My chat group is so weird

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The two little guys, Paimon and Mimi, were so full that they almost vomited.

"Help me up, I can still eat!"

Paimon, who was lying on the bed at this time, straightened up with difficulty, looking like he wanted to get up and continue fighting.

But unfortunately, her belly was almost as big as a watermelon, and Mimi, who was standing next to her, collapsed on the bed, her belly almost twice as big as her body.

Mo Wangdu wondered if these two little guys would explode if he poked them with a needle.

"Okay, okay, it's not like you're only staying here for a day."

"Hurry up and go to sleep to digest it. It would be funny if you die of overeating later."

At this time, Mo Wang silently took off Paimeng's clothes and changed into a small set of pajamas.

However, Paimon had no reaction at all, as if he had already gotten over it.

"Hey, tomorrow, I'm going to eat plain noodles, almond tofu, and hot pepper chicken..."

This guy Paimon was still muttering about various foods before falling asleep.

"Are you a glutton? You can eat so much."

Although Mo Wang had long been disgusted with Paimeng's foodie nature, he still admired the fact that he still wanted to eat even when he was almost dying of fullness.

By the way, Mo Wang seriously doubted whether Paimeng's body was made of flesh.

Can a normal creature really get its belly so big? This isn't Luffy.

Although he really wanted to complain about Paimeng's appearance, Mo Wang still placed the two little guys on the pillow lovingly.

And he lay down between the two little guys.

That’s right, Mo Wang actually sleeps in the same bed with Paimon and Mimi.

Don't get me wrong, this is actually a very normal thing for Paimeng and Mo Wang.

After all, when they were in the wild, two people would usually only bring one tent and sleeping bag. When they were sleepy, they would either sleep together or Paimeng would sleep while Mowang would stand guard.

When they returned to the city, in order to save travel expenses, Mo Wang and Paimeng slept together normally.

Over time, they both got used to it.

What? You asked Mo Wang if it would feel that way if he and Paimeng slept together?

What are you thinking about?

Although Mo Wang is a white-haired loli control freak, he still has some moral integrity.

With Paimon's body shape, she can't be considered a loli at all!

Of course, if Paimon were about twice as big, that would be a different story.

But so far, Mo Wang treats Paimeng as a younger sister who needs to be taken care of all the time.

"Okay, eat, eat, eat. I'll let you eat tomorrow."

Mo Wang said helplessly.

"Hehe, Mo Wang is the best."

After saying this, Paimon fell asleep.

After seeing that Mimi and Paimeng had fallen asleep, Mo Wang also fell asleep.

but……

"What kind of situation is this?"

When Mo Wang closed his eyes and suddenly opened them again, he found that he was no longer in the hotel in Liyue.

"What the hell? This place... Shit! Isn't this my room?"

Mo Wang looked at the surrounding environment at this time. There was no doubt that this was the room he had traveled through before.

Not only that, even his face and hair color had returned to their original colors.

"Oh my god, why am I having such a dream?"

In less than a second, Mo Wang clearly realized that this was just a dream.

To be honest, Mo Wang was already very familiar with the experience of being suddenly pulled into a dream like this.

A bunch of old guys behind me always like to use this trick when passing messages.

He was almost numb.

Mo Wang looked around the room in confusion, his fingers gently tracing the familiar scratches on his desk—the names of anime characters he'd carved with a knife in high school. Car horns blared from outside the window, and in the distance, he could see the neon sign for the 24-hour convenience store at the entrance to the complex.

"Strange...why did I dream about the room I lived in before I traveled through time this time?"

He muttered to himself, his eyes sweeping over the yellowed posters on the wall. "Logically speaking, shouldn't the dreams those old guys sent me be about at least a luxurious hotel or something?"

At this moment, the lights in the room suddenly flickered, emitting a crackling sound. Mo Wang frowned and instinctively took a defensive stance. The computer screen in front of him automatically lit up, showing a screen full of snowflakes, and then the screen suddenly switched -

The classic image depicts a woman in white, her hair disheveled, crawling out of a well. But strangely, her hair is as white as snow, with a faint glimpse of bluish-gray skin between the strands. Most chillingly, her crawling movements are incredibly contorted, her limbs twisting at impossible angles and producing a teeth-grinding "crackling" sound.

And he kept calling Mo Wang's name.

"Don't forget~"

To be honest, this sound sounds as exciting as opening the windows and doors in the middle of winter.

Don't forget:

Faced with this strange scene, Mo Wang was stunned for a full ten seconds.

Just when the female ghost was about to completely crawl out of the screen, Mo Wang suddenly jumped up, picked up the mechanical keyboard on the table and swung it at the other party's head.

"boom!"

The keyboard slammed down hard on the ghost girl's head, sending several keycaps flying. Mo Wang slammed the keyboard while cursing, "What the hell! Are you pretending to be Sadako in front of me? Are you pretending to be me?! What kind of ghost is this? You're playing the Ring with me?"

The woman who was hit hard on the head by Mo Wang seemed to be stunned at this time, and kept screaming.

The woman was about to say something, but Mo Wang was quick to grab the thermos cup on the table and pour it into her mouth: "I'll treat you to a 1982 Coke!"

Then the woman let out a terrible scream.

"Stop it! Stop it! It's me, Aha!"

At this time, the woman finally spoke, and hurriedly shouted at Mo Wang not to continue.

Mo Wang: (⊙?⊙)?

Who does this guy say he is? Aha?

This time, Mo Wang was stunned for longer than before.

He even began to wonder if he was hallucinating in his dreams.

"It's really me! My family, lovely and charming Aha!"

The white-haired woman finally crawled out and lifted her hair, revealing her lovely appearance underneath.

And at this time, he took out Aha's iconic mask...

then……

"CNM! Really Aha?"

"Aha! Beat! Beat you to death!"

At this time, Mo Wang was fighting even harder.

The fist was about to leave an afterimage.

This is worse than being haunted.

What the hell is going on? Is the whole Teyvat going to be destroyed?

How on earth did this thing get to him?

He thought to himself, he is Huangmao Mowang, not Junk Man Mowang, so how could he dream of Aha?

It is impossible for the yellow-haired Mowang to dream of the white-haired beautiful girl Aha.jpg.

"Stop fighting! I'm a Star God after all, can you please give me some respect? If you keep doing this, I'll get angry!"

Aha, who was dressed as a beautiful white-haired girl, pushed Mo Wang away angrily, and then puffed up his lips like the beautiful girl.

To be honest, this white-haired beauty is really amazing.

In Mo Wang's impression, it was probably comparable to the white-haired Lolita transformed from a certain Amber King.

But when he thought that this was Aha, Mo Wang shuddered.

"You have no dignity!"

"No, how did you get to me?"

Mo Wang is very anxious now. After all, if Aha can run into other dreams of his own, doesn’t that mean that these star gods can ignore the world and run around everywhere?

If that were the case, Mo Wang promised that he would have a big fight with Aha.

"Isn't this because I noticed someone using the power of joy, and it's at the level of a Commander. I thought I hadn't created any new Commanders recently, so I came over to take a look."

"I didn't expect that you were the one using it."

At this time, Baimao Aha said a little embarrassedly.

Don't forget to be silent.

Can it still be like this?

Oh, he remembered, it seemed that Teyvat was near Bengtie.

And it was not far from Omphalos.

It's only natural that this guy would come here.

"Oh, I'm so exhausted. It's really not easy to sneak in from such a far distance."

"I didn't expect that Mo Wang, you actually have another one here."

"Such an interesting world, and you didn't even tell me about it. As our envoy, you are truly derelict in your duty."

Ah Ha said this proudly at this time, as if he had discovered Mo Wang's little secret and found it very interesting.

"Haha, is this considered a new world? It's right next door to you. You're not just here to laugh at me, are you?"

Mo Wang was staring at Aha in front of him with a forced smile.

If possible, he really wanted to stick an Aha repellent talisman on Aha's head right now.

Mo Wang already knew all about Ah Ha's many things about him, as well as many things about Mo Wang in other worlds.

After all, so many people have awakened their destiny and performed a lot of fancy operations. The star gods have already known about these things for a long time.

Everyone just knows it tacitly.

However, those star gods may not care at all because the distance between them is too far, or because these worlds are not interesting to them.

But only Aha.

Mo Wang and his companions have always been aware of this outlier among the star gods and try their best to avoid this guy.

After all, no one knows whether Aha will suddenly go crazy and come to find them one day.

For example, now.

"What the hell are you doing here? Get out of here if you have nothing to do."

Mo Wang said to Aha in a bad mood, showing that he disliked him.

"Don't be like this. As our messenger, what's wrong with pleasing your god?"

Ah Ha pouted at this time.

"You're not my god at all. The guy you're looking for is on the immortal boat right now. Go find him yourself."

At this time, Mo Wang was complaining to this guy.