Uma Musume, from entry level to basement

In fact, what he said was not wrong. If Mi Yu had not brought the lucky sachet over and let Tang Han be hit by the punch condensed by the lucky energy, he might not have been able to enter Lucky's room and would not have realized that Lucky's long absence was because she was about to die.

In a sense, it brings him luck...

"Eh?! Big...big brother?!" Mi Yu felt the touch on his face and his brain went blank for a while.

By the time she reacted, her little face was as rosy and plump as a rose blooming in the morning, and even her ears and tail were wagging excitedly.

"Mi Yu... is the girl who brings good luck to big brother?!"

Tang Han's sudden action and words made Mi Yu's head overloaded, with white steam coming out of it, and his heart began to beat violently, thump thump, almost bursting out of his chest.

Because this sentence! It's almost exactly the same as a confession!

Don’t you think that the love movies on TV are all played like this? When the hero confesses his love to the heroine, he will say:

You are my only one!

You are the girl I have decided to spend my life with!

You are my God! (crossed out)

In short, this kind of expression that means "you are very important to me" is almost always an implicit expression of love to someone you like.

Although Mi Yu knew that Tang Han most likely didn't mean that, but with the gentle action of wiping away tears, it was really hard for Ma Niang not to misunderstand.

So Mi Yu couldn't help but ask:

"What big brother said...is it true?" Mi Yu lowered her head shyly, looking up secretly, looking at Tang Han cautiously but full of expectation.

"Of course it's true." Tang Han patted his chest and answered without hesitation.

Although Tang Han didn't know what Mi Yu wanted to express, no matter what Mi Yu thought, his brother always had only one answer to this question.

"Miyu is my most lovely sister~"

"Hmm!" As soon as these words came out, a tingling electric current instantly flowed through Mi Yu's whole body, making her unable to help but let out a moan, and her tail stood up straight behind her!

Even though this sentence has already shown that Tang Han does not want to fall in love and simply treats her as a sister, it is still very damaging to Mi Yu.

"The cutest..." Mi Yu's mind kept repeating the voice, and his cheeks became hotter and hotter.

Then, the excitement began to move from the face down to the neck, heart, and then to the abdomen.

"Gu..." Mi Yu covered his abdomen which was beginning to feel sore, and his mind was gradually filled with evil thoughts.

I really want to push my big brother down and ride on him!

Although she didn't know what the meaning of this was, she instinctively wanted to do it!

It’s just riding on big brother’s belly, there shouldn’t be any problem!

My stomach feels sour now, it would be better if I could rub it!

At this moment, Mi Yu raised his hands unconsciously, posing like a tiger hunting, and aimed at Tang Han in front of him.

Tang Han didn't realize the seriousness of the matter yet. He stood up from the ground normally and patted the dust off his slightly raised butt.

"Hmm!" For some reason, Mi Yu became even more impulsive!

Just when Mi Yu was about to lose control and pounce, she glanced around and found that many of her classmates Ma Niang were looking at her.

"Gu..." The feeling of shame in his heart prevented Mi Yu from doing such an outrageous thing in public, so the impulse in his brain slowly faded away, and his hunting hands slowly let go.

Next time when there is no one else around, I will do the same thing with my older brother...

143. Kidney pain

At noon, in the secret dormitory of the male trainers.

Tang Han, who had just returned from Tresen College, was holding his aching kidney and tiredly climbing the dormitory stairs back to his room.

The pain in Tang Han's kidneys at this moment was not due to the kidney emptiness caused by Ma Niang's poke, but a phantom pain, just like when you see someone else's toes hit the corner of the table, you will feel the same phantom pain in your own toes.

Just this morning, Tang Han comforted Mi Yu, who was extremely insecure about herself, but that didn't mean all the problems were over. The biggest problem was the Emperor of the East China Sea, whose possessiveness was rapidly rising while watching Tang Han and Mi Yu's intimate interaction.

After Tang Han temporarily got rid of her entanglement (physics) in exchange for agreeing to come to the teaching building with the Emperor of the East China Sea next time, Tang Han hurriedly left the terrifying teaching building and prepared to return to the safe boys' dormitory.

At that time, Tang Han had one foot on the school bus, but then he thought, he had already met Mi Yu and the Emperor of the East China Sea, so it would be inappropriate not to meet the other horse girls in Tucker's team.

So Tang Han turned around and went back to school to find Ulala and the others.

However, he did not have a specific order for visiting the horse girls. He simply wandered around the campus and greeted whoever he saw.

Fortunately, the first person Tang Han met was Ulala.

When Tang Han appeared in front of her, Ulala first shouted in surprise, and then hugged him happily.

Looking at Ulala's angelic smile, Tang Han felt in a good mood. Even if he was really sick, she would cure him.

Because Ulala was so easy to take care of, she wouldn't be too sad even if Tang Han was not around, so Tang Han simply gave her some instructions and left to find other horse girls.

Afterwards, Tang Han met Mejiro McQueen who was eating snacks in a corner.

This girl, Mubai McQueen, seemed to have some ulterior motive. When Tang Han was teaching her not to eat so many junk snacks, she secretly took a full-body photo of Tang Han with her mobile phone and sent it to someone unknown.

However, Megumi McQueen didn't seem satisfied yet. He wanted to secretly stick his phone into Tang Han's hood and take a picture of his face.

But this behavior was too obvious. Tang Han noticed it immediately and confiscated her phone.

Mubai McQueen knew that she was in the wrong and had no temper. She could only look at Tang Han with pitiful eyes and beg Tang Han to return her phone to her.

Seeing that she was sincere in admitting her mistake, Tang Han finally returned the phone and strictly prohibited such a thing from happening again. He left her a few cups of honey drink and then left.

The last thing Tang Han encountered was the Holy King Halo.

But before Tang Han could chat with Saint King Halo for a few words, a horse girl with blue hair suddenly jumped out from behind Saint King Halo - Xingyun Tiankong.

Xingyun Tiankong let out a long "Hey~" as soon as he appeared. He looked at Tang Han and Saint King Halo with a meaningful look, and then asked directly: "Boyfriend?"

"No! How could a first-rate Saint King possibly ask him to be his...boyfriend!" Even though Saint King Halo tried his best to deny it and his face turned red with anger, Xingyun Tiankong still looked like a fun-loving guy who would not stop until he made a big deal out of it, and he kept on grinning evilly.

Tang Han suspected that the reason why Saint King Halo wanted to find a boyfriend so much must have been instigated by the girl Xingyun Tiankong.

It’s a pity that he has no evidence, otherwise he would definitely ask her trainer to confiscate her fishing rod.

What, she doesn't have a trainer yet?

Then wait until she finds a trainer...

The time spent visiting Saint King Halo was several times longer than that spent visiting other horse girls. After all, in order to make Saint King Halo more confident, Tang Han had to make up many words of praise to praise her.

Today is no exception, but it has changed from online to offline, and we need to create words and sentences on the spot, and even brainstorming takes time.

Besides, there was a funny horse girl named Xingyun Tiankong next to him, who said to Tang Han together with the Holy King Halo, "And then?" It was a double torture!

Tang Han felt that the brain cells he consumed writing lyrics today were more than those he consumed in his entire high school...

So, even though Tang Han had returned to the boys' dormitory, his kidney pain did not stop.

When Tang Han thought of the Saint King Halo's laughter, his kidneys felt as if they were pierced by countless iron thorns, and the phantom pain continued.

Tang Han covered his kidney and walked to the door of his dormitory with difficulty. He took out his key, opened the door lock, and pushed the door open.

Unexpectedly, just as Tang Han pushed the door halfway open, a familiar voice was heard in the room.

"Welcome back."

"I'm back." Tang Han responded instinctively. After all, he often communicated like this when he lived with the Golden Ship before, and he was used to it.

But Tang Han suddenly recalled that Brother Chuan had been taken away by the dormitory supervisor the day before yesterday, and she wouldn't be able to see her for a while, so it was impossible for her to be in his room now...

So the owner of this voice is...

"Lu...Luna..." Tang Han's mouth twitched.

Rudolph was seen standing in the room wearing an apron and holding a spatula in his hand, with a gentle smile on his face, blinking his eyes at Tang Han. The dining table was carefully laid out with hot meals, and she looked like a good wife and mother welcoming her husband home.

"......." Seeing Rudolph's expression, Tang Han froze in place, wanting to close the door again and turn around and leave.

Because Tang Han once had the good fortune to overhear a piece of advice from an old senior to a newcomer:

If you see a horse girl wearing an apron and cooking for you, there is only one thing you should do next...

run!

RUN!

Run!

Remember never look back!

After all, your food tonight is what she cooked, and her food tonight is you!

Of course, most of the new trainers thought it was just a weird story made up by their seniors to scare them, so when they saw Ma Musume appear in their home, they did not realize the seriousness of the matter at all. Instead, they advanced and ate the food that Ma Musume had secretly put medicine in without any suspicion.

The result was a period of loss of contact. When the trainer appeared in the public eye again, it was three days later in the pelvic hospital.

There is a saying that goes well:

The rookie was still walking forward with a smile, but the expert had already turned and ran.

Besides...

Tang Han leaned forward slightly and glanced at the dishes on the table that Rudolph had symbolically prepared:

Stir-fried eel slices, stir-fried yellow eel with leeks, drunken eel porridge, oyster eel soup...

Something's wrong! There's something wrong with this dish!

Why are they all eels? Are you sure this blood-tonifying dish is for him?

"Hiss--" Tang Han's kidneys not only did not get better, but felt even more painful.

"Oh." Rudolph noticed Tang Han's gaze and instantly understood Tang Han's confusion. His smile widened, and he proudly pointed at the dishes on the table and explained to him:

"I saw this on an online forum. They said boys love these dishes, so I tried making them. What do you think?"

Tang Han:?

There's definitely something wrong with this forum! This isn't a dish boys would enjoy! It's clearly a dish a horny girl hopes her significant other would enjoy!

Faced with this situation, the old trainer has already fled, although in front of the horse girl with a strong purpose, the success rate of escape is basically zero, and she will be caught and forced to eat, and then the horse will jump as everyone likes to see.

But if he could really escape, he would create a legend that would be passed down through generations by his colleagues.

"Look! This senior managed to escape successfully! This is a giant leap for him! And for mankind!"

Of course, no trainer ever succeeded.

However, Tang Han did not turn around and run away like the old trainer, nor did he choose to come in like the young trainer. Instead, he continued to stand at the door, clenching his fists. Even though his whole body was covered in sweat of fear, he did not take a step back.

Because he can't escape.

After hesitating at the door for more than ten seconds, Tang Han finally said something that left Rudolph confused:

"Sister Lu...Luna, can you please do me a favor?"

"Help?" Now it was Rudolph's turn to be stunned.

Rudolph symbol did not expect that Tang Han would ask her for help.

Because there are some people in the world who obviously like to help others and show their kindness to others, but they just don't like to accept help from others.

He has a kind heart, but doesn't make close friends with others.

And Tang Han is one of these people.

A guy who does good things without leaving his name, and even pretends to be a bad guy to cover up his merits.

If Tang Han had not been dressed too suspiciously last time and was accidentally handcuffed by the police and placed under house arrest in the police station, and then the police called Rudolph to confirm, she might never have known that he had secretly helped her catch a pervert.

And since he is so afraid of Ma Niang, it is even more impossible for him to seek help from Ma Niang.

But who would have thought that today he would come to her for help?

"What help?" Rudolph asked curiously. She had already secretly decided in her heart that no matter what problem Tang Han encountered next, she would do her best to help.

This is a good opportunity to get closer to Tang Han and make him realize that she is not that scary!

"Huh..." Tang Han leaned against the door frame and took a deep breath.

Then he took his hands out of his pockets and clasped them across his chest, looking calmly at Rudolph in front of him for a few seconds, and then let out a sigh of disappointment, as if he had made a decision that he "didn't want to do but had to do."

"Can you... take me to see the air tank..."