My chat group is so weird

"Fans? Idols?"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, the blush on her face deepened, and the beer can in her hand crunched loudly. "Don't try to fool me! Just now you said I was a beautiful girl, and now you say I'm a fan? Do you think I'm stupid?!"

"No, I really didn't fool you!"

Mo Wang felt that the more he explained, the more confused he became. His heart was pounding. "Listen to me, let's calm down now. Put down the wine can first, and let's have a good chat..."

"What are you talking about?"

Kiana slammed the table, stood up, and stared down at Mo Wang, "Didn't you just say you liked me? Well, I'm going to give you a chance today! From now on, I'm your girlfriend! You're not allowed to regret it!"

"what?!"

Mo Wang was completely stunned, his mind blank. He opened his mouth and was about to say something when Kiana grabbed him by the collar.

"What? You don't want to?"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, her tone threatening, "Or do you think I'm not worthy of you?"

"No, no! How dare I!"

Mo Wang quickly waved his hands, feeling flustered. "I just think... this happened too suddenly. Should we reconsider it..."

"What are you considering?"

Kiana interrupted him directly, her tone full of unquestionable firmness, "My words are final! From now on, you are my boyfriend! No objection allowed!"

Mo Wang was speechless under the pressure of Kiana's aura, feeling helpless. He looked at Kiana's flushed cheeks and blurry eyes, knowing that she was probably drunk and would probably forget everything she said tomorrow. So he sighed and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what I will do. Isn't that enough?"

"That's pretty much it!"

Kiana nodded with satisfaction, loosened Mo Wang's collar, and then sat back on the sofa, her whole body limp, muttering, "Hmph, you're sensible... I'm so beautiful, you've made a fortune..."

Mo Wang looked at Kiana's drunken appearance, feeling both amused and helpless. He shook his head and was about to get up to pour her a glass of water, but unexpectedly Kiana stood up again and pushed him to the ground.

"Hey! Kiana, what are you doing!?"

Mo Wang was startled by this sudden action. Just as he was about to struggle to get up, Kiana pressed him down.

"do not move!"

Kiana placed her hands on Mo Wang's shoulders, looking down at him with a confused and overbearing look in her eyes. "Since you are my boyfriend, I have to discipline you! Don't flirt with other girls anymore. Do you understand me?"

"When did I flirt with other girls?"

Mo Wang looked helpless, secretly complaining in his heart. Why is this girl so difficult to deal with when she is drunk?

"Humph, don't think I don't know!"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, a hint of jealousy in her tone, "I saw how happy you were chatting with Anna today! Don't do this again in the future, or I will... I will..."

"What about you?"

Mo Wang asked subconsciously.

"I'll bite you!"

After Kiana finished speaking, she actually lowered her head and gently bit Mo Wang's shoulder.

"hiss--"

Mo Wang gasped, speechless. Was this girl really drunk or just pretending? Why was she biting?

"Hey, Kiana, calm down! Let's talk it out, don't do anything..."

Mo Wang tried to push Kiana away, but found that this girl was incredibly strong and he couldn't push her away at all.

"do not move!"

Kiana raised her head, a threatening look in her eyes, "If you move again, I'll bite you!"

Mo Wang suddenly didn't dare to move, feeling helpless. He sighed, resigned to his fate, and lay on the ground, letting Kiana press on him. He silently prayed that the girl would sober up quickly, otherwise he would not be able to sleep tonight.

However, Kiana didn't seem to intend to let him go.

"Hehe, since you are my boyfriend, it's normal for you to do some strange things."

At this moment, Kiana showed an evil smile to Mo Wang.

"Calm down! Don't! You'll regret this tomorrow!"

However, before Mo Wang could finish his words, Kiana kissed him directly.

The alcohol mixed with a hint of sweetness directly crushed all of Mo Wang's will to resist.

At this moment, Mo Wang couldn't help but shed tears of regret.

I never thought that one day I would be raped by Kiana...

Let's leave the following scenes to two well-known Pokémon to explain:

"Onix, use your passive skill, Tempering, and attack with your Iron Tail!"

Onix instantly tightened its defenses to the maximum and became as hard as steel, rushing towards the Ironclad in front!

But this attack only made Metapod tremble slightly.

As time went on, the crisp sound became louder and louder under Onix's continuous whipping. It was obvious that he was using all his strength, and Shelly also trembled slightly and opened his shell.

Seeing that Metagross was about to collapse, he used "Water Gun Attack!"

The tightly closed shell of the Ironclad Shell opened slightly, and a stream of water shot out from the shell, directly hitting Onix, splashing it with water! Onix had the Tempered Armor, so this little damage was insignificant!

Onix continued to use "Crash!" Onix jumped straight and slammed into the open shell of the Ironclad!

Metapod used its "Shell Defense" and Onix, who was about to strike directly at the vitals, was instantly caught in Metapod's shell! Onix violently shook its body, pushing Metapod's shell, and the tightly closed shell was slowly opened and closed by Onix!

Seeing that Onix was about to break free, the next step would definitely be an attack, so Metapod quickly used "Water Cannon Attack!"

The moment Onix broke free, a huge water cannon hit it!

Onix resisted the attack and used its full power to "Impact!" Water splashed, and Onix took the attack and crashed into the interior of the armored shell, crushing it with overwhelming force! Facing the fatal blow, the armored shell released "Ultrasonic Wave" as a final resistance!

Because victory is at hand! Steelix used "Sacrificial Charge!" Under such a continuous attack, Metal Gargoyle completely lost his combat power in the ultrasonic waves.

The length of this battle is unprecedented in the entire history of Pokémon battles.

When the battle ended, it was already noon the next day for both sides.

Although Onix defeated Metagross, it also paid a heavy price.

And one third of Mo Wang's room, which served as the battle venue, had been destroyed.

And don't forget that the bed that had been with him for several years was finally completely destroyed.

This event is also known as the First End War in the history of Honkai.

Chapter 122: The Most Inspiring Pokémon Trainer? What the Hell is Alex?!

At noon, when the sun shone on Mo Wang's face, his face was filled with melancholy.

His room looked like it had been attacked by a Godzilla. Even the game console that Mo Wang had treasured for a long time was destroyed.

Yesterday's fierce battle caused him too much damage.

At this time, Mo Wang lit a cigarette, and he looked like a sage.

But even though the room has become like this, when Mo Wang saw Kiana lying next to him like a kitten, he felt indescribable joy in his heart.

Even when he was happy, he was a little bit cocky.

Last night his brothers mocked him for not being able to find a girlfriend, so what are they saying today?

He has even got the number one female protagonist in Honkai Impact 3rd!

How should I put it? It's definitely a bit harmful to your health.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about the kidneys. It's just that Kiana was a little too cruel last night, and there were even a lot of bruises on his body.

But to be honest, can we say that he has now transformed directly from Paramecium to Paramecium?

Having said that, Mo Wang turned the fireworks in his hand into ashes with a fire, then picked up his phone and started showing off.

[A certain Hyperion's "Tanker King"]: I heard some people say I can't get out of being single, but I don't agree. Oh, I didn't expect that after just one day last night, not only am I no longer single, I'm also a virgin. From now on, we won't be able to have fun together. [Image: After a big fight last night, my girlfriend slept like a cat. JPG]

[A yellow-haired Teyvat person]: ???

[Someone’s savior]:??????

[Owner of a video store]: ???

[Train Trash King]: No, buddy, what the hell did you do? How did Kiana end up lying on your bed all of a sudden?

[The King of a Certain Chicken Coop]: TM, what on earth did you do last night without telling anyone?

[The Strongest Fighting Genius in Human History]: This is fake, right? It has to be fake! I don't believe it, this is impossible! Kiana must be playing a prank on you, right? Tell me now!

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: Oh my god, is it so fast?

[A Succubus from the Ark]: Brother, let’s share our memories, really.

[A Soul Player Who Dreams of Becoming a Card King]: Boss! I wish you good health! You are not allowed to be single! No!

[Little Red Riding Hood Destined to Become the Pickup King]: Uh, seeing another me finally find love is okay… So, does that mean I’m finally found love too? Damn, I’m so envious!

[A certain Hyperion's Tanker King]: Sigh, honestly, I wasn't the one who initiated it yesterday. I really didn't expect this. After all, wasn't our obsession just to have a relationship? How did it end so suddenly? Speaking of which, brothers, take this as a warning. The Valkyrie's physical prowess is too strong, and it's both harmful to your health and your finances.

[Someone come and kill this guy! This is showing off to me!]

[Someone's Strongest Demon King]: A girl actually took the initiative? But you're so exhausted after just one night, you're lame. You need to exercise more.

[The Strongest Fighting Genius in Human History]: I don't quite understand. Is this the bus to kindergarten? Let me go! I want to get off!

[A Certain Ark Succubus]: Burp, thanks brother, I’m full.

Mo Wang looked at the messages in the group and couldn't help but want to say a few more words.

I can only say that the greatest pleasure of being single is not dating with your girlfriend, but showing off to your single friends (don’t ask me how I know this).

At this time, Mo Wang was sending messages while hugging Kiana in his arms.

"嘤~"

At this time, Kiana just murmured softly, without even opening her eyes, and subconsciously hugged Mo Wang's body.

The soft touch made Xiao Mowang feel like he was about to stand up again.

[The most popular Pokémon trainer]: Boss, did you find a girlfriend? Teach me! I want to be popular too!

[The Salted Fish Among the Eight Million Warriors in a Certain Dungeon]: Humph, it’s just a girlfriend, I don’t envy her (wearing glasses Jpg)

Just when Mo Wang was about to turn off his phone and have a good sleep, two unfamiliar names suddenly appeared in his eyes.

[A certain Hyperion tanker]: What's going on? A new guy? Am I seeing things?

[A Certain Strongest Demon King]: You read that right, he is indeed a newcomer...

[A Hyperion tanking king]: (Nani Jpg) When did it happen?

[Ark Succubus]: Actually, it was just... ten minutes before you arrived. We were just about to ask the newcomer where he was from.

[A Hyperion Tanker King]: The most exciting Pokémon trainer? Who is it? Zhiye?

[Some of the most exciting Pokémon trainers]: How is that possible! If I were Satoshi, I'd be catching a legendary Pokémon with my bare hands right now!

[A certain Hyperion tanker]: Who could that be? It can't be Red, right?

At this time, Mo Wang and his friends were wondering who the most exciting Pokémon trainer was that the new Mo Wang mentioned. After all, it seemed that every protagonist in the game was basically not that exciting.

When I played Pokémon in the past, I felt that if I kept killing all the way, the main storyline would be completed.

What? Are there any enemies you can't defeat? You're kidding. If the Sword God of Shilipu doesn't crush you at the same level, then he's not Mo Wangwang.

[The Most Inspiring Pokémon Trainer]: Actually, my title is a bit off. I'm not actually in the Pokémon world, and my partner isn't a Pokémon, but Alex.

[A certain Hyperion’s tanking king]: Huh?

[A certain yellow-haired Teyvat person]: What the hell is Alexmon? No, that's not right! Why does it feel familiar?

[Someone’s savior]: Could it be?

[Video store owner]: Um, what do you understand? Why do I feel like I don't understand?

[The most exciting Pokémon trainer]: Well, have you guys ever heard of... the title of Pokémon Pikachu?

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: What the hell?! H-version Pokémon?! Not my buddy, you bastard! You're so envious of me!