior]: Shared basic magic and magic circuits
[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]; shared that Honkai can adapt to physical conditions
[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: Star Cores Have Been Shared
Mo Wang: …………………………
Just when Mo Wang was happily receiving what others shared, when he saw what the Garbage King on a certain train shared, his finger suddenly stopped in the air.
No brother, what did you share?
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Chapter 2: Hunting: Boy, kill all your enemies.
At this time, Mo Wang looked at the phone screen with trembling hands, and was hesitant to click.
TM, what on earth did this guy send? !
[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Damn, what the hell did you send?!
[Someone's Savior]: You think our world isn't chaotic enough, right? Aren't you afraid we'll blow up?
[Video store owner]: No! I'm really afraid my house will explode. I have a younger sister to support!
[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: 6. With this thing, I’m afraid that justice will be completely destroyed.
[The Junk King on a Certain Train]: Come on, just tell me how powerful this thing is! A universal wishing machine plus a tactical nuclear bomb. If you're not satisfied, just explode them!
Many Mowang fell silent at this moment.
Well, this guy does have a point.
Although the star core is also called the cancer of all worlds, it may lead to the destruction of the world if we are not careful.
The destructive power of a star core is even comparable to that of an entire Honkai Will.
But I have to say, this thing is really powerful, isn’t it?
At least now that I have this thing, I am not afraid of being killed by others.
By the way, what would happen if someone killed himself and caused the core of the star to leak directly?
When Mo Wang thought of that situation, Rift began to fight with the Honkai Beast... Damn, that would be too beautiful.
After thinking it over again and again, Mo Wang finally couldn't resist and clicked on the receive function.
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