My chat group is so weird

Dan Heng suppressed his headache and complained to San Yueqi.

Well, now it’s good, has another person in their train crew finally gone crazy?

Although he had expected this, he couldn't help but feel a new pain when he thought about the former San Yueqi, who had now become a guy with the same train of thought as Mo Wang.

Wait, it seems like this guy, March Seventh, has always been pretty good at stirring up trouble. That's fine then.

"Thank you both for your hard work."

Zhongli walked over to Dan Heng and Lao Yang. Looking at these two young men, whose temperaments were somewhat similar to his own, he could tell at a glance that they were probably the few normal people in Mo Wang's group...

Well, a little bit normal.

"Nothing, I'm used to it."

As soon as Old Yang opened his mouth, he expressed unspeakable bitterness.

At this time, Dan Heng looked at Zhongli who was talking to him. In the other's eyes, Dan Heng saw a look of sympathy with himself - the eyes of someone who was devastated by Mo Wang.

"If you don't mind, how about we go for a drink later? I happen to know a pretty good tavern in Liyue."

At this time, Zhongli invited Danheng and Lao Yang.

"Honored."

Faced with Zhongli's invitation, Danheng and Lao Yang agreed without thinking.

There is no need to say much about Dan Heng and Lao Yang. Both of them are pure pioneers.

The kind that is fascinated by the customs and cultures of different places.

When they heard that the old native Zhongli wanted to treat them to a drink, they immediately agreed.

There was no need to say much about Zhongli. He also wanted to find someone to find out what was happening outside.

These people hit it off immediately and started hooking up together.

"That's not right? How did these guys hook up so quickly? Am I the only one left behind?"

At this time, Mo Wang looked around and felt something was wrong?

How come Sanyueqi and Paimeng started chatting? Zhongli and Danheng were also invited to go drinking with Lao Yang.

Even Ji Zi was invited by Ningguang to be a guest.

Why are you here alone? No one wants you?

"Is my popularity in this place so bad? Something's wrong. It's very wrong."

Fortunately, there is someone who has not forgotten Mo Wang.

Hu Tao suddenly jumped out from the side, looked at Mo Wang who was standing there in a daze, and patted him directly.

"Hey, what are you thinking about? You've been thinking about it for so long."

"Nothing, just looking at the corpse."

Hearing Hu Tao calling him, Mo Wang answered subconsciously.

"You actually have this hobby?"

"Come to think of it, it's quite appropriate for you to lie down in here."

"Why don't you just buy this coffin? You'll need it later anyway."

Hu Tao said to Mo Wang with a smile at this time.

"You guys really are always thinking about selling your own coffin."

Mo Wang stared at Hu Tao with a strange look. He thought he must be sick, so he bought himself a coffin.

"After all, business isn't easy. So, are you really not planning on buying one? This is a specialty of Liyue, the finest coffin in our Wangsheng Hall. Wouldn't you consider it?"

Mo Wang was about to complain, but then he thought again, this girl said that this was Liyue’s specialty and there was nothing wrong with it.

After all, in the entire Teyvat, only Liyue uses this kind of coffin.

"Forget it, I don't have Mora. You can just let this guy buy it himself after he wakes up."

"I think he slept quite comfortably."

Mo Wang waved his hand, indicating that this thing was of no use to him at all.

"What a pity! This guy is currently Liyue's biggest creditor."

"Several hundred million Mora~ Tsk tsk tsk, what a rich man."

As Hu Tao spoke, he walked towards Bai Zhu.

"Hey! Have you finished your inspection? I've been checking for quite some time. Have you found any problems?"

Walnut was quite rude when she spoke at this moment.

"The patient has already been examined. There's nothing serious wrong with him. He just has a few broken bones and a slight bruise on his head, but otherwise he's fine."

Bai Zhu had long been accustomed to this girl in front of him, who was strictly speaking his junior sister, and the tone of his voice remained unchanged.

"Huh? Is that the only problem?"

When Hu Tao heard this, she also shouted in a strange tone.

To be honest, having several broken bones should be considered a serious illness, strictly speaking, right?

But when I think about it, this is Teyvat, it doesn’t seem like a big problem.

It's just a broken bone.

Even if an ordinary person was injured like this, it would probably only take a few weeks.

"Have you really checked this guy out? If that's all he has, then why isn't he waking up?"

Hu Tao looked at Bai Zhu suspiciously. If nothing was wrong, why was this person still lying inside?

"This……"

"Tsk, he can't even cure this, and he claims to be the best doctor in Liyue."

Bai Zhu was speechless at this point.

To be honest, Baizhu has treated many people in his life.

He has seen some that are human, some that are not human, and even some that are dead.

But this was the first time he had seen someone as weird as Mo Wang.

Just checking for half a day made him exhausted.

Not to mention providing medical treatment.

What medicine do you think will be effective?

Acupuncture? It can't even penetrate the skin, what's the point?

This is not about humans at all, or even the fact that Teyvat doesn't exist.

Don’t even mention being the best doctor in Liyue. Even if you ask the best doctor in all of Teyvat to come here, he’s still Ma Zhua.

"Quack, huh~!" Hu Tao turned his face away and didn't look at Bai Zhu anymore.

"Hey, Hu Tao, please don't be like this. Doctor Bai Zhu has good intentions."

"It's normal, normal, no one has ever seen a disease like mine."

However, Bai Zhu did not expect that Mo Wang would run directly to Bai Zhu and enthusiastically took his hand, which made Bai Zhu a little flattered.

He originally thought that the rumored Mo Wang was a very arrogant and domineering guy, but he didn't expect that he would be so easy to talk to.

"No, I, I didn't do anything."

"After all, you know your physical condition best. From the very beginning, I only did some insignificant things." Bai Zhu said embarrassedly at this time.

"Hey, Doctor Bai, don't say that."

"Even though you didn't cure the disease, you still have to pay for the medical expenses."

"I don't have much to say. Look, I'll give this to you. Just consider it as your medical expenses."

At this time, Mo Wang put his arm around Bai Zhu's neck with a playful look on his face, and then handed a bottle to Bai Zhu.

Bai Zhu looked at the bottle Mo Wang handed over, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "What is this?"

Mo Wang lowered his voice mysteriously: "Elixir of Immortality, haha, you know."

"Eternal life--!" Bai Zhu's pupils suddenly shrank and he almost screamed out loud, but Mo Wang covered his mouth with his hand.

"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Mo Wang glanced back furtively at Dan Heng, who was talking to Zhongli. After confirming that no one was paying attention, he let go of his hand and continued to chuckle, "This is a treasure I got from outside. Although... well, it has some side effects, with your skills, Doctor Baizhu, you will definitely be able to overcome it! I'll give this to you as a gift for medical expenses. As for how to use it, it's up to you!"

Bai Zhu stared at the medicine bottle in his hand, which glowed with an eerie green light, his fingertips trembling slightly. Immortality—the obsession he had pursued for half his life—was so easily squeezed into his palm?

"What are the side effects?" His voice was hoarse.

Mo Wang scratched his head. "Oh, nothing. It's just that if you live long enough, you might go crazy. But this side effect is not completely impossible to eliminate. As for how to change it, hehe, that's your business, Doctor Bai."

Upon hearing this, Bai Zhu took the bottle from Mo Wang's hand with a confused look.

At this moment, he looked at Mo Wang and for a moment he didn't know how to evaluate this person.

Bai Zhu would probably never forget that devilish smile in his life.

At this moment, Walnut suddenly popped her head out from behind the coffin. "Hey! What are you guys secretly trading? Could it be..." She narrowed her eyes. "Are you trying to sell three-no health supplements?"

Hu Tao's shout scared Bai Zhu.

Almost subconsciously, Bai Zhu ran out in a panic.

"What did that guy do? What did you give him?"

Hu Tao looked at Bai Zhu who ran out stealthily, and asked Mo Wang with a strange expression.

"It's nothing, just the elixir of immortality."

Mo Wang said casually.

"Elixir of Immortality? No, do you really have such a thing?"

When Hu Tao heard this, she turned around and looked at Mo Wang.

"I remember, didn't that yellow-haired guy tell you? He wanted to give it to you before, but you didn't want it, didn't you?"

Mo Wang looked at Hu Tao with a strange expression.

"I~! I didn't know that thing was real! Why do you still have so many elixirs of immortality? And you give them away casually?"

Hu Tao looked at Mo Wang at this moment, and for a moment she didn't know how to complain about this guy.

"Also, didn't you say that thing had side effects?"

"Oh, it's not dead."

"I believe Dr. Bai wouldn't be so irrational."

"Besides, if there are any side effects, they will only happen hundreds of years later, so don't worry."

Mo Wang waved his hand casually, as if he didn't take the matter to heart at all.

In fact, there was a little trick behind the elixir of immortality he gave to Baizhu.

Anyway, those guys in Xianzhou have been researching the elixir of immortality for so many years and still haven't figured out how to cause side effects. They might as well try the natives of Teyvat here.

Maybe they'll come up with side effects while they're at it? After all, these guys are quite good at metaphysics.

Although Mo Wang didn't know whether his actions would bring about side effects or create the second immortal boat.

But don't be afraid of forgetting.

If there are any side effects, that will be hundreds of years later.

Secondly, since Huangmao is here, he is not afraid of this.

Anyway, it’s not his fault how he uses it.

The yellow-haired man lying in the coffin at this moment twitched his eyebrows for some reason.

It seemed as if he felt that another self was trying to trick him.

"Uh, I always feel that you have bad intentions." Hu Tao looked at Mo Wang with a smirk on his face, and always felt that this guy was up to no good.

But after thinking about it, if something really happened, Hu Tao would not be afraid because he was still there to take the blame.