How rude, we are pure love!

How rude, we are pure love!

After traveling to the world of anime, Qingye was bound to an extremely bad simulator.

The system said that as long as you simulate him, you can get rewards, but you must make those two-dimensional heroines who already have lovers fall into his arms.

"Okay, that's how you play it, right? Today I'll show you what a pure love god of war is!"

Looking at this outrageous system, Qingye's mouth twitched and he started to operate.

In "The Loser Heroine", he worked hard to study the field of literature and helped Yanaijian find his dream.

In "Passersby", he learned painting, created a game company, and made Eriri's world more colorful.

In the end, he achieved the following achievements: [Light Novel Master], [Divine Painting Hand], [God of Music], [Sit Still], and just when he thought everything was over -

Yanaijian, who was simulating the whole process, smiled shyly: "Warm, straightforward and gentle, he even saved me. It was Qingye-kun who made me realize what true love is."

Eriri's face turned pink: "I'm sorry, Tomoya, Kiyono is my hero, I can't go back."

"???"

001. Traveling through time and being picked up by Yukinoshita

"So, you'll do anything for money?"

A voice as cold and clear as a spring in a snowy mountain came from the front, causing the drowsy Qingye to blink.

The first thing that caught my eye was a pair of clean little women's leather shoes. My gaze slowly moved upwards, revealing a pair of slender, straight legs wrapped in black stockings. The patch of skin between the stockings and the plaid skirt was dazzlingly white. Finally, I looked up again...

The dark clouds dispersed, the bright moon hung high in the sky, and he saw a beautiful face.

She was a girl who walked out of a painting, with a cold expression on her pretty face like fine snow, her long and smooth hair hanging down to her waist, and her delicate facial features made her look cold and serious.

At this moment, the girl looked down at him, her bright eyes extremely serious.

She was looking closely at the boy leaning on the corner of the road... Maybe it would be more appropriate to call him a homeless person?

He was wearing ragged clothes, his hair was messy, and his face was covered in dust. Add to that the empty bowl in front of him, and you could tell he was a little boy who had been living on the streets.

But when you look more closely, you will find that he actually has a delicate face that cannot be hidden by dust and messy hair, and his face is thin.

This made her slightly stunned.

While the girl was stunned, Qingye finally realized something and said excitedly, "That's right! For only 5,000 yen... cough, just a dinner, you can do whatever you want, whether it's fortune-telling or love consultation, whether it's shoe cleaning or foot licking, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"

He stared at the girl in front of him, his eyes shining, and his whole body exuded an obvious message - "Rich woman, hungry, food."

This charlatan-like behavior made Yukinoshita look a little strange. He could barely afford to eat, and he still had the mind to make such a joke?

After a long silence, she said, "How old are you?"

Qingye smiled what he thought was a very refreshing and handsome smile: "I'm eighteen years old, in the prime of my life."

"You're lying." Yukinoshita raised an eyebrow, her eyes sweeping down his arms, throat, and face in turn. Her tone was flat but firm, "You're only fifteen at most."

“…This is a topic that cannot even be touched!”

Qingye took a deep breath and quickly denied it.

Yukinoshita looked at him in surprise, somewhat confused as to why he denied his age. However, after confirming her guess, she sighed in her heart.

He's obviously younger than her, but...

If an underage boy begs for food, there must be something wrong with this society.

She suppressed her extraneous thoughts, then took out one, two, three... five Fukuzawa Yukichi cards from her small wallet and placed them in his hands in front of Kiyono's shocked gaze.

"Take it and use it. This money will last you a week if you spend it sparingly."

The girl's expression was still indifferent, but not cold, just like the moonlight on a full moon.

At this moment, Qingye's eyes changed when he looked at Yukinoshita. It was as if he saw a rich woman and then he saw the Virgin Mary coming into the world with glory. He stared at Yukinoshita in a daze, and suddenly a crystal tear appeared in the corner of his eye. He put his hands together towards her, like a devout believer.

"Sister, no! Goddess! You are simply as great as the goddess of savior!"

With this start-up capital, he has the confidence to get rid of his current homeless life and live a bright and beautiful life!

"If you don't want to continue living on the streets, please behave yourself, Mr. Homeless Man." Yukinoshita's lips twitched, her voice a mixture of resignation and indifference. "Buy some clothes tonight, find a hotel, take a shower, and get some rest. If you take care of yourself, it shouldn't be difficult to get some simple jobs."

"You're right, but is there really nothing I can do for you?" Qingye obediently put the banknotes away and looked up at her.

"My philosophy is that the rich should give to the poor out of compassion, so it's enough for you to just get rid of this kind of life."

Hearing the boy's sincere words, Yukinoshita Yukino paused and her voice became much better.

She didn't do this for anything in return, and a poor little boy couldn't help her at all - she was taking action for an ideal in her heart.

Of course, this does not mean that she will lend a helping hand financially to everyone in need. The girl believes that "it is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish." She will only choose to support those who truly strive to improve themselves, take action, and need help.

The girl suddenly remembered what happened before. It was in the evening after school. On her way to the supermarket, she happened to see a boy looking for a job. Out of curiosity, she stopped and looked at him for a while. This sloppily dressed boy did not waver even though he was driven away by others' strange and disgusted looks. He always walked into one store after another with a warm and sincere smile. His never-give-up attitude made her feel that she might be able to give him a chance.

Yukinoshita took a deep breath, glanced at him, and said calmly, "Goodbye, then."

The moment she finished speaking, she turned and left without any hesitation, leaving behind only a stern and slender figure.

At this moment, she heard shouting from behind her.

"Thank you! I will definitely repay you in the future! One more thing..."

he asked loudly.

"Can you tell me your name?"

The girl paused, she did not look back, only her soft voice followed the melodious night breeze and reached the boy's ears.

"Yukikinoshita Yukino."

*

"Huh, finally I can put an end to my life of cheating..."

After randomly finding a hotel, Qingye couldn't help sighing while soaking in the narrow bathtub.

I, Qingye, am sixteen years old and a time traveler.

This short line of words, which total less than ten words, is very simple, but every time he thinks of his experience, he wipes away a handful of bitter tears.

First, he is wearing.

As the name suggests, the whole person is transported to a parallel world. One day, he was hit by a heavy truck and found himself lying on the streets of a foreign country. Of course, this is not the point. The point is...

Wearing.

Initialization state.

No money, no place to live, no family, no identification, and in a foreign country.

Naturally, he became one of the street vagrants.

Although he had tried to find a job to solve the problem of food and clothing, in this cold metropolis, no store would hire a suspicious, subtle-looking, and homeless person. In the end, he couldn't even enter the door.

He had reason to believe that if it weren't for the girl named Yukinoshita, this kind of life would continue.

"But now, I have taken the first step towards dominating Tokyo!"

When Qingye thought of the glittering 50,000 yen, he couldn't help but clench his fists excitedly.

What was the biggest challenge he encountered?

Isn’t it just that there is no start-up capital?

With this money, he can find a simple place to live and take care of his image. With his abilities, he is confident that he can find a source of income to support his life - if that doesn't work, he can find a job in a gigolo bar!

As he thought about it, Qingye's mind suddenly appeared the majestic and beautiful figure under the bright moon.

This girl gave him the most important help, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that she saved him.

"I must repay her well in the future." With a splash, Qingye gently stretched out his hand in the hazy mist, as if to reach the bright moon in the sky through the ceiling. Water droplets flowed down his arm and merged silently into the bathtub.

However, the most important thing for him now is to find a job and gain a foothold in this steel city!

This ambitious goal can only be achieved slowly later.

——Unless he has a golden finger!

[Ding dong. 】

[Congratulations to the owner for successfully activating the Wonderful Life Simulator! ]

Oh my god, it really came!? Or is it a classic simulator?

Qingye widened his eyes and stood up suddenly.

"System, let me see your strength!"

[In the simulation, you will encounter many heroines, intertwine with their lives, and walk towards the future together. This journey will be filled with sweetness, bitterness, dreams, and youth...]

Simply put, it's a love simulator?

Qingye was lost in thought. He had originally thought that with such a hardcore start, he should be the protagonist at some point, but now looking at Tongzi's words, he probably got transported to a cat...

"So, what's the main storyline of your simulation? Is it a normal relationship? Or a gigolo? Or a lifelong regret?"

For some reason, the system was silent for a moment and spoke slowly.

[…Your main mission is to make the heroine fall head over heels in love with you.]

Hearing this, Qingye instinctively felt that something was wrong.

He said in a deep voice: "Speak in full!"

[…In this simulation, you will meet your destined heroine. After meeting you, the heroine will understand who she truly desires as a lover. Finally, she will throw herself into your arms in front of her boyfriend.]

"???"

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ps: This is the first time for a newbie to write daily life, please support meow!

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002. You are a born evil minotaur!

No, man.

You are a minotaur! You look like a minotaur no matter how you look at it!

Qingye couldn't hold it anymore, now he finally understood, this was neither the Dianniang System nor the Cat System, this was an evil Tongzi that emerged from some other world!

Besides, he started with a broken bowl, how could he be a yellow-haired man? This is not Tianlong Babu!

After complaining in one breath, he calmed down a lot. No matter what, he would never do something like the Minotaur. But he couldn't just give up on the system. This was the capital for his rapid counterattack! First, let's see if there is any way to have the best of both worlds!

At this moment, as if she had heard his thoughts, Tongzi hurriedly introduced the functions, like a bride who was delivered to the door but was rejected.

[In short...in short! You can replicate the skills you practiced in the simulation in real life! And after each simulation, you will receive rewards based on the excitement of your Sims life and the heroine's favorability!]

In other words, even if he didn't complete the Tauren mission, he could still get the reward?

Qingye fell into deep thought. Tongzi's replica skill was actually very powerful. After all, in the Sims game, one simulation might last for three to five years. If one deliberately practiced a certain field during these three to five years, how much achievement could one make?

This reward alone is enough. As for the main quest of the Tauren, there is no need to complete it specifically.

"It seems that I can go from being the best beggar in Tokyo to being the best beautiful boy in Tokyo."

Repaying Miss Yukinoshita is no longer a lofty ideal.

Thinking of this, Qingye lost the desire to take a bath. He simply dried his body, dried his hair with a hair dryer, then sat on the bed and turned on the system.

"So, how do we start the simulation? Hurry up!"

Your will.

[Currently possible simulation times: 1.]

[Start simulation? 】

[Please note, meow. Once the simulation begins, your consciousness will be projected into the simulated world at certain moments.]

[Everything in the simulation is determined by you, and the system will not interfere.]

Looking at the transparent light screen in front of him, Qingye pondered for a moment and pressed the start button.