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Mo Wang waved his hand and called out to Mashu and Cu Chulainn.

"What do you mean by sticking your head over there? What are you doing, kid?"

After listening to Mo Wang's words, Cu Chulainn instinctively became alert, fearing that if he stretched his head too far, the other party would blow his head off.

What's the difference between putting your head in front of Mo Wang and putting your head into a lion's mouth?

Oh, there is still a difference. After all, the lion may not be able to bite him to death, but Mo Wang’s fist can.

"If you don't believe it, forget it." Mo Wang looked at Gou Zi with disgust. This guy didn't want it, and he didn't want to give it to him.

However, compared to Cu Chulainn's doubt, Mashu stretched his head forward without hesitation.

At this moment, Mo Wang put his hand directly on Mashu's head.

"Hmm, Mashu's hair is quite smooth. What brand of shampoo do you use?"

Mo Wang put his hand on Mashu's head and rubbed her head twice.

I have to say, it feels really good.

"Senior?!" Mashu's cheeks turned red instantly as Mo Wang rubbed them, as if they had been baked by the scorching sun.

"I say, why are you rubbing Mashu's head when you can do nothing? You guy, are you really going to attack Mashu?!" Olga Marie who was standing next to her saw this scene and immediately raised her voice with dissatisfaction in her tone. Why do you have to rub someone's head when you can just add the buff?

"Don't be anxious, Chief. Look, hasn't it been strengthened?" Mo Wang smiled and waved his hand. Then he saw a stream of magic power flowing rapidly into Mashu's body along Mo Wang's hand.

Mashu stared at her hands in a daze, an expression of disbelief and surprise on her face.

"What...what's going on?" Mashu whispered to herself, her eyes gleaming with excitement and confusion. At this moment, her entire body seemed to be enveloped by Mo Wang's magic.

I feel like I'm at least ten times stronger than I was before.

"I'll try?"

Cu Chulainn also noticed Mashu's uniqueness at this time, and hurried over, asking Mo Wang to give him a buff as well.

Mo Wang didn't say much about Cu Chulainn's behavior, which he had just been disgusted with but now began to like, and directly gave him a buff.

"Fuck!"

When he felt the power in his body, Cu Chulainn couldn't help but curse on the spot.

This exaggerated magical power is enough to release the treasure a hundred times without even taking a breath.

Although Cu Chulainn had made some preparations beforehand, Mo Wang knew that this guy was so strong and his magic power must be exaggerated.

But when he really felt the magic power transmitted by Mo Wang, he became more certain that this guy was a monster.

How on earth did this person do this? Could he have stuffed a Holy Grail inside himself?

"Alright, Pipi Dog, Pipi Ma! You've been strengthened! Go ahead!"

Mo Wang pointed his thumb at Lancer and Rider who had already arrived.

"Just two rats! Give me your lives!" Cu Chulainn gathered his magic and drew a red rune in front of him: "Ansuz!"

The runes suspended in the air quickly transformed into a huge fireball, with a long tail of flame shooting towards the two shadow servants in the distance.

The fireball, like a small sun, directly illuminated everything around it.

There was a loud bang, and in an instant, a huge mushroom cloud appeared in the center of Fuyuki City.

In the beautiful Fuyuki City, another nuclear-mediocre day has arrived.

"Such magic!"

Olga Marie, standing beside her, was behind the Noble Phantasm released by Mash.

Can this still be called Fireball? Just call it Little Sun!

Has this enhanced Cu Chulainn become so powerful? This is even stronger than many top servants.

This already counts as two servants, right?

"Hahahaha! See, this is the true strength of this grandpa Cu Chulainn! Even as a magician, I am invincible!" Cu Chulainn looked at his masterpiece and began to laugh heartily.

If you can have such exaggerated magic power when playing a magician, who would still want to play a ghost gunner?

This is what feels really good!

However, it was obvious that the magic that Cu Chulainn had just cast was still a little off in accuracy.

Although Lancer's left hand had disappeared and Rider had lost half of his body, the two shadow servants were still alive.

After being seriously injured, the two shadow servants rushed towards the few people regardless of their lives.

"Matthew."

In response, Mo Wang simply called out to Mashu beside him.

"I understand, Senior."

At this moment, Mashu took a deep breath and rushed towards the two shadow servants with her shield raised.

And as Mashu ran, her speed became faster and faster, almost approaching the speed of sound.

Seeing this, the two shadow servants also quickly launched an attack.

However, their attacks couldn't even make Matthew stumble.

Then they saw Mashu crashing into the two of them like a speeding train.

All I heard was a "pop".

The two servants were instantly reduced to ashes.

"Huh~ Senior, I did it!"

Mashu was seen waving her arms excitedly towards Mo Wang, appearing particularly excited.

"Even Mashu..." Olga Marie's eyes widened after seeing this scene. Is this so-called buff really that strong?

Then she looked at Mo Wang eagerly, and silently leaned over.

"Director, what are you doing?" Mo Wang stared at Olga Marie blankly, looking at her in confusion.

"Give me one too...that so-called buff of yours."

"what?"

Chapter 48: Persecuting dogs is the most interesting thing

"What are you doing, Director? It's weird..."

Mo Wang looked at Olga Marie who leaned her head forward, and couldn't help but shiver, with goose bumps all over his body.

"Hmph! What are you talking about, you guy! You, you also give me that buff... No, don't get me wrong! I just want to verify whether this magic is really that magical, don't get me wrong!" Olga Marie turned her face away, her cheeks slightly flushed, and the arrogance on her face was about to break through the sky.

"Oh, you want a buff too. I'll make one for you."

Looking at the arrogant Olga Marie, Mo Wang laughed and put his hand directly on the other's head.

"What? Nothing happened, didn't it? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Olga Marie looked at her hands and felt that they were no different from before.

"Oh, maybe it's simply because you, Director, are not a servant? It seems that humans cannot get the buff." Mo Wang spread his hands, indicating that this was none of his business.

"Really? Why do I feel like you just want to touch my head?" Olga Marie's eyes narrowed, as if she had seen through someone's little thoughts.

"Oh no, the director actually saw through it? Could it be that all the buffs I added were added to the director's IQ?" Mo Wang looked at Olga Marie in surprise.

"Go to hell!" Hearing Mo Wang say this, Olga Marie, who was furious, immediately rushed towards Mo Wang with her fists raised.

"That's really refreshing, Master! With this level of magic power, I'm sure you'll be able to get rid of that Saber in no time."

On the other side, the dog who had just released an 'explosion' was now completely intoxicated and walked back happily.

Hehe, Fireball is really fun. What about the Eight Spearmen? I'm really unfamiliar with that.

"Yes, Senior, if you have such power, you should be able to deal with Saber quickly."

Mashu, who also benefited from the buff, is now full of confidence.

Feeling the power filling their bodies, the two now felt that they could pull Saber off their heads.

"Tsk." However, Mo Wang looked at the two of them with disgust.

"Don't even think about getting rid of Saber. Can you please get rid of Berserker behind me first?" Mo Wang pointed behind him.

At this moment, a large black shadow appeared, like a moving black chariot, rushing towards them.

"Ow!!!"

The terrifying roar was deafening.

At this moment, Berserker looked like a black Hulk, which made people panic just by looking at him.

"Just a Berserker! Master, don't panic, I'll handle it!"

It turned out that Cu Chulainn did not have a spear in his hand at this time, but like a guy named Pan Feng, he confidently volunteered to kill Uncle B.

Cu Chulainn: My staff is thirsty for long!

"Oh, go ahead then. Remember to come back early."

Mo Wang did not stop Cu Chulainn from taking the initiative to fight, and Mashu on the side was also planning to help, but when she saw Mo Wang's expression that was about to become funny, she immediately began to hesitate.

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[Someone's Savior]: Here it comes, it's finally time for the much-anticipated Dog vs. Uncle B plot! Buy now! Who will be the ultimate winner of this battle?

[A certain Hyperion tanker]: Is there any need to bet on this? I bet fifty cents it's Uncle B's.

[A yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: I, Cu Chulainn, am the strongest warrior of Ulster!

[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: My Uncle B is still the most powerful hero in ancient Greece. (ugly rejection.jpg)

[The King of a Chicken Coop]: What is the strongest in ancient times VS the strongest in modern times?

[The strongest fighting genius in human history]: Not in modern times.

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: Uncle B has already found his most effective weapon (laugh.jpg)

[Ark Succubus]: You all didn't vote for Gouzi to win? What did Gouzi do wrong? Gouzi has been strengthened and become Super Cu Chulainn!

[Someone’s savior]: So, will you win?

[A certain yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: Will win (dog head.jpg)

[A certain Ark Succubus]: Uncle B, you are the challenger now (music.jpg)

At this time, Cu Chulainn walked towards Uncle B with full confidence, and the runes in his hand continued to condense into a fireball.

"Boom!"

One after another, fireballs, like a machine gun, kept hitting Uncle B's body, engulfing him in an instant.

"Hahahaha! Damn berserker! Taste the insult I've suffered!"

Cu Chulainn was laughing wildly at this time, as if he had already foreseen the scene that Uncle B would be reduced to ashes under his fierce attack.

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However, at this time, Mo Wang laughed even harder.

When the smoke cleared, a scene that stunned Cuchulainn occurred.

Uncle B walked out of the smoke, striding out as if he was not injured at all.

"Are you kidding? Is this okay?"

Cu Chulainn gritted his teeth, and the rune in his hand changed again.

This time, the fireball turned directly into the little sun as before and pressed towards Uncle B.

However, Uncle B said, what kind of fancy thing is this, and rushed into the fireball without hesitation.

"What?!"

Cu Chulainn was stunned when he saw Uncle B rushing out from inside with white smoke coming out of his body.

No, buddy, are you cheating? Why doesn't this thing have a health bar?

However, just when Cu Chulainn was stunned, Uncle B's big hand had already grabbed Cu Chulainn's neck.

Then they started thrashing back and forth on the ground.