My chat group is so weird
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"Oh."
However, facing Aha who was extremely eager to perform, Mo Wang always kept a dead look in his eyes.
Mo Wang did not show any emotion at all regarding this performance.
At this time, he took out a pava chair, sat up directly, and motioned Aha to continue, because he was watching him anyway.
"Hey, no, can't you react a little? I'm Aha, the Star God of Joy. Don't you have any expression of surprise at all?"
Seeing that Mo Wang still looked uninterested, Aha felt very frustrated.
In the past, when people saw him, they either admired him, were afraid of him, or were wary of him.
What does this bored look mean?
"Oh? Oh! It's actually the dignified Star God of Joy who has come to visit! I'm truly flattered!"
Although Mo Wang's words sounded quite respectful, to Aha, there was not a trace of tone in them.
"No, buddy, can't you react a little more? It makes me look really embarrassed."
Aha scratched his head. It was the first time he had seen a guy like Mo Wang.
"What reaction do you want from me? You come into my dream late at night to be a trash can, and you still expect me to treat you well? Even if you're a Star God, I'll spit you in the face!"
"And you, you didn't think I wouldn't recognize you just because you were pretending to be that damn trash can, did you? That's too bad. I recognized you right away."
At this time, Mo Wang complained to Aha in a bad mood.
To be honest, when Mo Wang realized that he was in a dream, he had already begun to notice that something was wrong.
After all, no matter how abnormal he was, he shouldn't have encountered a garbage can in a place like Beloberg.
Also, what the hell were those dozen golden trash cans? He had never opened a golden trash can since he came to this world.
For various reasons, Mo Wang soon realized that someone did this on purpose.
Don't forget to brag about yourself.
If there is anyone in this world who can directly interfere with his dreams without his permission, it can only be the various star gods standing at the top of this world.
But thinking about it, most of these star gods are unlikely to be so bored, only one guy has such a possibility.
Then only Aha would have the leisure to do so.
"Hey, can't you just give me some respect? After all, I'm a Star God, right?"
Seeing Mo Wang's attitude, Aha couldn't hold it anymore.
"Haha, if it's Nanook, Emperor Bow Siming, Amber King or someone like that who comes today, even if it's Hippie or the Medicine Master, I'll accept them and I promise to call them big guys and ask for their help. You? Forget it. I'm afraid you'll lose face if I tell you."
Mo Wang looked at Aha in front of him with confidence at this time. After all, he knew that any star god could kill him, except Aha, the fun-loving man.
If you ask why, it's because he's a fun person.
Unlike Joker and Naya, who are close to chaotic evil, Aha is pure chaos.
According to the setting, Aha is the ultimate form of Chaotic Neutral—his purpose is to have fun. But here's the question: if the ultimate truth of the universe is "nothingness," then what's the fundamental difference between Aha's playfulness and that of Void Star God IX? One is a laid-back mess, the other a wild, boisterous dance—they're just two sides of the same coin.
He claimed that he wanted to "fill the universe with laughter", but what he did included but was not limited to: sending exploding cakes to the Genius Club, issuing a wanted order for himself to the Sea Patrol Ranger... Well, Mo Wang didn't understand, maybe, perhaps, this was joy, right?
Of course, the most ironic thing is that when believers seriously studied his teachings, Ah Ha instead felt that they were "too serious and not funny". This wave of God setting is a contradiction in his own face, and he can be called the master of Sichuan Opera face-changing in the Star God Realm.
However, although Aha is set to be a star god who can easily crush galaxies, his performance can only be said to be different from that of other star gods.
Other Star Gods: Preserve and build walls, enrich and create, destroy and demolish...Aha's skill tree is full of "Humanity's Confusing Behavior Rewards".
As the ultimate fun-loving person in the world of Honkai, this person is destined not to get angry about such things.
Even if you shot an RPG directly in his face, he might still say it wasn't strong enough.
"Tsk! You really are a follower of Achievelli. You're just as boring as him."
However, although he said that, the interest in Mo Wang on Ah Ha's face seemed to have increased.
"You have the nerve to mention Achievelli?"
Mo Wang really didn't know how to complain.
It seems that the reason why the Starry Sky Train that Ji Zi picked up was in tatters was because of Aha's doing.
Because he wanted to play a trick on [Kaituo] and Wumingke, he simply turned into a mortal and spent a year on the train, and incidentally blew up half the train. How could this guy still have the nerve to mention this?
"Hahaha, that was just an accident, really."
"hehe."
Mo Wang didn't believe a single word of what Ah Ha said.
This extremely chaotic guy's words are even less trustworthy than those of a clown.
"But seriously, was my script really that bad? I thought it was pretty good."
At this time, Ah Ha seemed to be still bothered by Mo Wang's comment that his previous script was bad, and he continued to ask Mo Wang.
“It’s terrible.”
Mo Wang answered without hesitation, "Honestly, trash cans turning into people and attacking humans—isn't that just the setting of old horror movies? It's too tame. You didn't even bother giving these guys Uncle Freddy's face."
"If you ask me, you might as well just turn these garbage cans into the shapes of all the Star Gods. Maybe I'll even have some fun, then take a picture and show it to the Star Gods later."
"You turned those garbage cans into the looks of other Star Gods, and then took pictures of them? Holy shit, you're a genius!"
"Boy, I admit you, you are indeed born to be happy."
Aha, who was not afraid of trouble at this time, seemed to be impatient to do so after hearing Mo Wang's words.
"Can't you do this kind of shit later? What on earth did you come to me for?"
Mo Wang looked at Aha with disgust. Why was he doing this kind of rubbish so late at night instead of letting people sleep properly?
"Hey, didn't I hear that guy Sambo say that we're celebrating the arrival of a once-in-a-century genius? Aren't we coming over to see what it's like?"
"As expected, you're quite suitable for this path. Are you interested in becoming my messenger?"
Ah Ha just looked at Mo Wang with a smile on his face, like a bad uncle who was trying to recruit people into a pyramid scheme.
"What? Be your messenger? Seriously? No, no."
When Mo Wang heard that Ahab wanted him to be the Pleasure Envoy, he refused without a second thought.
To be honest, if another star god asked him to be a messenger, he would accept it even if it meant destruction.
But ahaha...to be honest, the risk factor seems a bit too high.
After all, this person's only recorded envoy seemed to be a bug.
Back then, for the purpose of conducting an experiment, I stuffed all the power of joy into it, just to see if this bug could join the genius club.
As a result, the bug exploded.
How should I put it? He didn't know whether Chongzi was a genius or not.
But Aha is definitely a genius.
After all, this is the only one who has proved whether insects can accept the power of star gods.
"Huh? You didn't even consider it? This is the power of all pleasure, you can use it at will with just a nod! You should know that as my Aha's messenger, you are the most powerful one under the Star God. You can beat a few trash Star Gods without any problem."
"I'm afraid you'll blow me up while I'm fighting the boss just for fun."
Mo Wang said no.
After all, as a chaotic and joyful person, he couldn't guarantee that there was anything that Aha couldn't do.
"Oh, you hurt me. Haven't you heard that?"
"Even the Masked Fool will solemnly sing the praises of the Star-God they follow—for He will never give up on you, never let you down, never forsake you, never make you cry, never say goodbye to you, and never hurt you with lies."
"I, Aha, have never betrayed anyone."
At this time, Ah Ha looked at Mo Wangdao with a serious expression.
"Really? I think Akivali must have a lot to say to you."
"Tim, could you please stop mentioning Achievelli? He's been dead for ages."
Even Ah Ha began to lose his composure after hearing Mo Wang's words.
Can you please stop mentioning that Death Star God?
"Well, even if that's the case, I'm not your believer, am I? Actually, I'm considered a pioneer now."
Mo Wang continued speaking at this moment.
"You're nothing but a pioneer. Do you dare to tell me how many destinies you have now?"
"Well, not many, actually. Only about a dozen or so. Come to think of it, I'm also a fictional historian, a riddler, and an honorary member of the Order of the Kinkou."
"Good man, you didn't let those two guys, Mystic and Balance, go. So what do you have to worry about?"
At this time, Aha grabbed Mo Wang and said something earnestly.
"Alas, boy, you only know me first. Look at you, which Star God would be willing to give all the power of his destiny to those below him? Besides, I don't mind at all if you become my Emissary and then become the Emissary of others."
Aha said at this time.
"What the hell? Can a Lingshi and several Star Gods do this together?"
Mo Wang stared at Aha blankly, as if it was the first time he heard of such a thing.
"How can destiny be so inconvenient? You can even take multiple destinies at once, and the Star Gods either devour each other or merge with each other. What's the point of a mere person serving as an envoy to a few Star Gods?"
Ah Ha said to Mo Wang.
"No, I just want to ask, if you are the envoy of several people, won't you explode?"
Mo Wang really wanted to complain.
It seems that even if he's a lord, his body is still that of a mortal, right? With so much power stuffed into his body, are you really not afraid of death?
"Well, I don't know. After all, so many years have passed and no one has done this before."
"But I think you can give it a try. After all, a weirdo like you has been targeted by many people. There are too many star gods interested in you."
"Well, I think I should think about it."
Mo Wang was still hesitating. After all, he still felt that this guy Aha probably had no good intentions.
This idiot definitely thinks this is fun.
"Hey, why are you hesitating? Since you're so confused, I'll help you!"
Ah Ha said with a smile, then raised his hand and waved it. A huge amount of energy instantly surged from all directions and poured directly into Mo Wang's body.
"Hey! Wait! I haven't agreed yet!"
Mo Wang suddenly felt a huge force surging into his body, as if countless electric currents were running around in his blood vessels, and he felt like he was about to explode from this force.
"Hahaha, stop struggling! This is the power of joy, accept it! You're a once-in-a-century genius, how could you waste such a great opportunity?"
Ah Ha laughed even more wildly, as if he had already seen how much fun Mo Wang could have after having his power.
"Damn it! You're actually forcing me to buy something!"
Mo Wang felt his vision go dark as the power within him began to surge uncontrollably. It was as if countless voices were whispering in his ears. Laughter, cheers, and screams mingled together, making it almost impossible for him to think. His body began to glow, and the dream world around him began to distort, as if the entire world was trembling at his transformation.
“Aha! You…!”
Mo Wang gritted his teeth, trying to resist the erosion of this force, but Aha's power was too strong for him to contend with. His consciousness gradually blurred, as if he was sucked into an endless vortex.
"Hahaha, don't resist! This is the power of joy. Accept it and become my messenger! You will become the most interesting existence in the universe!"
Ah Ha's voice echoed in his ears, carrying endless temptation and madness.
Just when Mo Wang was about to lose consciousness, his body suddenly burst out with a strong light, and the surrounding dream space collapsed instantly, replaced by an endless void.
At this moment, Mo Wang only felt that a road called [Joy] was revealed in front of him without reservation.
Chapter 131: Amenos! I don’t eat beef.
Early the next morning, in Beloberg's hotel, everyone was staring at Mo Wang in confusion.
At this time, Mo Wang had two big dark circles under his eyes.
It looked like it was possessed by a panda.
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