My chat group is so weird

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As soon as Mo Wang saw the woman above, he felt unwell and even subconsciously shrank back.

There's no way, this is more uncomfortable than seeing an old acquaintance.

The person opposite me is really from my hometown.

If this person is recognized, he will probably be socially disgraced.

"That's not right? When did Vita become the Masked Fool?"

At this time, Mo Wang was muttering softly, as if he couldn't remember when this plot took place.

"Hmm? Miss Vita has been our Masked Fool for many years. But brother, didn't you just become the Masked Fool? Do you know Miss Vita too?"

When a passerby heard Mo Wang's words, he couldn't help but ask him.

"No, not really. This guy seems to be quite famous in my hometown."

Mo Wang said to the person next to him with an awkward smile.

In other words, his mask helped him hide his current expression, otherwise it would be hard to imagine how exciting it was now.

"Really? But it's no wonder. After all, Miss Vita is such a powerful person, she will be famous wherever she goes."

After hearing Mo Wang's words, the passerby didn't care much.

After all, Vita is indeed very popular among the Masked Fool.

At this time, based on the words of the Masked Fool, Mo Wang finally remembered when Vita joined the Masked Fool.

"No way, buddy, Vita joining the Masked Fool, isn't that a crossover plot? How did that become canon? Oh, yeah, they even met in the main storyline..."

To be honest, if you were to list the person Mo Wang least wants to know, Vita would definitely be at the top of the list.

Vita is the first new character to appear after the finale. For Mo Wang, he really doesn't know much about her story.

After all, the plot of the Holy City of Salt and Snow is so uninteresting that it only highlights one person.

After all, you had already defeated Honkai Impact 3, and a small plot that transitioned to the 2.0 plot did not arouse much interest for Mo Wang at that time.

Mo Wang was one of the few people who knew about it. He only knew that this version of the plot seemed to mention some monsters that would appear after the collapse, as well as a larva of the Honkai Will or something like that, and that Seele would completely become a Herrscher in the end.

Mo Wang didn't have much impression of Little Vita, but Big Vita gave him the impression of being a complete bad woman.

But in the end it was really similar. After the 2.0 collapse, Mo Wang didn't want to watch the plot at all.

He didn't know why Vita started causing trouble again in 2.0, and why the male character number assigned to him was suddenly deleted by the system.

By the way, after 2.0 became a completely lesbian game, Mo Wang no longer wanted to play it.

I don't even want to press skip.

Naturally, there is no question of having any good feelings towards this bad woman.

But to be honest, no matter how bad he is, he is indeed the only character that Lao Mi can show off after 2.0.

You can tell from the fact that this person is basically involved in all kinds of activities.

If Vita can join the Masked Fool, then why can't I, Qianlu, join?

Is it because my family doesn’t have enough children?

"Vita! Vita! Vita!!"

"Ms. Vita, look here!"

"Ah! Miss Vita smiled at me! I'm going to die!"

As soon as Vita appeared on the stage, she was like a big star, and all the masked fools around her burst into cheers even more enthusiastically than before.

What can I say? Young, pretty girls are more popular than old men, right? They're all LSPs.

Well, he likes it too. It turns out that women are more beautiful than men.

So people could see that Mo Wang perfectly integrated into it and even started shouting "Vita".

By the way, he took out two fluorescent sticks from somewhere and waved them like lasers.

What? Didn't this guy just say he didn't like Vita?

When this woman became the new generation auxiliary human rights card in Honkai Impact 3rd, Mo Wang said that it was not a question of whether you like her or not, but that without this woman, you simply cannot play the game.

Really fragrant!

"Ahem, this is really enviable. I didn't expect that there would be such a huge cheer as soon as Miss Vita came on stage. Even I, Aha, can't help but feel jealous."

As he spoke, the mask on Aha's face suddenly turned into a mournful expression, and tears even flowed out of the mask.

"Fuck you, can you stop being so disgusting! Even if you stand next to me and cry, you can't be prettier than the young lady!"

At this time, Mo Wang, who was sitting in the front row, couldn't help it. He stood up and started cursing on the spot, which made the passerby Masked Fool who just spoke next to him dumbfounded.

"I say, you guys, are you done yet? Go stand aside, idol, and don't block us from looking at the young lady."

"If you have the guts to cry, why don't you turn yourself into a beautiful girl?!"

"Over, outdated idol?"

Hearing this, Aha's mask began to turn gray visibly.

"So, I, Aha, have become a has-been idol? I've known for a long time that beautiful girls are the world's justice, but I didn't expect it to pass so quickly."

Mo Wang's speech was like a bomb, instantly detonating among the Masked Fools. The entire venue fell into a brief silence, and everyone's attention was focused on the guy wearing a mask, holding a glow stick, and who had just been shouting "Vita".

"Is this guy...crazy?"

The Masked Fool, a passerby, widened his eyes, his expression beneath the mask filled with disbelief. He had never imagined that the "newcomer" he had just been chatting with would actually dare to confront Ah Ha in front of everyone. How could this guy be so brave?

You know, this guy is a Star God! The boss of the Masked Fools! Are you really talking about him like that?

"Brother, I was the one who offended you just now. May I ask what your address is?"

At this moment, the Masked Fool, who had just been treating Mo Wang as a brother, suddenly asked Mo Wang with a look of awe.

"I'm not going to change my name! Of course, people in the underworld always have nicknames. Big brother, you can just call me Genius Troublemaker or Little M."

"Excuse me, brother, you are really brave."

After hearing Mo Wang's speech, the Masked Fools around him began to discuss. When did such a person appear among them, the Masked Fool?

Vita on the stage also raised her eyebrows slightly, her gaze lingering on Mo Wang for a few seconds. A faint smile played at the corner of her mouth, as if she had developed a slight interest in this "troublemaker" who had suddenly appeared.

"interesting."

Vita whispered to herself, so quietly that only she could hear it.

Ah Ha's mask had completely turned gray, with several cracks even spreading across it, as if it would shatter at any moment. His body trembled slightly, and his voice was filled with a hint of grievance and disbelief: "Has it really become a has-been idol...has it become a has-been idol...Aha, have I really become a has-been idol?"

Mo Wangque showed no sign of restraining himself. Instead, he waved the glow stick in his hand even more arrogantly and shouted, "That's right! You are a washed-up idol! Get out of the way! Don't block us from seeing Miss Vita! If you really want to become popular again, turn yourself into a beautiful girl! Otherwise, no one will look at you!"

"Become...a beautiful girl?"

Ah Ha's voice suddenly paused, and the cracks on his mask stopped spreading. He leaned forward slightly, as if lost in thought.

The masked fools in the venue were completely stunned. They had never seen anyone speak to Ah Ha like that, and they had never expected Ah Ha to fall silent. For a moment, no one knew how to react, and they could only stare blankly at Ah Ha on the stage and Mo Wang in the audience.

At this moment, Aha suddenly raised his head, and the grayish-white color on the mask quickly faded away, replaced by a brand new, energetic smiling face mask.

"Hahaha! Funny! So funny!"

Aha laughed, his voice filled with excitement. "You're right! Beautiful girls are the justice of the world! In that case, I, Aha, will now challenge Vita's position and become the most beautiful girl in the Masked Fool!"

Before he finished speaking, Ah Ha's body was suddenly enveloped by a dazzling light. When the light dissipated, Ah Ha, who had been wearing a gorgeous long gown and a mask, had transformed into a tall, stunningly beautiful young woman. She was dressed in a gorgeous gown and still wore that signature smiley mask, but her entire demeanor was completely different.

"How is it? Am I more popular than Miss Vita now?"

Aha—or, now, "Aha Girl"—said in a playful tone, even turning around deliberately to show off her new look.

The Masked Fools in the venue were completely furious.

"Holy crap! Master Aha has really turned into a beautiful girl!"

"This is outrageous! But...it seems quite pretty?"

"Aha-sama! No, Miss Aha! Please look at me!"

Mo Wang was also stunned by the scene before him, and the light stick in his hand almost fell to the ground. He opened his mouth and took a long time to utter: "Fuck...you really changed?"

Vita on the stage couldn't help laughing at this moment. She shook her head slightly, her eyes darting back and forth between Ah Ha and Mo Wang, seeming to find this farce very amusing.

"It seems that today's Masked Fool gathering is even more exciting than I imagined."

Mo Wang fell into deep thought at this time. Did he really underestimate Aha's moral integrity?

She said she would become a beautiful girl and she became a beautiful girl.

To be honest, although the beautiful girl on the stage is quite pretty, for Mo Wang, who has seen many beautiful girls, her appearance is definitely only above average.

But when you think that this person’s true identity is actually Aha, doesn’t it feel quite exciting?

This is the same as the seven gods in Genshin Impact.

Don’t worry about whether they are strong or good-looking.

Just the identities of these seven gods make you want to draw, don’t they?

Similarly, the same goes for this Star God.

Well, seeing Aha jumping up and down above, Mo Wang couldn't help but think of the white-haired Loli Amber King he had seen before...

You said, if he went out and wrote a book like "My Star God Girlfriend", "My Love Story with the Star God", "Loving You for Three Thousand Years, Spending Wonderful Time with the Star God" or something like that.

Is there any point in doing this?

Although there is a high probability that if I write this stuff myself, I will probably be hunted down by a large group of people.

"What do you think? I'm like this now, do you still dare to call me a has-been idol?"

At this time, Ah Ha straightened his slightly large chest and asked Mo Wang.

"Uh, I feel like it's still a little off?"

"What?! Still a little short?!"

Aha, who had transformed into a beautiful girl, was now angry.

I'm already in this state, and you're still not satisfied?

Hakimo, if you don't give me a reason, even if you are her favorite envoy, she will punch you twice.

"No, what I mean is that Lord Aha's magnificent performance should be recorded and shown to all Star Gods and other forces. Only by letting our opponents see Lord Aha's demeanor can more people join our big family and better spread the gospel of joy!"

"Fuck!"

After hearing Mo Wang's words, all the Masked Fools in the audience were stunned.

No, buddy, how come you, how come... He's really a genius!

That's right! How could the exquisite dance of their Aha God be limited to just us insiders? This is simply the biggest waste, a loss to the entire universe!

Only by spreading this to the entire universe can they realize their true mission of happiness!

At this moment, some Masked Fools who had not been recording the video just now all began to beat their chests and stamp their feet.

Damn, what a huge loss!

"Friend, did you record what just happened?"

"No, what about you?"

“I recorded it.”

"Fuck, give me one now."

"Ten thousand yuan a copy, no bargaining."

"What?! You even cheated your own people out of their money?"

"Just kidding, the price is clearly marked, buy it if you want or not."

"you!"

"Buy now and get a free Aha-sama figurine."