[Don’t you think this is no different from trying to cover one’s ears and steal the bell, or an ostrich burying its head in the sand when in danger?]
"What's wrong with that?" They bickered as they flipped over in the tree, cherry blossoms drifting down over the heads of passersby. Ash, now resembling a lazy dog, stretched out his arms. "Ha—this is their world, after all. Their enemies, the things they're bound to face. I already told you I don't want to be a babysitter."
After all, I have chosen to pin my hopes for the future on them, so what else do I want?
[So what do you want to do?]
"I finally understand this world now." Ash's tone was filled with fatigue.
I finally understood why I wasn't as keen on causing trouble as I was in the first two worlds.
His previous expedient actions when facing them made him think that he had become weak, but he didn't understand until now.
I'm not getting weaker, I'm just tired.
Just like how the dark echoes in my body will start to harm my body after overflowing, my soul has been fully nourished in the first two worlds, and now is the time for "Sage Time" to take effect.
Once he doesn't want to cause trouble and has some free time, Ash would want someone to serve him and let him sleep.
Tired, worn out, rotten, there is no hope for survival anymore.
"Ah... I'm tired, really tired." Ash yawned again. "I must reward myself this time."
I've been trying to be a villain and cause trouble for so long, can't I just relax and be a pretty girl fighting big monsters? Can't I just sleep and enjoy myself?
[award?]
"You said I've been causing trouble so many times, and this is a rare opportunity for me to get tired, so why not enjoy myself?" With his hands under his head, Ash said casually, "Anyway, the dark echo will naturally increase... Speaking of which?"
Are you urging me less and less to collect dark echoes than before? What's wrong? Can the system change its nature?
[If you say you don't want to be a nanny and still want to enjoy yourself, then I have a suggestion.]
While interrupting Ash, the next words that popped up on the panel also made Ash stunned.
[You can let them babysit you.]
Chapter 93: Nanny? Get married!
Ash, who felt that living alone was too much of a stay-at-home and was too lazy to even rent a house, turned over on the cherry tree that was bearing his weight and making a sound as if it could not bear the weight.
"Huh, babysitter? You're thinking a bit far-fetched." Ash raised an eyebrow. Lately, the increasingly humane system had been spending more and more time chatting with him. "Let's not talk about whether those idiots are any good at it... That blue woman seems okay. So, how do you get them to babysit for me?"
Thinking about the feeling of having others serve me before... it was really pretty good ~ After all, a bad guy has to sit on the dark throne with a skull and let maids in revealing clothes serve him well to be considered a dark villain. Although I don't know why they just refused to wear the clothes I provided.
Come to think of it, I don’t know what’s happening with Rikka, Arisu, and Yuri right now. Will they still cry when they think of me?
Ash chuckled and shook his head.
I wouldn't even think about it. After all, they survived such a difficult battle. I was worrying too much. After going through all that with me and crying once, they will just continue to stand up strong.
[Based on analysis....]
After the panel scrolled by and read the screen in circles, the system panel actually gave a bunch of strange statistical and analytical data, which all pointed to an answer.
[After marriage, the probability of having your wife take care of you as a nanny is 228%]
[The easiest way to achieve your goal is to marry one or all of them.]
If the man's looks and abilities are 98% higher than the average of his peers, women will be more tolerant of his childish behavior than their peers by more than 90%, and will develop a special feeling called "maternal instinct" towards him and a desire to take care of him... As soon as these words were typed out, before Ash could see them, they were all deleted by the system.
"Hahaha--"
This time, Ash finally went to school as a day student and did not live in the school. His hearty laughter scared the passers-by below. When they looked up and saw the shadow above their heads, they were frightened even more and ran away crawling.
"You're surprisingly good at telling jokes! I hadn't noticed~" Ash, laughing non-stop, quickly wiped away the tears from his eyes with his fingers. "How about I take you with me next time? How about we go perform a manzai show with that android president to entertain everyone?"
[I think there's nothing wrong with it. Seriously.]
"I'm serious too." Ash shook his head. He didn't agree, approve, or believe such things.
First of all, deep down in his heart, he hates getting married and doesn't trust the marriage relationship at all.
Marry someone and become a family? The so-called love between husband and wife, with children as the fruit of love? Sorry, the past made him hate that kind of thing.
Let’s talk about it again.
"Marriage? Who? Me? Are you kidding me? I don't think this is funny at all."
Who wants to marry me?
Ash was indeed amused by his own words again.
"That damn Belia got married and found a stepmother for Geed. I don't think I'll ever get married."
“…”
With his body shaking slightly from the friction of the unfamiliar fabric, Ash still found it difficult to adapt to the black and white kimono he was wearing.
But at this moment, in this rather simple and solemn shrine, under the attention of countless cameras, a girl in pure white traditional clothes was kneeling face to face with him.
The golden Buddha statue enshrined in the shrine was gazing at them as usual. Amidst the melodious traditional music, the abbot, a red and white shrine maiden, gently waved the imperial coins in her hand, performing a blessing ceremony for him and the girl sitting opposite him.
In the intervals between waving the imperial coin, the man's gaze could not help but turn to the girl sitting opposite him. The solemn and beautiful white wedding dress covered most of her face, leaving only a pair of slightly pursed cherry-colored thin lips exposed, exuding a pure and seductive aura under the light and full luster.
The man opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
So, what's going on?
The story begins with Pangu creating the world... ahem!
The story began half a week ago, when another transfer student arrived at Miyuki's school, Nanaseigaoka Academy, after Hoshizora Miyuki.
"Hello everyone, my name is Sakagami Ayumi."
After writing her name on the blackboard with chalk, the girl named Ayumi quickly turned around and bowed to the classmates who were looking at her curiously.
"Due to my parents' job changes, I'm transferring to Seven-Colored Hill Academy starting today. I hope to become new friends with everyone... Please give me your guidance in the future!"
In fact, Ayumi didn't have much confidence in making friends. After all, she transferred into the class when most of the semester had passed and summer vacation was about to start. Did she, an outsider, really have a chance to fit in?
I hope to make friends right away... The praying girl's brown twin tails swayed slightly behind her back, as if to confirm her nervousness.
"Hey, Miyuki."
Akane, who was sitting next to Miyuki, cautiously poked Miyuki, whose eyes sparkled. "She's a transfer student like you, and she transferred in at this time. How rare!"
"Sakagami-san just recently came to our school, and we need someone to introduce her to the locals." The teacher standing at the podium then issued a task. "Is there any student willing to introduce Sakagami-san to the locals?"
"Me, me, me!" Miyuki raised her hands high in joy. "Me!"
"Hey!" Miyuki got down from her seat with a smile and grabbed Ayumi's hand when she saw her surprised expression. "Welcome to Nanaseigaoka! It's a great place. Let me show you around!"
"Let's be good friends!"
Ayumi's wish really came true.
In her opinion, transferring schools was not as scary as she had imagined. With the enthusiastic help of Miyuki who was running around, the girl quickly integrated into the class and became good friends with Miyuki and the others whom she admired.
Thinking of this, seeing the five people walking home together and discussing which library to go to this time, Ayumi plucked up the courage and approached Miyuki to talk to her.
"Um, thank you for helping me, Hoshizora-kun!"
"No need to thank me, I'm actually a transfer student too." Miyuki's natural words surprised Ayumi. "Just like today, I was able to fit in with everyone thanks to Akane, Yayoi, and the others, so I have to help you too. If you have anything to thank, thank everyone."
Feeling that she was truly accepted, Ayumi unconsciously showed the same sincere expression as Miyuki.
"Thank you everyone! You are such nice people~" Ayumi, who was already able to chat with everyone naturally, smiled and made an invitation.
"In that case, as a token of your gratitude, would you like to come and play at my sister's wedding on Sunday?"
Chapter 94: The person you like?
“Wow—that’s amazing!”
Walking through the crowd of celebrating people and arriving in front of the tall and majestic cathedral, the girls opened their mouths in surprise.
They were surrounded by people celebrating and laughing. Everyone was dressed beautifully. There were delicious snacks everywhere, and white doves were flying across the sky, cooing. Except for the cameras that looked like a director's crew, which were a bit of an eyesore, everything here was exactly as they had imagined a beautiful wedding to be.
"Wow!" After following Ayumi here, the girls were so overwhelmed that they felt their eyes were not enough. "Is this where the wedding is going to be held? Great! It's just like the scene on TV!"
"Hehe~" Ayumi smiled happily at everyone's reaction. "This is actually on TV."
"When Ayumi says 'TV', do you mean the stories in it? It's wonderful! Just like in fairy tales, the protagonists always defeat the evil witch and walk down the aisle to live happily ever after." Miyuki, not understanding correctly and thinking she was talking about fairy tales, looked around even more excitedly, as if looking for something. "Where's the prince? Where is the prince on the white horse?"
"Miyuki, those are just fairy tales." Seeing everyone lost in their romantic fantasies, Lihua, somewhat amused, patted her friend's shoulder and offered a friendly reminder. "A real prince probably wouldn't ride by here on a white horse."
"Ah, it appears, it's a horse!"
"Eh?" Yayoi's sudden voice startled Lihua. She quickly looked in the direction of the voice and saw a cowboy riding a horse and holding a lasso galloping across the desert in the distance.
"No, this is not a prince but a cowboy!" Qian couldn't help but complain. Everyone who reacted continued to look around and saw more things from other "worlds" elsewhere.
Bicyclists pass by on the rural roads of the Showa era in the last century, and the quaint streets of the Edo period are filled with people in traditional costumes. On the other side, in a miniature city model, mechanical beasts are wreaking havoc. On the other side, under a swimming pool that opens from the middle, a one-meter-high Mazinger Z is suspended from below by wires.
"This, what is this!"
Not far away, there was a completely different environment. The huge changes around them made them dazzled and they couldn't stop looking around.
"This is a movie location." Ayumi, seemingly satisfied with everyone's surprised expressions, continued to explain with a smile. "My sister is working on a town drama here. When they heard you were getting married, the directors lent us the original location for the wedding. It was also a rehearsal for what we were going to film later."
It's a rare opportunity to rent such a great venue for a wedding ceremony, so I wanted to bring my friends here.
"Ah!" Qian, with a look of enlightenment on her face and a lightbulb lighting up above her head, knocked her left hand on her right. "No wonder you said it was on TV, so this is what you meant!"
"I thought you meant that the people on TV jumped into reality, hahaha~!"
It would have been better if she hadn't mentioned it. But when Lihua heard Qian's words, she inexplicably thought of the dark purple dragon knight and couldn't help but frowned.
Speaking of the TV world...Ash is Kamen Rider, and isn't Kamen Rider a Sunday morning TV show? Could it be that Ash actually jumped out of the TV?
As the team's think tank, Reika Aoki, who has always ranked first in her grade, has been a smart person since childhood. However, no matter how smart her brain is, she cannot find the answer from this.
But this Kamen Rider...Kamen Rider is clearly a children's program, so why is he such a "twisted" person when he appears in the real world?
Lihua, whose life goal is to walk on the "right path", can never stand the "heterodox" Ash.
"Wow, although it's not a place like the studios in Xying or O Valley, these things are just as awesome!" Yayoi's joyful shout interrupted Lihua's thoughts. Her heart was completely attracted by the Iron Man movie on the other side. With shining eyes, Yayoi nodded repeatedly with the others, indicating that they had come to the right place.
"The bride is here." Noticing the white wedding car that brought the bride, Lihua's reminder drew everyone's attention back. Seeing a beautiful woman in a white wedding dress being led by the bridesmaid walking out, Ayumi hurriedly said goodbye to everyone and waved as she ran towards the bride!
"elder sister!"
The bride with a tulle on her head smiled at this side, and her beautiful and moving appearance almost made the heart of the romantic girl tremble.
Wearing a beautiful wedding dress and getting married with the one you love in a beautiful church is naturally very romantic for young girls who are in their youth and love youthful fantasies.
If I were the bride...would I also be happy?
"It's so beautiful..." Miyuki leaned on the railing that separated the red carpet and expressed the same heartfelt admiration as everyone else.
"That's great, bride and all."
"Isn't this too early for us?"
Although she complained, the longing in her eyes had already revealed her true thoughts.
What girl hasn't dreamed of marrying the one she loves in such a beautiful place? The groom, dressed in formal attire, held the bride's hand and walked into the bustling church.
"Speaking of which, does anyone have a crush on someone?" As we walked into the church, Zhi started chatting with everyone about this topic. "Like, maybe the neighbor's brother? Or those athletic, good-looking guys in class?"
"As long as they're cool and powerful superheroes and robots, Yayoi likes them all!"
"The person I like..." As she was thinking, the scene where she took the initiative to hug Ash in the universe appeared in Qian's mind.
Wait, why was my expression so gentle at that moment? And I actually took the initiative to hug such a big man... This - this is a bit too exciting for us, right?!
A blush like the sun appeared on the cheeks that Akane covered herself.
"As for the person I like, probably not..." Just as Lihua was about to shake her head politely, a scene on the street full of Edo period flavor on the other side of the church made her stunned for a moment.
The wooden window on the second floor shattered, and a man dressed as a ronin fell from above... No, it was another man who stabbed downward with a sword. It was this man who pierced his armpit with the sword, and the man fell to the padded street with a scream of pain.
The man stood up from the ground, his blue and white haori blown by the wind behind him. The first thing that caught her eye was his slicked-back hair, with a few strands of hair on his forehead sticking out, just enough to block his extremely cold expression. The way he casually swung the sword to his side was engraved in the girl's azure eyes.
She knew that man.
"A...Shu...?"
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