My chat group is so weird
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And the ten immortals [The Great Sage Who Conquers Demons].
Even if we include Lu Guoba, there are only eleven people.
Among the eleven immortals, three are in human form, three are in bird form, two are in beast form, and two are in the form of immortals jumping over the wall (actually, it’s a teapot… Oops, that’s wrong, don’t pull my glass bag!)
Let’s not talk about [Yixiao Daotian] and [Minghai Qixia] for now, these two are already dead.
Qiqi and Grandma Ping... Let's not talk about Grandma Ping who takes care of the elderly all day long. It's useless to go there anyway. As for Qiqi, you said she was an immortal. I guess even the people of Liyue themselves would find it weird. She is of no use at all.
A-Yuan, A-Du, you said these two fat birds are immortals? Aren't you afraid of being laughed at if you tell others about it?
And Lu Guoba...this guy's current strength may not be stronger than that mushroom god. He is just a pure mascot.
So all in all, Ningguang only needs to find four, and there is really nothing wrong with that.
You can't really expect a few mascots to show up when you're attending a funeral, right?
"By the way, who is the immortal in Jueyunjian? How strong is he?"
At this moment, Mo Wang felt that he was almost there, so he simply asked Zhongli about the situation here.
There's no way. It's been a while and he has forgotten who was here.
"There are three high mountains in Jueyunjian, namely Aozang Mountain, Qingyunding, and Hulao Mountain."
"They are respectively inhabited by the True Lords of Cutting the Moon and Building the Sun, Managing the Water and Die the Mountain, and Keeping the Clouds and Borrowing the Wind."
"The one closest to us at the moment is the True Lord of Lishui Dieshan on Mount Hulao."
Zhongli talked freely and told everyone everything he knew.
Others may not think much of it and just think that Zhongli knows a lot.
Just like a know-it-all of Liyue.
But Mo Wang already wanted to complain.
This guy really sold out his men completely.
This old Zhong is the kind who can deal with 100,000 Moras and really does his best.
In other words, I don’t know if those immortals will cry when they find out about this.
"True Lord of Lishui Dieshan? A grumpy old bird?"
At this time, Mo Wang recalled and found that this seemed to be the guy with a bad temper.
Among the three beast-shaped immortals, one is a tsundere, one is a grumpy old man, and one is an honest man.
A classic trio combination.
Don't forget, this grumpy old bird seems to be quite strong. It is said that this guy was present when the Dragon King Ruta was suppressed.
He also built the monument under the Fulong tree.
But it seems that this old bird's method of punishing others is a bit scary.
It was directly locked in the big amber.
"To summon an immortal, one must first use the Hundred Unrestricted Talisman. My friend, do you have it with you?"
At this moment, Zhongli suddenly thought of something and had a bad premonition in his heart.
"A talisman of no taboos? What do you need that for? I'm here to fight, not to visit you."
Mo Wang looked at Zhongli with disdain. What? Do I have to send an invitation before I can fight?
What's the point of using a guy like you?
Zhongli was also stunned.
No, you actually wanted him to knock on the door?
Are you really sure that you have passed it? Can you still fight?
To be honest, although Zhongli has never shown this skin in front of the immortals, the immortals are not fools.
These old guys could smell what kind of scent he had.
If it really came out, I would probably kneel down immediately.
"Too."
Mo Wang looked at Zhongli's eyes and immediately understood what he meant.
Think about how many years those guys have been following Zhongli?
If Zhongli were really asked to go over, he would probably kowtow and bow down.
"There's no other way. As expected, I have to do it myself."
Mo Wang shook his head and felt that it was not possible for him to slack off.
........................
Soon, Mo Wang and his group arrived at the doorstep of Master Lishui Dieshan.
At this moment, runes were flashing in front of the mountain gate. Although there was no mountain gate, these flashing runes could not be opened by ordinary people.
Everyone looked at the mountain gate and stared at Mo Wang, wanting to see how this guy was going to get Master Lishui Dieshan to come out.
"Hey! Old Bird! Open the door! The Liyue Harbor Service Team, Qixing sent us to bring you warmth! Please open the door!"
Mo Wang stood at the gate of the mountain and started knocking hard.
"Can you still knock on the door like this?" Seeing Mo Wang like this, Hu Tao couldn't help but ask Zhongli beside him.
"I don't know." Zhongli was also speechless.
Generally speaking, when immortals come to visit, they use elemental power to express their feelings and transmit their thoughts directly.
Otherwise, ordinary mortals also use various means to ask for a meeting with the immortal.
Mo Wang was the first one to attack the mountain gate directly.
I guess the Lishui Mountains inside are also confused now.
Although Mo Wang had been knocking for a while, unfortunately, this light curtain was made of elemental power and had excellent sound insulation. Mo Wang knocked for a long time but didn't hear any movement inside.
"You old bird, you forced me to do this, didn't you?"
Mo Wang curled his lips and began to rummage through his pockets. He searched for a long time before pulling out a massive metal cannon barrel with a diameter of over three meters. He pointed the black muzzle at the rune barrier at the mountain gate.
Mimi took a look at the thing and his expression changed instantly: "Wait! This, this can't be..."
"I just don't believe it! Even Chiyou's cannon can't blow down your broken mountain gate!"
At this time, Mo Wang had a smile on his face, but this smile made everyone around him shiver.
Walnut's eyes widened: "Hey, Mo Wang, you don't want to—"
"That's right." Mo Wang adjusted the angle of the gun and waved at everyone, "Stay away, everyone. This thing is quite powerful. Don't get hurt by mistake."
Although no one knew the origins of this "Chiyou Cannon," the dark red lines flashing on the barrel and the ominous aura it exuded made it clear it was no good. Paimeng's hair stood on end in fear: "Where on earth did you get this dangerous thing from?"
Sensing something was amiss, Hu Tao grabbed Paimon's cloak without a word and dragged her behind a large piece of amber. Zhongli frowned slightly and quietly stepped back a few steps, standing at a safe distance.
And Mimi was even more outrageous, she just hid inside the book.
"Old bird, take my shot!"
As Mo Wang roared, the next moment the Chiyou cannon in Mo Wang's hand began to gather terrifying power.
When the shells were fired, suddenly everyone felt as if another sun appeared in the sky.
At the same time, Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun, who was practicing in the cave, was frowning.
He was very unhappy when he felt someone knocking on his door just now, saying that they were from the Seven Stars of Liyue Harbor.
Or rather, these immortals were already very unhappy with the Seven Stars.
Apart from Xiao who doesn't want to get involved, and Ping who is just slacking off, the attitude of the other three immortals towards Liyue is basically that they don't want to bother with it.
Strictly speaking, it's like when a child raised by the family grows up and starts to disobey their parents, and then the parents get sulking with the child.
Honestly, the immortals really do care about humans. They're all like the elders of families.
But because of this, children feel that they have grown up and want to take control of their own lives, while parents feel that their children are not yet grown up and are doing many things wrong.
But this guy Zhongli wants humans to be independent.
In the end, these three guys acted as if they didn't want to get involved.
I guess they just want to wait for the Seven Stars of Liyue to bow their heads and beg them.
But at this moment, Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun was very unhappy.
After all, I'm an immortal, right? Why doesn't that person outside show any respect? Is this the attitude of Qixing now?
It turns out that I should just ignore these people and wait until they bow their heads before coming out.
However, this old man obviously didn't expect that Mo Wang was not a Seven Stars person at all, or at most a hired guy of the Seven Stars.
This is done in a very violent way.
At this moment, Master Lishui Dieshan suddenly felt a palpitation in his heart, and the feathers on his body exploded. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw the rune light curtain at the mountain gate violently twisted, and then -
"boom--!!!"
The entire Hulao Mountain trembled, and stalactites from the cave's ceiling tumbled down. True Lord Lishui Dieshan stumbled and nearly fell from his cushion. He stared, eyes wide open, as he watched helplessly as his front door was blasted to dust by a crimson beam, and a violent gust of wind swept in, carrying debris and dust.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Walnut, hiding behind Amber, coughed non-stop. She cautiously poked her head out and looked at the immortal cave with billowing black smoke. Her voice became distorted: "This, this power is too terrifying, isn't it? Is the True Lord Lishui Dieshan... still alive?"
Paimon clutched Hu Tao's clothes tightly, his voice trembling, "If he gets killed in the explosion, will Miss Ningguang deduct our wages?"
Hu Tao glanced at Paimeng. If he was really blown to death, Mo Wang would probably execute him first and ask Ningguang for money for the murder later.
Well, thinking about it this way, could it be that Mo Wang really did it on purpose?
"Which bastard dared to bomb my house!"
Just as Walnut was daydreaming, a deafening roar suddenly exploded from the smoke and dust.
At this moment, a dusty bird flew out from the smoke.
If you are not mistaken, it looks like a lot of the hair on this guy's body has been burnt.
Even Zhongli was almost stunned.
The dignified Master Lishui Dieshan almost became a featherless chicken?
Chapter 366: Zhongli: You are the Emperor, then who am I?
In Jueyunjian, there were many immortals, all looking in the direction of Amber Mountain with confused expressions.
"What happened with Master Lishui Dieshan?"
Many immortals in Jueyunjian were looking at each other, trying to see the situation of Amber Mountain.
Just now, this group of immortals only felt a terrifying explosive force, but the next moment, a roar came from the side of Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun.
"Which bastard dared to blow up my cave?"
After hearing this roar, the immortals were all shocked.
Did the True Lord's cave get blown up?!
Who on earth is so reckless that dares to do such a thing here?
At this moment, looking at the True Lord Lishui Dieshan whose hair was about to fall out, Hu Tao and others opened their mouths in surprise.
"This is truly cruel. A dignified True Lord was actually blown to pieces like a hairless chicken? If this gets out, I guess this person won't be able to stay here any longer."
Hu Tao couldn't help but shook her head. This time, Mo Wang was afraid that he had really offended the True Lord.
Is that guy really sure he can deal with that immortal?
"Who is it! Who did this?"
At this time, Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan looked at the people at the scene angrily.
A little girl in black clothes, who looks like Hu Tao, the current head of Wangsheng Hall?
There is also an unknown little white guy?
There was also a yellow-haired guy and a young man who looked a little familiar.
At this moment, when Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan saw Zhongli, he was suddenly stunned.
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