Kamen Rider is playing the villain in Pretty Cure

"I have a great idea!"

—————Men’s Chemical Experiment Dividing Line——————

"this..."

When Ash came with a few plates of "lumps" of stuff that flashed with rainbow colors and had to be mosaicked in front to pass the review, Yuko Omori, who had been sitting obediently at the dining table with her knives, forks, bowls and chopsticks ready and her saliva almost dripping into a river, now had an expectant expression on her face, neither moving nor standing, sitting stiffly in her original seat.

No, the existence of that food before was not a mosaic, but a "cognitive filter" produced after the brain refused to recognize it!

"What is it?"

"You ask what this is." Ash, feeling very satisfied with Yuko's reaction, opened the lid. When a smell as if the water demon beast had descended here wafted over, Yuko, whose eyes were as erratic as several knights who turned on "Clock Up" and started a high-speed duel, seemed to see his milky smile.

"Mr. Ash, what I want to ask is, what is this thing?"

"Oh, you want to know what this dish is called?" Ash, who was actually a genius at pretending to be clueless, smiled and began to chat with her. "The menu at the Monster Brewery has names like 'Skardon Flame', 'Dark Space of the Pegasus', and 'Red Tomato Assassin', but this one uses real monster ingredients, so it's called—"

"Monster Cemetery!"

So, pretty cool, right? Genius, right? The best, right?

"No, no, no." The normally natural and healing girl, frozen in fear, pointed with a trembling finger at the "Monster Graveyard" that looked like it would require a three-point assessment to even look at it, repeatedly asking, "What exactly is this thing?"

This is definitely not a dish, that's right, this is definitely not food!

The girl, enduring the severe discomfort of SAN loss, stepped over the mosaic with its own "cognitive filter" and saw it. She saw a brutal arena where huge monsters attacked each other, fought and evolved with each other!

The two-tailed monster swung its two tentacles and wanted to use whipping to force the surrounding monsters to retreat, but it was grabbed by Gomora and the Super Speed ​​Lightning Dragon and torn apart from the middle. The scene immediately became like a spice shop, with red, yellow and green splattered all over the ground.

Then came Ganza who was fleeing in all directions in the face of Recubas, but this Earth sea monster was still pierced through the heart by the more agile Space sea monster, which then pinned it to the ground and began to feast on it while blood and foam spurted out.

Not only that, there are more stories of "blood and hatred" constantly playing out in this "monster cemetery". The girl, who couldn't take her eyes off and was screaming in her heart and couldn't close her eyes, finally saw these monsters with bright red eyes looking at her. For a moment, she didn't know whether she would eat them next, or they would eat her.

“Wu, wuwu…”

"Oh, I just wanted to invite you to taste my cooking. Why are you so moved that you're crying?" Ash, who had pretended to be affectionate and wiped the corners of her eyes and mouth with a handkerchief, finally met those pitiful eyes that were sparkling.

"Mr. Ash, I don't know how I've offended you before..."

"But this, can I not eat it? I'm not very hungry..."

"Ha, Miss, you need to think this through." Ash, with an inexplicable aura of oppression, approached the girl, his deep, devilishly seductive voice reaching her ears perfectly. "How could a Pretty Cure do such a thing as wasting food?"

Seeing Yuko frozen in place by his earlier retort against her with her own words, Ash's face revealed a devilish smile.

"So, Ms. Omori, I worked so hard to make these dishes, so you have to think carefully."

"If you finish eating, there will be a reward. If you don't finish eating, there will be a punishment."

Chapter 73: A Turn to the Offensive

When she reluctantly but helplessly extended her fork towards the "existence" that seemed to be wriggling alive, Yuko, who was usually always happy when eating, now had a gloomy and rainy look on her face and in her heart.

It's true that I like eating, and it's true that I like having my stomach filled. It's also true that I want to satisfy Ash....but the minimum standard for these things is that they should at least look edible!

No, I have to refuse...I have to refuse now so that I can have a chance to eat more later!

But when Yuko looked up, she saw Ash approaching and yelling at her with that extremely oppressive smile. The girl, sweating profusely, couldn't really say anything to beg for mercy like "I don't want to review it anymore, please take it away quickly."

Besides, after all, these "dishes" were delicious dishes that Ash had painstakingly prepared. As a foodie, I couldn't... I couldn't just waste food, right?!

"I know... I won't waste food! I'll eat it, I'll eat it, I'll eat it for you to see!"

When I decided to become a Pretty Cure, I knew I might encounter something "unforeseen" one day! But if that happens, I will definitely turn into a ghost and attack you at night while you sleep!

With a certain sense of anger, the girl, who was in great fear at this moment, suddenly awakened to a great realization in her heart, thinking "My life is over!" She simply closed her eyes and rolled up some "things" on the plate with a fork and stuffed them directly into her mouth, hoping to swallow it with her tongue to alleviate the pain as much as possible.

Oops, I wanted to swallow it all in one go but it’s too much and too big in my throat and I can’t swallow it at all... I want to taste it!

When people look up, they can see the endless vast dark and deep universe, and this boundless dream world with stars all over the sky is exactly what Yuko Omori sees at this moment.

"Um..."

Chew, chew.

"Well."

As she swallowed with a "gurgle" sound, Yuko's lifeless eyes gradually regained their radiance, and she seemed to hear a sound of immense satisfaction deep in her stomach.

"what?"

While the girl was stunned and hadn't reacted yet, he had already picked up the fork, rolled up a ball of food, and put it into his mouth naturally.

“Chew, chew, chew…”

Ash smiled without saying anything. The only sound echoing in the entire backstage room was the girl's chewing sound.

As the food she tasted brought the nerve-shaking flavor up her tongue, Yuko Omori could no longer stop stuffing food into her mouth.

The originally indescribable bad smell instantly turned into a delicious fragrance after entering the mouth, especially when the tail meat with the double-tailed monster shrimp ball burst out with tender juice between the lips and teeth, Yuko felt an indescribable enjoyment of deliciousness. The extreme ratio of salty and sweet brought the ultimate deliciousness between the girl's lips and tongue, but this deliciousness did not feel greasy at all. There was only a kind of happiness and satisfaction flowing in the throat for a long time.

"good to eat."

As her jade-white teeth bit down, the girl heard an intoxicating "crunch." The seemingly burnt, rotten skin on the outside was golden and crispy, while the soft and tender vegetable on the inside had a slight chewiness. It was like a gentle embrace for the mouth. Her entire mouth was instantly filled with this wonderful taste, and the girl's face flushed bright red as if it would burst at any moment!

good to eat!

Whether it was the meat, seafood, or the accompanying vegetarian dishes, they were all incredibly delicious! Beneath the seemingly unforgiving appearance that would have disgraced a mythical creature, lay a wonderful blend of countless flavors. Whether it was the intoxicating aroma or the unique flavors, she couldn't help but close her eyes, wanting to revel in this ocean of deliciousness.

She had no time to think about anything else. Amidst the ups and downs, Yuko, whose body was completely controlled by her "sense of taste", was putting the plate of "Monster Cemetery" into her mouth at an elegant but definitely not slow speed.

There is no longer the jungle law fight between the giant monsters. Now Yuko can clearly feel from this dish that several monsters and extra vegetables are holding hands together and dancing a cheerful ballet on the taste feast on her tongue!

No, this isn't a cemetery! This is heaven. I'm undoubtedly in heaven right now!

"Ah, ah, ah!"

How could it be, how could it be delicious!

Even though there was no time for her to speak, the cheerful Ash could see this in the girl's eyes.

"If someone who can master the skills of others in just a few days can be called a genius, then I am someone who can take my skills to a higher level in just a few days. I am a genius above all else!"

Making delicious dishes that are both beautiful and fragrant by following a set routine? That's so boring. If you want to do it, you have to make it look "Awesome" on the outside and actually be "Awesome" on the inside. Only when others can't do it can you be considered a "genius"!

I'll reiterate, if I want to, I can absolutely make it to a top-notch level! Mana and Lei can't eat it because they're not used to the extreme flavors I advocate, not because I didn't have a sense of taste before!

"As long as I want to do it, there's nothing I can't do!"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Yuko nodded repeatedly, no one was unconvinced. The girl, whose stomach had been completely conquered, now devoted her whole heart and soul to the dish in front of her. It was not until the next time she picked up her chopsticks that she found the plate was empty.

"Oh, shit, I'm done eating."

Only at this moment did Yuko finally realize the reality. When the extremely lost emotion began to echo in her empty heart, the girl's eyes flashing with a certain "desire" finally fell on Ash again.

"I heard that Mr. Ash doesn't seem to have a specific place to live recently, so he has been moving around a lot?"

"Huh?" Not sure why Yuko suddenly asked this, Ash answered her anyway. "I'm fine. The world is so big and I'm so strong, why would I worry about not having a place to stay?"

"In that case--" Before Ash could say anything else, Yuko excitedly grabbed Ash's hand with both hands, and made a nympho-like sound in front of him without any image.

"Why don't you come here... No, why don't you come to my house? Live with me?!"

Chapter 74: Wrong Proposal

"what?"

Pulling his hand away from the girl in front of him, who was breathing heavily and had red eyes, Ash wiped his face with a handkerchief that was stained with oil, and looked at her cheeks that were abnormally red, with a look of disgust visible to the naked eye.

Slut...damn slut, I thought Pretty Cure had such a pure worldview that it wouldn't encounter such a bad character design, I didn't expect...huh?

Just as Ash was wondering what was wrong with the girl, he noticed that Yuko kept glancing at the empty plate, and he seemed to understand something all of a sudden.

Could it be that what he is greedy for is not my body...but my food?

"I think that no matter how you live a life of wandering, it is always inferior to the warmth of family, so no matter how far a hiker travels, he or she will eventually return home."

"Oh." Ash, who had completely lost the sense of reality of his "home" that had long disappeared in his memories, agreed perfunctorily.

"So, I think even a wanderer like Ash would need a warm place to rest, and if Ash needs that!" An excited Yuuko continued to describe the bright future to the expressionless Ash. "Why don't you come to my house? I'll help Ash. If Mom, Dad, and Sister knew it was Ash, they would definitely be happy to see you!"

Without waiting for Ash to ask any questions, Yuko said that she had already thought of even these details for him.

"No! Rather than offering help, I'd like to ask you to come to my house! My bento shop will never bury Ash's talent!"

If this were to happen, not only would I be able to eat Mr. Ash's delicious meals regularly... I could even share this heavenly delicacy with other diners. That's right! This opportunity must have been gifted to me by God, and I'm asked to share this delicious happiness with everyone. This is undoubtedly the mission of Pretty Cure!

Regarding the girl in front of him who looked inexplicably pious and seemed to have shouldered some lofty mission, Ash only heard the sound of abacus beads clacking in his face from her.

Yuko Omori, a healing girl like honey, who is usually enthusiastic and clever and always helps others silently, completely destroyed her original personality in front of Ash during a meal today. Ash only has one thing to say to this "crazy woman" at this moment.

"Sister, you're crazy!"

"What are you talking about? Are we familiar with each other now?!"

"Oh, don't forget the good times we spent together~"

"I'm going to help you!" Ash couldn't help but poke Yuko's big head behind her yellow hair. "After all this talk, you just want to take me home and cook for you! You really want to do that!"

"You were talking about giving me the warmth of home... What, are you proposing to me?"

"Ah!" Unexpectedly, after Ash pointed out this, the girl screamed twice and was about to give up because she felt a little shy, when suddenly an idea flashed in her mind.

I proposed to Ash → Ash is my husband → I can eat Ash’s delicious meals every day → Complete victory!

"Ash, please marry—"

"I refuse!" With a face as cold as a mountain, Ash did not hesitate to launch an invincible attack.

There are many people who like me, and there are many people I like...but you want to talk about getting married?

Don't you know that hot-blooded shonen manga always end with a marriage?! As the saying goes, marriage is the graveyard of heroic passion and courage. I don't want to get married no matter what!

Besides, if I come to propose because of something like this...I'm the one getting hurt by you Pretty Cure this time!

"Wow... There's nothing I can do."

Yuko, who was acting uselessly, finally chose to stop in a depressed mood. She didn't cheer up until Ash promised to give her some special training when he had time. Ash exclaimed that her character, which had collapsed, finally showed signs of coming back together.

"Actually, Mr. Ash, I have something else I would like to ask you."

"Oh." After hearing the girl's solemn request, Ash, who was somewhat listless, finally turned his attention back to the direction of the girl. "It's okay to say it, anyway."

Although Ash, who had originally wanted to show off his skills, was completely devastated by this, he had no other concerns now...

"I'm really free."

"Tell me, if there is anything else you want to trouble me with, you might as well let me see it again."

"It's not me this time." Thinking of her previous "crazy" behavior, even the way she proposed to the other party in a fit of rage, the girl felt hot all over and dared to turn her head away, not daring to look at Ash. "It's Xiaoji who wants to ask Mr. Ash for a favor."

"Oh~" Upon hearing this, Ash immediately sat up from the chair he was slumped in. "If you say that, I won't be sleepy anymore."

After all, I said it before.

I am very vindictive.

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"This is the Blue Sky Kingdom's embassy in Hikari Hill."

"Hey!" Ash sighed as he took in the towering, clearly intricately designed Western-style building before him. "Even though the entire country was destroyed, they still have an embassy? Is it to showcase the last of the endangered Blue Sky people?"

However, even the embassy is built so luxuriously, it is obvious that it is a wealthy country. Who knows, it might have been a "weird little country" when it was alive.

"Haha..." Yuko couldn't join in the conversation after hearing Ash's jokes about hell, so she could only chuckle awkwardly behind him. "Don't ever say this in front of Hime-chan."

"But the fact is, the physical world of reality won't change just because of a change in your mind."

"It would be better for her to accept the reality."

At least, that was the case before the miracles caused by idealism.

"That's not possible... Oh, here she comes!" Seeing the blue figure dodging beside the opened door, Yuko immediately greeted her enthusiastically. "Hime, here, here!"

"I know... I'll go slower."

"So, you, Cure Princess, really are a princess."