My chat group is so weird

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: Even I, a king, would be excited to see such a beautiful girl!

[The Strongest Fighting Genius in Human History]: Something's wrong. How could you, Mo Wang, actually draw a five-star character? This isn't Mo Wang! Who the hell are you, you bastard?

[Owner of a video store]: There must be a European who secretly possessed Mo Wang and used his account to log into Kouya!

[Someone's Savior]: Bullshit! You're just jealous that I sneaked into Europe! That's just envy, jealousy, and hatred!

[A Hyperion's tanking king]: European seals, go to hell!

[A soul player who dreams of becoming a card king] has joined the group chat.

[Little Red Riding Hood who is destined to become the king of picking up girls] has joined the group chat.

A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king: Weird, how come there's a weird app on my phone all of a sudden? Does anyone know what this is?

[A Little Red Riding Hood who is destined to be the king of picking up girls]: Me too, but why do all the people in the group look so familiar to me?

[A Hyperion Tanker King]: Welcome new members to the group! Remember to claim the newbie gift pack in the file. There is a complete introduction to this group and what it is about.

[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: Newcomer to the group, please remember to pay the membership fee and send a sexy picture.

[Owner of a video store]: Newcomer, please send us some erotic pictures!

[Someone's savior]: Newcomer, please send me some sexy pictures! +1

[King of a Chicken Coop]: Newbie, send me some dirty pictures! +2

[Someone's Strongest Demon King]: Newcomer, send me some sexy pictures +10010

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: So, our souls actually got blown to pieces, and then we started creating group chats? What's with that tomato déjà vu? What about Zack getting blown up and becoming a quartered vegetable?

[Little Red Riding Hood, destined to be the pickup artist]: What? The tomato is actually me? I'm already playing a new storyline so soon? That's not right, where can I get my new girlfriend?

[The Greatest Fighting Genius in Human History]: Where did the new group members go? Why are they all talking about tomatoes and stuff?

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: Just look at my title and you’ll know, it must be Yu-Gi-Oh!

[A certain Hyperion tanker]: Duel Links? I remember we quit that game pretty early, didn't we? It was because of those weird venues and rules.

[A soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: The answer is MD.

[Someone's Savior]: What the hell? MD has a plot?

[Some Strongest Demon King]: I remember MD wasn't just a card simulator? You can't even enter the card story, right?

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: The answer is a combination of Duel Links and Manafort. The card pool is Manafort's.

[Owner of a video store]: I don’t really agree with this idea of ​​not putting together a set of Quansheng Pearl Tears to fry fish.

[A Soul Player who dreams of becoming a card king]: You bastard! Don't even think of insulting my soul with that mean woman! I'm a Soul Player! An unwavering anti-Pearl warrior!

[Someone from Teyvat]: So what deck are you playing? The fifty-dollar Tamashi?

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: The answer is the Hop deck...

[A certain Hyperion tanker]: What? There's a Hope player in the group?

[Ark Succubus]: Where's the meteorite? Where's the meteorite I brought for the treat?!

[A Hyperion's tanking king]: Don't worry, I'll go find one in space right now!

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: I don’t really approve of the Mowang deck.

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: Besides, I can't play Pearl Tears right now. In this meta, the only useful cards in the card pool are Wyrmprint, Eldorado, Sky Striker, and Dragon Maid...

[The King of a Certain Chicken Coop]: I am dying of laughter. It turns out that I can’t play with Pearl Tears.

[Video store owner]: I was supposed to be a Pearl Fighter, and this is all I've gotten? But playing El Dorado, I can still blast through the natives in Duel Links, right?

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: Really? Do you like the little girl who starts with Five Old Ai?

[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: Your case is an extreme one. It's impossible that a passerby can play as Five Old Ai in Duel Links, right?

Ark Succubus: Besides, since you're in Duel Link, you must have a wide variety of skills, right? Isn't that enough for you?

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: I've already said that the system and card pool are MD, so where do the character skills come from?

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Isn't that completely useless? Trash!

[The strongest fighting genius in human history]: Although there are newcomers, I feel they are not very useful.

[A Soul Player Who Dreams of Becoming a Card King]: Who said that? I have something that will definitely make everyone in the group call me Dad!

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: Putting aside the fact that we're all one person, calling you dad is kind of ridiculous. I'd like to see what gives you such confidence.

[A Soul Player Who Dreams of Becoming a Card King] has uploaded [Tianting Azeus]

[The King of a Chicken Coop]:?

[The strongest demon king]?

[Owner of a video store]:?

[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: Damn, Gundam!

[The strongest fighting genius in human history]: Damn it, Dad!

[A Certain Ark Succubus]: Okay, okay, now Mowang and the others can also start big carrots.

[Owner of a video store]: I just don’t know if this thing consumes a lot of electricity. My electricity bill is already unbearable.

[A Soul Player Who Dreams of Becoming a Card King]: Speaking of which, where's this new member? I remember him coming with me, didn't he?

[Little Red Riding Hood, destined to be the king of pickup artists]: Huh? Me?

[A soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: Yes, brother, where have you been?

[Little Red Riding Hood who is destined to become the king of picking up girls]: I am also a Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Some Strongest Demon King]: No? Duel Links and Dragon Age: ...

[A Little Red Riding Hood who is destined to become the king of picking up girls]: It’s the power of cards.

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Damn! That card power that increases favorability and allows you to seduce anime female characters endlessly just by playing cards?!

[Owner of a video store]: The Little Red Riding Hood who is rumored to have traveled through five parts of Yu-Gi-Oh and only appears in legends?

[Ark Succubus]: What? The King of Picking Up Girls is actually me?

[A Soul player who dreams of becoming a card king]: Damn it! I don't accept it! We're all Yu-Gi-Oh! We're all Little Red Riding Hood! Why on earth can you even go to Card Force? Why on earth can you even pick up girls! (Angry throw.jpg)

[Little Red Riding Hood, destined to be the king of pickup artists]: Okay, it's not bad. Actually, I just like playing cards. And my card pool isn't as rich as the MD masters.

[A Soul Player Who Dreams of Becoming a Card King]: So what are your abilities? If they're useless, then you're the loser! (jealousy.jpg)

[A Little Red Riding Hood who is destined to be the king of picking up girls]: I... seem to have only some weird talents and it seems like they are of little use to everyone.

[Some yellow-haired person from Teyvat]: Whether it's useful or not, you can tell me first by posting it. Whether it's garbage or not, let the group members taste it first!

[A Little Red Riding Hood who is destined to become the king of picking up girls]: Oh.

[Little Red Riding Hood, destined to become the king of picking up girls] has uploaded the talent [Destined to be a draw]

[Owner of a video store]:?

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]?

[The King of a Certain Chicken Coop]?

[A Certain Ark Succubus]: Holy crap, Europe shouldn't forget?! Is there really such a thing?

[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: Little-known fact: the Pharaoh was from Africa.

[Someone's savior]: So you are the big boss! There is salvation for the non-chiefs! You are my savior!

[A Soul Player Who Dreams of Becoming a Card King]: Maybe, this kid can really become Yu-Gi-Oh! (smoking.jpg)

Chapter 63: This time, it’s the boss’s victory

Ark, inside the Military Academy.

At this time, several huge transport planes were parked in front of the students.

The majestic instructor was mobilizing the students below to stand in front of the crowd.

Each of these new commanders in front of him had an indescribable fear and anxiety on his face.

"Listen up! You bastards! I'm sure you already know what day it is today! That's right! Today is the day you, a bunch of useless bastards, graduate! It's also the time for you to go to the front lines and fight!" The instructor, who looked like a gorilla, shouted at the students who were about to piss their pants. "I know you bitches are about to piss your pants, right? But it doesn't matter. No matter how terrifying Letcher is, he is definitely no match for us humans and Nikki! You have to believe in the Ark and the army. We will definitely drive those damn Letchers out of the land we live in. This is the only purpose of your three years of studying here! Believe in yourselves, you will definitely come back alive!"

Even though the instructor on the stage spoke passionately and enthusiastically.

But unfortunately, none of the students below were blinded by their passion.

Trust in the Ark? Trust in the Army?

Those who believed in these guys would have already had their bodies torn into pieces by some passing Letcher, right?

Anyone who knows a little bit about the mess between Ark and Letcher would not say such nonsense as Ark will win.

Besides, the place they were going to was the front line of the hellish meat grinder!

Commanders who go to that damn place usually don't survive the first week.

And this idiot actually said they could come back alive?

"Have you heard? None of the seniors who went there before are still alive? Even the top student in the grade last time was said to have had half his body destroyed after he went there."

"You mean that senior, right? He was full of confidence before he left, saying he was going to save the Ark, but within three days he was crippled by Letcher who fell from the sky. I just attended his funeral a few days ago."

"Bah! These guys just want us to be filler babies! Not a single young master has come! They're just going to leave us to die!"

"Ammo resupply is unavailable, but KPIs are required, and resources are not given. Even a jungler wouldn't play like this, right?"

A group of commanders were so eager to rise up in rebellion and chop off the instructor's head because of the nonsense he said, and shouted "Long live freedom."

But because the opponent was as strong as a gorilla and was surrounded by Nikki, a group of new commanders chose to give in.

"Hey, I say, the noise is a bit too loud, the instructor has come to see us." At this time, several students who were complaining angrily immediately felt someone reminding them in their ears.

When he turned around, he found a pair of dead fish eyes staring at him.

"You, you are Mo Wang?!"

The moment they saw Mo Wang, several new commanders were stunned. They obviously didn't expect to see Mo Wang here.

"Shh~ Keep your voice down, the instructor is watching."

Mo Wang glanced at the instructor on the stage who was staring at them with murderous eyes, and reminded them.

The moment they saw the gorilla, several students immediately shut their mouths and even showed obedient looks on their faces.

Who says the front lines are dangerous? They love being there! They shine and work hard, and they can also work hard to make life more comfortable for the higher-ups.

Seeing that these people were so cowardly, Mo Wang shrugged indifferently.

To be honest, Mo Wang quite agrees with what this group of people said.

After all, in the game's plot, few of the Ark's top executives are human beings.

How cruel can these people from Ark be?

While using moral blackmail to manipulate Nikki on the front lines like a human battery, he also welded a "Spark of Human Civilization" plaque onto his forehead. He pounded louder than anyone else in the command room, and in the event of a rumbling crisis, he'd run faster than the ammunition the logistics department withheld!

During the day, they chanted "For the Glory of the Ark" in meetings, but at night, they secretly recycled the casualty list like waste paper. While Nikki shed tears and blood, they produced PowerPoint presentations. Losing on the front lines meant "tactical adjustments," and winning meant immediately jumping out to grab the spotlight in political advertisements.

The most amazing thing is that every time the battle damage report comes out, those guys in suits can always shift the blame in 360 degrees: they blame the manufacturing department for the lack of ammunition, they blame the reconnaissance department for the intelligence error, and they call Nikki's rampage a "necessary sacrifice", commonly known as the "three no's".

In particular, Mo Wang glanced at the group of new commanders here and found that there was indeed not a single descendant of a high-level official among them.

Because those people have already gone to do logistics through various means.

Going to the front lines? That's for people without money or status.

From Ark's point of view, these people waste the Ark's air when they are alive and waste the Ark's land when they die. It would be perfect for them to be used as filler babies.

"Mo Wang, why are you here?" At this time, a commander on the side, after seeing the instructor's gaze shift, quietly asked Mo Wang beside him.

"I'm also a commander. Isn't it normal in a place like this?" Mo Wang said calmly to the classmate in front of him.

"No, what I mean is... shouldn't people like you have already gone to logistics?" The new commander looked at Mo Wang in confusion.

He thought that all those who came here were ordinary people like him, with no power and could only go to the front line.

"I'm so sorry, I really want to do my part to save the Ark. Even though places like the front lines are certainly dangerous, they're the best place to save the Ark."

As Mo Wang spoke at this moment, a holy light seemed to appear on his face.