My chat group is so weird
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[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: This lousy group can even replicate star cores indiscriminately, what are you afraid of? Let the group members open their eyes to the entire core!
[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Damn, you guys, are you trying to kill me? Never mind, I'll go take a look and see if I can grab a few.
Chapter 80: What the hell is the European Shit Warrior Mo Wang?
"Don't forget your number! Revive with full health!"
At the door of Saint Freya's infirmary, Mo Wang, who had finally removed the pile of white bandages on his body, was laughing loudly towards the sky, attracting strange looks from the Valkyries around him.
Didn’t our captain just break some bones in the previous battle?
Why does it look like this side isn't doing any better?
Could it be that his brain was damaged by shit in the previous battle?
Here, we have to mention the previous anti-entropy invasion battle.
Because Anti-Entropy actually sent out a clone of the former First Herrscher Walter, and this clone still retained the power of a pseudo-Herrscher.
In order to prevent the Valkyries from having unnecessary worries, the two little geniuses, Theresa and Ai-chan, actually made a major change to the matter.
Well, there's nothing wrong with the part about Theresa and the others fighting.
As for Mo Wang, that’s a bit abstract.
It was clearly a huge battle with the Herrscher-level warriors, but Mo Wang used all his strength to beat the opponent to the ground, and finally successfully rescued Kiana and other Valkyries.
But what happens after the adaptation?
The good Joyce clone was turned into a weirdo covered in "Oli Gei" and who could only say "Aba Aba Aba".
And this weirdo will continue to attack with his hands covered with Oligay.
Even Kiana, Mei and others were attacked by the enemy's stench, which made them stink terribly. In the end, they were overwhelmed and fainted.
At this critical moment, Mo Wang suppressed his nausea, stood up at the moment of crisis, and fought a fierce battle with this monster covered in Oli Gei.
In the end, he finally defeated the enemy at the cost of breaking bones all over his body.
Well, in a sense, this adapted story seems to be more frightening to the Valkyries than the original.
Furthermore, the image of anti-entropy began to gradually collapse into a strange appearance.
Judging from the results, it seems that even Otto has tacitly agreed to this matter.
Anti-Entropy did not come out to refute it.
As for Mo Wang... he had no idea what was going on.
If I get seriously injured in the battle with the poop monster, and other people find out, my life might be over.
"I say, why are you so noisy as soon as you get out? After being in the hospital for a few days, haven't you learned to be quiet?"
Just after Mo Wang came out, the familiar white-haired ball had already come to Mo Wang.
It turned out that it was Mei, Bronya and Kiana who came to pick up Mo Wang after knowing that he was discharged from the hospital today.
"Who was I thinking? Turns out it's you, you white-haired bastard! You bastard! Today I'm finally free, die for me!"
"Don't come over here! You bastard! Hey~ Mei, save me!"
"What the hell is that?! Stop right there, you white-haired bastard! Speak your mind! Didn't that guy grab you by the neck too?"
"Quack! I don't want to remember it, I don't want to remember it!"
"Can't you two just be quiet for a while?"
Mei and Bronya, who were standing by, saw that Mo Wang and Kiana were still as energetic as before, and they didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
"Mo Wang, I heard that you have been discharged from the hospital?"
Just as Mo Wang and Kiana were playing, another white-haired man who looked at least half as short as Kiana also appeared outside the infirmary.
"Hey, isn't this our dear dean? It's been such a long time since we last met! Let me hug you!"
When Mo Wang saw Theresa appear, he abandoned the paramecium without hesitation and pounced on Theresa.
Are you kidding me? How can a stupid, foul-mouthed, white idiot possibly smell like a legal loli?
"Hey~ Don't come over here, you guy."
Seeing Theresa being hugged by Mo Wang, she quickly reached out to push Mo Wang away.
But unfortunately, Mo Wang has experienced another wave of upgrades, and now even in terms of physical fitness, he has surpassed Theresa.
By the time Theresa reacted, Mo Wang had already hugged Theresa and was ready to kiss her.
"Dean! I really missed you! Fly! Kiss!"
"Someone come here, there's a perverted lolita lover here!"
At this time, Theresa tried her best to push Mo Wang's head away, but in just a short while, Theresa's face was covered with Mo Wang's saliva.
Considering the European Shit Warrior mentioned earlier, I always feel that this academy president is no longer useful.
"What the hell! Why is he hugging and kissing my aunt? Is this guy really a perverted loli control?"
Seeing Mo Wang hugging Theresa, Kiana said with some jealousy.
"Well, I can tell that Kiana must be very envious."
At this time, Bronya, standing next to Kiana, began to make sharp comments.
"Who's envious? Who wants to be hugged and kissed by that kind of European-shit warrior?"
When Kiana heard what Bronya said, she started to get angry like a cat.
However, seeing how she tried so hard to conceal it, Bronya raised the corners of her mouth slightly.
"Hmph, come to think of it, Bronya, you're the type Mo Wang prefers, right? Look at you, a typical little loli."
As Kiana spoke, she did not forget to glance at Banya's skinny figure.
"Haha, obviously Paramecium is Mo Wang's favorite."
"Everyone, stop arguing!"
While Kiana and Bronya were arguing, a black-haired girl among the trio always felt like she was being ignored.
Well, in fact, it is true.
After all, generally speaking, in a team of three, there is always one person who will be in a state of being invisible for a long time and having little sense of existence.
As for Mei, before she became the Herrscher of Thunder, she didn't really have much of a presence (this isn't a bud, thank you).
"Stop it, Mo Wang! I came to see you for something."
"What's the matter, Dean? You don't have to treat me to a meal. If possible, I'd like to invite you to go catching goldfish."
"You're talking like a good-for-nothing uncle in a comic book. Please, please, be serious. I'm talking about serious business!"
Theresa said to Mo Wang a little angrily.
"Okay, let me hear what's going on."
Mo Wang yawned and said that he had just made a fuss and felt a little sleepy.
"Oh, Grandpa wants you to go to the Oceania branch."
"Oh, the Oceania branch? Wait? Which one did you say?"
"The Oceania branch, a new branch established only a few years ago. What's the matter? Is there a problem?"
Theresa looked at Mo Wangdao strangely.
"It's a big problem!"
When Mo Wang heard the name, he immediately hugged Theresa's big... oh no, short legs, and began to cry, "No, Dean, I bled for Saint Freya! I just took a few days of sick leave, there's no need to kick me out now, right? Can't I just give up this position as Captain Hyperion?"
Theresa: (A`′A)
What nonsense is this guy talking about? Is his head really filled with shit?
Chapter 81 Mo Wang: I became the Censor?
"What the hell are you doing again, you guy?"
Theresa, who was being held by Mo Wang, had a red face... no, a red face... no, a red face either. Anyway, her face just turned red.
At this time, the Valkyries passing by all showed funny expressions.
Who knows, after today, what kind of weird articles about Mo Wang and Theresa, as well as strange books drawn by some masters, will appear in the Saint Freya forum.
"Dean! Even if I haven't done anything meritorious, I've certainly worked hard! Just because I've even been admitted to the hospital for Saint Freya, please don't let the bishop banish me to that remote place!"
Mo Wang was crying at this time and winked at Kiana beside him.
"What? Auntie, Mo Wang is going to be exiled? You mustn't do this! After all, Mo Wang is a rare laborer in our Saint Freya! If he leaves, Teacher Ji Zi will have to work overtime and stay up late again!"
Although Kiana's brain has not yet loaded to understand what is going on.
Fortunately, she and Mo Wang had always had a tacit understanding, so she followed Mo Wang and hugged Theresa and howled.
He even howled louder than Mo Wang.
Those who didn’t know would think that Mo Wang was about to be killed by the bishop, and Kiana was crying.
Well, given the current situation, I guess we need to add some more characters to the story and the book.
At this time, Theresa was a little confused by the passionate combination skills of Mo Wang and Kiana.
I just asked Mo Wang to go to the Oceania branch, how did it turn out like this?
As for this?
Mo Wang said that there was nothing wrong with going to the Oceania branch.
But if he remembered correctly, things were about to start to fall apart over there.
Or almost the entire Oceania, playing the Great Collapse together.
Even if Mo Wang himself wouldn't die, there was no point in running off to the center of a nuclear explosion right now, right? Wouldn't that be pure suffering?
I have to mention here the branches under Tianming.
It's strange to say, as these are the three branches that are mentioned the most and are the strongest in the plot.
The North American and Far Eastern branches had already defected, and the newly established Oceania branch was also on the verge of collapse.
The Oceania branch was established around 1999 and is headquartered in Queenstown, New Zealand.
The purpose of its establishment is to curb the expansion of anti-entropy forces. This branch has strong technical capabilities and has led the development of the Coral Island Autonomous Region and the "Galaxy Ladder" project since 2007.
Of course this is all bullshit.
This branch can basically be said to be the worst-hit one in the entire collapse.
Because the team stationed here is the famous Snow Lotus Team.
What? You say you don't know what the Snow Lotus Squad is? There's a genius in this team: the renowned Herrscher of Ice, Anna!
First, there was the experiment by Destiny, which resulted in the creation of Wind Herrscher Wendy, which nearly blew up the entire New Zealand. Then there was the Herrscher of Ice Anna, who froze the entire coral island.
Let me ask you, is there any nuclear explosion area that was bombed twice?
Counting the bootlicker Chen Tianwu, Oceania suddenly produced three Herrschers.
As a result, among the many branches of Tianming, only the Oceania branch was completely expelled.
He must be crazy to go to such a place.
"Stop it! This is an order from Grandpa himself. He wants you to inspect the Oceania branch on his behalf."
Theresa casually handed a document to Mo Wang.
"Ah? Shall I go?"
Mo Wang pointed at himself, his small eyes filled with confusion.
"No, why should I go? What qualifications do I have to go?"
Mo Wang pondered, inspecting the branch on behalf of the Bishop of Heaven's Mandate? Isn't this the same as the censors in ancient times?
With his status, what qualifications does he have to replace Lutuo?
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