"I don't think I'm awake yet. I'll just lie down for a while."
"Doctor! We really have no other options! Dr. Kal'tsit has been captured for three days! I, we..."
PhD:"... ..."
Theology is revived, religion is rising, the sea returns, and the gods descend...
You have no other options, but you act as if I have a solution.
Tired, destroy it.
Although he said so, the doctor was not the type to just lie down and wait for death. He was frantically turning his little brain, trying to find a way to crack it -
Can't break it.
Before the gods appear, all other problems are not problems.
For an existence of that magnitude, if he really wanted to destroy humanity, you could only praise him for being so efficient.
Really, apart from waiting to die, the doctor really doesn't want to do anything else now.
But just then——
All I heard was a roar like an earth-shaking roar coming from outside.
When everyone heard this, they were subconsciously stunned and looked out the window.
As a result, an inexhaustible supply of food was seen falling from the sky, like a downpour. Thousands of kilometers away from the place that had been razed to the ground in an instant by the god, a "mountain" of food several thousand meters high was piled up.
Then, on the other side, a huge hand descended from the sky, and with just one grab, it dug out a huge pit hundreds of kilometers deep. Then, a flood like a sky-breaking flood poured down, gradually filling up the huge pit. It was a crystal clear spring water.
Finally, rows of well-made houses were piled up in front of the huge palm, like children's building blocks.
All the survivors, including the doctor, were stunned by these miracles.
Until someone shouted:
"Dr. Kel'tsit! Dr. Kel'tsit is back!"
Everyone was awakened as if from a dream and rushed to meet him.
Because now everyone thinks that everything that god bestows upon them must have been earned by their respected... Oh no! It was earned by the beloved Dr. Kal'tsit!
I must have no idea how much suffering they had to endure, how much pain they had to endure, and what price they had to pay to get all this.
021. The startup sound effect is Hakimi, and the attack sound effect is Meow's savior Meow Meow Sword. Do you like it?
In front of her were the survivors running towards her, tears of joy on their faces.
We even saw the Doctor in it.
"What's going on? Didn't I tell you to wake the doctor up only if I didn't come back?"
Kal'tsit wanted to ask this, but she quickly realized something was wrong.
From a physical perspective, Kal'tsit felt that she had only communicated with the God for a short while.
When I looked around, I found that many people had changed their clothes and hairstyles.
Is it because the speed of time flows differently?
Is it really true that one day in heaven is one year on earth?
Never mind, these are just small things.
Looking at the survivors who had arrived, Kal'tsit really wanted to put on a nonchalant front, holding the Holy Sword in hand, waving her small hand, and saying, "It's okay. I'm here. Everything will be fine from now on."
This is not to elevate her status and prestige in the hearts of the people,
But the calmer Kal'tsit appears, as if even meeting the gods is not a big deal, the more it will soothe everyone's worries and fears about the future.
But the voice of a certain god sounded in her mind:
"Oh my... I almost poured too much water. If I hadn't reacted quickly, it would have been hilarious if the water had flooded Terra."
Kelsey: “…”
Could you, the God, be a little more reliable...?
God sent down a great flood, vowing to destroy mankind.
Humans are panicked, uneasy, and asking what we have done wrong to anger God?
Then the answer is, God accidentally knocked over the cup, right?
So even Kal'tsit felt a black screen before her eyes and stumbled.
But it was precisely because of this stumble that the group of survivors who had originally welcomed the event with great joy suddenly became frightened again.
The survivors gathered around and asked cautiously, "Dr. Kel'tsit? You got us food, water, and even a house. You must have paid a heavy price, didn't you?"
Kal'tsit really wanted to say no.
The so-called food was just a handful of fruit that the god grabbed from the fruit bowl.
The so-called water source was just a bottle of mineral water that the god casually opened.
The so-called residence was just a casual Lego build by the god.
Oh yes, these were not what Kal'tsit saw, but what the god himself said.
Because the perspective is completely different, in Kal'tsit's eyes, the god is simply creating things out of thin air, making laws as he pleases, and arbitrarily playing with the rules of the world.
So Kal'tsit didn't quite understand at the time. The god clearly controlled such great power, but he still lied with his eyes open and used excuses like fruit plates, Lego, and mineral water to fool her.
But now Kal'tsit understood.
Because that god didn't regard these survivors as human beings at all.
In the eyes of that god, a race, a world, a planet, to him, are just as easy as feeding a hamster.
Give some food, some drink, a wheel, a small box,
Then he said, "Okay, this small box will be your home from now on. Seeing how kind I am, I bought you the largest box I could find. I was afraid you would feel it was too small and say I was mistreating you."
This is a very normal thing for Him, and it can even show His kindness.
But for the hamster, his casual words have determined its life.
It was too sad and too ironic, so facing the hopeful eyes of these survivors, Kal'tsit really couldn't say anything.
But...if we don't talk about this topic, what should we talk about? What price did she pay?
Kal'tsit wanted to say that she just meowed.
But she always felt that as soon as she said it, these survivors would mistakenly think that she had been tamed by the god.
If she said anything more, she would not just meow once, but three times, and even Skadi Zhuoxin used her mobile phone to record her cute and flattering appearance?
That's it, not only was it tamed, but it was also kept as a house cat.
So Kal'tsit opened her mouth, hesitated for a long time, and finally closed her mouth again.
This reaction, when seen by the survivors, made them all look at themselves with self-blame, regret, and high respect.
Dr. Kel'tsit, who is so strong, reliable, and always calm, now has such an embarrassed expression...
What price did she pay for us survivors...
She really made me cry to death.
These looks made Kal'tsit feel her scalp tingling.
As a last resort, Kal'tsit waved the Holy Sword in her hand and said, "Don't worry. Although I made a deal with that god, that god is kind-hearted. Not only did he agree to my request, he also gave me this holy relic that represents his status as a Divine Messenger."
If Hai Si can be a messenger of God, then she can borrow this title. I believe that the God won’t mind, right?
The most important thing now is to divert the attention of these survivors and appease them——
A buzzing sound.
Kal'tsit had just finished speaking when she waved the Holy Sword in her hand. The Holy Sword burst into a dazzling light and began to chant the Holy Scripture on its own:
"Hakimi Hakimi Hakimi~"
Oh, this is the singing of Skadi the Trapped.
When the tip of the 'holy sword' touched the ground, the ground beneath his feet was cut like tofu. The golden sword energy tore through the mountains in the distance and directly cut the mountain tops.
It was so sharp that there wasn't even a sound during the entire process.
Instead, there was a sound when the mountaintop was cut open:
"Meow."
Well, this is the original sound recorded by Skadi with her mobile phone when Kal'tsit was acting cute and trying to please others.
Kelsey: “…”
Kelsey's face darkened.
No wonder the God suddenly had the urge to give a name to the "holy sword" in her hand, and gave it such a weird name as "World-Saving Meow Meow Sword".
When you swing the sword, you sing "Hakimi", and when you attack someone, the sound effect of the attack is "Meow", so isn't this the Meow Meow Sword?
Fortunately, Kal'tsit looked around at the people around her and found that, whether it was because of the language barrier or the blessing of God, the survivors simply could not understand what the "holy sword" was meowing.
They just felt that it was worthy of being called the "Holy Sword", and it even came with chanting and blessings.
so far so good.
Kal'tsit breathed a sigh of relief and looked up, only to find that the doctor's small eyes under the hood were changing from shock to subtlety, and then to laughter.
Finally, the doctor couldn't help laughing and burst out laughing.
Kelsey: “…”
022. Trouble-hearted Skadi is doing bad things
"Savior Kal'tsit claims to be your messenger and is spreading your gospel to her animal friends."
"Your number of believers +1+1+1..."
"You are so kindhearted that you chose not to open a mine but to play Civilization instead."
"Congratulations on achieving: Next Round!"
"In Terra (Haisi's destruction line), you have gained the loyalty of both Haisi and humans."
"Congratulations on acquiring the collection: Beautiful Glass Beads (Sea Thread)"
"Collection Effect: When the number of 'Beautiful Glass Beads' you possess is greater than or equal to one, each time you receive fatal damage, one 'Beautiful Glass Bead' will be consumed to offset the damage."
"Let's interview the planet of Terra (Haisi Line), which received such an honor as being able to take the blame for its own god, and what they said about their acceptance speech."
"Terra (Haiji Line): Your mother!"
"Okay, Terra (Haiji Line) said it's very happy."
"The items you currently have:"
"God's Messenger: Skull of the Dark Heart, Kal'tsit (?)"
「Pet: Kal'tsit the Savior」
Rice Bug: Haisi
"Collection: Beautiful glass beads (sea thread)"
"Okay, we've got food, water, and housing. Now we can fast forward to the farming game."
Looking at the translucent pop-up box flashing in front of him, Chen Ran extracted the key information after ignoring most of the content.
Number of believers +1... Chen Ran took a look at his current faith value and felt that it could be completely ignored.
But it's better than nothing, and small money is still money, so just treat it as a game of idle harvesting.
Remember to change the water and add some hamster food, and that will be enough.
And the so-called collection...is an ability whose effect cannot be verified on the spot.
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