Is it really impossible for him to escape from the Emperor's Chamber...
That's why he just collapsed on the ground like a dead man, there was no problem with his body.
"Really?" The Emperor of the East China Sea still couldn't believe it.
"real."
In order to convince the Emperor of the East China Sea, Tang Han sat up and tapped his back with his backhand to show her that he was fine.
"Huh, that's good..." The Emperor of the East China Sea breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that Tang Han was indeed fine.
But at the same time as she felt relieved, she noticed something strange.
It's strange, there should be a scent belonging to her on Tang Hantuolena. She should be able to detect it as long as she passes by Tang Hantuolena, right?
Why didn’t I find it this time?
So the Emperor of the East China Sea lowered his head, sniffed Tang Han, and then his eyes gradually dimmed.
The smell... is gone...
She had worked so hard to leave her scent on Tang Hantolaina, but how come it completely disappeared in just the time it took to take a shower?
No, I have to do it again later!
135. Horse Jump, I'll Teach You
"Gu..." The disappearance of the scent on Tang Han's body made the Emperor of the East China Sea feel a little nervous.
Just like when a fishing line breaks, you need to replace it with a stronger one, and when a necklace breaks, you need to replace it with a stronger one, in order to make himself feel at ease, the Emperor of the East China Sea now urgently wants to leave a stronger scent on Tang Han.
But she had just taken a shower, and the sweat and smell were basically washed away. How could she let Tang Han be contaminated with her scent now?
Is it possible to go out and run a few laps?
But he still has to go to class later. It will take too long to run to the training ground and then run back to take a shower. As an excellent student, the Emperor of the East China Sea does not want to be late.
But is there any other way to make yourself sweat faster?
"Wait!" The Emperor of the East China Sea suddenly had an idea.
She seemed to have heard from her senior classmates that horse jumping was the fastest way to secrete body fluids (sweating)...
"Tang Han, let's do horse jumping now~" The Emperor of the East China Sea looked at Tang Han in his arms, his cute face full of anticipation.
"Ah?!" Tang Han was shocked when he heard the East China Sea Emperor's fierce words.
He instinctively wanted to leave the arms of the East China Sea Emperor, but the East China Sea Emperor held him too tightly and he couldn't break free.
The heavy artilleryman who was silently admiring the two hugging each other not far away was also greatly frightened.
"Horse...horse jumping?!"
The little boy Emperor of the East China Sea did not know the true meaning of the horse jumping, but the heavy artillery who liked the topic of love knew something about it.
The horse jump is a metaphor for the ceremony of giving birth to a baby, which is something only adults can do!
When he heard that the Emperor of the East China Sea was going to do that kind of thing with Tang Han in the room, Zhong Pao's cheeks instantly turned red, and he looked at Tang Han and the Emperor of the East China Sea with something strange in his eyes.
"Emperor, are you really going to do it? Now? Here?" Heavy Artillery asked in disbelief.
"Well, of course, Tang Han is dragging down the one who promised me." The Emperor of the East China Sea nodded.
"You said so, Tang Han is a burden."
“…” Tang Han was silent.
He did promise the Emperor of the East China Sea that he would dance with her horse.
"Hmm!" Chongpao covered her blushing face with her hand, her ponytail sweeping wildly on the bed sheets. She only dared to peek at Tang Han and the Emperor of the East China Sea through the gaps between her fingers.
You said there was nothing going on between you, yet you're doing something like this!
"Hu——Hu——" At this time, Zhongpao's face was as red as an apple. Even though he tried his best to fan his hot face with his hands, he couldn't lower the temperature.
She had previously thought the Emperor was a child who didn't know how to fall in love, but she hadn't expected him to do something only adults could do! And he was so bold, choosing the dormitory as the location!
As for the specific content of the horse's jump, she didn't even dare to think about it!
"Then...then I won't disturb you anymore and will just...leave now!"
Chongpao stuttered, hurriedly picked up the schoolbag on the bedside, and ran out of the room without looking back, helping to close the door.
As the heavy artillery left, the two people in the room came up with different ideas.
Emperor of the East Sea: Roar, now I can enjoy my own world with Tang Han~
Tang Han: Roar, being alone in a room with the Emperor of the East China Sea, I'm going to...
"Then let's start now~" The Emperor of East China Sea excitedly pulled Tang Han up from the ground.
“…” Tang Han did not resist.
Because he knew that the East China Sea Emperor considered horse jumping to be simple dancing, so he should be fine.
At most, he would just dance a horse dance legend with her. When Tang Han was training with the horse girls in the team, he learned how to dance by osmosis.
As for the idea that a man would be shy about dancing a little girl's dance, this simply didn't exist for Tang Han, who prioritized safety.
After all, compared to letting the Emperor of the East China Sea know the true meaning of the horse's jump and then being kicked in the face, his dancing like a girl is nothing.
So Tang Han followed the East China Sea Emperor's wishes and was obediently pulled up from the ground by her.
Even though the Emperor of the East China Sea deliberately used too much force and threw himself into his arms, letting her rub against him for a while, Tang Han didn't care.
He just wanted to finish the dance as quickly as possible, fulfill his agreement with the Emperor of the East China Sea, and then find an opportunity to escape.
"Huff~" Seeing Tang Han's cooperation, the Emperor of the East China Sea was very satisfied. He rubbed Tang Han's chest for more than ten seconds before stopping.
But just as the Emperor of the East China Sea let go of Tang Han and was about to take the next step, she suddenly froze and stood there blankly, not knowing what to do.
Although there is an empty space and Tang Han has taken advantage of it, there is still one thing.
That's what the senior student said about the horse jumping...how did it jump?
Although the Emperor of the East Sea had some understanding, horse dancing with a trainer was not the dance they were taught to do on the winner's stage at school, but rather a more intimate and interactive act.
But she didn't know the details, so she planned to ask someone now.
"Tang Han is a burden, so why don't I go ask my senior sister how to do a horse jump with a trainer? We can learn together and then jump."
The Emperor of the East China Sea picked up his phone from the table and prepared to send a message to the senior student who was dancing with the trainer Ma in the dormitory on the same floor to ask.
Tang Han panicked when he saw this and quickly reached out to block the East Sea Emperor's phone screen: "No! Don't ask!"
"Huh? Why?" The Emperor of the East China Sea was puzzled.
"Um...this..." Tang Han touched his collar awkwardly.
What would happen if the Emperor of the East China Sea really asked something?!
So Tang Han quickly said:
"I know how to dance. It's actually very simple. Let me teach you."
Tang Han patted his chest, raised his head, and looked confident.
“No one knows horse jumping better than me.”
"Really? That's great!" The Emperor of the East China Sea showed an expectant look and couldn't wait to do a few high-kicks. His flexible steps and flexibility allowed him to handle almost any dance pose.
"I'm ready!" The Emperor of the East China Sea cheered loudly. She couldn't help but interact closely with Tang Han in the dance.
only……
"Wow." Seeing that the Emperor of the East China Sea had fallen into his trap, the corners of Tang Han's mouth under his mask curled up slightly.
Tang Han would absolutely, positively, not teach the East China Sea Emperor how to do a real horse jump.
So as an alternative, he would teach the Emperor of the East China Sea another dance that was purer and safer.
So Tang Han took a deep breath, and then began to act in front of the East Sea Emperor...
Radio gymnastics.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... Come on, do it with me." Tang Han said.
"Okay!" The Emperor of the East China Sea nodded.
Because she had never seen radio gymnastics, she did not doubt it at first and followed Tang Han obediently to do radio gymnastics.
"Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."
But after ten minutes, the Emperor of the East China Sea finally realized something was wrong and stopped doing the radio gymnastics with Tang Han.
This... doesn't seem right...
Why is it that when this horse jumps, it is always done by one person. Where is the intimate interaction between two people?
And the movements are so monotonous, more like a warm-up than a dance...
Could it be that Tang Han is dragging the horse down and making it hard to jump?
"What's wrong?" Tang Han's heart skipped a beat when he saw that the Emperor of the East China Sea had stopped doing radio gymnastics with him.
"Tang Han is a burden. It seems that this is not the horse jump I want. How about I ask my senior sister?" The Emperor of the East China Sea took out his mobile phone and opened the chat with his senior sister.
"!" Tang Han's pupils shrank slightly, and a sense of crisis rushed to his head.
Oh no! I'm under suspicion!
Continuing to teach the East Sea Emperor radio gymnastics and "pointing to Guang as a horse" was no longer effective! He had to change the subject immediately! He couldn't let her ask!
So Tang Han quickly said, "Hey, Emperor, it's getting late now. You should go to class."
Tang Han once again stretched out her hand to block the screen of the East China Sea Emperor's mobile phone, pretending that time was running out. Then she turned around and picked up the East China Sea Emperor's schoolbag, naturally put her mobile phone into the bag, and finally slung the schoolbag over her own shoulders.
"Come on, Emperor, follow me to class. A good student should never be late. To become an undefeated triple-crown horse girl, theoretical knowledge is also very important." Tang Han educated the Emperor of the East China Sea while pushing her back and walking out of the room.
"Huh?" The Emperor of the East China Sea, who was being pushed away, was a little confused.
Why did Tang Han look so flustered when she said she wanted to ask her senior how to jump with her trainer's horse?
She always felt that the horse's jump was definitely not caused by Tang Han dragging it down!
Although this dance can indeed warm you up and make you sweat, it is a bit too relaxing and comfortable. It is very different from the descriptions of the senior students about the excitement, the trainer's shouting, the horse's excitement, and the collision of flesh against flesh.
"Gu..." The Emperor of the East China Sea turned his head and looked at Tang Han, whose guilty conscience was almost written all over his face, and narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
I'll ask the seniors next time...
136. I love you! (Gnashing teeth)
Tang Han pushed the sulking East Sea Emperor all the way out of the terrifying Ma Muan dormitory.
When in Ma Niang's dormitory, Tang Han could always hear some faint and subtle screams, and when he left a certain range of Ma Niang's dormitory, the sound gradually disappeared.
Perhaps it was because he was too nervous that he was hallucinating... Or maybe it wasn't a hallucination, but the real trainer's screams coming from a room...
Tang Han didn't dare to think too much, nor did he have the ability to solve the problem. He could only pray silently in his heart, hoping that the scumbag who hurt Fuji Miracle would be brought to justice as soon as possible, so that Fuji Miracle could recover from its sadness and have the motivation to clean up the Ma Musume dormitory and stop letting those trainers be locked up and oppressed in the dormitory...
It took Tang Han ten minutes to finally coax and trick the angry East China Sea Emperor into the teaching building where classes were held.
"Emperor, you go to class. I'll go back first." Tang Han handed the schoolbag on his shoulder to the emperor and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, Tang Han had just taken a step when his sleeve was grabbed.
Tang Han turned his head and found that the Emperor of the East China Sea had his head lowered, looking at him with an awkward look.
"Hey, Tang Han, would you like to come to our classroom and take a look? My classmates really want to meet you..."
"To your classroom?"
Tang Han looked at the teaching building in front of him and the strange horse girls who kept entering the teaching building. He suddenly felt timid and did not dare to move forward.
When he first reported to Tresen Academy, the guide Junchuan Tezuna told him that the teaching building was where the horse girls took cultural classes, and it was recommended that male trainers should not go in alone.
I don't know what will happen, but it's definitely not good.
So Tang Han decided to strictly follow Miss Junchuan's advice and never enter this teaching building!
"Sorry, Your Majesty, I still won't go?" Tang Han waved his hand.
"Huh? Why?" The Emperor of the East China Sea was puzzled.
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