My chat group is so weird

It's impossible that he just went to kill a dragon somewhere just to fake his own death, right?

This is a bit too harsh.

"It seems that you know quite a lot."

Zhongli nodded at this time, obviously not disturbed by Mo Wang's previous sharp words.

However, at this time, Mo Wang obviously had no intention of letting Lao Deng go.

"Yes, I know a lot, but there are also some things I don't know."

"For example, why would Old Deng, who's lived for thousands of years, enjoy watching others weep at his own funeral? Is it unique to Old Deng that seeing younger people weeping is interesting?"

"Hmm, is it true that the older you get, the more evil your taste becomes? How about I do the same next time?"

"Uh, forget it. Even if you die in the Kingdom of Light, they can still bring you back to work overtime. It's completely meaningless."

At this moment, Mo Wang suddenly remembered that he was in the Ultra Universe. After he was pecked to death by Barton, it took three days before Taro remembered that he was dead, and then he brought Ultra Mother to resurrect him.

I'm afraid the corpse will start to stink in a few days.

"Ahem, ahem, you're not young anymore, are you?"

Zhongli coughed twice to ease his embarrassment.

"Indeed, so maybe I'm actually crazier?"

"Come to think of it, it's actually quite strange to be called 'little friend' by someone younger than me."

Mo Wang's complaints at this time made Paimeng and Mimi next to him dumbfounded.

To be honest, this was the first time that the two people in this world saw Mo Wang using his full power of verbal skills.

With this mouth, if Aha doesn't come over, he will be so angry that he will spit out blood before leaving.

Just when Paimeng and Mimi were about to ask Mo Wang who these two people were, the ceremony of summoning the immortals officially began.

Well, why did Mo Wang know it had started?

Of course, it wasn't Ningguang who started talking at this moment, but simply because Zhongli seemed to be a little fed up with Mo Wang's big mouth and had started looking up at the sky.

At this time, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and there were flashes of lightning and thunder in the sky.

As everyone watched, it seemed as if there were giant dragons fighting each other in the clouds.

Suddenly, a strong dragon suddenly fell from the clouds and slammed into the stove in the center of the venue.

Everyone present was stunned.

"Oh? Does this mean it's both a birthday and a death anniversary?"

When the giant dragon fell to the ground, everyone was stunned and in disbelief, but Mo Wang was the only one who was still complaining with interest.

"The emperor has been assassinated! Lock down the whole place!"

Not long after the dragon corpse fell, Ningguang shouted loudly, and the Qianyan Army instantly surged out like a tide, surrounding the entire venue.

The merchants were in a panic. Some shouted, "I am a Winter Merchant!", and some shouted, "I am a Mondstadt representative!", but they were all "invited" by the Thousand Winds Army to have tea like chickens.

Mo Wang stood there, staring at the dragon corpse, his eyes shining. "Hey, Brother Zhongli, do you think this dragon is still fresh? I haven't tasted what dragon meat from Teyvat tastes like. You think I wouldn't mind if I gave it some to try?"

As soon as I turned around, there was no one around me.

It’s bad enough that Zhongli is missing, but how come Gongzi also slipped away? Neither of them left even a trace.

Mo Wang: “……（ー`′ー）?”

"Good guy!"

Mo Wang was so angry that he jumped up and down, "You guys were just calling each other brothers, but when something happened, you all ran away in the blink of an eye, right? You didn't even call me? You all follow Han Paopao, right?"

Paimeng floated over and said weakly: "Um... Mo Wang, should we run away now?"

Mimi tugged at his sleeve: "It seems the Qianyan Army has set their sights on us..."

Sure enough, several Qianyan Army soldiers were approaching this side aggressively, their spears flashing coldly.

"Why are you panicking? We are decent people! We just came from Mondstadt! What are you afraid of?"

Mo Wang said that he was a model young man. Have you heard of the Honorary Knight of the Order of Mond?

The hero who just defeated the Wind Dragon.

What could go wrong just arriving in Liyue?

Why are you running? He has nothing to fear from his own shadow!

"While that's quite correct, since everyone else has run away and you're the only one standing here, these people also feel something is wrong."

"Besides, have you forgotten that you have a lot of criminal records in Mond..."

"For example, when being chased, he beat down dozens of knights, causing chaos in the entire Mondstadt."

"And they broke several bones of the Wind Demon Dragon and damaged a large number of buildings..."

Don’t forget:…

"Okay, is it too late for me to run now? I do sound suspicious, huh?"

But Mo Wang was just talking, and now his body was like a telephone pole, not moving at all.

"Report to Lady Keqing! There's a suspicious foreign resident here, accompanied by two unidentified creatures. What should we do?"

At this moment, Keqing also walked over from the side.

The Qianyan Army that surrounded Mo Wang immediately reported to him.

"Strange creature?"

At this time, Keqing was listening to the report from Qianyan Army, and her eyes immediately turned to Paimon and Mimi beside Mo Wang.

Keqing couldn't help but blink. What on earth was this white flying man and this strange pink creature that couldn't be told whether it was a puppy or a rabbit?

"What strange creatures! Your whole family is the strange creatures!"

"That's what I'm saying! That's so rude!"

At this time, when they heard the Qianyan Army soldiers dare to call them unknown creatures, Mimi and Paimon immediately pouted angrily.

"Can you still speak?"

Keqing's expression looked even more strange at this moment.

"Oh, sorry, these are my pet number one and pet number two."

"Don't worry, these two are just silly and cute, they don't have any fighting ability at all."

At this time, seeing Keqing coming over with a cat head, Mo Wang sold out Paimon and Mimi without hesitation.

Well, you can’t say it’s sold.

In a sense, Paimon's status has been elevated by going from emergency food to pet number two?

"Partner! You're taking this too far!"

When Mimi heard Mo Wang's words, she became even angrier.

"That's right! I'm not a pet! Even if I were a pet, I'd be pet number one, right?"

Paimon responded to Zhumi Midao at this time.

"No, Paimon, isn't this what you're focusing on?"

Fans were shocked. Does this guy really want to be a pet?

"Well, actually, when I think about it, there's nothing wrong with being a pet, right? After all, the pets in our team are just there to be cute. As pets, we can just eat and wait for death and live like parasites, right?"

At this time, Paimeng said shamelessly.

"So...but if that's the case, you won't be able to use your spoils to fill your coffers anymore."

"Damn it! Don't forget who you called a pet!"

When Paimon heard that the small treasury was gone, he immediately became angry.

As everyone knows, no one can hurt Paimon's small treasury, not even Huangmao.

Although Mo Wang was actually very curious about where Paimeng, with his small body, could hide the money.

He had reason to suspect whether Paimon had also created a four-dimensional pocket.

"Are these two guys performing crosstalk?"

Keqing rubbed her eyebrows at this time.

At this moment, she was having a headache about the assassination of the Emperor and had no mood to think about these things.

At this moment, her eyes were on Mo Wang, who was making a stupid face.

"Where are you from? What are you doing in Liyue?"

Keqing's tone at this moment was very indifferent, highlighting her official manner.

"Sir, I'm from Mondstadt! I'm a drinking buddy of a slacking Wind God, and an Honorary Knight of Mondstadt. I came here to make friends with the gods here."

At this time, Mo Wang spoke to Keqing with a serious expression.

"what?"

Keqing looked confused, as if she understood, but also didn't.

"Lady Keqing, this man seems to be from Mondstadt. Incidentally, he is also an honorary knight of the Knights of Favonius."

"If it's not handled properly, it will become a diplomatic issue."

At this time, a soldier next to her who probably understood what was said said to Keqing.

"Honorary Knight of the Knights of Favonius? Is there such a thing?"

"Why are you coming here instead of staying in Mondstadt?"

Keqing had a headache at this moment.

She didn't want to deal with any diplomatic matters right now.

"Forget it, let's take him down and question him first."

Keqing waved her hand and then asked a group of soldiers to take Mo Wang away.

However, it would be more accurate to say that Mo Wang went down with this group of people rather than being brought down with him.

In Keqing's eyes, Mo Wang had even put his arm around a soldier's shoulder and started to act like a brother.

"Hey, big brother, do you guys in the Qianyan Army provide meals? What delicious food do you have?"

"I heard that you guys in Liyue are quite hospitable. Can you recommend any fun and delicious places?"

Keqing looked at Mo Wang, who didn't treat her as an outsider at all, and suddenly her eyelids started twitching.

What's going on? Are all the people from Mond abnormal? Does this guy even have a clue that he's a suspect?

Chapter 351: The Legendary Blame King——Desu of the Fatui!

In Liyue's interrogation room, all the wise men were present.

A large number of merchants from their own country and other countries were all invited by the Qianyan Army to have tea.

A large group of guys who were either rich or noble in other countries came in at first and were clamoring to give the Qianyan Army a lesson.

As a result, after a "friendly" exchange among a group of burly soldiers, they all started crying for their parents.

After all, it is normal. In a popular sense, Liyue can be said to be the country with the most martial virtues in the entire Teyvat.

Think about the neighboring countries——

The Knights of Mondstadt never fought any wars. Normally, the Knights would just deal with monsters and surrounding thieves.

Not to mention those so-called elite knights, most of them were taken away by the Grand Commander, and they didn't dare to confront a group of Fatui head-on.

As for Inazuma, although she also has a lot of martial virtue, it's quite difficult to hold on if you think about it carefully.

Not only was their territory small, but they also didn't control nearly half of it. Their soldiers' highest-intensity drills involved fighting with the natives of other islands, and the key point was that they hadn't been able to defeat the other islanders in all these years.

In Liyue, it's almost the point of a fight at the village entrance.

As for Xumi, needless to say, his own guards basically rely entirely on mercenaries, which is okay.