Uma Musume, from entry level to basement

Is this my experience? This is a weird story, okay?

And it was said so vaguely. If Tang Han hadn't already understood what kind of academy Tresen was, he might not have known what these seniors were referring to.

Sure enough, except Tang Han, none of the other freshman trainers understood.

"What? Seniors, what are you talking about? I don't understand at all." The freshman trainer with an afro said dissatisfiedly.

The new trainer, Gangmen Kantong, who was looking for his brother, also stood up and expressed his opinion to the veteran trainers on the podium:

"Ma Niang is so kind, how can you pretend to be stupid and reject her? Wouldn't that make you a scumbag?"

The other freshman trainers cheered.

"Yes! Well said!"

"That's right!"

Tang Han looked at Gangmen Guantong's thin but tough back and said from the bottom of his heart: "6"

He finally knew why his brother, who had just passed the door, disappeared. He was afraid that the two brothers were the same, both brainless and nice guys who loved horse girls, and ended up being jumped.

Seeing that the young people in the audience were completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem, the old trainers shook their heads helplessly.

They had refuted their predecessors in the same way back then, thinking that their predecessors were pretending to be masters to scare them. But after they had worked for a few years and seen Tresson's true face, they finally understood their predecessors' good intentions.

"The last thing for this meeting is, are you willing to become our assistants and learn how to manage horse girls?"

The veteran trainers waited for a minute and found that no one in the audience raised their hands.

Because of the mission, Tang Han had to act as a horse girl, otherwise the time of her doctoral service would be exhausted in two days, so she did not choose to be an assistant.

Other freshman trainers do it out of confidence.

Who among you here hadn't passed numerous tests to get in? They were incredibly confident in their abilities and simply didn't want to be a chore for these wheelchair-bound trainers.

"Hmph, no need." The afro trainer responded coldly.

Old trainer: “….”

It is actually a win-win choice for new trainers to become assistants to old trainers. The old trainers can reduce their contact with the horse girls they like, and the new trainers can also accumulate experience without having to worry about the horse girls who are loyal to the old trainers attacking them.

But if these new trainers are unwilling to accept his kindness, then there is no need for the old trainers to continue to try to please them.

Only when people are hurt will they know how to withdraw.

"Eh..." The old trainers sighed and left in wheelchairs.

Standing at the door, Junchuan Tezuna held his forehead and said, "It's always like this..."

The meeting ended unpleasantly.

"Come on, let's continue to tour the academy and see if there's any horsegirl worthy of our taking on."

The afro trainer led the male trainers out of the meeting room.

"Let's also visit the academy and get to know each other."

A female trainer wearing glasses also left with other female trainers.

Tang Han was the only one left in the entire conference room.

Tang Han is not as idle as them. He only has two days left on his doctoral gown, and it is inexplicably stained with honey, which greatly reduces its hiding effect. So Tang Han now has to complete tasks to extend the time and find ways to reduce the impact of the honey stains.

Tang Han took out a prop from his backpack.

[Random Horse Girl Pick 1 of 3 Raffle Tickets]

"use."

8. Choose one of the two horse girls

Use [Random Uma Girl Pick 3 Raffle Ticket]

Three cards flew out of Tang Han's mind and appeared before his eyes.

There is a trash can in the lower right corner. It looks like you can throw the card in it if you don’t want to choose it.

First.

A petite horse girl with brown hair, blue eyes, and a white crescent-shaped bang on her forehead. She is wearing a white and blue winning suit and a bright red short cape. She is full of energy and raises three fingers to the camera.

Emperor of the East Sea...

"Swish!" Tang Han threw the card into the trash can without even looking at it.

the second.

She is also a petite horse girl with rabbit-like long ears, black hair covering her right eye, and she wears a small hat inlaid with blue roses at a 60-degree angle, ignoring gravity, a black wedding dress, a dagger on her waist, and a determined look at the camera.

Rice bath!

The moment he saw this Ma girl, three big words instantly popped up in Tang Han's mind: Brother.

Then another three characters appeared: Little Ancestor

"Puff!" Tang Han recalled his painful experience of playing the mobile game "Rice Bath" and spat out a mouthful of blood.

Rice bath, in layman's terms, is a bath with rice. It is inspired by the European custom of sprinkling rice on newlyweds at weddings, and is meant to bring happiness to those around you.

But contrary to the meaning of his name, Mi Yu's life was quite unlucky.

You will definitely encounter a red light when crossing the road, and you can only get tissues in the lottery at the commercial street. It is easy to mess things up in a daze, such as confusing salt and sugar to make saltine cookies, or accidentally kicking over a bucket and making other students slide around.

Because he stopped other people's great achievements twice, one was Miura Bourbon's undefeated triple crown, and the other was Mejiro McQueen's three consecutive championships in the Spring Emperor's Award, so Mi Yu is also called the black assassin and villain. He won the championship with his own efforts but was still scolded.

The prototype horse fell and broke its bones in a competition before its retirement and had to be euthanized, which was quite tragic.

Combined with its soft and sticky personality, it makes people feel pity for it.

Because Miyu calls his trainer "big brother", players who spend a lot of energy to cultivate Miyu are called "brothers".

Tang Han was also a brother before. In the process of cultivating rice bath over and over again, he finally came to the evaluation of rice bath that most brothers have: Little Ancestor

It’s simple, it’s just too difficult to cultivate rice bath!

The competition is difficult and urgent, and Mi Yu often loses his mood before the competition. He has to run against a bunch of monsters before his attributes are improved. If he is not careful, he will not achieve his goal.

When Tang Han and his brothers finally used up all their props and realized that Mi Yu was not the strongest horse girl and that there were many horse girls with better attributes than her, they began to wake up, return to rationality, and slowly took off their clown costumes, vowing never to waste props and energy on Mi Yu again.

But as long as the rice bath is soft and sticky and says "Onisha Ma"...

Brother: Hi!

When Tang Han saw the Mi Yu card, as an older brother, he instinctively wanted to order it, but the remaining rationality in his mind stopped him and he reluctantly withdrew his hand.

Again, this is the world of Umamusume's strange writings.

Although Mi Yu is a person with a very low risk factor in the world of strange books, and her danger level will not increase as long as you keep a normal distance from her (due to the inexplicable trust of her brother), this does not mean that there is no danger.

In fact, what Tang Han was afraid of was not the potential danger of Mi Yu, but that as an older brother, he would not be able to help but take the initiative to distance himself from Mi Yu.

My brother has been a human being for too long and his rationality has disappeared.

Ask yourself, which brother, when seeing Mi Yu, would not want to use his utmost tenderness to care for Mi Yu? Just like Fly Man will definitely bite the cracked egg when he sees it, he simply can't help himself.

Even though Tang Han is the most rational among the brothers, he cannot escape the curse of being a brother.

In order to reduce the risk of being jumped, he must give up his beloved with great pain, just like a certain purple potato spirit.

But Tang Han did not throw Mi Yu's card into the trash can immediately. Instead, he looked at the next one before making a decision, to avoid the last one being an extremely dangerous horse girl, which would cause him to have no choice but to be forced to accept the first two cards thrown into the trash can. So Tang Han kept Mi Yu for the time being.

Tang Han looked at the last picture of Ma Mu.

The third.

Well, she is still a petite horse girl, which makes Tang Han wonder if the system did it on purpose.

Pink hair, jewel-like pink eyes, and a lively smile on her face remind people of the gorgeous spring, bringing the warmth of melting glaciers. Wearing a red and white winning suit, she raised her hands high to celebrate at the camera, like an angel descending to earth.

Spring Ulala!

An angel horse girl who fights and fails again and again, but keeps fighting.

At that time, Japan had just entered a period known as the "Lost Decade". The economy was stagnant, unemployment reached a record high, and people didn't know when the situation would improve. The prototype of Ulala was born in that era.

Ulala is a local racehorse who has never won a single race since her debut. However, even after losing sixty or seventy races, she can still step out for the next race with energy and determination. She is then discovered by the public relations manager of the racecourse, and her story is sent to forty newspapers across the country. Eventually, it appeared on the first page of the fun section of the daily news and became known nationwide.

Ulala began to gain popularity and continued to attract many people to watch. Even after 20 or 30 races, it still failed to win, but it became more anticipated by people. Even the Prime Minister of Japan said that he wanted to see Ulala win. This horse was the best example of "never giving up" and injected fresh vitality into the depressed environment of the country at that time.

The staff at the racecourse began to receive many letters. People said they were encouraged by Ulala's story. Some cancer patients gained courage from Ulala's running, some gave up suicide, and some took leave to come and receive Ulala's blessings. Ulala was the star of hope for the losers at that time.

After losing a hundred games in a row, the talented Japanese rider Wu Feng decided to help Ulala win. Although they still lost the game in the end, they circled around the field as if they had won and accepted the cheers from the people.

Ulala never won, but she never gave up.

In the world of Uma Musume, this pink-haired little angel has inherited the fate of the prototype. She never wins, but never gives up. The sight of her running can make people around her feel relaxed and healed.

What Tang Han remembers most is Ulala's participation in the Arima Kinen Race in the game. Even though she was far behind the last place, she still waved happily to the audience when she crossed the finish line, which made Tang Han admire her strength and cheerfulness very much. However, Ulala's tears after the race made Tang Han feel distressed.

If we remove the brother filter, Tang Han’s favorite should be Ulala.

"Tsk, this is troublesome." Tang Han looked at the two cards and felt a headache.

Tang Han likes both Miyu and Ulala and wants to choose both.

His finger moved back and forth between the two cards, hesitating which one to click.

After careful consideration, Tang Han finally made a decision.

"Then it's decided to be you!"

9. Honey Drink

"Then it's decided to be you! Ulala!"

Tang Han tapped on Ulala's card, and a brilliant pink light burst out from it.

"Ulala got first place!" The pink-haired little angel cheered loudly.

Tang Han finally chose Ulala.

The reason why he chose Ulala was because Tang Han felt that compared to the unconditional love he would give to Mi Yu as a brother, Ulala would help him stay calmer.

Moreover, being Ulala's trainer is 200% safe. What you should worry about is not whether you will be jumped by her, but whether she will be deceived by bad people. She is one of the true gods of strange books.

After all, how could an angel be corrupted by so-called weird writing?

You said so, Emperor of the East China Sea.

So Tang Han reluctantly gave up Mi Yu and happily chose Ulala.

……

Accept the mission [Serve as Spring Ulala]

Introduction: Go to be Ulala's trainer

Reward: None, Punishment: Reclaim the doctoral uniform

……

"Wait, what is this mission?"

Tang Han suddenly discovered that after he selected the cards, not only did he not get anything, but he also had an extra task.

System: "Next, the host needs to recruit a designated horse girl. If unsuccessful, the doctoral uniform will be immediately reclaimed."

Tang Han scratched his head.

"So this three-choice lottery ticket isn't a bonus, but a task for yourself? No reward for success, but a penalty for failure?"

"Yes."

"....." Tang Han was completely speechless.

What kind of deceptive prop is this! Is it really necessary for it to exist?

It is obvious that this Babar system is deliberately making trouble for him.

Other people's lottery tickets directly transformed into a horse girl, but Tang Han's lottery ticket gave him a task, and if he couldn't complete it, he would be doomed...

"System, is there anything else you can do for me?" Tang Han asked sarcastically.

……