My chat group is so weird
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Jeanne nodded slightly, a smile playing on her lips. "Yes, she was cursing as she rushed out, saying things like, 'Those scumbags deserved to die.' But in reality, she used her Noble Phantasm to withstand three attacks from the Demon Pillar, protecting the soldiers along the entire section of the wall."
She paused, her voice lowering. "After the battle, a seriously injured soldier came to thank her, but she walked away with a cold face... and then just sat there ever since."
Mo Wang looked in Hei Zhen's direction and saw several charred marks on the stone slabs around her—these were the flames she had unconsciously released during her fit of rage. He suddenly understood the meaning of the soldiers' eyes: they feared the reputation of the "Avenger," but they could not deny the fact that they had been saved by her.
"What an awkward guy... Is this what they call a tsundere?"
Mo Wang muttered as he strode towards Hei Zhen. Hei Zhen suddenly looked up at the sound of footsteps, his eyes fierce: "What are you doing? Are you here to laugh at me?"
"Look at you making fun of me? No, no, no, of course not. I don't have that much free time."
At this time, Mo Wang looked at Heizhen's expression and shook his head.
"Then what are you doing here?"
Heizhen said to Mo Wang unhappily.
"What else can I do? Kill you."
Mo Wang said to Hei Zhen with a puzzled look.
"Kill, kill me?"
"What else can I do? The Holy Grail is in your body. How can I end this singularity if I don't kill you? Stop dawdling. We've had enough to do today. Hurry up."
Mo Wang urged Hei Zhen at this time.
Well, Black Jeanne also knew that because the Holy Grail was in her body, she had to die.
But Mo Wang's blunt words still shocked her.
"Why, do you regret it?"
At this time, Mo Wang glared at Hei Zhen in confusion.
Black Jeanne's expression froze instantly, her crimson pupils shrinking slightly. She clenched her fists, her knuckles turning white, and flames flickered faintly around her. "You...you!"
Mo Wang tilted his head, a puzzled look on his face. "Huh? Are you planning on making some final remarks? Something like, 'Ah, I was wrong. It turns out humans have value, too.'"
He spread his hands and said, "Please, I'm tired of this old-fashioned plot."
"Who, who needs to reflect on this!"
Black Jeanne stood up suddenly, and the flames exploded with a "boom". The air around her was distorted by the high temperature. "I just... I just feel..."
Her voice suddenly dropped, her eyes flickering, "...Tsk, forget it, there's no point in trying to reason with a jerk like you!"
"Oh? That doesn't make sense?"
Mo Wang narrowed his eyes and suddenly grinned, "Then there's no need to say anything."
"Varied--?!"
Before Black Jeanne could react, Mo Wang's figure was already approaching like a ghost, and a dagger with a cold gleam appeared in his hand. She didn't even see his movements clearly when she felt a sharp pain in her chest.
"Pfft-"
The blade pierced her soul core accurately. Black Jeanne widened her eyes, looking at the dagger stuck in her heart in disbelief, and then looked up at Mo Wang's face that deserved a beating.
“You…you actually…!”
"Huh? What's the problem?"
Mo Wang picked his nose innocently. "You're going to die sooner or later anyway. I'm helping you speed up the process. You should be thanking me, right?"
“Asshole…!”
Black Jeanne gnashed her teeth, her body gradually dissipating into spirit particles, but she still stared at Mo Wang unwillingly, "You... aren't you afraid that I will curse you?!"
"Curse me?"
Mo Wang shrugged, "Alright, when you get to Chaldea, you can curse me however you want. You'll be my Servant by then anyway, so you can do whatever you want."
“Chaldea…?”
Black Jeanne was stunned for a moment.
"Yeah, you don't think that once you die, you're gone, right?"
Mo Wang rolled his eyes. "Do you understand the basic rules of the Holy Grail War? When a Servant dies, they return to the Throne of Heroes. I can just call you out later, right?"
Black Jeanne's expression instantly changed from anger to shame and annoyance: "You...you're kidding me?!"
“That’s called efficiency.”
Mo Wang pulled out the dagger and shook off the blood on it. "Okay, get out of here quickly. I still have to clean up the Holy Grail."
"Damn it...! Just wait!"
Black Jeanne's figure gradually became transparent, but her voice was still filled with anger, "When we get to Chaldea, I will burn you to death...!"
"Okay, okay, I'll wait."
Mo Wang waved his hand perfunctorily, "Remember to make an appointment in advance, my schedule is very full."
"you--!"
Black Jeanne's final words were swallowed by the light of the spirit particle, completely dissipating into the air. Mo Wang looked at the empty ground and nodded with satisfaction: "Done, call it a day."
In the distance, Jeanne and the other servants stared at the scene in amazement.
"Senior...were you...a little too much just now?"
Mashu asked quietly.
"Excessive? What's excessive?"
Mo Wang looked puzzled. "Didn't I help her get rid of it? Besides, I can summon her again in the future. She should be thanking me."
Everyone: "..."
——This guy is really hopeless.
Mo Wang clapped his hands, looked around at the servants with different expressions, and cleared his throat: "Okay, okay, the matter of Hei Zhen is resolved, it's your turn next."
"We?" Ah Fu blinked, looking innocent.
"Yeah, you guys."
Mo Wang waved his hand impatiently, "If you want to die, go ahead and die. Remember to leave some souvenirs before you go. Blood, hair, nails, personal belongings are all fine. Don't force me to dig your graves later."
The scene instantly fell silent. The Servants' expressions froze, as if they had just heard something out of the blue.
"Senpai!" Mashu's face flushed red. "This is so rude!"
"Excuse me?" Mo Wang looked puzzled. "I'm just saving them some trouble, okay? Just think about it. After they return to the Throne of Heroes, I'll still have to go through the trouble of finding relics to summon them. How troublesome! Now, just give me some DNA samples. How convenient!"
Charlemagne's mouth twitched: "Master, didn't you agree not to dig graves? Besides, hasn't my grave been dug by you..."
"Alright, alright, your stuff is just sitting there anyway, why don't you go draw the card for me? Hurry up, will you give it to me? If you don't, I'll snatch it away."
"I'll give it to you, isn't it okay if I give it to you?"
Charlemagne, who was really unable to deal with Mo Wang, finally gave him his golden sword.
"Wouldn't it be better if you cooperated earlier?"
Mo Wang put away the medal with satisfaction and turned to the others, "Next!"
Elizabeth, the dragon lady, timidly raised her hand. "Um... can I keep a tooth?" She blushed and pulled out a fang, handing it to Mo Wang. "This is the fang I had when I transformed. It should be special enough, right?"
"Barely qualified."
Mo Wang casually put the tooth into his pocket and said, "Afu, it's your turn."
"Eh? Do I want one too?" Ah Fu scratched his hair in confusion. "Then...is this okay?" He pulled out a strand of hair.
Mo Wang took the hair and looked at it carefully: "Hmm... the hair quality is good, it should be enough."
Qing Ji suddenly rushed over excitedly: "Lord An Zhen! Please accept my kimono! This is what I wear next to my body——"
"No thanks!" Mo Wang dodged sideways, his face full of disgust. "Who wants your original kimono? It's too perverted!"
Qingji bit her sleeve in grievance: "Ugh... Lord Anzhen is too much..."
Mozart and Queen Marie smiled at each other. Mozart took off his pocket watch and said, "This is my personal belongings. My signature is engraved inside."
Mary took off an exquisite brooch and said: "This is my favorite jewelry in my life. I hope this can help you."
"Not bad, not bad. Very sincere."
Mo Wang accepted it with satisfaction, "As expected of a royal family, you are the best."
"This is the armor I used to slay the dragon. I'll leave it to you for now."
At this moment, George also handed it to Mo Wang.
Finally, everyone's eyes fell on Jeanne. The girl took a deep breath and solemnly handed the flag in her hand to Mo Wang: "This is my flag... It has witnessed all my battles. Now, I entrust it to you."
Mo Wang took the flag and showed a rare serious expression: "Don't worry, I will take good care of it. I will return it to you when we reach Chaldea."
Jeanne smiled and nodded, her body gradually transforming into a point of light: "Then... we'll see you in Chaldea, Master."
"Well, see you then."
Mo Wang waved his hand and said, "Remember to make an appointment in advance. I'm very busy."
"Senior!" Mashu couldn't help but complain, "Don't ruin the atmosphere at a time like this!"
As the servants disappeared one by one, Mo Wang weighed the bag full of "souvenirs" in his hand and nodded with satisfaction: "It's a great harvest. Now I don't have to worry about summoning materials."
“Don’t forget…”
Romani's voice came from the communicator, full of helplessness, "You really won't suffer retribution for doing this..."
"Retribution?" Mo Wang sneered. "They can't even thank me enough! I'm saving them the trouble of having their graves dug up, okay?"
At this moment, a weak voice came from the side: "That...that..."
Mo Wang turned around and saw Gildre, covered in wounds, struggling to crawl towards him: "Please... please accept my..."
"Forget it."
Mo Wang took two steps back in disgust. "Forget the DNA sample from a psychopathic murderer like you. I'm afraid of contaminating the card pool by summoning your future self."
Jill: "..."
Mashu held her forehead with her hand: "Senior, you are really going too far, aren't you?"
"Okay, okay."
Mo Wang waved his hand, "Let's go pack up the Holy Grail. Let's finish this quickly and go home soon. I'm still waiting to draw a card!"
Everyone looked at Mo Wang's back as he left humming a little tune, and they all sighed at the same time.
However, when everyone left, no one remembered that there was a servant lying dead in this singularity.
And just when Mo Wang thought that everything should be over.
After Roman completed the soul transfer, Mo Wang suddenly discovered that he did not appear in Chaldea.
Instead, two little lolis with sad faces appeared in front of him.
Mo Wang: (ー`′ー)? What’s going on here?
Chapter 192: The most unprepossessing duo of world consciousness joins the fun.
"Please! Please stop playing around! Just put away your magical powers!"
Mo Wang, who had just been transferred back from Lingzi, had not yet come to his senses when he saw two little lolis with sad faces flying towards him.
This looked like the monsters in Journey to the West seeing the Monkey King. After being beaten up, they cried and begged the Monkey King to leave them alone.
"What's going on? What the hell is this place?"
Mo Wang tilted his head as he looked at the little Loli who suddenly appeared in front of him, and then glanced at the place next to him.
Is this still Chaldea? What on earth is going on here?
"We really know we were wrong. We shouldn't have left Goetia alone. Please, send those things out there back! We really can't take it anymore!"
At this time, the blue-haired little Loli and the black-haired little Loli were hugging Mo Wang's thighs and crying and refusing to let go.
It seemed that if Mo Wang didn't agree, he would just hang up like that.
"Uh, you guys aren't Gaia and Alaya, are you? The restraining force of the Type-Moon world?"
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