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We just opened, and we're offering a grand opening promotion! Don't pay 19998 points, don't pay 9998 points, just 998 points and you can take the zombie body home!

"I don't know what this is, but it sounds amazing!"

The big fat sheep in the gambling world: "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Orochimaru you really are a genius in the marketing world!"

Tiedan Shenhou: "Your business acumen is truly admirable. Others are still catching zombies, but I didn't expect you to have already made zombies into commodities!"

Nameless Old Monk: "Amitabha, if I really can't survive, I might actually buy a package service!"

Science and Snakes: "Don't wait, buy one now! I'll give you a 50% discount. For just 549 points, you can become an immortal zombie!"

Nameless old monk: "..."

Why does it feel like your sales pitch is a bit hasty? I always feel like there’s something wrong with it!

Momonga: "After becoming a zombie, your body should become stiff too!"

As the king of the undead, Ainz Ooal Gown is no stranger to zombies and naturally knows the price of becoming a zombie.

The body becomes stiff and bloodthirsty, and even the soul will be lost in the endless corpse qi!

Science and Snake: "(Smiling expression) This is just a small side effect. Once it absorbs enough blood and evolves, it will disappear. And I should sell the blood of powerful ninjas and generals to speed up the evolution of zombies!"

Electric shock user: "..."

Nameless old monk: "..."

I hate violence: "..."

You left this side effect yourself, right? It's all for the purpose of promoting ninja blood. Orochimaru, you've become a profiteer!

Even Zhou Yang was amazed at Orochimaru's bundled sales. He first created a zombie body, and then bundled and sold the blood of strong men, making a steady stream of money.

However, Zhou Yang did not stop it. Firstly, basically no one would turn themselves into a zombie. Secondly, the blood of the admirals came from Kizaru and Akainu.

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Kizaru was his trophy, and he only lent it to Orochimaru for research. If there was any profit, he would definitely get a share.

Although Xiao Dajia was emotional, he was not stupid and refused directly:

"I still don't want to turn into a zombie. After all, my body will be stiff and my five senses will be degraded, which will make me unsuitable for cooking. I'd better think of another way!"

Divine Tongue: "I agree with this. The most important thing for a chef is taste. Once the taste buds deteriorate, then you say goodbye to delicious food!"

Orochimaru said with regret, "What a shame, but is anyone else interested? Iron-hearted God, would you like a Happy Burial Package? I'll turn you into a zombie when you're about to die!"

Tiedan Shenhou's face suddenly turned dark. What do you mean by "give me a copy when you are about to die"? After my martial arts have been improved, I still have at least another forty or fifty years to live.

...... . .......

During such a long period of time, there will definitely be members from the special world coming in. When the time comes, they will pay something and the acceptance can be carried out without any side effects!

However, Orochimaru also had good intentions, so Tiedan Shenhou did not get angry, but simply refused decisively:

"I don't need it. I'm still middle-aged, not old yet. I might as well give it to the old monk!"

The nameless old monk said: "Amitabha, you think too much. I have already upgraded my martial arts with points. I still have more than thirty years to live!"

Lin Fengjiao: "You guys really know how to play, but my Maoshan Taoist magic has the method of refining people into corpse kings. However, as a Maoshan disciple, I can't give up my human identity. I still prefer to be buried in peace!"

I'm not a fallen angel: "Then be careful that the soil you buried is eaten by others. Lately, when I'm playing games, I often hear people saying they're going to eat soil!"

When Uncle Jiu saw this, his heart trembled. How could people nowadays even eat soil? This was too much!

Can't I even afford to die?

I am a slime: "Hahahaha, Gabriel, that's not really about eating dirt, it's about being too poor to afford food!"

Momonga: "Before I traveled through time, I was just a social animal. Sometimes I would eat dirt even if I spent too much money."

I am not a fallen angel: "That's just me, I'm already eating dirt, I haven't received food from the administrator for a long time, and Vinay has refused to take me in for dinner recently, it's so hard!"

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Chapter 164: The Tsundere Misaki, Xiaozhi from Pallet Town (First update, please subscribe! Please give me a monthly ticket!)

God's Tongue: "@I'm not a fallen angel, I can provide you with three meals a day!"

I'm Not a Fallen Angel: "Really? Thank you so much, you're such a kind person!"

God's Tongue: "But I have one condition. You have to teach me super powers. I also want to try the feeling of flying!"

I'm not a fallen angel: "...This isn't a superpower. It's a spell I learned after becoming an angel. You, a human, definitely can't learn it!"

God's Tongue: "...Are humans really that miserable? I feel so weak as humans!"

Marquis Vauban: "I cannot agree with this statement. I also killed a god in my human form. Although humans may be relatively weak at the beginning, their subsequent potential is infinite."

Lin Fengjiao: "Humans are the leaders of all things, their intelligence is superior to all things. If they get the chance, they can become immortals!"

Science and Snakes: "We ninjas also started out as ordinary humans, that's why we have acquired all kinds of powerful abilities!"

The big fat sheep in the gambling world: "I agree, humans are the most perfect race!"

Dad: "Dad also feels happy to be a human being!"

I am a slime: "What's wrong with being a human? If I had a choice, I would rather be a human!"

Momonga: "Please let me be a human being. This skeleton body is too miserable!"

Xun'er: "I feel lucky to be born as a human being. I have such a bright future!"

Erina Nakiri's complaint immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of many human leaders in the group.

Even some non-humans, such as Cute King or Bone King, are transformed from humans into non-humans!

So her words ignited the volcano and directly caused it to erupt!

Seeing so many big guys speaking up, Erina Nakiri wisely stopped talking to avoid offending other group members.

Gabriel even asked, "Does your promise to provide me with three meals a day still count?"

Nakiri Erina had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "It counts, but it's only for a week!"

I'm not a fallen angel: "One week is enough. The new living allowance will be issued next month, and I can spend money again!"

Dry Girl: "And then you started eating dirt again!"

I am not a fallen angel: "...Miss Koumaro, it's hard to be alone!"

Shock user: "But you are an angel!"

Misaka Mikoto's words were like an arrow, piercing directly into Gabriel's heart, causing her to fall to the ground with a thud.

I am a slime: "Hahahaha, Misaka Mikoto, your angle is still as tricky as ever!"

Fire Fist: "I just saw the file uploaded by King Saber. That Gilgamesh is too powerful. Is he the so-called oldest king?"

Great British Foodie King: "Because the Type-Moon world follows the law that the older and more mysterious, the more powerful it is.

As the oldest king, Gilgamesh possessed all the treasures in the world according to Sumerian mythology.

So she had the king's treasury and turned everything into her own wealth.

It also has the sword of separation, which is the prototype of the great EA god who created the world. The reason why it is only so powerful is because the master has restricted her. If her real body descended, she could even open up hell with one sword! "

"That sounds impressive, but how does it compare to the First Emperor?"

Great Britain's Foodie King: "I don't know, but I feel the First Emperor is stronger!"

Time Elf: "I also feel that the First Emperor's Galaxy Fleet is more powerful!"

Esdeath: "I don't know when I'll be able to reach that level!"

Wanting to surpass her sister: "I feel like your world isn't as safe as mine. This woman named Gilgamesh is a disaster above the dragon level in our world!"

Nie Xiaoqian: "It's a pity that I am still too weak to help my master!"

The electric shock user: "Xiao Qian, why isn't your master bubbling? Is he still busy?"

Zhou Yang: "What's up? Did you miss me? Do you want to buy a world-traveling talisman and come over to keep me company and warm my bed?"

Shock user: "(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻Who would miss you? I just saw that you haven't shown up for such a long time, and I thought you might be out in the cold!"

What a tsundere Misaka!

Zhou Yang smiled slightly, then said: "I gave myself a song called Liang Liang, and my hands are a little cold, why don't you warm them up for me!"

Shock user: "→_→ I'll give you a lightning strike at most, and it'll burn you to a crisp!"

Esdeath: "Mr. Administrator, since you're looking for someone to warm your hands, would you like me to warm them with the Devil's Essence?"

If you use the Devil's Essence, I'll turn into an ice sculpture!

Zhou Yang complained in his heart, but before he could say anything, Xun'er spoke first:

"(ー`?ー) Don't be like this. Since your hands are cold, Xun'er will warm them up for you with the Golden Emperor's Burning Heaven Flame!"

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Please give me back my feeling of being touched. How come even a good girl like Xun'er has become so cruel? Who taught her this?

One uses ice, the other uses fire, why don’t you two create the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!

Time Elf: "You're all teasing the administrator. In my opinion, you should just coat them in flour and fry them until golden brown, and make the kids next door cry with envy!"

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Sure enough, the ultimate move is you!

I am Kuang San in society, I am ruthless and don’t talk much!

Zhou Yang kept complaining, and finally said helplessly: "Forget it, I don't need to warm my hands anymore, I can warm myself!"

Pokémon Master: "The group is still so cheerful. I finally made it to the Pokémon Center and handed my Pokémon to Miss Joy. Now I can finally take a break!"

Pokémon!

Zhou Yang suddenly became interested because this magical creature was a legendary creature from the anime "Pokémon" that he had watched in his childhood.

Pokémon have all kinds of abilities, some are extremely strong, some can spit fire, and some can even bring down rain and thunder!

Even the entire world was created by the creator god Arceus. Because of the merit of creation, he obtained a piece of attribute stone slab that can be immune to various attacks!

Moreover, Arceus also created a large number of mythical beasts, which were extremely powerful. If he had not trusted humans too much and gave his stone tablet away, after resisting the meteor, he would have been ambushed by humans and fell into a deep sleep.

In addition to it, the divine beast stands at the top of the 4.1 world, possessing the power to easily destroy towns. Even humans with a lot of technology cannot compete with the power of the divine beast!

However, there are often outstanding humans who can train quasi-god-level Pokémon that can compete with some weaker legendary beasts!

These people are called Pokémon Masters!

And who is this guy who joined the group before?

Zhou Yang asked curiously: "@Pokémon Master, you don't seem to have introduced yourself. I don't even know your name!"

Pokémon Master: "Sorry, sorry, I've been busy these past few days and haven't been in the group much. So let me introduce myself now. I'm Satoshi from Pallet Town, and my goal is to become a Pokémon Master!"

It's you, silly!

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Chapter 165: The Straight Man Xiaozhi, and the Shock Brought by the Divine Beast (Second update, please subscribe! Please give me a monthly ticket!)

Silly thing, this meme comes from the Japanese dubbing of Ash in his previous life, where Ash's name was read in Japanese and then understood in Chinese!

So the name "silly thing" came into being.

But this is just one of his thousands of names, such as the Tomoya who gets shorter as he grows older, the beautiful Tomoko, the straight man, the Satoshi with amazing arm strength, and so on!

In his heart, he not only wants to become a Pokémon master, but also wants to become a Pokémon master. His partner Pikachu is also a powerful Pokémon with the potential to become a quasi-god!

Moreover, Xiaozhi encountered countless legendary beasts along the way and even had the opportunity to tame them, but being a stubborn person, he rejected all these opportunities!

And after training powerful Pokémon, he would teleport to Professor Oak's laboratory, and start all over again every time he arrived in a new area!

And the most infuriating thing is that as the protagonist, he has almost never won a championship. His protagonist halo will lose its effect once he reaches the finals, and then he will be beaten badly!

This also led to Zhou Yang being unable to bear the sight of the sun and the moon in his previous life. It was really too terrible.

A protagonist has never touched a trophy in hundreds of episodes. No, he does have a small Orange League trophy!

This is too frustrating!

Thinking of this, Zhou Yang said, "Xiaozhi, which gym are you going to challenge next?"

Pokémon Master: "Next up is the Liuli Gym in Liuli City. I'm a little nervous and don't know what Pokémon combination to use!"