My chat group is so weird

Although Red A is just an ordinary four-star archer in FGO, he is not good enough in front of the five-star characters.

But unfortunately, this is the real world, and star ratings and the like have long been thrown aside.

Among all the servants, is there anyone more reliable than Red A who dies from overwork? The answer is - no one.

Let’s take a look at the hardworking employees under the two major inhibitory forces: Red A, Black A, and Muramasa.

It's all Emiya Shirou.

Although Alaya is jokingly called the number one Emiya fan, it can also be seen how useful Emiya is.

He is experienced, having lived through all sorts of bizarre Holy Grail Wars, and is familiar with most of the Servants' Noble Phantasms, and can even use them.

With Infinite Sword System activated, it is roughly equivalent to a small Flash.

What right does Mo Wang have to let go of such an old employee who is capable, experienced and hardworking?

However, in response to Mo Wang's request, Red A just rolled his eyes at the shameless guy.

Can I give you the necklace?

You're still thinking about your necklace... I won't go to Chaldea no matter what.

"Tsk, he actually left. Boring."

Mo Wang looked at Red A leaving and couldn't help but curl his lips.

But can you just not come here if you don’t want to work?

After seeing him, just pull your whole family over. He won’t believe that he can’t get an Emiya.

"Finally, now even Archer has been eliminated, and only that hateful Saber is left." At this time, Cu Chulainn looked at the disappearing Red A, and then turned his gaze to Ryuudo Temple where the Holy Grail was.

This strange Holy Grail War is finally coming to an end.

"Come to think of it, didn't you say before that you had seen that Saber use her Noble Phantasm? Then you must already know her identity, right, Cu Chulainn?"

At this time, Olga Marie walked to the side of the dog and asked.

Since we're going to fight Saber, it's better to have some information.

"Huh? Haven't I told you yet?" However, at this time, the dog looked at everyone in surprise.

"When did you say that?" Olga Marie looked at Cu Chulainn with the same confusion.

Could it be that I missed it because I was distracted?

"Well, it's true that I forgot to tell you. It's all Master's fault. He did something so outrageous that he completely forgot about me."

As Cu Chulainn spoke, he threw all the blame on Mo Wang.

"How can this be my business?"

Mo Wang, who was eating melon at the side at this time, turned around.

Is this dog itching for trouble?

Be careful, you'll be treated to a carnival set meal soon!

"Ahem, alright, alright, let's talk about Saber."

Cu Chulainn said somewhat awkwardly, "Speaking of Saber, we have to mention her sword. Have you heard of the legendary Sword of Victory? The strongest holy sword that was recovered after King Arthur's sword was broken."

"So, that Saber is actually the legendary King Arthur?!"

Olga Marie immediately covered her forehead with her hands.

Why are all the servants this time so exaggerated?

First there was the legendary Hercules, then there was Cuchulainn, and now there’s the legendary King Arthur?

Is this difficulty really that serious?

"Don't worry, after all, this is the true quality of the Fifth War."

Mo Wang, who was standing by, patted Olga Marie on the shoulder and gave her a thumbs up.

Although many people complained that compared to the fourth war, the fifth war was just like children playing house.

But judging from the quality of servants, the fifth-tier servant is indeed stronger than the fourth-tier servant.

There were Medea, Hercules, King Arthur, Alaya's hired laborer, Medusa, a gatekeeper, and a big dog.

Among them, some lived in the Age of Gods, some possessed divine powers, and one could slay dragons.

Not to mention the non-staff Flash King.

Unfortunately, it all depends on the quality of the servants.

After all, Uncle B's brain was taken away by the frenzy, and not only did the group of masters have no experience at all, Shirou couldn't even provide the magic power, which made Shirou Saber the weakest among all the Sabers.

The big dog's output was directly restricted, which led to him being persecuted and stabbed to death by himself.

"Come to think of it, the invincible King Flash didn't even make it to the prologue. Tsk. So he just ran off to watch the show after mentioning the prophecy cheat, right?"

At this time, Mo Wang secretly slandered a street lamp king who had disappeared.

If he were there, Mo Wang would have thought of replicating the Infinite Sword System.

He gets angry when talking about watching plays.

I'm afraid that right now, all the heroes are sitting on the Heroes' Throne watching the show.

It seems that the dog next to me is also here to watch the show.

MD, sooner or later, he will bring down all these people.

I'm asking you guys to just sit back and watch the show.

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Quack! Big brother, how did you become [Destruction]?

[A yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: I’m afraid this is about to turn into true Chaos Evil.

[Video store owner]: I have to activate the Star Core immediately and blow up those assholes! Drag everyone watching down to join the fun!

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: The group members are really more chaotic than each other, but it is indeed quite fun.

[King of a Chicken Coop]: Speaking of which, we're just here to watch the show, right? Don't let this big brother just explode on us?

[The Strongest Fighting Genius in Human History]: Gua, I don't want this! I don't want this! Boss Void, please don't kill me!

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: Damn, now that you put it that way, it seems like we are even less human.

[A Certain Ark Succubus]: Stop being mean, we are a serious fan club after all. We are different from those guys out there who just want to watch the show and make trouble.

[Train Junk King]: Speaking of which, can we go back to Chaldea and start drawing cards soon? What do you think we can draw with our luck?

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: As long as it's not a bunch of black keys, anything is fine. I no longer have any hope for our luck.

[King of a Chicken Coop]: What else can I expect? A Serene Hassan would be great. A three-star black-skinned little loli, gulp, hehe, anything else would be a good deal.

[A certain Ark Succubus]: Wow, the group members are really cruel, but is it really okay? I remember that Tranquility is poisonous all over, right?

[A video store owner]: This pussy is covered in poison (lick.jpg)

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: Don't worry, even if it's poisonous, I'm still a piece of shit! It's just a poison, watch me use my strong body to withstand it!

[A certain yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: As expected of King Caesar (worship.jpg)

[The Strongest Fighting Genius in Human History]: Worthy of being Caesar (Worship.jpg)

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Worthy of being Caesar (Worship.jpg)

[Someone's Savior]: Damn it, you bunch of heartless bastards just watching the show! Sooner or later, I'm going to explode with you!

Mo Wang closed the group chat and spat at his other selves.

But what will I get when I draw the card? It can't be Zhang Wu's face, right?

PS: I thought about some dirty talk for a long time but couldn't come up with anything.

Well, just don’t think about it anymore, hey!

Chapter 53: Cu Chulainn: You Chaldea are really full of talented people

After getting rid of a Red A who died from overwork, Mo Wang and others came all the way to the bottom of Liudong Temple.

There are four major attractions in Fuyuki City, one of which is Ryudo Temple, which has the hardest floor in the village.

The second is the Tohsaka family. I don’t know when it will be sold.

The third is the Matou family, which has the largest swimming pool in the village.

Fourth is Fuyuki School, which gathers the hopes of the entire village.

There was nothing much to see at the Matou family's house and the school. Everyone had just been to the Tōsaka family, and now everyone had arrived at the last attraction.

This is also the location of the Holy Grail.

Thick dark clouds obscured everything; even the trees and grass seemed to have lost their vitality, leaving the scene as gray and bleak as ever.

After a long trek, they arrived at a huge pit, and a huge tunnel appeared before their eyes.

"Is the Greater Holy Grail inside? I thought we had to climb a mountain."

Mo Wang glanced at the cave. To be honest, his memory of this place still remained at the time when the cheating Shirou cut off King Shan's hand in Ryuudo Temple.

He couldn't remember exactly where the Holy Grail was placed in UBW.

"The stone walls of this broken place are quite smooth. Is anyone digging a hole here?" Mo Wang touched the smooth stone wall and asked curiously.

"It should be half natural and half artificial. It should be a magic site created by a magician." Olga Marie, who had a lot of insights on this point, replaced Cu Chulainn's words. At this moment, a voice attracted everyone's attention.

"fu~"

Next to the cave entrance, a strange white creature that looked like a rabbit suddenly jumped out after seeing Mashu.

"Fufu?!"

Mashu was also very surprised when she saw the little white beast.

The newcomer was naturally Chaldea's mascot, the legendary primate killer, one of the rumored twenty-seven ancestors of the Dead Apostles, the real bully of Chaldea, a persecuted existence of Merlin, who looked like a rabbit but was actually a cat demon born of a pig demon - Fu Fu.

"Fufu!"

When Mashu saw the little white beast, she immediately hugged it in her arms.

And Fu Fu, who was in Mashu's arms, was about to burst into tears.

That little look seemed to be saying: I have been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come just now!

"Fufu, where have you been? I thought you were in Chaldea and didn't come over."

Mashu seemed very happy when he saw Fu Fu coming back. However, Mo Wang on the side was very dissatisfied with Fu Fu's cute behavior.

Mo Wang grabbed Fu Fu from Mashu's arms and looked at the seemingly harmless white beast fiercely.

"You've been here for a long time, haven't you? Tell me, where have you been slacking off all this time? I haven't even been slacking off, yet you actually dared to go out and wander around!"

Mo Wang expressed strong dissatisfaction with Fu Fu's behavior of skipping work. Didn't he see that without it, the team didn't even have a mascot to suppress luck?

Now they have to find this big dog as their mascot.

Wasn't this guy always by Mashu's side in the original story? (This definitely wasn't some idiot author who simply forgot about Fufu when writing. Absolutely not.)

"Fu! Fu!!" (You bastard, let me go! Be careful or I'll bite you!)

At this time, Fu Fu was struggling in Mo Wang's hands, and even wanted to bite Mo Wang.

"Hey! You little brat, you're so lazy and yet you still want to bite me!"

As Mo Wang spoke, he wanted to teach this ungrateful little fish-slacking beast a lesson.

"Senior! How could you bully Fu Fu!"

At this time, Mashu saw that Mo Wang was actually going to teach Fu Fu a lesson, so she directly snatched the little beast from Mo Wang's hands, and at the same time showed an expression of dissatisfaction towards Mo Wang.

“fu~fu!”

Fu Fu, who was in Mashu's arms, was looking at Mo Wang smugly, which made Mo Wang very angry.

It's a shame that Mashu has been holding this abominable bully in her arms. This guy is obviously a super bully on the same level as the final boss. Why is he pretending to be a cute mascot? Despicable!

"That thing, is it the little girl's pet?"

At this time, Cu Chulainn glanced at Fu Fu and couldn't help but said to Mo Wang.

"Yeah, a guy who hangs around in Chaldea all day, eating and sleeping, even lazier than me." Mo Wang complained to Cu Chulainn indignantly at this time.