My chat group is so weird

Looking at Zhongli's eyes, the young master couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Well, Mr. Zhongli, please tell me, how complicated is it?"

"It's very simple. First, you must send someone with the Hundred Taboos Talisman to Jueyunjian to find a few immortals. As the leader of all immortals, this is reasonable, right?"

"Yes, yes, that makes perfect sense..."

What a fart!

The young master started to panic at this time.

He did have the Hundred Taboos Talisman, after all, he happened to find a lot of that thing when he was collecting debts before.

But going to Jueyunjian to find an immortal? And asking him to attend the emperor's funeral?

The young master thought that he did not have the courage and eloquence to achieve such a step.

If he just let his men go, he would probably be beaten into a meat pie by a few immortals in a short while.

When talking about this matter, the young master's first reaction must be to think of a certain yellow-haired guy.

After all, he had heard from the lady before how powerful this yellow-haired guy was.

But unexpectedly, this guy didn't even run away before! Now he was directly invited to have tea.

If he had known this would happen, the young master felt that he should have pulled that guy over and had sex with him.

"Also, the materials needed for the Immortal Delivery Ceremony are extremely precious."

"Je, precious? How precious?"

The young master's premonition became worse and worse at this time.

"It's hard to say. After all, I've never bought those things. Probably, it will cost several million Mora."

Zhongli said calmly at this time.

By the way, I continued to drink some tea.

At this time, the young master wanted to vomit blood.

Millions of Mora? Just ask for it?

At this moment, Zhongli didn't think there was anything wrong with all this.

After all, when he held a farewell ceremony for his old lover Gui Zhong, he used the same arrangement.

As for the Emperor, he was the King of Liyue at that time. Although he had not yet become the God of Rock, he was also the leader of a group of immortals.

The things you use are naturally the best.

What? Did you spend money?

A group of immortals found the materials themselves, why do you think they cost money?

Let’s not talk about Zhongli, who has just come to the mortal world and has no concrete concept of money. He doesn’t know whether these things are expensive.

Even if he knew, Zhongli probably wouldn't care at all.

After all, he wasn't the one paying. With a wealthy man like him here, why not take advantage of him?

The Heart of God, if it costs less, wouldn’t he lose the title of God of Contract?

Anyway, that old thief Zhongli has only one thing to say: My own funeral must be the best! Not a single old friend can be left behind!

That’s right, in fact, the old guy Zhongli is blatantly cheating people out of money.

According to the plot, his identity had actually been known to the lady before this, and he had completed a transaction with her.

As a result, the young master is still stupid and knows nothing.

He is indeed the muscle idiot designated by the Fatui themselves.

At this time, the young master was already starting to feel overwhelmed.

He has now begun to think about how to get more funds.

Otherwise, how about just making things harder for you brothers and giving them a little less salary this month?

But the young master certainly didn't expect that something even more troublesome had already happened.

"My Lord! Something bad has happened!"

At this time, one of the Fools ran to the young master in a hurry.

"What happened? Why are you so anxious?"

The young master couldn't help but frown as he looked at the fool who was almost exhausted from running.

"This one……"

The Fatui looked at the Young Master hesitantly, then glanced at Zhongli who was calmly drinking tea beside him.

"Just say it directly. Mr. Zhongli is not an outsider."

"Also, calm down. Don't panic. Even if the sky falls, I'll still hold it up."

The young master patted the Fatui's shoulder, then calmly drank a sip of tea.

"Oh, you are worthy of being called Master!"

Seeing the young man so calm, the Fatui no longer panicked.

"So, what's going on?"

"Oh! Nothing much, just a yellow-haired guy attacked, and many brothers died immediately."

"puff!"

At this moment, the young master burst out laughing.

"Yellow hair? What yellow hair?"

At this time, the Young Master completely ignored Zhongli who was sprayed all over, and hurriedly asked the Fatui around him.

The fools who were pulled aside by the young master thought to themselves, "Didn't he say he wasn't panicking? Why is he even more panicked now?"

"This is the yellow-haired guy that the lady mentioned earlier. The one with two unknown creatures."

"No, how did he get here?"

The young master was very confused.

What the hell? Why did they start fighting out of the blue? Did the lady do something bad again?

That's not right! That should be the lady's business, what does it have to do with him?

Dadali Duck was very panicked at this time, feeling that things seemed to be developing a little differently than expected.

"He said we've got something going on. I don't quite understand what it is."

The fools said embarrassedly.

"Something happened? What happened? Oh no! This yellow-haired guy is not trying to frame us and put the blame for the Emperor's assassination on us!"

I have to say that the young master's train of thought is exactly the same as that of his subordinates.

"Anyway! Sir, please go back quickly! Slow down, I guess we'll have to collect the bodies of our brothers!"

The Fatui spoke anxiously at this time.

Well, before that he was still worried about whether to deduct his brothers’ wages.

Now it seems that there is no need at all.

If everyone is dead, why do we need wages?

"Um, Mr. Zhongli, I'll go back first. We can talk later."

After the young master finished speaking, he ran out in the blink of an eye.

Zhongli sat in his seat, looking at the empty seat, frowning and thinking: Did that guy run away without paying?

"Sorry, I forgot to pay. I'm leaving now!"

Just as Zhongli finished thinking this, the next moment, Dadali Duck returned to his position like Kizaru, dropped a purse and ran away.

The waiter beside was dumbfounded.

"Is this guy about to have a baby? Why is he running so fast?"

……

At this time, in the Fatui branch, a large group of Fatui were already lying on the ground.

To be honest, the Fatui are definitely not weak.

Although each of them is equipped with evil eyes, they are not as good as those guys who have the genuine eyes of God.

But it is definitely many times stronger than ordinary people.

In the early stages, this group of Fatui can be said to be the most disgusting characters for novices, no doubt about it.

In that era when resources were scarce and characters had few upgrades, encountering a large group of Fatui in the wild must have made a group of new players feel desperate.

It's okay in the wild, but when playing the main storyline, it's even more desperate.

A bunch of bastards suddenly open a shield, and then you find out, oh no, there is no character in your team who can break the shield at all, and you can only rely on manual rubbing to fight. How desperate that would be.

(I still remember the Snow Mountain mission, when I was stuck in the heart of Durin and a bunch of Fatui rushed over. It was so disgusting.)

But even though the Fatui are all players who have spent their lives on gambling, they still look so weak and powerless when facing Mo Wang, the cheating dog.

"Is this settled?"

Keqing, who was watching outside at this time, had been confused for a while.

Dozens of Fools with evil eyes! They're no small fry; even if I were to go in, I'd be beaten into a pulp!

In the end, if we don’t forget one person, everything will be solved?

The whole time, it didn't even take ten minutes?

"Boring, so boring."

"I'm just a bunch of fools, but I'm not satisfied at all, Kusuo!"

Looking at Mo Wang, who was stepping on a Fatui with a berserker look on his face, Keqing began to wonder if she had paid too little.

Such a powerful man actually only paid twice the market price? Isn't this a very reasonable price?

Fortunately, Mo Wang’s attention was not on Keqing at this time.

If he knew that this girl was now feeling that she had paid too little, she would be so angry that she would beat her chest and stamp her feet, and would directly increase the reward for the next stage of the task tenfold.

Well, after all, it’s because I’ve been away from a poor place like Mondstadt for too short a time, and I haven’t adapted to the rich life in Liyue yet.

Otherwise, Mo Wang would definitely ask for a huge price without any hesitation.

"That's it? The person is really gone?"

"How boring! Why are there so few Fatui? Where are all the others?"

"Hasn't the wilderness been reclaimed yet?"

Mo Wang saw that no one showed up and felt a little unhappy.

How come these annoying guys appear in batches in the wild, but there is no one when we run to the base?

"Yellow-haired guy over there! Let my brother go!"

At this moment, the young master's voice had already reached Keqing and Mo Wang's ears from a long distance away.

"That's... the Fatui Executor, sir?"

Keqing recognized the young master's identity at a glance.

As an executive officer of the Fatui, Keqing's files are naturally of utmost importance.

Among the intelligence collected by Liyue, this executive has been a member of the Fatui executives for the shortest time.

However, its level of danger is ranked very high.

According to relevant assessments, this person's strength and dangerousness require at least three or four experts with the Eye of God to take him down.

Thinking of this, Keqing couldn't help but reveal a worried look.