How can a bad person call himself a bad person?
"You... deliberately drove Ayumi away, didn't you?" Lihua glanced at him. "To prevent her, an ordinary person, from getting involved."
"I've already said that I'm not interested in being a babysitter. Unless she's ten years older and has a killer body and wants to date me, then I'd be a little interested."
Ash was happy.
"Dirty!"
Lihua was angry again.
Chapter 101: Will sweet talk work?
"Please don't meddle in other people's business. This has nothing to do with the rest of you!"
When they found the bride after she took off her wedding dress, they were turned away as expected. The young woman, who was originally quite kind, suddenly changed her attitude and wanted to drive them away when she knew their purpose.
Ah... It's such a strong sense of déjà vu. Ash couldn't help but sigh as if sand was blowing through his eyes.
"But!" Ayumi looked at her sister who had discarded her veil, her moist eyes becoming more pitiful. "Didn't we agree that we would live happily together with our brother-in-law?"
Thinking of Ash's previous nonsense, Ayumi shook her head repeatedly without daring to think too much. I just want my sister to become the gentle sister she used to be. What's wrong with that?
"But I don't plan on marrying for anyone else." Although she felt pity for the tears in Ayumi's eyes, she had no intention of softening her heart. "As a woman, I just want to live the life I want, and I don't plan on becoming anyone's wife right now."
I don't know why, but now I have no interest in loving that person at all.
"this--"
Even though they knew it might be the work of the Kingdom of Tragedy, the girls still felt genuinely troubled. After all, Pretty Cure could lift mountains, but they couldn't handle household chores, so it was hard for them, outsiders, to say anything.
"Well said!" Unlike the others, Ash didn't refuse at all, but instead affirmed her. Under the shocked gazes of the others, he took the initiative to greet the bride-to-be. "Miss, if you write what you just said in a letter to a women's weekly magazine, they will definitely put you on the front page. Believe me."
"If you're not with the person you love, you really can't enjoy life happily."
As soon as he finished speaking, someone next to him had a thoughtful look in his eyes.
Ash, transformed into a rogue warrior, smiled evilly and put one hand on Ayumi's shoulder in front of the trembling pupils of Ayumi and the others.
"But it would be a shame to let your beauty go unnoticed. How about coming with me to enjoy your new life happily?"
Ahaha, I'll use my charm here——
"Not interested in."
"I'm not the geisha on TV. Mr. Samurai, please respect yourself!"
This time, the person whose hand was shaken off turned out to be the rakish warrior Ash. The woman shook her hair and left the place where they got married without looking back.
"Ah, sister!" Shouting her sister's name, Ayumi hurriedly chased after her, leaving Ash behind with a look of disbelief on his face.
"This is impossible."
"Mr. Ash~" He was holding a very forced smile, and the others didn't know whether to scold or comfort him as he was muttering to himself.
“I can’t believe the sweet talk skills that ▇▇▇▇ and ▇▇▇ taught me didn’t work!
When I tried it on other Pretty Cure before, especially when my pranks always worked and they thought I had a crush on them and got angry and chased me, it was obviously a success!
"Destroy it, there's no love left in that woman's heart..." Ash ran to the wall, muttering to himself as he pressed his head against it. He also used the handle of a knife to scratch the paint on the wall.
"Where should we complain about..." Led by Qian, whose mouth was twitching, and Lihua, who was about to call the police, the others all had very abstract and awkward black lines falling behind them.
What kind of petty outburst is this? And do you think women who aren't attracted to you are abnormal?!
"What's weird?"
"Your behavior is inappropriate!"
"That's why you don't understand, Xiaozhi~" Ash shook his finger and loudly expressed his secret experience in the increasingly negative looks of everyone.
"So-called women, whether they're still dreaming of fairy tales or resentful women from ancient times, as soon as they see the right man, their eyes will light up and they'll turn into young girls in love!"
The theory that I established with you all cannot be wrong!
"We don't want to know about this kind of thing, okay?!"
Qian loudly interrupted Ash's inexplicable pride. Miyuki, who was also inexplicably dissed, lowered her head and looked at her fingers in grievance, still unable to aim.
The girl was indignant in her heart. Was this person here to help or to cause trouble?
If you ask Ash, he would probably say that he was just here to slack off.
----
“Wuwuwu…Wuwuwu——”
On the other side, deep in the dark and dark castle of the Tragedy Kingdom, bursts of crying were heard. When the werewolf Wolfren, whose scalp was tingling, followed the sound, he saw the red ghost sitting in front of the TV and crying.
"What's going on, Red Devil? You're crying after being beaten by Kamen Rider!?"
"No, look at this!"
Following the ghost's thick fingers, Wolfren also saw the scene on TV, which seemed to be a sad farewell between a man and a woman.
"No! Swallow, Swallow, how can I live without you?"
"To be abandoned by a lover is like this! This is too much!" With tears streaming down his face like a waterfall, the red ghost clenched the ghost gold stick in his hand and said viciously. "There's no benefit in love, so I'm going to break up all the couples in the world!"
Let’s put the Red Devil’s ambition aside for now. The first thing I want to introduce here is the changes in the business of the Tragedy Kingdom.
As cadres, their original plan to invade the world was to simply and directly use tragic energy to unfold a barrier covering the entire globe, causing everyone to fall into despair over their own tragic endings, and then collect more tragic energy to resurrect their invincible "Tragic Emperor Piero".
Even if you encounter Pretty Cure, you only need to send out the Joker to fight. Even if you fail, it doesn't matter. The tragic energy has been collected anyway, and the resurrection of that adult is proceeding steadily. Don't consider a small victory as a victory.
But, since the appearance of that Kamen Rider, it is no longer like this... because he can bite people's kidneys!
As soon as you open the barrier, they'll find you and use all sorts of despicable tactics that would make even the most despised person in the Kingdom of Tragedy cringe at you. In the end, even your tragic energy will be swept away by them. That's a huge loss, and I'm so exhausted from losing! The losing joker hasn't been happy lately.
So they changed their strategy recently and no longer expanded the barrier. Instead, they focused on collecting high-purity tragic energy that could kill someone and destroy their heart. For example, in this battle, the harvest was very satisfying!
"After absorbing the passionate love of those women at the wedding, the tragic energy generated by the disappointment and despair in the others will awaken Emperor Piero, hahaha!"
The extremely proud Red Demon showed off his plan to Wolfren, without mentioning that it was a plan he copied from the Super Sentai movie he watched yesterday.
"As long as they don't want to get married, the energy of tragedy will continue to grow. No children will be born, everyone will become old, and eventually there will be no descendants!"
Love, this wrong feeling, is such a boring thing!
Chapter 102: Marriage Operation
For some reason, everyone felt that this problem had not been solved at all and was still going around in circles.
"So——what's going on?!"
Qian, who couldn't get an answer, rubbed her short orange hair in frustration. She wished she could jump to her hometown in the Kingdom of Tragedy right now, grab that Piero, slap him twice, and make him tell her what was going on.
"Hahahaha... Anyway, I'm just a silly girl who only daydreams about fairy tales..."
On the other side, Miyuki, who was lying on the table with a flat face, was still breathing out with a pursed mouth, as if she was still very concerned about Ash's previous evaluation.
"I say, haven't you already guessed what's going on?" Ash nodded, ignoring the others' disdainful glances. "Anyway, it's definitely the Tragedy Kingdom's fault again. It does indeed mirror the future scene."
After this unexpected encounter at the movie city, in order to verify something once again, Ash is now deliberately following the prophecy of Dark Sword Yue An and doing exactly the same things as in the prophecy.
So far, except for the small deviation that Lihua survived his malicious emanation, all other parts matched word for word.
He saw their growth, so he no longer chose to act on his own in this world, but tried to give them his hope.
So, will the predetermined future remain unchanged? Or...
Ash said he was waiting to see.
"In that case, wouldn't it be better to find a way to find the enemy and defeat him?"
"It's easy to say, but the enemy is hiding from us. The problem is how to find the Kingdom of Tragedy..."
The Pretty Cures who had never done this before were in distress. In the past, whenever they saw a reaction to tragic energy, they would just transform and beat up the clown monster and then purify it. But now, they had to play hide-and-seek with the enemy. It was really annoying!
"When that thread escaped, Nao and I couldn't catch up at all. I'm afraid tracking it will be difficult." Even the athletic Akane and Nao shook their heads. "If we transform, I'm afraid the enemy will be long gone by the time we're done. Unless we can get the thread's owner to approach us... is there any other way?"
"Ah!" Just when everyone was in distress, a light bulb suddenly lit up above Yayoi's head, and a flash of lightning appeared behind her head, and her eyes shone.
“I’ve seen this episode!”
Isn’t this a classic scene from special effects dramas?
The girl seemed afraid that others would not notice her, so she kept jumping up and waving left and right to attract everyone's attention. Then, when everyone's eyes were focused on her, she shrank back shyly.
"That... this kind of monster that attacks weddings and couples, I've seen the same scene on TV."
Under everyone's expectant gaze, the girl weakly expressed her thoughts.
"Generally speaking, if this kind of conspiracy targets a couple, then all we need to do is have the team members pretend to be a newlywed couple and hold a wedding ceremony. Then we can take this opportunity to capture the hiding enemy and defeat them!"
"That's a great idea!" Miyuki waved her hands up and down exaggeratedly, her eyes sparkling. "Let's do it!"
"Well...but." Yayoi's voice gradually became lower and lower, finally becoming as thin as a mosquito's buzz. "We don't have any team members..."
Miyuki's joyful leaps and the joyful expressions of the others froze. Thinking about it carefully, it made sense... They couldn't possibly go and stake out a place where a wedding was taking place, could they? Putting aside the question of whether they could find one, if she wasn't the target, even if she caught them red-handed, they could easily escape, just like they had toyed with Ayumi before.
Besides, how could a few of us students possibly do something like getting married... Wait, there seem to be other people here who are not students!
Gradually, everyone's attention was focused on Ronin Ash.
"Hmm... I can talk to the director and ask if he can lend us a set for our wedding." Facing everyone's expectant gazes, Ash extended his hand and gestured with a swift gesture. "Okay, I order you, Meixing, to be my husband, and I order you, Zhi, to be my wife. You two shall be married right here and now!"
"That's - that's not right!!!" The two people who had just raised their hands immediately put them down, and several of them rushed in front of Ash with red faces and shouted loudly.
"What do you mean by getting married on the spot? You're making us look so cheap!" As if insulted, Nakamura loudly protested to Ash, hugging the equally pitiful Miyuki beside him. "And how can we be husband and wife? We're both women, how can we get married?"
"Ah, no way?" Ash scratched his head. Thinking carefully, he really hadn't thought of a story in this regard. "It's a sting operation anyway, so why not just tie it casually?"
"How can you just get married casually? Besides, girls can't marry girls!" Extremely embarrassed, Miyuki pounded on Ash's chest with her fists. "Even if you said you didn't like it, this isn't something you can just give away—Ash, you idiot who doesn't understand people's hearts! Baka! Baka! Baka!"
How can you talk nonsense about such an important matter?
"Okay, okay, stop arguing!"
After convincing Miyuki with much persuasion, everyone's attention was once again focused on Ash. The rosy glow on his cheeks revealed their feelings. They also realized one thing: not only was he the only one who could come to the wedding, but he was also the only man here.
Wait, this means... Oh no, I can't think about it too much, or my brain will explode!
As for Ash's opinion... what did he have? He didn't really have any particular opinion on marriage, aside from a faint dislike. From the memory still fresh in his mind, his greatest joy at attending other people's weddings was throwing cake in the faces of the bride and groom.
But looking at these five guys in front of me, with foreheads big enough to fry an egg and blurry eyes that make their souls fly away... Do you women really like wearing wedding dresses so much?
There is no other way, so let’s just continue to do as planned?
Tapping his forehead with his fingers feeling a headache, Ash fiddled with the lining of his clothes for a while, and under the nervous gazes of the girls, he took out five sticks, four long and one short, and pinched them together.
"Then let's do this. Come and draw a lottery, and whoever wins will be my wife."
“Ah…Ah? Ah!”
Thump thump thump——
As Ash said these extremely ambiguous and irresponsible words, the five people's eyes were fixed on the five wooden sticks in his hands, as if they symbolized something extraordinary.
Chapter 103: Bride, is it me?
Looking at the five wooden sticks in front of them, the girls held their hands in the air, undecided.
Even if they knew it was a fake act, even if Ash said it was easy, but no matter what, they still had to act like it - cheering themselves up again, some of the five people, who didn't know what they were thinking, reached out their hands with an inexplicable sense of mission.
My turn, draw!
"what--!"
"..."
"Really? Is this true?"
Looking at the short stick that was trembling continuously after being pinched by the girl's delicate fingers, Ash smiled without saying anything. He had known what the answer would be through the prophecy of the Dark Sword, but this answer was still too exciting for the person involved.
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