Yu-Gi-Oh, this sister card is worth a lick

Yu-Gi-Oh, this sister card is worth a lick

Author: Orange Juice Cat

Summary:

This is a world where cards determine everything, and it is also a world where elves and humans coexist.

Good news, Zhao You has a system.

Bad news, what Zhao You got was a dog-licking system.

The news was neither good nor bad, as his card book was also brought along and became part of the system.

Zhao You: Are you trying to make me laugh by giving me a love system in the card world?

System: Who said it was funny? If you want the card, why don’t you lick it (cross it out) and chase it?

You see, it's easy to deal with this Hades. As the saying goes, to conquer a goddess, you must first conquer her stomach. The task is: conquer the other party with food, and the reward is: the favorability of the Hades.

Kurikara Tendou: I don't think it's possible and I withdrew a mission. New mission: Defeat the underworld god in front of you. Reward: Marry her.

The whole world has changed dramatically since then.

The Evil Twins, the Insect Demon, the Pearl Tears, the Fragrance, the Dragon Maid, the Kusha Angry Tribe, Leo Ku, the Golden Kingdom, take them all down!

Hmm? You ask if something weird got in there.

Zhao You: How can you define their gender?

Yu-Gi-Oh, but the dog-licking system

Chapter 0 Wedges

Do you feel like you were born into the wrong world?

Yes or No.

"Is this an illusion of death? I'm about to die, and you're still trying to do this to me. Ahem..."

The flames danced like a giant dragon, devouring everything around them and deeply imprinting darkness and fear into everyone's heart. The billowing smoke made every breath feel like a desperate struggle with death.

This is a small commercial street near the outer ring road. A yarn snack shop illegally charged an electric bike and the battery caught fire. The explosion would have been a big deal, but it also happened to set fire to the funeral supplies shop next door.

In an instant, the entire funeral shop was filled with thick smoke and fire.

On the second floor of the funeral home was a small card shop, but the flames devoured the former warmth, and the fire swept through everything in the store like a beast.

Bang!

It was hard to imagine that there was a young boy in such a big fire. He kicked over the tables, chairs and benches around him and threw the burning table mat into the fire. The pungent smell made the boy dizzy.

Seeing that he had cleared a safe zone around him, he finally couldn't stand the thick smoke and staggered and fell in front of a huge glass cabinet.

It was a custom-made, oversized glass display cabinet, and inside was a card album the same size as the cabinet, with each page as tall as an adult.

The boy had the chance to escape, but he didn't. Instead, he chose to protect this card book that seemed worthless to outsiders.

Maybe many people would call him stupid for this, but there are so many fools in this world, and it seems that he is no different.

His parents died early, and he was raised by his grandfather. He has seen the ups and downs of life. After his only relative passed away, the only thing that supported him was this two-story shop that brought him warmth, happiness and memories.

Without this store, he would not know how to face his future life due to loneliness, so he decided to stay here.

"At least... I can keep you safe." The boy's eyes gradually blurred. The huge card album behind him belonged only to his memories and youth. Every card in it was a treasure to the boy and the joint efforts of every card player in this store.

For him, every card here is an inseparable part of him.

[What if—there was a world where danger and opportunity coexisted, where everything was determined by cards, a hell for the weak and a paradise for the strong. What do you think of such a world?]

"Here it comes again..." The young man patted his slightly confused head, looked at the dialog box that popped up in front of him, and couldn't help laughing.

"I didn't eat any mushrooms, so why am I hallucinating?"

"But..." The young man lowered his head weakly, feeling the cold glass cabinet behind him, but his heart was extremely calm.

"If that's true, then I was born in the wrong world."

Yes or No.

The cold dialog box gradually disappeared from the boy's sight, and when it was about to disappear, the huge card album in the cold glass cabinet moved without wind, and countless cards emitted a faint light, and a petite girl broke out of the card album.

Looking back at the grayish-white cards, the girl realized that she didn't have much time. She walked through the cold display case and hugged the boy in her arms. Finally, she clicked "Yes" on the dialog box that was about to disappear.

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Do you feel like you were born into the wrong world?

Yes or No.

"Am I going to die?" In the dry forest, the boy had a silver-white duel disk on his right arm, and the cards around him were scattered on the ground.

"What a waste! It's such a waste to have this card in your hands."

"Boss, let's go! If the police come, they'll probably hold us accountable."

"What are you afraid of? He's just a coward. If an orphan dies, then so be it. Besides, it's his own skill problem."

"But...will this affect the Duel Academy's ratings?"

The strange man was silent for a while. "That's right... Never mind. Just call an ambulance."

"Ah I?"

"Fuck, just do whatever Brother Yu tells you to do! What are you standing there for? Can't you see that this idiot is almost..."

[If there were a powerful country that could keep all invading enemies out of its borders, where the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, earned wealth through hard work, and were no longer oppressed, and where everyone was equal, what would you think?]

"If that's true, then I was born in the wrong world."

The boy raised his hand with difficulty and chose Yes.

In an instant—a bright light appeared.

Three days later, the two teenagers woke up from their beds at the same time, staring blankly at the scenery outside the window.

That was something they had never seen in their lives...

A brand new world.

Chapter 1: A World Where People Play Cards Whenever They Have a Disagreement

"Am I not dead?"

When I stood up from the sickbed, I was faced with an unfamiliar ceiling, with a faint smell of disinfectant.

"Was I rescued?"

The boy leaned against the windowsill, but a manned aircraft passing by outside the window made his brain crash.

Then a sharp pain came into my mind.

A flood of memories flooded into my mind.

"Parallel world? Duel world? Life exchange? Is that so ridiculous? Logically speaking, shouldn't it be just a matter of trying our luck? Time travel is getting more and more complicated nowadays." The young man stared out the window in a daze, looking at the skyscrapers and all kinds of people in strange costumes. It took him a while to accept the fact that he had traveled through time.

There was even a system that was essential for time travelers, but it was currently being started up, and the progress showed that it would take another ten hours to complete the startup. So he left him an instruction manual to tell him the current situation.

The general content is that he made an exchange with his parallel world self, and the exchange must be agreed by both parties.

The boy's name is Zhao You, a blue star with a good family background. His parents died early and his only relative left him when he was still a minor. In order to make a living, he started working illegally before finishing junior high school. Later, the card game store he managed to run was ruined by a fire.

I thought he was miserable enough, but after seeing this guy in the parallel world, I realized that every family has its own problems.

The man in the parallel world is also called Zhao You and has a similar life experience. His parents also died early and he was raised by his grandfather. But unlike him, he has a talent for business that he does not have, but he knows nothing about dueling. Usually, the money he earns with great difficulty is snatched away by others in a duel. Calling the police is useless. In the end, he was bullied to death. In desperation, the man in the parallel world chose the world he is in.

"If that's true, then we were born in the wrong world."

Zhao You narrowed his eyes. He had been in society since he was a child and was not as weak as he was in the parallel world. However, his martial arts skills were always at the bottom of the society. But this world was different. This was a world that respected duelists, and all disputes in the world would be resolved through duels.

From international disputes to marital discord, duels can all be resolved.

Apart from this, any use of force is not allowed in this world.

It is hell for the weak and paradise for the strong.

But for Zhao You, is there anything more wonderful than this?

This means that in future duels, you no longer have to worry about your opponent summoning their right hand to attack directly.

"Wonderful, absolutely wonderful."

"Miao, you idiot! If the ambulance had come a little later, you would have been dead. And you're still saying Miao, Miao, Miao, you idiot..."

An old-fashioned voice came into the ward, bringing the boy's thoughts back to reality. What he saw was a light bulb, oh no, it was a bald head!

The middle-aged bald man snorted coldly after seeing the young man on the hospital bed, and pulled a chair from the side and sat down.

"You've really made it, kid. You actually dared to use that skill. But that's all you can do. Your dueling talent isn't something that can be changed by human effort. Just like some people are naturally tall and suitable for basketball, some are not naturally suited to fighting. You have a talent for business and a keen sense of political power. Why don't you just join the Merchant Guild? With your intelligence, it won't be a problem for you to start from scratch and make a living."

"Listen to my advice, old class teacher... It's best for you to give up on the path of a duelist."

After watching the bald guy chattering for a long time, Zhao You finally dug out some information about him from his memory. This guy was the head teacher of their class, his surname was Wan and his given name was Jinbao.

As the name suggests, he is very snobby. He was optimistic about the original owner's natural [skills] and used his connections to get him into his class. However, he soon found out that the original owner was a loser and a hopeless person in dueling. He always came last in the duel exams, so not only did he lose the title of honorary teacher that was within his grasp, but he also had his salary deducted.

This made him resentful of the original owner, and he kept trying to persuade her to drop out of school, but what did she say? It was hard to explain. He had actually fallen for the school beauty, and of course he couldn't drop out to pursue her.

Thus began the original owner's nightmare high school career. Not to mention the teacher's instructions, but he didn't even blink an eye during the three years when the original owner was bullied.

The answer is that you are not suitable for the path of a duelist. If you can't stand it, just drop out of school early.

If this incident hadn't almost resulted in a death, he probably wouldn't have come to see me.

Seeing that Zhao You still had no reaction after he had said everything he wanted, the old teacher stopped acting and handed a booklet to Zhao You.

"Sign it."

"What's this?"

"I've already written the application for voluntary withdrawal and the report for you. Just sign it."

"Why should I drop out of school?" Zhao You sneered and put the application aside.

"Don't be so shameless!" Seeing that Zhao You was unmoved, the teacher revealed his true intentions. "Dark Duels between students are forbidden. The school is giving you face by letting you withdraw on your own! You don't want to be kicked out of school for losing a dark duel on your resume, do you? How will you, an orphan, survive in this society in the future?"

"Interesting. You didn't stop me when I was being bullied, so it's my fault that I was forced into the Dark Duel? In that case, shouldn't the school treat everyone equally? Since I was kicked out of the school, shouldn't the people who duelled with me be expelled as well?"

"You stinky..."

"You'd better think it over carefully before you speak..." Zhao You narrowed his eyes, smiled, took out his cell phone and turned on the recording.

"You little brat... Don't you understand that I, your class teacher, am doing this for your own good?" Seeing Zhao You taking out the recording, the bald guy's face turned pale and red. He was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out, but he still pretended to be doing it for Zhao You's own good.

Damn, it wasn't like this before. Did this coward finally get his way or something? Why is he so tough today?

"I have the confidence to challenge the school's duel ritual. Do you have it?"

"Duel due to school rules?" Zhao You grinned happily, in a world where people would play cards at the slightest disagreement.

It's really great.

"I want to participate in the school's duel ceremony!"

"..."

Chapter 2 The era of coexistence of elves and humans!

The old teacher is gone.

But he walked away in a warm manner.

Because Zhao You recorded the entire process, he couldn't get angry. In this world where disputes can only be resolved by playing cards, he could also use a duel to force himself to drop out of school, but once he did so, he would face the duel ceremony of the Education Bureau.

Calling it a duel is actually no different from banning him. Just as students will not easily challenge the duel ritual of school rules, teachers will not easily risk their jobs to challenge the duel ritual of the Education Bureau.

Because it is basically impossible to win, otherwise the world's public security will be in chaos.

Duels are everything in this world, but no one says that these duels are necessarily fair.

Unlike Blue Star, everyone in this world has a [profession]. The most common ones are white professions such as [civilian] and [student]. They are neutral professions and have no benefits in battles of various [professional natures].